[Blind Gossip] One of Meghan Markle’s closest friends created a voice memo complaining about one of Markle’s habits.
She intended to send it to a mutual friend.
Instead, she accidentally sent it to Markle herself.
Whoops!
From The Sun:
The friend dictated a WhatsApp voice note saying, ‘God, Meghan is so annoying with all her emojis, she keeps sending me all these emojis’.
But then the friend sent the voice memo to Meghan herself by accident instead of sending it to a mutual friend.
Yes, the negative note was about Meghan Markle including too many emojis in her messages.
How did Markle react?
Well, you surely know by now that Meghan Markle is a deeply compassionate person with a big heart who believes that we should treat others with compassion.
There’s an emoji for that.
That’s why she married Prince Harry.
She didn’t marry Prince Harry for this emoji.
No, when she met Prince Harry, she instantly recognized him as someone with whom she could pursue a life of compassion, illustrated by this emoji.
It’s a quiet life, out of the spotlight, purely focused on helping others.
That’s not an emoji, but you get the point.
In fact, as part of Women’s History Month, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry recently released an entire list of ways that people can be compassionate!
A Sussex spokesperson told Bazaar.
[They] are hopeful to see families and communities everywhere join together to unleash compassion, one action at a time.
So, of course, Meghan showed her own friend compassion and forgave her for the critical remark about the emojis, right?
There’s an emoji for that.
No.
The awkward incident allegedly soured the pair’s relationship forcing the duchess and her friend to drift apart.
“Drift apart?” Lots of people seem to “drift apart” from Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.
The person who conducted the heinous crime of critiquing Meghan Markle’s excessive use of emojis? She’s out. Their friendship seems to be over.
She’s been Markled!
So much for compassion.
It seems that once you’ve crossed Meghan Markle, you should expect to find yourself out in the cold. There’s a whole list of people like that.
By the way, we do not know if the friend who criticized Meghan Markle is one of the five friends who were mentioned in the lawsuit Meghan Markle was involved in with the British press (see The Five Friends Of Meghan Markle for details).
We do know, however, that the friend is female and British.
Actually, the fact that she is British should make it easier to Markle her.
After all, given the events of the past year or so, will Meghan Markle ever go back to England?
Similar: The Five Friends Of Meghan Markle
Friend:
Other people who have been Markled:
[Optional] Will Meghan Markle ever go back to England? What kind of reception would she get?
the skeptic says
Don’t know and don’t care what the Duchess does – although I was excited about her marrying Harry, making him happy, and bringing the RF into the 21st century w/r/t diversity, she lost me after her flacks’ comment about her focusing on “doing what is right and doing what is good,” neither behavior she has evidenced since cutting off her own family and inducing her gullible husband to cut off his own family to suit her.
Monkey says
Ha. Another sucker gets Markled. Feel a bit bad for whoever it was – she must feel so stupid.
Additionally: I am so sick of hearing this nauseating couple talk about compassion when they have no idea what the word means.
Lynkan says
She’ll be demanding an EMOJI of her “BIRTHING VAGINA” next 🤢🤮
lila8245 says
Jameela Jamil, is my answer now.
Jamil seems to have made a second career out of being offended by everything and anything.
nermie says
Amal clooney
kitclose says
It couldn’t have happened to a nicer grasping chancer …
catlove2 says
My humble guess is Victoria Beckham. Aside from being a miserable stone face publically , she apparently has a sense of humour and likes a good old gossip. Plus she doesn’t need Markle in her circle . Markle is passe.
astrogato2020 says
I wonder how long it will take before some friend of Meghan (coff coff Meghan herself coff coff) tells any cheap magazine or show that Meghan suffered a lot from the emoji-betrayal, that she felt vulnerable and alone facing the emoji-racism.
Meh. This soap opera is too repetitive
Lynkan says
Yep. Not only must you love the over use of an emoji but you must also perfectly match the emoji skin tone to hers in all correspondence directed to her. LOL
aaaShona says
There’ll be less flag waving and more boos the next time she goes back to the UK. I don’t think it will go as far as real rotten tomatoes heading her way, only metaphorical ones.
dearwinner83 says
She has friends?
Seriously though, I am living for this blind. Great work BG!
4sixx2 says
Stella McCartney
ny1234 says
Izzy M or kristy Y are in uk?
Seems like a lot of people?
Not sure if will ever go back.
YoGo8c says
‘Other people who have been Markled’ :
The entire UK, the Commonwealth, Britain since 1805, the Royal Fam, The other Royal Fam, the Union Flag, fish n chips, tea trolleys, and scones.
purplefluffybunny says
Best comment EVER!!! 🙂
FairyMay9 says
This comment wins blind gossip.
ItsBouquet says
This blind is absolute gold! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾❤😍😄🏆🎖
rebeccadewinter says
British friends – can’t think of any she acknowledges except Amal Clooney, who I can see being annoyed at emojis.
Dezdimona says
Misha Nonoo. She’ll never go back to England unless there’s something in it for her. Something big that doesn’t involve being a senior member of the RF
Chers Hair says
My guess is Victoria Beckham.
