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A Kate Middleton Type

[Blind Gossip] This superstar film actor hasn’t had a “serious” girlfriend since his divorce. They have discussed making a female costar his love interest in real life, but the latest one messed it up. So now the search goes outside his cast list!

Of course she should be younger than him and pretty, but there are a few more requirements.

It will probably be someone in the industry, so they have some leverage over her career, but they want someone “ladylike.” She still has to be comfortable in front of the cameras, but they don’t want some who posts selfies on social media twenty times a day or who call the paps every time they leave the house. They want a “Kate Middleton” type. “Friendly,” but “poised” and “controlled.”

Perhaps they mean “controllable”?

Tryouts will run from now through fall.

Similar: New Faux Couple Alert

Actor:

[Optional] If you fit the description, would you want this gig?

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  4. Dalquist says

    Well this has to be Tiny Tom does it not !! Let the Sea Org auditions begin for wifelet number 4 !

  19. MaryRead says

    Obvs Tom Cruise. Being in an arrangement like this is an obvious symptom of thirst, though, so I don’t know who is going to fit this description that wouldn’t be posting selfies all over social media. I don’t think you can be closet thirsty.

  20. hotel57 says

    God. This is Tom Cruise.

    I wouldn’t touch this gig if they paid me for it. He’s a nut job.

  25. buddypal says

    Optional: If I REALLY wanted to be famous I guess I would, but I’d be too scared about all the weirdo scientology stuff I’d probably have to participate, so in the end I’d probably not do it.

  26. Goodgrief says

    Tom Cruise is the superstar actor. His co-star in his latest Mission Impossible movie, Vanessa Kirby is the one that dodged the bullet…uhhh, I mean messed it up.
    No, I want no part of his crazy, controlling Xenu life. You have to be willing to lose yourself.

  27. whatnow says

    By the by some young actresses see this as away to advance their careers — Katie Holmes spent years with him and had a child and he did nothing for her career

  30. IntolerantOldBat says

    TOM CRUISE! This can be no one else, really.

    No, I would not want this gig. LOL Since they have such a specific list of demands for this poor girl, why not also dig around Sea Org and find someone there? She should be a cult member, too. Don’t they have pretty, ladylike girls in this cult who love to be in front of cameras?

  31. pfish says

    Casting call for the next ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise.

    No thanks, I’m not that easily manipulated.

  33. MizGrandma says

    Tom Cruise.

    Optional–well I’d have to be half a century younger, but absolutely no! I’ve never been into the supernatural, & I abhor control freaks. The hierarchy involved in his life would not go well with my independent nature; besides, I still like my guys a lot taller than me.

  38. cuppycakes01 says

    So Tom cruise. Dude just needs to stop, he’s just as bad as all these female divas who have to have a man all the time showing they’re still desirable.

  41. peppermint twist says

    EWWW Tom Cruise is so creepy, no girl in their right mind would go there, especially after what has happened to Katie, that poor girl is still traumatised. Tom is beyond gross and he’s abnormal. any girl thinking of being his new stepford wife needs to take a look at Katie and Nicole and how toxic their marriages were for them. This should be a big PASS for any young vulnerable girl he approaches. Tom is beginning to look like a predator of the most vile kind.

  48. OoLaLana says

    Tom.

    Anyone who fit the bill and actually wanted this gig is devoid of a moral foundation. And since they’re probably a Scientologist … sounds about right.

  50. LC1216 says

    Are Brad and Angie divorced yet?

    He’s still hot, so I’d take the gig for a little while.

  51. Fatboy says

    Oh Tommy Boy, will you ever find love?

    and hell no to this gig, being married to him AND the cult he belongs to?

  55. amagod121 says

    Actor: Tommy Cruise
    Looking for a replacement Katie Holmes clone, huh?
    Optional: No! I’d end up screaming right back at him screaming at me! Not a good idea at all. No bueno.

  56. KCeagle says

    Tom Cruise

    * Maybe I’d take the gig if $cio wasn’t part of the package. If I were putting my career above all else and needed a “boost.” But knowing Tom’s track record in marriage, and how miserable his wives seem..HE!! NO!

  59. SeeK says

    Tom Cruise.

    I believe I do fit the description, but there is no way I would ever go anywhere near him.

  64. Pierre Latin says

    TOM CRUISE.

    Optional: If I was a female, YES!. It’s easy money. Tom Cruise is gay and he never had sex. The easiest job in the world.

  65. MsGossip says

    Actor: Tom Cruise

    I wouldn’t touch this messed up sitution with a 10-foot pole! Years ago, I would have jumped at the chance, but never in a million years today.

  70. ccattwood says

    Tom Cruise…I fill the bill on friendly, poised, and controlled, and I’m even considerably taller than Tommy ( seems to be another prerequisite ;)), but I can’t get into the Scientology controlled stuff.

  75. goodgollyholly says

    Tom Cruise

    heck no — maybe during his Risky Business, Taps, Top Gun years but now we all know he is a nut – then we didn’t.

  76. GossipSauce says

    Tom Cruise

    I wouldn’t want this gig if L Ron Hubbard himself came back from the grave with proof that Co$ is real. #teamleah

  80. blinkandyoumight says

    TOM CRUISE

    honestly, everybody knows he’s crazy and know scio is crazy. there’s no coming back, tom.

  84. CyndiTx123 says

    Tom Cruise…. ewwww.

    maybe, just to make a lot of money and enjoy the life of luxury….

  85. KatarinaJ says

    May as well say a “Katie Holmes” type circa 15 year ago! That’s another Kate Middleton. Cruise tried out his newest co-star as prospective gf but she leaked stories to the press according to other blinds. Problem is he can’t exactly go for a 20 something naive actress waiting to break through because of the age gap being that MUCH more. Good luck, Tommyboy!

  86. TeacherKat says

    Tom Cruise

    Optional: Not that I fit the physical description, but my initial reaction was nope! Not worth it. But then I got to thinking that it could be interesting and there is potential to learn a lot of gossip. So then I changed my answer to yes. But only so that I could share the gossip with all of my fellow blind gossips. 😉

  89. ohboyohboy says

    Actor: Tom Cruise

    NO WAY you couldn’t pay me to spend one second with that smug little twerp!

  94. MLBfan says

    Tom Cruise of course. They want a step Ford wife type. I would rather take my chances as a paid escort than sign onto this batshit contract. Sure he wants another kid too. Nightmare

  99. bxckground says

    Tom Cruise

    Nah. That Scientology cult is way too dangerous. By the way, did they ever found out why Miscavige’s wife completely disappeared???

  100. Littlewolf says

    Tom Cruise

    Hell no!
    Any woman who goes anywhere near this cult freak, much less marries him, is out of her mind.