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Going Home With A Famous Comedian

February 12, 2021 Blind Gossip

[Blind Gossip] This surprising story about a famous comedian comes from someone who worked at a comedy club in the 1980s and 1990s.

I was working at a comedy club called [redacted] in [Southern California].

A lot of big names came through there, so I was in heaven. I got to meet a lot of the people that I really looked up to.

At the time, [Comedian] was one of the bigger names around.

That’s because, in addition to standup, our comedian was also getting a lot of exposure on TV and movies.

He was a nice guy, but a couple of folks had warned me that if he invited me over to hang out, not to go. They wouldn’t say why. They’d just smile and tell me I didn’t want to find out.

That sounds ominous.

He came in pretty regularly. By the time I’d been there about six months, I had gotten to know him pretty well. So one night he invited me back to his place to hang out.

Nooo! Never let a comedian take you to a second location!

I went.

We had a few drinks and he was showing me his comedy album collection.

And then, out of the blue, he asked me if I would let him watch me j*ck off for $50.

Twist! Yes, our story teller is male.

I didn’t know this at the time, but [Comedian] is gay and has a thing for twink types. I am straight, but I fit the profile.

Really? Our comedian was or is married to a woman.

So, gay and a Twinkie fan? We had no idea.

Sorry, not those kind of Twinkies.

I was taken aback and didn’t know what to do. So I countered. I said I would need at least a month’s rent to do that. I figured he would say no.

Instead he ask me how much my rent was.

Let the negotiations begin!

I told him $565. He didn’t say a word. He got up, went into another room, came back with $550 in cash and said that was all he had.

At that time, and for me, that was a lot of money.

I told him I would do it, but only if he assured me that this would never leave the room. He agreed.

The Comedian paid the young worker, the young worker made rent that month, nobody sent anybody a fruit basket or a box of Twinkies as a thank you gift, and that’s the end of our story.

Almost.

There are a couple of more details.

He did not ask to touch me, nor did he remove his clothes. He just wanted to watch.

He requested I stick one finger up my *ss while I did it.

Let’s see him do a TV show about that.

BG Note: Not Louis CK.

Similar: He Forces Female Comics To Watch

Comedian:

[Optional] Did you know he was gay?

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  1. Catman says

    February 15, 2021 at 2:13 pm

    Gabe Kaplan. Show “Welcome Back Kotter”. Did standup, made movies.

  2. curiouser&curiouser says

    February 15, 2021 at 5:15 am

    David Letterman

    • DPointDane says

      February 15, 2021 at 7:00 pm

      Tim Allen.
      Frequent gigger at the Comic Clubs, late night, then landed “Home Improvement.” Welcome “Home” mat possible clue?
      clue?

  3. thisisfun says

    February 14, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    I’m thinking someone from Saturday Night Live. Possibly Al Franken or someone from that era of SNL.

  4. blubelle says

    February 13, 2021 at 11:10 pm

    Eddie Murphy. There have been rumors for years, so no surprise here.

  5. WheresBeet says

    February 13, 2021 at 7:23 pm

    Eddie Murphy has the proclivity and that kind of cash at the time.

  6. redstilettos says

    February 13, 2021 at 6:13 pm

    Not Harrelson. I thought he was a comedic actor and not a stand up. Also Kirstie Alley has said (on the Joe Rogan show) that he would crash at her place in the Cheers days and bring random women home.

  7. momof3 says

    February 13, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    Pauly Shore

  8. taracu says

    February 13, 2021 at 3:03 pm

    Dave Chappelle

  9. purpleiris says

    February 13, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    Gallagher

  10. ViolettaV says

    February 13, 2021 at 1:30 pm

    I don’t think it’s Seinfeld, because he never really had a movie career. I’d guess Bob Saget, with the welcome mat picture suggesting a house, as in Full House.

  11. German hillbilly says

    February 13, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    Woody Harrelson Cheers. There was a welcome mat at the bottom of the landing into the bar. Twinkies were Woody’s what he constantly searched for in Zombie Land.

  12. ItsBouquet says

    February 13, 2021 at 12:17 pm

    I don’t really know comedians that well, especially not the stand up ones, and especially not from the 80s/90s. Based on my limited knowledge, I can only think of one name: Eddie Murphy??

    He successfully crossed over from SNL to real movies that people actually watch. Most of those SNL actors don’t cross over well onto the big screen.

    Optional: if it is Murphy, no I didn’t know he was gay. He’s got 100 kids by a 100 women!

  13. aaabm93 says

    February 13, 2021 at 9:50 am

    Eddie Murphy

  14. blondiemelinda says

    February 13, 2021 at 9:44 am

    Seinfeld
    Nope!

  15. Conchord says

    February 13, 2021 at 9:34 am

    Just a guess – Martin Short?

  16. kittypryde777 says

    February 13, 2021 at 9:06 am

    Either Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock

  17. strawberryfield says

    February 13, 2021 at 8:06 am

    Billy Crystal. Clue: Analyze That.
    Was totally not expecting them to go through with the request!

  18. taupeantlers says

    February 13, 2021 at 8:05 am

    I looked up a list of the most popular stand-up guys in the 1980s, and Louie Anderson seems the most likely. I also looked at an inflation calculator — that’s ~$1000 +/- 150 in today’s money, which seems a bit extreme to watch someone pleasure himself. Whatever gets you off.

