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Doll And Kicks

[Blind Gossip] These two actors are in a relationship.

Or, “relationship.”

Hey, it works for both of them.

He is tall and handsome movie star. We’ll call him Tree.

She works in movies and is quite pretty. We’ll call her Doll.

Let’s talk about how Tree and Doll got together!

It’s interesting… and a little weird.

It all started with another actress, who we’ll call Kicks.

A few years ago, Kicks was slated to be paired up with a much bigger movie star then Tree. Richer and even more famous.

You see, Bigger was looking for a new wife, and Kicks was being seriously considered for the role. We call it a role, because that’s essentially what it was. A job.

Kicks went through several rounds of interviews – yes, that’s the way that Bigger does it – but it didn’t go well. Kicks just could not see a wedding and a marriage with Bigger.

It was all a little awkward.

While Kicks decided that she didn’t want the role of Bigger’s wife, she did want him to cast her in his next movie. Yes, she was hungry for career advancement. Just not hungry enough to marry Bigger!

Bigger did, in fact, cast Kicks in his next movie. Also cast in the movie? Doll.

Kicks was then paired up with Tree. Why not? Tree was a tall, handsome movie star. He was not as big a star as Bigger, but there was still lots of publicity to be gained from being seen with him!

So Bigger and Kicks and Doll made a movie together and Kicks dated Tree.

Kicks and Doll became friendly.

Doll told Kicks she was looking for a new man.

Kicks had an idea!

She explained it like this: he is really, really good looking and he isn’t a jerk. It’s easy time and you’ll get a ton of publicity.

Did Kicks try to set up Doll with Bigger?

No! That would have been hard time.

Kicks decided that she was not into “dating” Tree.

So Kicks and Tree “broke up.” Kicks “set up” Tree with Doll. Tree and Doll started “dating.”

Doll and Tree are still together. A little bored with each other… but still together!

Kicks moved on.

Bigger is still looking for a wife. Any takers?

Similar: Five Hundred Feet

Tree:

Doll:

Kicks:

Bigger:

[Optional] Would you take the role of Bigger’s wife? Why or why not?

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Comments

  1. redstilettos says

    Bigger has to be Tom Cruise. A bit clueless on the others. I heard that Scar Jo was invited to date Cruise, but declined.

  2. omgimbackagain says

    Doll and Tree (haha) Annabelle Wallis and Chris Pine

    Bigger and Kicks: Tom Cruise and Sofia Boutella

    Optional: no, it never ends well

  3. MrsBrady says

    Tree: Chris Pine

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella

    Bigger: Tom Cruise

  4. shelaur22 says

    Tree: Chris Pine

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella

    Bigger: Tom Cruise

  7. lindseyne says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise
    Movie was The Mummy

  8. Peaches78 says

    Tree – Chris Pine
    Doll – Annabelle Wallis
    Kicks – Sofia Boutella
    Bigger – Tom Cruise

  9. jennb529 says

    Tree – Chris Pine
    Doll – Annabelle Wallis
    Kick – Sofia Boutella
    Bigger – Tom Cruise

    I would NOT take the role of bigger’s wife. No amount of money is worth that level of crazy.

  10. mybellyistoofulltothink says

    Tree: chris pine

    Doll: anabelle wallis

    Kicks: sofia boutella

    Bigger: tommy cruise

    Optional: No way! TC is so controlling and crazy. Look at Nicole and Katie. Yikes!

  11. bo beau says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Annabel Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise

    Wallis, Boutella and Cruise were in The Mummy
    And no, too weird!!

  12. Table Tennis says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise

  13. kelno19 says

    Tree: Chris Pine; Doll: Annabelle Wallis; Kicks: Sofia Boutella; Bigger: Tom Cruise. No, I wouldn’t marry Tom Cruise because a) I’m not thirsty and b) I’m not famous lol

  14. melrose71 says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise

    [Optional] Would you take the role of Bigger’s wife? No because I want no part of his crazy Scientology life. Besides, I think fake relationships are kind of sad. I hope with more acceptance of gay and bisexual actors they can date whoever they want. I’m a hetero female and I think openly gay Luke Evans is HOT.

