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[Blind Gossip] This item is just plain odd, so if you are squeamish, you should probably skip it.

This film actress is having some marriage problems with her musician husband.

He is decidedly less famous than her, but that’s not the problem.

The husband complained to one of his friends about her bathroom habits. Or, rather, her interest in his bathroom habits.

She was obsessed with sh*t. He told me she wanted to know when he pooped and what it looked like. I am not kidding you. She is obsessed with health and thinks that the poop tells all. He used to think it was funny, but then he just decided that it was disgusting and she should just mind her own poop.

We don’t have a clue if this is the actual cause of their marriage problems… but it sure can’t have helped!

Similar: Near The Met Gala Bathroom

Actress:

[Optional] Is monitoring your partner’s bathroom habits normal or weird?

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Actress: Alicia Silverstone

Approximately three months after we ran this blind item back in 2018, actress Alicia Silverstone filed for divorce from musician Christopher Jarecki.

Alicia Silverstone is best known for her role as Cher in Clueless.

Silverstone married Jarecki in 2005, and the couple led a healthy lifestyle.

Silverstone is a devout vegan. She is also an animal rights activist. She is also obsessed with poop.

On an episode of Oprah back in 2010, the two women talked about the benefits of a vegan diet. 

They also talked about S-shaped poops and how often Alicia poops in a day.

Oprah: I will say this about the vegan plan. Your poop is fabulous when you do this.

Alicia: Fantastic…right?

Oprah: Dr. Oz has this whole thing about the S shape.

Alicia: Don’t you want to bring your friend in to see (your poop) and say “look at this beautiful thing”?

Oprah: I don’t know if it’s something to see, but it’s something to talk about and tell somebody.

Alicia: I know. It’s so effortless. But one of the things is you have all this time in the bathroom with reading materials and conversations… all that goes out the window. Done. I don’t have any reading materials. I’m in the bathroom for maybe a minute. And it happens like two times a day. Sometimes a bonus round. Three times. It’s very exciting.

T. M. I.

No wonder her husband hit the road.

Frankly, we doubt Oprah’s poops look like this: S.

They probably look more like this: $$$$$.

Anyway, Alicia Silverstone has a lot of interesting views on health and child rearing.

Silverstone and Jarecki have one child.

That’s Bear Blu. Yes, it’s a boy. And yes, they actually named him Bear Blu.

Take that, Liam Payne and Cheryl Whateveryournameis, parents of Bear!

And take that, Beyonce and Jay Z, parents of Blue Ivy!

Silverstone’s parenting style is… unorthodox.

She does believe in breast feeding, which is great.

However, she does not believe in diapers. She thinks that you should sense when your baby is about to relieve themselves and dangle the baby over the toilet.

She also does not believe in vaccines.

Her approach to nutrition is interesting.

When Bear was a baby, Alicia would feed him by taking a bite of food, chewing it up, and then spitting the food into Bear’s mouth.

Like the way a bird feeds a baby bird.

No, we’re not kidding.

Her son has always been a vegan.

From Times Herald:

Alicia Silverstone credits her son’s vegan diet for making him a “calm boy”.

The ‘Clueless’ star has been feeding her nine-year-old son Bear – whom she has with her ex-husband Christopher Jarecki – on a vegan diet ever since he was weaned from breastfeeding, and says his healthy lifestyle has helped give him “grounding energy” that keeps him calm.

She said: “I can tell you that from the get-go, I think of him as a brown rice baby because I ate brown rice when he was conceived, when he was in my belly and when he was on my boob, and now he eats brown rice. The centering, grounding energy of that nourishment in his organs has left him such a calm boy.”

That’s not all.

Alicia Silverstone takes baths with her nine year old son.

No, we’re not kidding.

From US Magazine:

Alicia Silverstone Says She and Her Son Bear, 9, ‘Take Baths Together’

“My son and I take baths together, and when he’s not with me, I take a bath and that really feels nourishing and comforting,” the actress, 43, told The New York Times on Sunday, May 31.

