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Detective Scatman

[Pop Bitch] Which veteran star of TV detective shows has the secret nickname “Scatman” on some TV sets?

And not because of his skibby dibby doobie, scoobie oobie melodies…

(He likes to sh*t on his companions in bed.)

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Actor and/or TV Show:

[Optional] Fascinating or gross?

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  1. spoofbyrd says

    The cartoon does look like Tom Selleck and it said veteran of shows not show. Jenny McCarthy IS one of those females who is into potty humor and other weird stuff . Had to research this . Although Donnie Wahlberg is not known for Detective roles primarily he has done more than one and there are the ” Picture ” shows. I think this IS him and his crazy, kinky wife convinced him to do it. There are many terms for this kind of kink but dodoing it in the face is what I call ” mudpacking…

  3. CaintGetEnuff says

    What about Donnie Wahlberg? Jenny McCarthy is a bit strange and may have brought this out of him. (No pun intended.)

  4. WorkHardBeNice says

    That image at the top is giving me Wilford Brimley vibes but I couldn’t find a show where he played a detective.

    Ted Levine?

    And it’s gross. Gross. Gross. GROSS.

  5. VioletBee says

    Dennis Waterman….The Sweeny, Minder, some other detective stuff…plus I think he sung the minder theme tune….

  7. callmedave says

    The reference to his melodies makes me think of Dennis Waterman, since he has a reputation for singing the theme tune on his shows…

    • Nataliexyz says

      This made me laugh out loud! I had a male friend whose girlfriend was fascinated by watching him “unpack”. There could have been more poop-play than he was willing to admit, but he claims it wasn’t on her, she just wanted to see it coming out. Sorry, probably TMI, but there are some odd people out there .

  11. GretaGuesses says

    Oh yuck, I have no idea who this is, but I shall now look at all the TV detectives and wonder. How disgusting!

  14. KCeagle says

    David Caruso ?

    Eww…. Saliva is the ONLY body fluid that I’m willing to exchange… or sweat 😜

  15. calumsmom says

    Fascinating or gross? Gross, obviously! To each their own & all that PC jazz — but if you think that’s fascinating, there is seriously something wrong with you.

  17. angelbratt says

    Oh my god. GRoss and disgusting. I could have lived the rest of my life without this knowledge!

    Barretta? Robert blake

  21. amagod121 says

    Well, the cartoon used looks just like Tom Selleck, so I’ll go with him.

    Just gross. Really, really gross. Does he pay. women to allow him to do this? Can’t imagine how he’d get a willing partner otherwise.

    • zappy2050 says

      I know someone who’s husband likes her to do this. First few years they were married was normal – then he started requesting this – they eventually divorced. Gross.