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How A Young Royal Greets Granny

February 21, 2019 Blind Gossip

[Pop Bitch] Which 3rd generation royal has an initially funny (but gradually grating) habit of unrolling friends’ banknotes when doing coke.

They say “Hello Granny!” to the Queen’s portrait before re-rolling it and hoofing their line.

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[Optional] Which current royal is the biggest embarrassment to the family?

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  1. luna lee says

    February 22, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    I’m going to guess princess Beatrice. Biggest embarrassment has to be Prince Andrew for his known ties to pedo and sex trafficker Epstein.

  2. charlene2345 says

    February 22, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Harry. That would explain his massive weight loss in the past few months, along with his vacant stares. I never really bought that he was a reformed party boy.

    Biggest embarrassment? Markle. She does it to herself. Apples don’t fall far from trees- her family may be embarrassing too, but keep in mind she’s related to them.

  3. mishmosher says

    February 22, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    It has to be Zara Tindall who’s an equestrian and Olympian. ‘Hoofing’ made me think of horses.

    Biggest embarrassment: Meghan of course with her $500K New York trip and fruit loop family.

  4. MinnieMe says

    February 22, 2019 at 7:51 am

    Here we all thought that no one could beat Sarah Ferguson as the worst royal of all. But Markle said “Hold my beer”.

    • annabelle77 says

      February 22, 2019 at 7:20 pm

      Exactly!!! This post hits the nail right on the head! “Hold my beer” indeed!

  5. aemish says

    February 22, 2019 at 5:33 am

    LMAO!

  6. sophsmummy says

    February 22, 2019 at 5:04 am

    Beatrice

    Meghan Sparkle

  7. luvprue1 says

    February 22, 2019 at 4:35 am

    Royal: Prince Harry

  8. Female says

    February 22, 2019 at 3:33 am

    This sounds like either Prince Harry or Princess Beatrice, both well-known partiers.

    Tacky Meghan Markle is the greatest embarrassment to the Royal Family. Can’t believe she got Beyoncé to endorse her. Not a good look for Queen Bey at all.

  9. loopylou600 says

    February 22, 2019 at 12:33 am

    I’m inclined to say Prince Harry because of the ‘Granny’ bit. I would have said Freddie Windsor (because he has more of a history with drugs), but the Queen isn’t his Grandmother whose head is on the notes.

    Meghan via her idiotic husband Harry!

  10. GretaGuesses says

    February 21, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    Harry. Probably his annoying & unlikable wife also. 👱👸🐍🐍

    The most embarrassing Royals? Ginger & Nutmeg .😳😳😈😈

  11. Ashevildead says

    February 21, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Hoofing it is the clue.
    Although I’d like it to be one one of the Fergie daughters, it’s probably one of Princess Anne’s children, who is very fond of horses and riding.

  12. mrw222 says

    February 21, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Peter Phillips

  13. emsies says

    February 21, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    Zara Tindall? The hoofing made me think of horses

  14. ILoveNutella says

    February 21, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    Probably Harry during his party days but this is hilarious

  15. Lindylou says

    February 21, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Harry?
    Markle for the embarrassment.

  16. Kellikopter says

    February 21, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Bonus:
    Beatrice grates on my nerves. She just looks like a twit. Her behavior at Harry and Meghan’s wedding made me roll my eyes so hard. It was obvious she was making catty comments, the way she was whispering and giggling throughout the whole thing, not to mention the side-eye.

  17. Kellikopter says

    February 21, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    I’m guessing Beatrice, since Will seems like he’s pretty straight when it comes to drugs; Harry had a wild phase, but he’s in the press for giving up every indulgence since getting married; and Eugenie seems pretty put together.

  18. stickaforkinit says

    February 21, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    must be Harry

  19. Pinkieswear says

    February 21, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    I’m not sure who is doing the coke, but Markle is THE most annoying and embarrassing…does she truly count as a royal?

  20. elliepot says

    February 21, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Royal : P harry?

