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[Blind Gossip] This superstar film actor hasn’t had a “serious” girlfriend since his divorce. They have discussed making a female costar his love interest in real life, but the latest one messed it up. So now the search goes outside his cast list!

Of course she should be younger than him and pretty, but there are a few more requirements.

It will probably be someone in the industry, so they have some leverage over her career, but they want someone “ladylike.” She still has to be comfortable in front of the cameras, but they don’t want some who posts selfies on social media twenty times a day or who call the paps every time they leave the house. They want a “Kate Middleton” type. “Friendly,” but “poised” and “controlled.”

Perhaps they mean “controllable”?

Tryouts will run from now through fall.

Similar: New Faux Couple Alert

Actor:

[Optional] If you fit the description, would you want this gig?

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    • gossipgood says

      I wonder if Katie Holmes knew the deal beforehand or if she really loved him? I mean, did they actually have sex to have that kid? It is so weird. There is a show on Bravo called the Arrangement that seems like their life story.

    • prettyehch says

      Ditto! I figured they’d go for an already-confirmed Scientologist this time just to be safe.

    • DuchessofSilly says

      so sad he can’t get Juliette Lewis to date him … or won’t he date her?

    • spaceship says

      Neither would I! There’s not enough money, looks, or fame in the world for me to take that gig!

    • Nataliexyz says

      Why does he even want a wife? Is there a reason why he can’t live his life as a single man? He could be “seen” with women here and there…some young models they put on contract now and again. But sheesh, he’s had three marriages. Certainly his “fans” (whoever they might be) would understand why he wouldn’t marry again.

  4. Dalquist says

    Well this has to be Tiny Tom does it not !! Let the Sea Org auditions begin for wifelet number 4 !

  19. MaryRead says

    Obvs Tom Cruise. Being in an arrangement like this is an obvious symptom of thirst, though, so I don’t know who is going to fit this description that wouldn’t be posting selfies all over social media. I don’t think you can be closet thirsty.

  20. hotel57 says

    God. This is Tom Cruise.

    I wouldn’t touch this gig if they paid me for it. He’s a nut job.

    • buddypal says

      Optional: If I REALLY wanted to be famous I guess I would, but I’d be too scared about all the weirdo scientology stuff I’d probably have to participate, so in the end I’d probably not do it.

  25. Goodgrief says

    Tom Cruise is the superstar actor. His co-star in his latest Mission Impossible movie, Vanessa Kirby is the one that dodged the bullet…uhhh, I mean messed it up.
    No, I want no part of his crazy, controlling Xenu life. You have to be willing to lose yourself.

  26. whatnow says

    By the by some young actresses see this as away to advance their careers — Katie Holmes spent years with him and had a child and he did nothing for her career

  29. IntolerantOldBat says

    TOM CRUISE! This can be no one else, really.

    No, I would not want this gig. LOL Since they have such a specific list of demands for this poor girl, why not also dig around Sea Org and find someone there? She should be a cult member, too. Don’t they have pretty, ladylike girls in this cult who love to be in front of cameras?

  30. pfish says

    Casting call for the next ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise.

    No thanks, I’m not that easily manipulated.

  32. MizGrandma says

    Tom Cruise.

    Optional–well I’d have to be half a century younger, but absolutely no! I’ve never been into the supernatural, & I abhor control freaks. The hierarchy involved in his life would not go well with my independent nature; besides, I still like my guys a lot taller than me.

  37. cuppycakes01 says

    So Tom cruise. Dude just needs to stop, he’s just as bad as all these female divas who have to have a man all the time showing they’re still desirable.

  40. peppermint twist says

    EWWW Tom Cruise is so creepy, no girl in their right mind would go there, especially after what has happened to Katie, that poor girl is still traumatised. Tom is beyond gross and he’s abnormal. any girl thinking of being his new stepford wife needs to take a look at Katie and Nicole and how toxic their marriages were for them. This should be a big PASS for any young vulnerable girl he approaches. Tom is beginning to look like a predator of the most vile kind.

