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Doll And Woody And Bird

[Blind Gossip] Here is a funny story about a pretty actress’ dating life.

Let’s call her Doll.

Doll is currently dating a famous leading man. Let’s call him Woody.

Doll recently had a conversation with a cast or crew member.

CastOrCrew was commenting on how handsome Woody is and what a pretty couple Doll made with Woody.

CastOrCrew then mentioned how happy she was that doll was dating Woody… but that she was also a little surprised because she always thought that Woody was gay.

Doll laughed off the comment, but then came back with a “What does it matter?” sort of response.

CastOrCrew said that it did not matter, but it did make people wonder if this was the first bearding relationship in which Doll had participated.

Specifically, CastOrCrew brought up a certain famous male singer doll had dated for a couple of years before she started dating Woody. Let’ call the male singer Bird.

Doll suddenly became very animated.

Her response was something to the effect of, “What?! Bird isn’t gay! Going out with one gay man doesn’t mean that ALL the men I go out with are gay!”

Whoops.

In defending herself and her relationship with Bird… it sounds like Doll just unintentionally outed Woody!

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Doll:

Woody:

Bird:

[Optional] Where do you think the relationship between Doll and Woody is going?

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  2. greenbird says

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Woody: Chris Pine
    Bird: Chris Martin
    The usual bearding contract. It will last as long as it suits both Doll and Woody’s career in Hollyweird. Then each will release PR announcement saying ” we are seperating but still love each other. Our love is going to last forever and we will always be our bestest friends…..b,ah, blah, blah” kind of nonsense. Seen this scenario anywhere before?

  3. TruePatriot says

    Not a clue but this is just more proof that Gervais was correct when he said that all of them combined have less school that Greta Thunberg. (Of course it was a joke and untrue, but this is obvs a very stupid person.)

  11. darnda says

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis (called doll because of the Annabelle movie)

    Woody: Chris Pine (as in pine tree/wood)

    Bird: Chris Martin (Martin as in the type of bird)

    Where do you think the relationship between Doll and Woody is going? Nowhere I imagine with Woody being gay. I feel sad that Chris Pine feels the need to fake it.