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[Blind Gossip] Some people think that this famous man wears some sort of toupee or weave. No, he does not.

Our politician did have a one-time hair transplant procedure when he was much younger. However, it was so painful that he never had it done again.

Many years later, he is unhappy that his hair is thinning again. Another transplant is out, so he is using Rogaine. In fact, he recently placed a double order for a year’s worth of Rogaine. Why the double order?

He is so impatient for it to work that he is using twice as much as the prescription suggests.

Not George Clooney. We just like his hair in this photo!

Similar: Messy Hair

Politician:

[Optional] Your description of his hair in one to five words? Keep it civil.

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  6. ggriffin3 says

    Politician: Donald Trump

    [Optional] Your description of his hair in one to five words? LOL

  7. LilibetP says

    The only famous man “politician” I can think of is Donald Trump. I can picture him using double Rogaine.

  18. Annaliese says

    Donald and his real hair, which by the way, looks more like a rug than any I have on the floor of my house!

  52. Lexycon says

    Donald Trump
    Is it weird that I never even thought his hair was weird until people started making fun of it? I don’t like him or his views, but his hair has never bothered me

  58. rainydaygirl says

    This sounds like Donald Trump…I think it’s difficult for any man to lose his hair….the only area my husband is vain about…I like people who have unusual physical features like tattoos and funky hair. I’ve never seen beauty in conformity (sorry, more than 5 words)

  60. Insiderher says

    Joe Biden’s “hair.” Like his behavior with young girls/women-I’d say it looks as creepy as I think he is.

  68. Blitzed says

    This is Trump.

    I remember an interview where he pulled his hair back from his face to show it was his actual hair and not a rug. I think it was during the war between him and Rosie O’Donnell.

  70. High Steppa says

    Either Donald Trump or Joe Biden! Joe’s “plug line” is obvious and Donald’s combover is for the ages.

    I have no words.

  76. PrincessConnie1 says

    Optional: LOL
    Almost spit my coffee out reading this. Thanks for the laugh 🙂

  82. shesboss says

    Reply was meant for comment about Biden and being creepy. I’ve never seen it heard anything about this. Where does it come from?

  83. amagod121 says

    The Donald!
    I had to LOL about him using twice as much, as he’s impatient! That’s him, for sure! 🙂
    Optional: A great bird’s nest. Think of all of the chicks that could hatch in there! But not the kind you grab, LOL!

  86. delray74 says

    To all the libtards with unkind things to say about President Trump: at least he never pooped his pants like Hilary did, boarding an airliner. And yes, there’s a picture.

  87. BDBoop says

    Seconded; motion carried. Just don’t ask Ivana how he treated her after he had his plugs. He is an absolutely despicable “human being.”

  90. Parade says

    The Trumpette of course. It’s been obvious he doesn’t wear a toupee but it’s also obvious he had hair plugs. Nasty looking man.

  92. Laughing1 says

    Don’t think Biden is known for his “weave” though, especially not at this point . And he got plugs YEARS ago. His hair is now extremely thin on top, too.

  94. Epitome says

    It IS Biden.

    Look at a photo from 1984. Then look at 1988. Then look at one from any day last week.

    It IS VERY clear.

    Problem is, hair donor area is the back of the neck area and he has used it all up … so he is pushing the rogaine now.

  95. Insiderher says

    This is for shesboss-
    Ex-Veep Joe is known for creepiness around pubescent girls. There are vids of him online with excessive PDA. Watched some, and he is a genuine creepo. Consider the peeps he’s worked with-Clinton’s, Podesta, Weiner.
    And-he is looking to be our Prez, as soon as possible.