    • itstarapagain says

      Agreed. And anyone seriously considering this gig should also take a look at Nicole post-divorce regarding their 2 children. Despite what I believe was shared custody, Tommy Boy had them and it’s rumored that he told the kids Nicole was a Suppressive Person. Therefore, she’s dead to them.

      And look at how hard he’s worked to be a strong presence in Suri’s life smh

  47. OoLaLana says

    Tom.

    Anyone who fit the bill and actually wanted this gig is devoid of a moral foundation. And since they’re probably a Scientologist … sounds about right.

  49. LC1216 says

    Are Brad and Angie divorced yet?

    He’s still hot, so I’d take the gig for a little while.

  50. Fatboy says

    Oh Tommy Boy, will you ever find love?

    and hell no to this gig, being married to him AND the cult he belongs to?

  54. amagod121 says

    Actor: Tommy Cruise
    Looking for a replacement Katie Holmes clone, huh?
    Optional: No! I’d end up screaming right back at him screaming at me! Not a good idea at all. No bueno.

  55. KCeagle says

    Tom Cruise

    * Maybe I’d take the gig if $cio wasn’t part of the package. If I were putting my career above all else and needed a “boost.” But knowing Tom’s track record in marriage, and how miserable his wives seem..HE!! NO!

  58. SeeK says

    Tom Cruise.

    I believe I do fit the description, but there is no way I would ever go anywhere near him.

    • filmsbyk says

      the actress from The Crown leaked the rumors too soon and made him look desperate (which he probably is ) to make herself look hot and desirable and put her name out there…I really hope he dumps her from the movie as well now…

  63. Pierre Latin says

    TOM CRUISE.

    Optional: If I was a female, YES!. It’s easy money. Tom Cruise is gay and he never had sex. The easiest job in the world.

  64. MsGossip says

    Actor: Tom Cruise

    I wouldn’t touch this messed up sitution with a 10-foot pole! Years ago, I would have jumped at the chance, but never in a million years today.

  69. ccattwood says

    Tom Cruise…I fill the bill on friendly, poised, and controlled, and I’m even considerably taller than Tommy ( seems to be another prerequisite ;)), but I can’t get into the Scientology controlled stuff.

  74. goodgollyholly says

    Tom Cruise

    heck no — maybe during his Risky Business, Taps, Top Gun years but now we all know he is a nut – then we didn’t.

  75. GossipSauce says

    Tom Cruise

    I wouldn’t want this gig if L Ron Hubbard himself came back from the grave with proof that Co$ is real. #teamleah

  79. blinkandyoumight says

    TOM CRUISE

    honestly, everybody knows he’s crazy and know scio is crazy. there’s no coming back, tom.

  83. CyndiTx123 says

    Tom Cruise…. ewwww.

    maybe, just to make a lot of money and enjoy the life of luxury….

  84. KatarinaJ says

    May as well say a “Katie Holmes” type circa 15 year ago! That’s another Kate Middleton. Cruise tried out his newest co-star as prospective gf but she leaked stories to the press according to other blinds. Problem is he can’t exactly go for a 20 something naive actress waiting to break through because of the age gap being that MUCH more. Good luck, Tommyboy!

  85. TeacherKat says

    Tom Cruise

    Optional: Not that I fit the physical description, but my initial reaction was nope! Not worth it. But then I got to thinking that it could be interesting and there is potential to learn a lot of gossip. So then I changed my answer to yes. But only so that I could share the gossip with all of my fellow blind gossips. 😉

  88. ohboyohboy says

    Actor: Tom Cruise

    NO WAY you couldn’t pay me to spend one second with that smug little twerp!

  93. MLBfan says

    Tom Cruise of course. They want a step Ford wife type. I would rather take my chances as a paid escort than sign onto this batshit contract. Sure he wants another kid too. Nightmare

  98. bxckground says

    Tom Cruise

    Nah. That Scientology cult is way too dangerous. By the way, did they ever found out why Miscavige’s wife completely disappeared???