Silverstone doesn’t “yell or scream or discipline him,” she explained to Us at the time, noting that’s not “necessary.”

The Golden Globe nominee added, “All I have to do is say, ‘Oh, Bear, no thank you,’ and he goes, ‘OK, mom.’ He’s got it. We just can talk like that because he’s not feeling crazy. When they feel bad, when they eat unhealthy food and they don’t feel good, then they don’t act good. Same as us.”

She and Jarecki tied the knot in 2005 and called it quits more than 10 years later.

We would be very interested to hear what Jarecki thinks of his 9-year-old son taking baths with his mother.

The kid is 9. NINE!

Congratulations to Viola45 for being first with the correct response!

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Comments

  1. jasper says

    Reminds me of cast in joke on Parks & Rec. One guy had a “very healthy movement”, and shared a pic to another guy. At least male cast was soon sharing “untouched” BM pics amongst themselves. I don’t know if any ladies shared theirs, much less are/were married to musicians?

    I understand the “health factor” was part of early joke, but then it just became a weird thing they did. (NO, CP, AA, JO confirmed, AS??, RL??)
    P&R best guess: Aubrey or Rashida continuing the joke? …no musicians.

    • jasper says

      and no musicians for either of those ladies’ boyfriends?

      Never did it myself, closest I came was a healthy BM before a friend came over to watch a movie on cable (he no longer had it after a move). I closed lid and flushed, forgot about it. He comes over, uses bathroom during commercial break, gives me a weird look coming out, never says anything. Only after he left did I use bathroom again and saw it survived at least two flushes. took two more to go. LOL

  2. smoolieloo says

    Ya know how stories just stick with you even when you don’t want them to? Remember Marilu Henner from TV’s Taxi? Marilu was interviewed a few times many years ago about how you can tell your health from your poop. She spoke in depth about it. I think she even had a health book or some kind of book out where she spoke about it. Marilu and Alicia starred together in the movie Vamps in 2012. Alicia probably got her poop info from Marilu. I wish I did not know this. lol

  4. Karcey says

    It’s Alicia Silverstone and hubby. Clue is “clue” as in her movie Clueless and text uses word “was” not “is” so it’s a marriage that has ended and they’ve just announced split.
    It’s a little weird but anything goes in that world. Maybe he could of just asked her to stop?

  8. discod says

    Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. Gross. He’s not her kid. I can’t imagine she poops since she’s a robot, so maybe that’s why she’s fascinated?

  13. aaaSeeK says

    ?

    Monitoring your own BMs could be considered normal. Monitoring another adult’s….beyond weird.

  14. carriecue says

    Alicia Silverstone
    Clue being “clue” as in clueless. She’s pretty odd about those things. Yikes

  16. thisisannoying says

    Nicole Kidman
    Keith Urban

    Seems like she just has good intentions! A little weird, but if it helps me..

  17. aneri31 says

    Alicia Silverstone
    Christoper Jarecki

    Weird…. I get wanting your partner healthy but I wouldn’t be checking his poop.

  19. NikkieLynn says

    Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden

    Cameron discussed poop checking in a 2014 Oprah interview. It’s part of Cameron’s “Body Book”.

    Optional… is it weird? For us commoners, yes. But anything goes in LaLa Land.

  20. fromanotherworld says

    It could be Alicia Silverstone.
    She just split from her husband Christopher Jarecki. She is know for healthy eating and has books published.
    It’s weird.

  27. aaaGroot says

    Actress: Gwenyth Paltrow

    If she was married to Chris Martin still that would be my guess as she runs that Goop company or whatever. Well it is my guess. Ah well.

  29. Mills007 says

    oh this is so Cameron Diaz and her twin (nicole ritchie’s husband madden something) rock husband!

  30. missykate says

    Alicia Silverstone and Chris Jareki

    Bowel movements can be very telling about a person’s health.. but I think I’d be happy with just a description from my husband if I was concerned.. I don’t think I need to see it!

  33. Bamadex says

    No clue about the actress but is she French?

    French doctors are very big on knowing all about your BMs. Color, texture, frequency, everything. I guess French medical schools have a course in poo analysis.

