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trump-clinton-11[Blind Gossip] This young female multi-hyphenate is very outspoken and loves to opine on everything. While our girl is definitely supporting Hillary Clinton for the U.S. Presidential Election, she is having private conversations about what she would do if Donald Trump wins.

She tries to act very educated and as if she knows how things work, but she doesn’t. She said, “I know that before the election the candidates can say anything they want… but if Trump wins and then he does something really offensive, like saying something sexist or racist, can I have him arrested?”

Seriously. She actually thinks that if a President does something she doesn’t like, she can whip out her cellphone, call 911, and get him arrested and thrown in jail for hate speech! I didn’t know whether to roll my eyes or laugh.

Well, at least that’s a change from celebrities who promise to leave the U.S. if Trump wins!

Illustration Credit: A.F. Branco

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Girl:

[Optional] Who are you voting for… and why? Please keep your comments civil.

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  5. FlowerGirl says

    Gotta love the simpleminded millenials! …

    HRC, VERY GRUDGINGLY. Was a Bernie volunteer from mid-2015 on, & I hate HRC, DWS, & the DNC for what they did. But T-RUMP is a lunatic (& as closely tied to pedophile Epstein as B. Clinton.). I’m 53. I still remember when “Help Wanted” ads were classified BY GENDER, & a woman couldn’t get credit or a loan if divorced WITHOUT HER EX-HUSBAND’S SIGNATURE. Not to mention when women died from illegal abortions. Have to protect the SCOTUS from a…

  7. TeacherKat says

    Demi Lovato? I only say this because of the “loves to opine” comment.

    Optional: Johnson as I’m more libertarian leaning than anything else. Or a giant meteorite.

    I honestly don’t understand how people can say Clinton is a better option than Trump; she is so dishonest and is also possibly involved in illegal dealings. Trump, well, yah. Both are horrible candidates. So, by default…3rd party for the win!

  8. angelbratt says

    First thought was Brittany spears or Kathy perry. But then it said young, so I’m going with Kendall Jenner for the win!

  10. Gemzan says

    Miley Cyrus

    Donald Trump. My first vote was for a Clinton (Bill in ’92) and I won’t make that mistake again. It’s going to take a political outsider to break the establishment. I like his stance on the economy/jobs, securing the border, national security and pro-life issues.

  12. Lebowski says

    This comment could literally be from ANY idiot in Hollywood.

    Voting: I am writing in ‘Joe Montana’ for the second election.

  13. Thrillckr says

    Sounds like either Demi Lovato or Miley Cyrus.

    I loathe both candidates. Personally, I think that neither will complete their term. Hillary’s health will fail or she will be arrested. Trump with either be impeached or simply quit.
    That’s why I’m voting for the best Vice Presidential candidate.

  14. timesink says

    Oh, Miley, do go!

    I am voting for Trump so proud of him for taking a lot of awful dirty tricks from HRC in order to expose real hardcore criminals. Drain the Swamp!!! So excited for the upcoming indictments.

  15. Silverdun says

    Not sure who this is about.

    I’m uk so it’s doesn’t apply. But I’d vote Trump, as he seems to have been used as the scapegoat used to make Hillary win. Nobody thought Trump would be good enough to beat a Clinton. She’s as evil as they come.

  17. smileyriot says

    I want to say Katy Perry….

    I’m voting for Hillary. I can’t vote for someone I wouldn’t want to be left alone in a room with.

  18. GreenT13 says

    Sounds like Miley Cyrus.

    Trump has my vote. Why? It’s no coincidence that all or most of the cities and communities that are failing have in fact been run by local democrats for decades i.e Flint. While I agree with general collectivism, it has gotten out of control with intitlement and laziness. Hillary clinton is a lying, bloodsucking criminal. Every politician dems and reps in Washington have got to go due to corruption. Trump will not play their game and they know it, so he’s shunned.

  19. PastyWhite says

    I don’t know who is is…but it is just so sad that people who make unheard of some of money are so uneducated. These are the people we WISH would leave the country.

  21. KCeagle says

    Zendaya?

    I’m voting for the most ever qualified person for President…Hillary Clinton. America experienced a golden age when Bill Clinton was President. Republicans are already talking crazy…impeaching Hillary. More obstruction and blocking everything. An archaic obsolete party (Repub) who only care about and represent White men. Old, outdated and bitter GOP. Bye

  24. sunshine702 says

    Katy Perry
    I am voting for Trump because I am an anti globalist, and no more corrupt dynasties!