  21. conspiracyc says

    February 21, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Aristocrats don’t use little bills, so if Granny isn’t on $100 and up, it’s nobody important. Everybody but William can do blow. His Willy already made enough heirs lol

    After watching The Crown, I would say Prince Phillip. He’s a cheater. He’s just lucky the Internet wasn’t there to catch his escapades or QEII would Have chased his butt into a tunnel!

    Anyway, I choose Andrews kid who was friends with All those cool people who went doombuggying. Seems like something you’d want ramped up…

  22. spookie says

    February 21, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Yeah that sounds like Harry.

  23. SilverLining says

    February 21, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    Prince Harry?

  24. Jelly Drop says

    February 21, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Princess Beatrice
    Prince Philip is the most embarrassing. He thankfully is off the road now but he has a library of racist, sexist, homophobic gaffs. Google him. He is a unique flower when it comes to etiquette and manners.

  25. Headlights says

    February 21, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Princess Beatrice

  26. ILUVCA4evr says

    February 21, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    Royal: Lord Freddie Windsor

    [Optional] Which current royal is the biggest embarrassment to the family? Markle of course, but then again, you’d have to consider her a ‘royal’, which I do not. That being said, the next biggest embarrassment is Harry and it hurts to say it. Somehow I expected more ‘class’ from him in his choice of bride. Its painfully obvious its now dawning on him he made a mistake and knows he’s stuck for 3-5 years before he can divorce.

  27. seewhy852 says

    February 21, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    Harry
    Beatrice
    Amelia

  28. sunshine702 says

    February 21, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Harry

    Megan

  29. noseyabby says

    February 21, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Her brand, sorry I couldn’t finish the post.

  30. noseyabby says

    February 21, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    I hope to heavens this not Prince Harry, although it would not surprise me.I just remember him saying, as an adult, when he was forced to follow Diana’s coffin thru London: “who would do this to a child”?
    I think there is a lot of bitter feeling toward the status quo regarding the ‘stiff up lip’ idea of the Royal Family when this young boy was suffering. He was his Mother’s child.

    I just wished had made a better choice. Harry needs a family and wife, not some one who is selling her…

  31. annabelle77 says

    February 21, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Given the other blind referenced, I’m betting this is Harry. It sounds just like something he would do. Unfortunately, he seems to like his recreational drugs, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a drug problem.

  32. SoooLate says

    February 21, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Bea

  33. Aurora says

    February 21, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Prince Harry

  34. nowyoutellme says

    February 21, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    How many 3rd generation Royals are there, six? Edward’s children are too young to do coke; Andrew’s are too fat to be coke users. Anne’s aren’t Royal. That leaves William and Harry with Harry for the win on both counts. Since Catherine and Meghan aren’t Royal, I can’t guess Catherine for the coke user although her body would ID her as one from a mile away. All that leaves Harry for the embarrassment win also, presumably for his choice of a bride.

  35. Dragon Lady says

    February 21, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Royal: Prince Harry

    [Optional] Which current royal is the biggest embarrassment to the family?

    Both Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are embarrassments to the Royal Family. I feel bad for The Queen.

  36. seastar says

    February 21, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    Princess Beatrice [hoofing – she resembles a horse]

    Megan Markle is, and will remain – The enormous embarassment – spanning all Royals, not just the House of Windsor.

  37. aaaTAWS says

    February 21, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    Must be Harry, surely.

  38. TeaDrinker says

    February 21, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Princess Eugenie

    Optional: Meghan Markle is the biggest embarrassment right now. Her husband Harry is a distant second for meeting, marrying, and impregnating her so quickly. He should have taken some time to get to know her and date her for a couple of years to see how she is before sealing the deal.

    • theblacktights says

      February 23, 2019 at 10:43 am

      She’s 37. If they are ever to have children, the time is now.

    • taysaunders says

      February 24, 2019 at 8:20 am

      They dated for 1.5yrs before getting engaged.

    • Mumpus says

      February 27, 2019 at 1:43 pm

      True Tay, but should point out that it was pretty much a long distance relationship pre-wedding. Given their separate commitments across the Atlantic , I’m not sure they’d even lived together …

  39. honeysuckitt says

    February 21, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Has to be Harry, or one of Fergie’s girls. My bet is Harry since he’s been known to party hard

  40. Cerise94 says

    February 21, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    Princess Beatrice and her sketchy boyfriend?