  15. rayodeplata says

    Chris Pine
    Annabelle Wallis
    Sofia Boutella
    Tom Cruise

    Only if I had the best attorney to write my prenup and every clause I could think of.

  16. drcarly says

    Tree: Chris Pine

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella

    Bigger: Tom Cruise

  17. Midwestgurl says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise

    Optional No, No, No. A thousand times NO.

  18. oyevey says

    Tree: Chris Pines (Pine tree)
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis (Annabelle movie)
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella (kicks from Kingsmen)
    Bigger: Tom Cruise (big time crazy)

  19. SilentStar says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Sophia Boutella
    Kicks: Annabelle Wallis
    Bigger: Tom Cruise

    [Optional] Would you take the role of Bigger’s wife? Why or why not?
    – OMG no never ever ever! He’s weird. He’s a leader of a horrific cult. He’s not attractive inside or out.

  20. rhiannon14 says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise

  22. XcusemyEnglish says

    Tree: Chris Pine

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella

    Bigger: Tom Cruise, still looking for that next Scientology-approved wife

    [Optinal] Hell no! He’s * crazy.

  24. meatfactory says

    Bigger: Tom Cruise
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Tree: Chris Pine

    Optional: yes, I would, if I really hated myself. But I don’t, so.

  27. carriebradshaw says

    Tree: Chris Pine

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella

    Bigger: Tom Cruise
    optional: no, I don’t like cults.

  28. ginger cakes says

    I think bigger is the creepy short guy Tom Cruise. No idea about the others

  29. truth_sayer says

    Tree: Chris Pine

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella

    Bigger: Tom Cruise

    Opinion: Good god no. He’s got crazy in him and it’s obvious.

  30. cecilica says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise

  32. wombat says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise
    Optional: Hell no, wouldn’t even “interview” for the role. He’s a nut!

  34. anette52 says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Anabelle Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise

  35. charlene2345 says

    Tree: Chris Pine (pine as in Tree)

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis (Annabelle as in doll, and she used to date Chris Martin, from related blind)

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella (did The Mummy with Wallis, and also dated Pine)

    Bigger: Tom Cruise (did the film The Mummy with Boutella and Wallis)

    Optional: No. Not a Cruise fan.

  36. kittypryde777 says

    Tree: Chris Pine
    Doll: Annabelle Wallis
    Kicks: Sofia Boutella
    Bigger: Tom Cruise

  37. Whisper says

    The only one I can see as Bigger, assuming that refers to his star power not his physical size is Tom Cruise. Mainly because of the interview process. I can’t even guess the others. Would I want to be BIGGER’s wife? No I think only a sadist would want to be a part of that church or it’s members.

  38. European says

    Tree: Chris Pine

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella

    Bigger: Tom Cruise

    [Optional] Would you take the role of Bigger’s wife? Why or why not?
    No, because of that sect he‘s in

  40. zengirl1215 says

    Tree: Chris Pine

    Doll: Annabella Wallis

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella

    Bigger: Tom Cruise

  41. spoonerism says

    Tree: Chris Pine

    Doll: Annabelle Wallis

    Kicks: Sofia Boutella

    Bigger: Tom Cruise

    [Optional] Would you take the role of Bigger’s wife? Why or why not? Nah, I’m not into cults. Or men who wear lifts.

  44. yo1774 says

    It’s quite obvious who is bigger.

    I find kind of sad that people still do this.

    obviously is not the same to date Pine than Cruise, but living a lie has it’s cost. And someday a pr stunt is going to explode in the faces of the lovebirds and it’ll be pretty funny

  45. blubelle says

    never would I ever marry Tom Cruise! he’s delusional, controlling, and involved in Scientology, which is beyond crazy.

  46. ItsBouquet says

    Hasn’t he been married three times? Maybe it’s time he accepts that marriage has not for him. It’s better to live your best life anyway. I’m sure Tommy would rather Chris’s company than Annabelle or Sofia’s!

  47. Miss Cavalarie says

    I’m not sure of the actors but being very interested in the Scientology religion I would definitely marry Tom Cruise.