  25. twistedme says

    Girl: Demi Lovato.

    [Optional] Who are you voting for… and why? I won’t vote but I have the feeling that no matter who wins they won’t complete their full presidential term. 🙁

  26. amagod121 says

    Lindsay Lohan would say something that foolish. And she did release an album, so I guess that makes her a (one time) multi-hyphenate. Oh, and she dud sione “modeling.” She’s young to me but hmmmmm…

    Second guess would be Miley Cyrus. No, make her my first guess and Lohan my second one.

    Trump. We need jobs badly in America. And I feel that Hillary is untrustworthy.

  29. stolidog says

    Miley Cirus?
    voting for Clinton because she’s not a misogynist, or a racist, or an orange buffoon.

  32. itstarapagain says

    Don’t know who this is but this is a classic example of Special Snowflake Syndrome. If this person offends me or hurts my feelings, I and I alone can dictdictate heir future.

    This type of behavior is what gave Trump the nomination . People are sick of sanctimonious twits who make it their business to decide what is or is not acceptable according to their personal standards . Trump railed against pc behaviors . His fans jumped on it and rode it to his nomination..

  33. mousegirl says

    I think the Girl might be Miley Cyrus. She’s been pretty vocal about the election.
    I am, very reluctantly, voting for Hillary. Why? Because Trump thinks this whole thing is a game, and has no self-control.
    Initially I was thinking about voting for him. Like so many, I wanted someone fresh, not part of the establishment, who was ready to really shake things up. Trump has done that, and I am grateful to him for it. But he’s too immature, impulsive, and ill-informed for the job.

  38. Poubelle says

    I’m European and won’t vote, but just a thought: Clinton is just a traditional POTUS, so you know what to expect: a few improvements, a few steps back, a few bombings in distand lands, a few shady international businesses. Standard fare that you Americans know how to deal with.

    Trump is unhinged.

    Stay with the devil you know, please.

  39. MrsBreeder says

    I’d almost say TayTay, but that just doesn’t seem right.

    Swing state voter and I’m voting for Trump. I’m tired of American political dynasties and I really do not like Hillary. Had the Dems picked another nominee (I’m an independent) I would have seriously considered that person…but I just don’t trust Hillary. I’d rather vote 3rd party, but again…I’m not voting for Trump as I’m voting against Hillary.

    This election has made me sad for America.

  41. goodgollyholly says

    I voted early for Johnson. It was either that or writing in one of my primary choices in (I had liked someone but they withdrew before our primary so I voted for my 2nd choice). There is no way I would vote for either Trump or Clinton.

  46. artistsnow says

    I am not even going to read the comments yet…..

    I am voting for Hillary. Stability with Hillary.

    All politicians are crooks and liars. Not all are narcissistic, racist, elitist, idiots who cannot tell Kabul from Cable.

    Hillary is whip smart, knows everyone, CARES, and is ready to go as of yesterday. Right now with what is happening in the world I feel much safer with Clinton. I do not care about the email server.

  48. Smokey says

    Those caricatures are great!!! I’m a woman and you owe me LOL LOL

    I already voted for Trump. Hillary has done too many illegal things, and I don’t trust her. Benghazi. I can’t recall I can’t recall I can’t recall…but I deserve to be president. Their “foundation”. The email server. On and on and on…..

  50. Dancing with Mr D says

    I would say Katy Perry, but I don’t really think she’s a multi-hyphenate. Demi Lovato, maybe

    Ha! I voted Libertarian and will probably continue to do so for the rest of my days. I am soooooo sick of the two-party system.

  51. Keeping Honest says

    ? haha my favorite blind to date. I actually got a laugh out of how dumb. Must be Demi that’s One seriously dumb girl.

  52. JaneDawson says

    I was gonna say Miley Cyrus but this is probably Demi Lovato. I’m sure Demi would love to “stand up” to Trump and see that kinda glory and recognition and have something she says yield big results. Sound likes her 100%. She loves to rant about being slighted and cause a scene.

  53. Baileygirl says

    Lena Dunham. She clearly has no grasp of civics or how our government works, yet she is out there pushing Hillary. Dope slap!

  58. Khai420 says

    I have no idea who this is but im laughing so hard about the can i call and have him arrested ahhahah omg if only that was possible he would be in jail a looong time ago Is she really serious or that dum?