  34. GretaGuesses says

    Okay, this isn’t Goop because she’s not married, so I am guessing Cameron Diaz, because she’s a bit of a health but, I’ve read. She’s married to the Madden guy that Nicole Richie isn’t married to.

    Monitoring your partner’s BMs sounds pretty darn weird to me.

  36. HappilyEverAfter says

    Katherine Heigl & Josh Kelley. Clue: “Plain”….Plain Jane….she played Jane in 27 Dresses.

  37. Lea214 says

    I don’t think he is “decidedly less famous than her” but I thought of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. There are always unhappy marriage blinds about those two and I could see her doing this to him.

  45. aaak_hav says

    Cameron Diaz/Benji Madden? I know she has gone on talk shows re the topic of poo-poo and health.

    • jj the great says

      I thought of them too (of course), but if you reread it, it sounds like they’re talking about a couple who’s currently still married. Also, I wouldn’t say she’s “decidedly less famous” than him, because it’s debatable if you ask me. Yes, she won an Oscar (that she shouldn’t have lol was like watching a dead fish act – I’ll never get that one), but he’s in one of the biggest rock bands, maybe ever? Definitely not “decidedly” less famous, anyway lol. Cam & Benji, I guess. Creepy AF.

    • jj the great says

      That first “she’s” should obviously say, “he’s”… as in, “I wouldn’t say HE’S ‘decidedly less famous'” haha Isn’t it the worst when you typo one of the most important words in the sentence?

  47. Baileygirl says

    No idea on the couple. Dr. Oz did a whole section of a show one day showing how the color, density and shape of poop can indicate certain problems. It is weird unless he has a history of colon issues.

  52. elisemh says

    Don’t know, but this is super gross! My ex-mother in law was obsessed with the poo=state of your health thing too. I mean, I know there’s some merit to that but sweet fancy Moses, no one want to hear about your s***, lady!!!

    • Whalesnark says

      Thank you/merci, Elise. Just about spit out my veggies from laughter. You took the high road by refraining from being critical, too.

  53. ChristineNYC says

    I can see Gwyneth Paltrow doing this. Don’t even know the name of her fiancé. Don’t care lol.

    She’s obsessed with poop because she’s full of it lol ?

  54. meaella says

    Alicia Silverstone? She has been into all of that “natural” health stuff for awhile now. She is married to a musician. And she’s known for Clueless. (Nothing else stood out for me as hints though).

  72. amagod121 says

    Alicia Silverstone

    It ‘s either weird or, in this woman’s case, control freakish. Either way … UGH!

  74. RainCityGirl says

    Alicia Silverstone and her husband… she’s super granola and they JUST break up. The whole thing is weird.

  75. Jester says

    Alicia Silverstone!!!

    Weird! Monitor your own unless your partner asks. It may sound disgusting, but your poop is another way to check your health, especially if blood is present.

  76. CanaryCry says

    I dunno – Marcus Mumford & Carey Mulligan?

    I think that’s a strange obsession – but to each their own, I suppose. ** shrugs **

  78. Midsomerfan says

    I am going to guess Cameron Diaz here, and her husband Benji Madden.
    I think there is a section in her Body Book from a few years ago about the link between this … subject and health.

  81. JoshuaTree says

    Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden.

    She’s poop obsessed, wrote about it in her book and talked about it on TV shows, how your poop can indicate health issues.

  82. AuburnTiger says

    Alicia Silverstone

    She and her husband announced their separation today. “clue” Although they have been separated for a long time. She starred in Clueless.

  86. annabelle77 says

    Well, if they weren’t already divorced, I would put all my money on this being Gwynnie Paltrow and her ex Chris Martin. She obsesses about health, colonics, and anal sex, so I could absolutely see her doing this. Hell, even if it’s not her, I bet she does this.

    • vanillasky says

      Agreed it’s Cameron and Joel.

      Cameron said in her health book that you need to examine your poop and this tells you what kind of health you’re in! If she’s telling the world this, then she’s probably doing it to her husband too!