[Blind Gossip] This famous movie star is a lot of things. He is rich. And handsome. And very fit. And a big college football fan.
So when he goes to a football game, people just gravitate towards him, right?
He would come to our college football games and stand on the sidelines. It was funny to watch him try to hit on the cheerleaders. They would scatter like wood chips when he came within twenty yards of them because he notoriously- and consistently – smelled so bad!
Turns out that our handsome actor is nothing but a very smelly (and very horny) hound dog!
All that natural living and beach activity and he can’t find the time to rinse off the stench? The only thing worse than being in close proximity to him outdoors would be being confined to the interior of a car with him while he pontificates about life. How does his wife put up with it?
All right, all right. Enough clues! Who is it?
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[Optional] Would you reject him for smelling bad?