[Blind Gossip] This movie star is in bed right now. He is ill.
Nothing serious. Just a regular cold. Coughing and sneezing. He doesn’t have a fever or the flu or pneumonia or anything.
He is not elderly and is usually in good health, so he should be fine in just a few days with minimal assistance. Except,
He has a nurse practitioner there to wait on him hand and foot.
So our manly star is a bit of a baby and just needs a little bit of pampering, right?
Not exactly.
He refuses to get out of bed to shower or even go to the bathroom. The nurse has to give him sponge baths and help him with the portable male urinal. He also doesn’t like to have a thermometer in his mouth, so he wants his temperature taken every couple of hours with a rectal thermometer.
Maybe he’s sicker than we thought.
Similar: Let’s Play Doctor
Actor:
[Optional] When you are sick, do you turn into a big baby?
London Guy says
That would explain the rectal thermometer stuff…
Ireadtoomuch says
I can totally see Johnny Depp doing this.
8outof11 says
Lol…Good point!
JipJip says
James Franco
schmoo says
Sylvester Stallone
amagod121 says
Ewwwww!!!!
amagod121 says
Yes yes, LOL!!! Mission Impossible macho-man onscreen but a man-child offscreen!
dagnabbit11 says
ooh this is a good guess
dagnabbit11 says
“sicker than we thought” – I’m guessing Cruise or Travolta.
wenchie70x says
I’d say Travolta… Because of the ‘fever’ and ‘baby’ hints . Please let it be him!
dermot says
Gerard Butler
Blossom says
Ben Affleck
8outof11 says
IDK—but a lot men are big babies and they act half dead. As an RN the NP must be compassionate externally while rolling her eyes internally —-and counting the days $ she is earning.
IBnini says
Seriously? Temperature can be taken under the armpit as well so whoever this dude is just wants some assplay. Poor nurse 👩⚕️
cheezymoses says
John Travolta
No; I’m a mom, we can’t
GretaGuesses says
Jim Carey? I’d. Maybe Ben Stiller.
I don’t f get a chance to be sick and stay in bed. I am the one doing the caretaking. The only time I got to stay in bed and be waited on was 3 years ago when I was hospitalized for a heart attack. So no, I don’t turn into a big baby when I am sick. Sometimes I want to, though. 😖
GayleStorm says
I have no idea who this is, but this is absolutely disgusting! What a kook.
My husband can be a big baby when he’s sick. Although, none of his behavior comes anywhere close to this absurd nonsense.
I am not a baby when I get sick. I mostly want to be left alone. lol
More_Cowbell says
Because of the “Hand and Foot ceremony” I’ll say Bradley Cooper.
suzyQ888 says
It sounds a little like mild drug withdrawal…but I digress. Hugh Jackman? “Manly” makes me think “X-Men”. Could’ve been Charlie Sheen (Two & A Half Men) except that he’s not usually in “good health”
Jelly Drop says
I just got the vibe of The Rock for this. I could see him bending over for a thermometer.
I do not wallow in bed. Pre having children i would gladly enjoy the rest but not now.
showmancer says
Henry Cavill
she should be careful since he allegedly has herpes…
amagod121 says
Tom Cruise? I imagine he’d like those rectal thermometers.
Me? Oh, yes, I really do!
4sixx2 says
Kevin Spacey. His current legal issues are taking their toll so he must pay to be nurtured so he still feels loved.