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[Blind Gossip] This actor is over the age of 50 and is a Hollywood classic. He’s made literally dozens of movies, is likely very rich, and is instantly recognizable. He seems like a pretty interesting guy to be around, too.

Despite all this, our movie star is having trouble holding onto household staff.

He goes through several housekeepers every year.

Why?

He thinks since it’s his house, everyone needs to adapt to whatever mood he’s in. Unfortunately, most of his moods don’t require clothes. He likes to walk around the house buck [in his birthday suit]. He says it’s not about being sexy, it’s about being comfortable, and it’s too bad if you don’t like it. Some of the housekeepers just don’t like it.

Yikes.

We can’t even imagine strolling past him in the hallway in all his glory with his… umm… birthday candle exposed.

Is there hazard pay for housekeepers?

Similar: Happy Angry Birthday

Actor:

[Optional] The one star I would like to see in their birthday suit is __________ .

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  2. luna lee says

    Birthday….candle….classic….Sixteen Candles… John Cusak? I mean his voice is still pretty damn sexy so why not? It’s a living.

  6. spoofbyrd says

    Matthew McConaughey years ago was seen having a butt naked bongo party with a few guys threw a window. This sounds like something he would do and maybe the housekeepers quit because he also likes to go au natural when it comes to the olfactory maintenance of a human beings ‘ underarms !

  8. ItsBouquet says

    Steve Martin?
    Richard Gere?

    I’m assuming it’s someone that was in the industry while obvious choices like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise were in diapers because they are described as a “classic.”

    Optional: There’s so many I wouldn’t mind seeing in their birthday suits, that the list for who I don’t want to see would be much shorter. Lol:
    Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson are at the very bottom of my list. They can keep their clothes firmly bolted onto themselves, thank you very much. Yuck.

  9. missgee66 says

    I’m going to guess John Cusack, as he is in his 50’s, has made a s***load of films, including 16 candles, and seems to be an interesting guy.

    There is no movie star I’d like to see fully naked, a strong muscular back does more for me than dangly bits.

  11. fancypants16 says

    Bill Murray
    Clues are “glory’ for Mad Dog and Glory and “hazard pay” for Caddy Shack.

  12. andyo115 says

    I’m gonna go for Robert Downey Jr as the nakedHollywood classic.

    Who’d I love to see in their birthday suit? Captain America himself Chris Evans 🤤

  15. kerfuffle says

    Josh Brolin?

    Can be seen on instagram, sitting outside reading a book while stark naked. He looks VERY comfortable.

    Over 50 and rich (from successful financial investments). Definitely not one of life’s shrinking violets.

    Was in that film about firefighters (‘hazard pay’); played a character called ‘Buck’ in a Netflix movie.

    Whoever it is, I envy them for being so comfortable in their own skin. But prioritising their own needs in this way betrays a lack of empathy and…

  18. melitabonita says

    Steve Martin is what my initial thought was.

    I wouldn’t mind seeing Henry Cavill or Jason Momoa in their birthday suits.

  20. Poppycorn144 says

    I don’t know who this could be – there are too many over 50 actors who I could believe this about.

    I walk around naked in my home, however if I employed someone to be in my space I’d chuck on shorts and a t shirt out of respect. He should set working hours/days and fly free outside of the those hours.

    As to who l want to see naked… no one, starkers always seems so vulnerable, partially clothed is much sexier and Jared Padalecki doing pull-ups topless is magically delicious.

  23. mmssjj18 says

    Every time I’ve read this I just think

    Brad Pitt

    Idk if that’s my guess or my answer to the optional question, or both?

    • mmssjj18 says

      Funny coincidence, I’m reading this while watching the episode of the office where Pam walks in on Michael changing after he says “come in”

  24. KCeagle says

    Johnny Depp ? (eww)

    Nicolaj Coster-Waldau.. he’s extremely handsome and masculine. I’ve crushed on this great Dane for a decade. He’s in his mid 40’s and still sexy AF. Leo blessed Nicolaj with tons of magnetism and physical beauty… omg 😍

  25. meatfactory says

    Well if he keeps his hands to himself, has decent hygiene and showers regularly, I’ll keep his house. I’ve no qualms with casual nudity and a ‘birthday candle’ usually isn’t any dirtier than the rest of the body, including hands. It’s just a body.

    Don’t know who it is, but hit me up! I’m broke!

  32. aaaTDog says

    Brad Pitt
    Doesn’t he know the dangers of catching your “big guy” in a drawer, or getting hit by bacon grease spatter? Believe me I know!

    The one star I would like to see in their birthday suit is Christina Hendricks. Preferably after spending the night with me!

  34. bertwheeler says

    Jack Nicholson. (Although “glory” could indicate Morgan Freeman)
    Optional: Thelma Todd

  36. Pinkieswear says

    Rude.

    Maybe when he interviews housekeepers, it should be stressed, multiple times, that celebrity likes to be naked, and any housekeeper should be asked up front if this will be an issue; if so, please say so upfront.

  40. anarchistlibrarian says

    i have no idea who it is, but i don’t see the big deal as long as he’s upfront about it when he hires people. then again, i grew up with hippy parents…

  44. jogale says

    TBH I like to wander around my house buck naked. As long as the actor or a member of his team explained it to any new employee first then I don’t see a problem. It’s not as though there’s any sexual assault alleged here is there? Nudity is OK, unless it’s forced upon you.

  46. WorkHardBeNice says

    Oh man, I have no idea who this is!
    But *who* it is would make all the difference to me.
    I’m cleaning house for a naked Jon Hamm? I’m working for free.
    But for Danny DeVito? Yeah, I’ma need Mondays, Wednesdays AND Fridays off early to make it to my therapist’s office.

  48. Steph3965 says

    Woody Harrelson or Brad Pitt.
    Though I am not comfortable being naked around others, I am comfortable being around others, who are naked.
    Who do I want to see naked? All of them! I’m super curious to see who is packing and who isn’t. LOL

  49. beachchick218 says

    Jeff Goldblum.

    Can’t think of any celeb I’d be interested in seeing naked. JFK, Jr ruined me for all others.

  51. TruePatriot says

    Not sure which one of my generation…Sheen, Pitt & Cruise come to mind… but this is hilariously creepy!

  56. Roryss says

    I’m guessing Brat Pitt but it’s a wild guess.

    [Optional] The one star I would like to see in their birthday suit is BRAD PITT 🙂