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Let’s Play Doctor

[Blind Gossip] You’ve seen this good-looking actor many times. He does movies, but you probably know him best from his role on a successful TV series.

He’s a handsome guy… but his wife isn’t so impressed by his masculine appearance.

She was complaining that they hadn’t slept together in like six months because his equipment isn’t working! She’s mad because he refuses to go to the doctor.

Similar: The TV Actor And The Bad Junket

Actor:

[Optional] Let’s play doctor. What could be going on here?

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    • Oh please she NEVER slept with him. ARRANGEMENT! Are we really supposed to believe she isn’t in on this being a sham?

    • OMG I love you. Dr. Ashton starring in a comedy. THE IDIOT DOC. Hilarious. I say Dempsey. Clooney is gay I think and also no matter HOW famous he was in/on ER… he would still be arguably bigger in film and/or OCEANS 11 franchise as his character.

  14. No idea – Patrick Dempsey? Doc on Greys Anatomy….
    Equipment might refer to his passion for Auto Racing-or the fact he has dyslexia….
    Might be using his equipment elsewhere..he and his wife have broke up a few times…

  16. I do not know who he is but have a few guesses as my other half is turning 55 soon & he likes to share stories with me about what some of his male friends are going through (he has a psychology degree from a reputable university but his main field is in IT). So in this actor’s case it could be due to cheating, depression, side effects of prescribed medication (incl.SSRIs), abuse of alcohol &/or rx’s (don’t know how drugs beyond marijuana work), obesity/diet, sexual orientation, etc.

  20. Patrick Dempsey

    optional: could be anything- an affair, stress, problems with blood pressure …

    • True, people are so frazzled today, that it could be a number of things for the cause.

  25. I’m confused… This points to Eric Dane with the “seen him many times” clue (he played Multiple Man in X-Men 3). Last I heard, though, he was getting a divorce and had basically turned into a walking midlife crisis… Did that patch things up? Or did he get remarried?

    I’m guessing the failure to launch is due to substance abuse.,

  28. I thought everyone on Blind Gossip knew George Clooney is lovers with Randy Gerber. Why are people guessing George Clooney?

  30. Clooney is a movie star who did TV at one time. Dempsey is a TV star who does movies occasionally. This fits Dempsey.

  31. Patrick Dempsey
    Best known as “McDreamy”
    Can’t be George Clooney since he’s known for more than his work on TV.

    Reason? Maybe it’s because his wife, Jillian Fink, looks like a character from a horror movie these days due to all the cosmetic surgeries she’s undergone! Seriously, she looks freaky now, so it’s very possible he finds it challenging now to perform for her. That, and the fact that he’s older.

  32. Hugh Laurie.

    It happens. He’s not exactly a teenager and it looks like he might be fond of a wee dram, too.

  34. Dick Van Dyke.
    Show- Diagnosis Murder
    Duh, he’s almost 100 yrs old. No wonder it won’t work sometimes!

  37. George cLooney. He’s much older than he claims to be. Mid-60s and an alcoholic. Dempsey is still handsome and viral.

  38. Clooney and Amal.
    Men just naturally slow down past 55. Something younger women should consider. She’s getting him at the very tail end of his sexual days.

  39. If it is George Clooney, the reason it doesn’t work is because his d**k is GAAAAYYYYY

  45. Probably Clooney,

    didn’t he do this super intense and painful procedure to extract his sperm?? I feel like no one would do that if their equipment was fully functioning

  49. Clooney.

    If a guy can’t get it up, it just means he’d rather be sleeping with someone else.