  99. Littlewolf says

    Tom Cruise

    Hell no!
    Any woman who goes anywhere near this cult freak, much less marries him, is out of her mind.

  103. ravenglass says

    Tom Cruise

    HELL NO!!! If I wanted to spend my time with a temperamental, short person who jumps on couches, I’d just have a kid instead.

  105. WorkHardBeNice says

    It’s Tom Cruise
    [Optional] Would you want this gig?

    Ugh, all that Scientology foolishness. It couldn’t be me. With my metabolism, I bet all those clingy little “body thetans” would go straight to my ass.

  107. judylouise says

    I was gonna say, Kate Middleton is a controllable type. They need someone who is happy just having the money and not caring about having a voice.

  110. beancounter says

    Tom Cruise and why would any rational woman want this gig? I get that him being a big star would help her career but some things just aren’t worth the price.

  112. gypsyjones says

    Actor: Tom Cruise

    Optional: No. Not for all the gold and fame in the world. Hard pass.

  113. KitKanuck says

    But where on EARTH will Miscavige and Tiny Tom find another actress willing to give her life to Scientology and look the other way while her “husband” has an ongoing affair with his Scientology boss? Seriously, Tom’s getting kind of long in the tooth. Is ANY actress that hungry for a taste of fame? Ick.

  114. LolaLockdale says

    Actor: Tom Criuse

    Optional: never! Their isn’t enough money to make me take on that job, he’s a total wack job

  117. Lakeside says

    Tom Cruise

    Might want to be sure that she is okay with or involved in Scientology…

  120. emgene says

    Tom Cruise & knowing what I do about him & his church vs my real life I’d take the option to be his beard any day.. He dumps me for not playing along correctly I’d have my real life and family to fall back on.. ba da boom..

  121. sassygurl1987 says

    Wanted: The Good Wife

    Pls direct your calls to your nearest Scientology church(!) or queue the line for Tom Cruise’s newest #wifeaudition.

  125. The Bishop says

    Tom Cruise, I don’t understand why they don’t pick a wifey for him that’s already with the program, then no brainwashing required!

  126. jbj2016 says

    Like most, I am perplexed as to why she needs to be an actress or from outside Scientology. At this point, everyone from the outside knows his deal, so they are not going to find anyone who is both classy and braindead. Just raise some pretty young thing from the ranks (or maybe some other high-ranking member’s daughter) and be done with it. If she doesn’t have a serious career of her own, then she will be more willing to play ball.

  127. CoCoJoe says

    I think Tom Cruise and Kate Hudson would be amazing! Seriously, a Connie Britton, Tia Carrere, Marisa Tomei or Diane Lane type would be good for his image, but…well…good luck on that ! Unfortunately, his ego will only allow for a younger, less confident model.

  128. Deedee1 says

    If this is TC, I’m doubtful his “religion” will allow a non-Scientologist into his world again, too much trouble.

    Wife #1 Was Scientologist, but her father independent of church. They got rid of her quick.
    Wife #2 Non Scientologist, TC didn’t associate with Scientology for 10 years. Church bugged, followed her, used TC’s therapy to poison him against her until marriage ended.
    Wife #3 Non Scientologist, took off without anyone knowing.

    I expect next one will be in church…

  129. KittensMittens says

    Tom cruise. Im with a whiny privileged cancer. He told me I’m good at working around a person but I can be “hard”.
    I think I fit the bill. We would have one he’ll of a ride. I’d have so much fun mind f $€£ing him all his exes would enjoy having tea with me.
    I’d have time cruise occupied with me instead of him.

  130. GretaGuesses says

    I agree, this is Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

    He and Miscavige need to just come out of the closet already. Speaking of which, has Shelly Miscavige ever been located?

    Lord no, I would not want this gig! That is not a gig for an independent thinker who says what she thinks and isn’t keen on being controlled. Scientology needs a unit that just grooms girls to be Tom’s next girlfriend or wife. Surely some members would gladly sacrifice their daughters for the greater good of Tom Cruise.