    Meghan Markle might currently be the biggest embarassment.

  41. carriebradshaw says

    February 21, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Harry

    Optional: Harry & Meghan. He’s a tool, she’a a wannabe Kardashian

  42. LilibetP says

    February 21, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    3rd generation?

    Peter or Zara
    William or Harry
    Eugenie or Beatrice
    Edward’s kids may be too young for this.

  43. lamama1979 says

    February 21, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    Princess Beatrice

  44. GirlWhy says

    February 21, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Harry/Meghan? William?

  45. UKGoss says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Although this sounds like Harry, I think it’s Zara. The clue is “hoofing” – she’s a horse rider and even competes in the Olympics. She used to have a reputation for being a wild child, so wouldn’t surprise me.

    • AHHAof3 says

      February 22, 2019 at 6:48 pm

      I thought that too!!!!!!

  46. reen57 says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Well, the Wessex kids are too young and William and Harry would be caught out WAY before this. So my bet is on one of the York Princesses. Zara Tindall and Peter Phillips seem too down to earth to be partying, and both have two small daughters.

  47. zappy2050 says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:46 am

    Harry.

    Meghan She has to stop with the over the top stuff. Bad strategy.

  48. 4girls4 says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:43 am

    Harry
    Markle

  49. badgerette85 says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Beatrice
    Most problematic- Meghan Markle.

  50. Sleepyandconfused says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Sounds like Harry

    Current must me Sparkles and Harry.

  51. willowgem says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:32 am

    Princess Beatrice

  52. Squirrelnutkin says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:30 am

    I don’t know who this is…
    But definitely the most embarrassing royal is Meghan Markle. It’s all great entertainment though!

    • theblacktights says

      February 23, 2019 at 10:45 am

      She’s not the embarrassment- her family is.

  53. HarrySA says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:27 am

    If a real grandchild, perhaps Princess Beatrice.

    Otherwise perhaps Danny Dyer given his royal link. Or son in law to be Jack Fincham. Well known tooters.

    Biggest embarrassment: obviously that narcissist Sparkles. They all saw through straight away!

    • spookie says

      February 22, 2019 at 8:01 am

      Danny Dyer has no legitimate claim to being closely related to the Royal family.

  54. jeanmarieok says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:21 am

    One of Eugenie’s girls?

    • spookie says

      February 22, 2019 at 8:00 am

      Do you mean Fergie?

  55. JHntr113 says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:21 am

    Lol somehow I doubt it would be Lady Louise or Viscount Severn. The Phillipses are (media) boring, ordinary types. Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice, maybe, with Princess Beatrice being a bit of a party animal. But she lives in NY, and there aren’t any pound sterling floating there around for her to do that. The Cambridges’ PR is too good to let anything like that leak to gossip sites. Harry and Meghan’s PR, though, is a big fat mess. Prince Harry for the win!

    • amagod121 says

      February 22, 2019 at 11:08 am

      LOL, I like your reasoning! And it would also explain his huge weight loss after getting together with Meghan (who also got super skinny prior to the pregnancy.) And coke is known as being an actor’s BFF by the acting world.

  56. PeacefulNYC says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:20 am

    Holy Crumpets is this Harry?! Dayum is that why Woodland Hillbilly Meg obnoxiously cradles that bump for the cameras? Surreyyy when you scream “look at me” when everyone is already looking is beyond gross.

    • Tosh321 says

      February 22, 2019 at 11:50 pm

      Best comment 😂😂

    • Poppycorn144 says

      February 23, 2019 at 12:15 pm

      When my mum was pregnant she held and rubbed her stomach all the time – it’s common and she’s only getting flack for it because people already hate her and want to criticise. Every. Little. Thing.

  57. More_Cowbell says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:11 am

    I’m guessing Beatrice.

  58. angelbratt says

    February 21, 2019 at 11:05 am

    Princess Beatrice?

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