  59. CevansLeftpec2 says

    Idk who the female is but I’m voting Hillary. She’s no saint, and tbh I hate her, but she’s the lesser of two evils. Trump is racist and misogynistic and the fact that he has the KKK and neo-nazis supporting him speaks volumes.

  63. parkland45 says

    I have no idea who this person is but I proudly voted for the most qualified candidate we’ve probably ever had, Hillary Clinton. I do not want a profane, tempestuous person in the oval office.

  64. lolachristina says

    demi lovato?
    optional: hillary because she actually has political experience and my views are more in line with her platform, also Trump scares me a bit

  66. sukie3 says

    1. I’m 9 years older than you and NEVER saw a help wanted ad by gender.
    2. You remember when women died from illegal abortions? Really? you were born in 1963 so that makes you nine years old when Roe v. Wade was passed.

    Typical truth-challenged Democrat. Hillary is definitely your gal.

  69. Midwestgurl says

    I have no idea who the young woman is.

    Optional; I’m voting Trump. Not because I like him, but because I do not like her at all. She’s not ‘for women’ like the propaganda says; she’s for herself and that’s all. I lived through the first Clinton administration. It was one scandal after another and she won’t be any different. We have real problems in our country. We don’t need Ken Starr to make another appearance. (look him up if you are too young).

  72. taliesin says

    Finally someone is making sense. I’m writing in Tom Brady. We can have a lively G.O.A.T debate before the run-off.

  73. rexczarina says

    This smug comment sounds like something Miley Cyrus would say. My vote? Let’s just say for me the biggest issue was, which candidate is most likely going to prevent a nucelar Iran and protect Israel? (No, I am not one of the Chosen People.)

  75. taliesin says

    Which is neither of them. Kaine was loathed in VA. Pretty sure Pence is an android. I propose we exhume T.R. or F.D.R and have a Weekend at Bernies. 3rd Party People. It’s well overdue.

  76. ILoveNutella says

    2nd guess

    – Chloë Grace Moretz

    3rd guess

    – Cara Delevingne

    4th guess

    – bella hadid

    5th guess

    – Hailey Baldwin

  81. HeatherNC says

    Miley!
    Trump 100%
    I am here to get away from politics bc what I just read …that’s about to come out about Clintons has me in tears! I was never a supporter but what they talk in WikiLeaks “pizza” “cheese” “dominos” & multiple sources say pics & videos of them doing horrible things to children about to drop! She is pure evil! I just wish everyone had facts. These Dems operate like a Crimial Enterprise not political party. I say that after personally reading WikiLeaks. No, not…

  84. angelbratt says

    Missed the outspoken part, darn it!
    Would have to go with Demi lovato. At least I’m getting closer to the top!!!

  85. Oh This Guy Again says

    As a european I’m surprised by how people don’t consider other party candidates. Elections are usually not dominated by the same two parties over here, lots of others get votes and power changes not just hands but houses. Apart from the UK.

    As for the subject, plenty of famous air heads around, so it’s very difficult to choose but as far as arrogance goes combined with being multi-hatted, gotta be Tay tay Swifty

  86. PinkCrayon says

    I don’t know who this, but I hope Hilary wins. He’s racist and he terrifies me. I don’t like Hilary, but the hate that follows him truly scares me.

  89. FoxyLoxy says

    I’m going with Amy Schumer
    she is a comedian-actress, I guess even singer if you count that trash song she made.

  91. northofyou says

    Miley.

    I cannot stand either Trump or Clinton. I am voting for Jill Stein, with the hope that she will get 5% of the vote and the Green Party will then get federal funding, which will help them run more candidates in the future and perhaps become a strong, viable party.

  92. oneflewover221b says

    Pretty sure this is Lady Gaga. She recently had that awkward interview on BBC Breakfast where she talked about Supporting Hilary.

  95. GretaGuesses says

    Demi or Miley, or it could be almost any of the dumbed down of Hollyweird.

    I am voting for Trump. Hillary is just another Establishment Globalist Elite who is for global governance and no national sovereignty. We don’t need another of the ClintonBushs in power. Plus, if the investigators are allowed to do their jobs, Hillary should end up in prison, along with others. Check out true pundit breaking news. I actually want Trump to shake things up in DC.

  100. FlowerGirl says

    How many of you grasp that a Supreme Court appointment hangs in the balance? Does anyone break free of this “either-or” mentality and use critical thinking ability to break things down? Or have you all been thoroughly conditioned into thinking of life as a big dodge ball game, just choosing sides?