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His Safe Word

[Pop Bitch] When things are getting a little too rich for him, sexually speaking, he recites a line from a NOFX song to get his partner to stop.

Which posh toff former Tory MP has a surprisingly punk rock safe word?

BG Note: NOFX is an American punk rock band from Los Angeles.

Similar: Safe At Home

Former Tory Member of Parliament:

[Optional] Pick a famous politician. What do you imagine their safe word would be?

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  2. jacob rees mogg – please stop *’ing my mom

    I didn’t care you *ed my sister.
    But please stop stickin’ it in my mom.

    • just realised its a former tory… im going to go with Cameron
      For ‘famous’ ill stick to Mr Rees-Mogg because hes so tightly wound up he has to have a safe word

  3. Purely a guess as i am not British. George Iain Duncan Smith? He is so meek (I think the safe words could be ‘eat the meek’) that it would not surprise me.

    For my pick i cannot go past Trump, and his safe word would be China.

  6. David Cameron?

    Optional: Boris Johnson: “Cut My Hair!”
    T-bird: “Grab ’em by the _____!”

  7. IDK, David Cameron? (Sorry Brits but I’ve never figured out your party system, so this is probably a dumb guess.)

    Optional: Tony Blair: Oh, GEORGIE!