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How A Young Royal Greets Granny

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[Pop Bitch] Which 3rd generation royal has an initially funny (but gradually grating) habit of unrolling friends’ banknotes when doing coke.

They say “Hello Granny!” to the Queen’s portrait before re-rolling it and hoofing their line.

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[Optional] Which current royal is the biggest embarrassment to the family?

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  3. Holy Crumpets is this Harry?! Dayum is that why Woodland Hillbilly Meg obnoxiously cradles that bump for the cameras? Surreyyy when you scream “look at me” when everyone is already looking is beyond gross.

    • When my mum was pregnant she held and rubbed her stomach all the time – it’s common and she’s only getting flack for it because people already hate her and want to criticise. Every. Little. Thing.

      It’s only makes me wonder about the motive of the critic, because if I don’t like someone I don’t really care enough to comment that vitriolically about them – unless it’s funny of course.

  4. Lol somehow I doubt it would be Lady Louise or Viscount Severn. The Phillipses are (media) boring, ordinary types. Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice, maybe, with Princess Beatrice being a bit of a party animal. But she lives in NY, and there aren’t any pound sterling floating there around for her to do that. The Cambridges’ PR is too good to let anything like that leak to gossip sites. Harry and Meghan’s PR, though, is a big fat mess. Prince Harry for the win!

    • LOL, I like your reasoning! And it would also explain his huge weight loss after getting together with Meghan (who also got super skinny prior to the pregnancy.) And coke is known as being an actor’s BFF by the acting world.

  6. If a real grandchild, perhaps Princess Beatrice.

    Otherwise perhaps Danny Dyer given his royal link. Or son in law to be Jack Fincham. Well known tooters.

    Biggest embarrassment: obviously that narcissist Sparkles. They all saw through straight away!

  13. Well, the Wessex kids are too young and William and Harry would be caught out WAY before this. So my bet is on one of the York Princesses. Zara Tindall and Peter Phillips seem too down to earth to be partying, and both have two small daughters.

  14. Although this sounds like Harry, I think it’s Zara. The clue is “hoofing” – she’s a horse rider and even competes in the Olympics. She used to have a reputation for being a wild child, so wouldn’t surprise me.

  22. Princess Eugenie

    Optional: Meghan Markle is the biggest embarrassment right now. Her husband Harry is a distant second for meeting, marrying, and impregnating her so quickly. He should have taken some time to get to know her and date her for a couple of years to see how she is before sealing the deal.

    • True Tay, but should point out that it was pretty much a long distance relationship pre-wedding. Given their separate commitments across the Atlantic , I’m not sure they’d even lived together …

  24. Princess Beatrice [hoofing – she resembles a horse]

    Megan Markle is, and will remain – The enormous embarassment – spanning all Royals, not just the House of Windsor.

  25. Royal: Prince Harry

    [Optional] Which current royal is the biggest embarrassment to the family?

    Both Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are embarrassments to the Royal Family. I feel bad for The Queen.

  26. How many 3rd generation Royals are there, six? Edward’s children are too young to do coke; Andrew’s are too fat to be coke users. Anne’s aren’t Royal. That leaves William and Harry with Harry for the win on both counts. Since Catherine and Meghan aren’t Royal, I can’t guess Catherine for the coke user although her body would ID her as one from a mile away. All that leaves Harry for the embarrassment win also, presumably for his choice of a bride.

  29. Given the other blind referenced, I’m betting this is Harry. It sounds just like something he would do. Unfortunately, he seems to like his recreational drugs, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a drug problem.

  30. I hope to heavens this not Prince Harry, although it would not surprise me.I just remember him saying, as an adult, when he was forced to follow Diana’s coffin thru London: “who would do this to a child”?
    I think there is a lot of bitter feeling toward the status quo regarding the ‘stiff up lip’ idea of the Royal Family when this young boy was suffering. He was his Mother’s child.

    I just wished had made a better choice. Harry needs a family and wife, not some one who is selling her…

  33. Well, the queen has 8 grandchildren. Harry’s the first who came to mind, but hopefully he’s outgrown that kind of stuff. William’s kind of stodgy, so I don’t see him doing this, and Peter and Zara Phillips don’t seem the type. Louise and James are just kids. Maybe Beatrice?

  35. Royal: Lord Freddie Windsor

    [Optional] Which current royal is the biggest embarrassment to the family? Markle of course, but then again, you’d have to consider her a ‘royal’, which I do not. That being said, the next biggest embarrassment is Harry and it hurts to say it. Somehow I expected more ‘class’ from him in his choice of bride. Its painfully obvious its now dawning on him he made a mistake and knows he’s stuck for 3-5 years before he can divorce.

  37. Princess Beatrice
    Prince Philip is the most embarrassing. He thankfully is off the road now but he has a library of racist, sexist, homophobic gaffs. Google him. He is a unique flower when it comes to etiquette and manners.

  40. Aristocrats don’t use little bills, so if Granny isn’t on $100 and up, it’s nobody important. Everybody but William can do blow. His Willy already made enough heirs lol

    After watching The Crown, I would say Prince Phillip. He’s a cheater. He’s just lucky the Internet wasn’t there to catch his escapades or QEII would Have chased his butt into a tunnel!

    Anyway, I choose Andrews kid who was friends with All those cool people who went doombuggying. Seems like something you’d want ramped up…

    • Gabriella Windsor

      And really I think if you consider Andrew and his past, look up Jeffrey Epstein and the Lolita Express, he is definitely the most embarrassing of the royals. Why you despise Meagan so much is beyond me.

  46. I’m guessing Beatrice, since Will seems like he’s pretty straight when it comes to drugs; Harry had a wild phase, but he’s in the press for giving up every indulgence since getting married; and Eugenie seems pretty put together.

  47. Bonus:
    Beatrice grates on my nerves. She just looks like a twit. Her behavior at Harry and Meghan’s wedding made me roll my eyes so hard. It was obvious she was making catty comments, the way she was whispering and giggling throughout the whole thing, not to mention the side-eye.

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