  19. gailpow says

    February 13, 2021 at 7:39 am

    Maybe Tim Allen, who did time in the Big House for drug-dealing back in the day? He might have acquired a voyeur habit while incarcerated?

    • churchlady says

      February 15, 2021 at 3:07 pm

      I’m inclined to agree that Tim Allen might be the answer. Home Improvement started in 1991 and Toy Story in 1995. He did stand-up and was popular for his “Men Are Pigs” routines.

    • DPointDane says

      February 15, 2021 at 7:05 pm

      Exactly my thought too. And the picrure of the Welcome mat in front of a home kay be a clue to his show that made him a superstar “Home Improvment.”

  20. strick1334 says

    February 13, 2021 at 7:16 am

    No touch. Just watch. Negotiations. Howie Mandel. Deal or no Deal.

  21. luddite2 says

    February 13, 2021 at 6:43 am

    Brad Garrett

  22. spoonerism says

    February 13, 2021 at 5:22 am

    Louie Anderson (clue being “baskets”, as in his TV show “Baskets”).

    Not surprised that he’s gay, but VERY surprised that a native Minnesotan would actually invite someone to his home!

    • sunshine702 says

      February 15, 2021 at 7:38 pm

      He had a comedy show at Palace Station in Las Vegas and lived (leased?) A lux loft in a swanky tower. I heard those whispers too.
      Sweet, good tipper, and GAY

  23. wendybar says

    February 13, 2021 at 5:18 am

    Jerry Seinfeld, a TV show about nothing.

    • dagnabbit11 says

      February 15, 2021 at 4:52 pm

      this is what i’m feeling

  24. leahb16 says

    February 13, 2021 at 5:17 am

    OMG, Bob Saget?!

  25. amagod121 says

    February 13, 2021 at 3:07 am

    Matt LeBlanc, base upon the welcome mat in the photo.

    Optnl: Nooooo, if, indeed, this is him. He has always seemed like a bit of a machoman. I guess it was simply because he had the role of that Italio-American character

    Magically delicious??

    • amagod121 says

      February 19, 2021 at 6:28 am

      Changing my vote to Jerry Seinfeld.

      You know, it’s nice to know that he was a decent human being to the person who provided the “entertainment.” Because of that, I’m saddened that, in the end, his privacy was invaded in regards to that private moment in his life.

  26. GGReelz says

    February 13, 2021 at 1:14 am

    Paul Mooney or Aresnio Hall.

  27. Mel1022 says

    February 13, 2021 at 12:42 am

    Let’s see him do a TV show about that.

    Seinfeld – “a TV show about nothing”

  28. Blossom says

    February 12, 2021 at 10:53 pm

    Eddie Murphy

  29. WorkHardBeNice says

    February 12, 2021 at 10:43 pm

    Am I wrong for hoping this is Andrew Dice Clay?

  30. harperleigh says

    February 12, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    Tim Allen
    No

  31. Searon says

    February 12, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    Eddie Murphy

  32. dinamarieburnett says

    February 12, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    Jerry Sinfeld

  33. BosLos says

    February 12, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    Tim Allen

  34. chillenout says

    February 12, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    I hope this isn’t Steve Martin

  35. parkland45 says

    February 12, 2021 at 5:46 pm

    What the…give me a break! What is wrong with some people? There sure are a lot of people who are twisted. I just hope this creep isn’t a comedian I liked back in the ’80’s.

  36. super sleuth says

    February 12, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    Damon Wayans?

    • super sleuth says

      February 12, 2021 at 5:46 pm

      Actually, David Alan Grier is my #1 guess, Jerry Seinfeld is #2 (something in “Let’s see him do a TV show about that” strikes me as a clue), and Damon Wayans (or perhaps someone else from “In Living Color”) for my remaining guesses.

  37. misstilley says

    February 12, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    Jerry Seinfeld…maybe that’s what took him so long to get married

  38. badmoodchick says

    February 12, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    Im gonna go with Howie Mandel for s* and giggles…

  39. keenobserver says

    February 12, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    Jerry Seinfeld is the easy answer,
    but I’m going with Dennis Leary FTW!

  40. chicagofix says

    February 12, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    Comedians from that era famous for both tv and movies…

    Robin Williams
    Eddie Murphy

  41. Molly7111 says

    February 12, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    Comedian: Bill Cosby

  42. JacksHood says

    February 12, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    Tim Allen?

  43. alphamale says

    February 12, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    Chris Rock

  44. alphamale says

    February 12, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    Seinfeld. clues: Second location/Second button. Show about “nothing”. plus who carries that much cash unless you are doing real well

  45. Leila726 says

    February 12, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    Tim Allen.

    Did I know he was gay? Never cared, one way or the other.

  46. redbus says

    February 12, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    kevin james? so many comics..

  47. royal eduardo says

    February 12, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    Eddie Murphy. If I recall, he had a scandal where he picked up a pre-op transgender woman a while back

  48. CanaryCry says

    February 12, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    Oh, dear … don’t let this be Steve Martin.

  49. OhIthinknot says

    February 12, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Jerry Seinfeld

  50. mrs_right says

    February 12, 2021 at 3:23 pm

    Jerry Seinfeld

    Didn’t know, but nothing surprises me anymore.

  51. MotownDiego says

    February 12, 2021 at 3:20 pm

    Comedian: Jerry Seinfeld, with his “show about nothing.”

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