She won’t go back until Charles is King to get her hands on anything worth value (to protect her kids interest of course…. eyeroll). I don’t think Harry will turn up for the statue unveiling in June. I think Meghan is farther along then she’s saying publicly which means she’ll try a health emergency like fake preterm labor or pull the “but I’m due any day card” on Harry if he’s in on it.
purplefluffybunny says
I’m going to guess Amal Clooney
I doubt she’ll ever come back, I don’t think she’d be particularly welcome!
conniethehbk says
I think this was my favorite post ever on this site!
*Insert crying laughing face emoji here*
4sixx2 says
😂
kitkatk885 says
No idea who this is but if your worst problem with a friend , especially in this instance (or truly…any instance, I suppose) is their use of emojis, please go volunteer somewhere that matters. You’ve got too much time on your hands
Scorpius says
I know right. Stop the presses, woman uses too many emojis 🙄
AHHAof3 says
The thing is, for the friend to have complained about emojis, Meghan clearly was driving the friend crazy in other ways as well if she needed to “vent” to a friend. The only people who bother me with emojis, gifs, or other trivial things are people who already get on my nerves anyway.
cally2 says
I’ll go a step further. If I found out that a friend was secretly complaining about me and calling me annoying to others, then I would definitely consider that grounds for “souring our relationship, forcing me and my friend to drift apart.” It’s not a dramatic blowup, it’s drifting apart. I think that’s an entirely reasonable reaction on Meghan’s part (on anyone’s part) and I would guess a common one.
Canadianna says
No idea who the friend is, but love how you told the story so well with emojis LOL!
ecksor says
Yay! Can’t wait till the next Meghan Markle conspiracy breaks out. I bet she reuses her dental floss, cracks eggs open the wrong way or does something equally horrible. Good thing there is always another anonymous “friend” eager to expose her crimes to the world.
Scorpius says
😂😂😂😂 Call the Hague, convene the war crimes tribunal, using excessive emojis is now a war crimes
blubelle says
I have an emoji for this (and every) Markle post: 🤮
jennaynay says
Unsure about the friend but I highly doubt she goes back to England again any time soon as she is not well liked. Then again, she’ll probably show up for the Diana statue unveiling just to capitalize off her death some more. She’s got to shed those crocodile tears for the photographers she never calls. That or she’ll go into “labor” during the unveiling to hog the attention.
ChattyCat says
Going to the enveiling would be the respectful thing to do. As Diana’s daughter-in-law MM has every right to be there. Harry would probably appreciate her support on what will be an emotional day for him.
EmilyLou says
This is just crazy. If this happened to me, I’d be annoyed at first and then look at my messages to realize I did use too many emojis. She’s unbelievable. All that being said, I have no idea who this could be. Maybe Robbie’s wife?
MrsCleaver says
Violet von Westenholz as the British Friend of Meghan Markle. I’m surprised she still has British friends after badmouthing pretty much the entire country.
Other people Markled? Pretty much everyone in her life who isn’t richer or more famous than she is.
I doubt she will go back to the UK, she won’t want to hear the “boos” from the crowd. She’s the worst.
ILUVCA4evr says
Princess Eugenie (‘friend’ and relative)
Others Markled: The list is long but distinguished.
Will Meghan Markle ever go back to England? Not willingly, but if she thought it would make the $$ come faster from her father in law, she’d be on the next plane.
What kind of reception would she get? A pie in the face or a kick in the a**, your choice!
This whole farce seems to rise to new levels each week. Don’t know what they’re smokin’ but H is as bad as she is.
LaxMom says
I wonder if the people actually hiring Harry and Her have to sign NDAs? If not, it could get very interesting down the road!!!
Sleepyandconfused says
Beckham?
I don’t think she really have friends
Just people who are usable to her
People who have been Markled? Every person who met her! She uses people and leave them when there’s nothing for her to gain anymore, including her own family and her idiot husband’s.
Stefanie2530 says
IDK but I just LOVED this blind item with the emojis
NutMeg isn’t very bright…her Oprah interview did not make her look like a saint. You’d think she’d be especially nice to others who carry secrets about her right now. No. Do not think she’ll return to England. I don’t think Harry will either, at least not for his mother’s statue unveiling in July.
gingerbread says
Misha Nono maybe? Could also be Priyanka, though I don’t think I’d consider her British.
Mothers Meeting says
Priyanka not british but she has been filming in London for a while.
4girls4 says
I think it is Misha . Amal is not British, Victoria is not a friend really, Lizzie Cundy was Markled long ago and Stella never seemed to be interested in MM.
VickyLou says
Friend: Lizzie Cundy
To be fair, anyone would outgrow LC. Especially as she stays the same age. And expression. Definitely mass media/market when it suited to socially climb, dropped like a stone as soon as higher status came into play.
Others Markled: her father.
UK? She’s loathed. And she knows it (and so blames race, media, mental health, palace, Harry soon…never her!) She would get a PR disaster welcome.
Megan needs emojis. Narcissists are incapable of emotion. Emojis cover…
omgimbackagain says
Does she even have any British friends? Did she ever?
😂 at your emoji choices
Omg please tell us the facts about the 🍋 🍰—- or was it a 🐷 🥧 ?
amagod121 says
Liz Cundy. MM has already used her as much as she could so it was the “perfect time,” to give Liz the heave-ho.
Others Markled: Royal family; UK; Canada; Thomas Sr., Jr., + Samantha; MM’s family except Doria??; Royal + non-Royal workers of MM’s who quit; her anti-emoji friend; Piers Morgan; Prince Harry’s former friends and military comrades; Priyanka Chopra; Hilaria Baldwin; pretty soon Harry; the world; the universe; Oprah, & beyond.
Nope. Like Robespierre at Thermador.
amagod121 says
Disclaimer to my comment given earlier on MM ghosting a friend: My comment is only an opinion, not a statement of fact, and contains satire, as well. None of the comment is intended as a statement of fact.
rosarybjork says
Comment is so funny.
parkland45 says
MM would not be well received in GB, IMO. I hear there’s a book coming out that will not be gushing over M & H. No idea who got Markled.
kellyp says
I don’t think she ever goes back even for the June unveiling unless she really is that stupid.
In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if Harry doesn’t go back for that. He’s likely to get a raspberry from the people and side eye from his family. Which they should all avoid him as he can’t be trusted.
You don’t allow us enough characters to list all the people Markled: Family, Friends, Co-Workers, In-laws, Journalists, Staff, the entire UK, anyone without money or something to that she…
llabine1 says
The countess of Devon was the person who said that Meghan used too many emoji’s….Meghan was “Not amused”…LOL
nycmadam says
Jameela Jamil.
The list would be shorter for people that haven’t been Markled!
Bheasa2 says
I thought Jameela, too. She seems to be the sort of person who might blow up over something.
aaaKidd says
If she and Harry are still married, I can’t see how she’d get out of attending Lizzie’s or Phil’s funerals. Her entire MO is centered on “Meghan and Harry Against the World,” and she’d have to be there to support him or lose the narrative.
nycmadam says
Oh, she’ll come. Just like the Commonwealth service last March, she will make a grand entrance while being over/inappropriately dressed and acting like she’s the new monarch. Especially if this happens after she has a new doll to show off.
Gerseychick says
Hopefully the 31st of March….Her Majesty the Queen will ban her from the UK and all the Commonwealth for the rest of her sorry life….All titles and all funding will be gone for Harry and the con-artist….Her children are by different suggogates..Not the Royal bloodline…..I think Harry will have a breakdown when she dumps him for her next rich victim…………….
4sixx2 says
I wish she could be banned from the US! Meg is currently happy Harry caters to her, but she’ll soon view him as weak and will lose any respect for him. She’ll find another extremely wealthy man and leave Harry in her dust. Then her Perpetual Victim storyline will change to how it “seemed like Harry supported her (poor sap gave up his entire life) but that it only appeared that way, life was hell with him, and she barely got out with her sanity.
bonou2 says
The Sun is the equivalent of Enquirer = really 🤦♀️ I think Piers Morgan is looking for a job he would fit in perfect here 🤣🤣🤣
nycmadam says
I think there’s a new news channel starting up that he might be part of.
laura1083 says
Victoria Beckham?
Londonmum says
Does * Markle actually have any British friends? She will come to Britain if and when it will serve her self promoting purpose.
lahteb says
Did Misha Nonoo commit a no-no?
caela94 says
She will never set foot in UK unless they go broke.
DaniJo says
No guess for the friend, but I do hope that Harry, Meghan, Archie and their daughter go back to visit the Queen soon. Maybe they could go after Meghan gives birth. Harry’s grandmother is in her 90s, so who knows how much longer she will be around. I would hope they don’t plan on doing video calls forever.
Itsmaryk says
Awwww. I was expecting you to ask us to create an emoji for being “Markled”!
Vampira says
OMG, the woman dodged a bullet
Piwakawaka says
Friend: Err…hard pressed to think of any British friends now, but sounds like they’re just as nasty as Markle, so not really a friend anyway…
Will Meghan Markle ever go back to England? Yes, but only to events where there is no chance of uninvited public contact.
What kind of reception would she get? Rotten tomatoes.
CamilleLeon says
I have no idea who the friend is, but I imagine Malibu Meg texts like a 12 year old since she uses a lot of emojis. OMG, AMIRITE?
I don’t think she will ever step foot in England again (she will use her pregnancy for not going to the unveiling of the Diana statue). Her reception in the UK would not be friendly to her or Prince Harry.
Monkey says
Yep. Even though she happily flew to NYC when heavily pregnant before, there is no way in hell she wants to set foot in the UK, will probably talk Harry out of going too.
badgerette85 says
Misha Nonoo
fall from grace = “Markled”!!! 😂
Op- I think she self “markled” with the Windsor’s thus becoming more uncertain if she will ever return – I think The Royals would discourage it and just ask for Harry if it’s for monarchy duties.