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Cucumber And Avocado

December 28, 2020 Blind Gossip

[Blind Gossip] It is both hilarious and remarkable how much these two female celebrities have in common!

Both of them married men much more famous than them.

Cucumber married a very wealthy older man.

Avocado married a very wealthy younger man.

Both women took charge of their husband’s health as soon as they started dating.

Cucumber taught her man yoga and encouraged him toward a vegan/vegetarian lifestyle. He lost weight and got healthier.

Avocado taught her man yoga and encouraged him toward a vegan/vegetarian lifestyle. He lost weight and got healthier.

Both women had careers before they were married but sought to elevate their profiles – and fatten their wallets – once they got married.

Cucumber’s husband shilled for a higher profile for his wife’s career.

Avocado’s husband shilled for a job for his wife’s career.

Both women got their husbands down the aisle relatively quickly.

Cucumber and her husband married less than two years after they met.

Avocado and her husband married less than two years after they met.

Both women are family oriented.

Cucumber got pregnant in her first year of marriage and had a healthy baby. Another pregnancy that ended unexpectedly was announced on social media and brought her a great deal of attention and sympathy.

Avocado got pregnant in her first year of marriage and had a healthy baby. Another pregnancy that ended unexpectedly was announced on social media and brought her a great deal of attention and sympathy.

Both women pretended not to know much about their husbands before they met them, even though both men are famous celebrities.

Cucumber told her husband that she didn’t really know who he was because they didn’t own a TV in the foreign country where she grew up. That’s an interesting bit of fiction.

Avocado told her husband that she barely knew who he and his family were before she met him. That’s an interesting bit of fiction.

Both women frequently talk about being “authentic.”

Cucumber says that her “thing” is about “being authentic.”

Avocado says that she chooses to move through the world “with authenticity.”

So there you have it. Two women with an awful lot in common.

We’re just not sure if what they have in common is authenticity… or narcissism… or grifting… or manipulation… or word salad!

Similar: The Man In The Plastic Mask

Cucumber:

Avocado:

[Optional] What is going on with these two women? Is their behavior normal?

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  1. zappy2050 says

    January 1, 2021 at 11:52 am

    Hmmmm….. I got to tell you – famous men like when you tell them “you have NO CLUE who they are” – not sure why. Roll eyes.

    Cucumber is Hilarious Baldwin.

    Avocado is Meghan Markle – sho is now pretening she and her mom did this together, while forgetting that her father had sole legal and physical custody of her from she was about 11/12 years old until she went to college. “Did you say father? what’s a father?”

    Hilarious Baldwin will survive – she will say she had Spanish…

  2. Siboney says

    December 30, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    I changed my mind. Every family has problems and every person has problems. Fame and wealth add on 2 additional problems. I listened to the podcast with Archie saying Happy New Year. It was hilarious. You could tell he is a very loved child. That’s what really counts in the end.

  3. omgimbackagain says

    December 29, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    The blinds just write themselves. Best one ever.

  4. isleparadise says

    December 29, 2020 at 6:57 am

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Priyanka Chopra
    Both are goldiggers

  5. Foxmuch says

    December 29, 2020 at 6:55 am

    Hillary and Meghan

  6. Canadianna says

    December 29, 2020 at 6:18 am

    Hilary Hayward Thomas

    Meghan Markle

    Serious mental issues going on with both of them–a deep and desperate need for constant attention being chief among them.

  7. Canadianna says

    December 29, 2020 at 6:17 am

    Hilary Hayward Thomas

    Meghan Markle

  8. aaaCozy says

    December 29, 2020 at 4:51 am

    Cucumber = Crissy Teagan
    Avocado = Meghan Markle

  9. wendybar says

    December 29, 2020 at 4:40 am

    Hilarious Baldwin is a Cucumber, and Megan Markel is an avacado…Both lying gold diggers.

  10. droopyorchid says

    December 29, 2020 at 3:58 am

    Cucumber: Hilaria and Alec Baldwin
    Avocado: Megan Markle and Prince Harry.

    Hilaria, in spite of the current scandal over how Spanish she is, and how old she is, seems really to love Alec. Their miscarriage was clearly genuine and tragic.

    Megan and Harry started with such potential, but either she is faking the whole thing, or the pair of them must have a curse on them to make so many missteps.

  11. suzkin37 says

    December 29, 2020 at 3:56 am

    Miranda Kerr and Hilario Baldwin

  12. laura1083 says

    December 29, 2020 at 3:24 am

    Cucumber: Hillaria (Hillary) Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    Not normal behaviour at all from these two. They are frauds and live in their own fantasy world!

  13. cassadaga says

    December 29, 2020 at 2:23 am

    Cucumber: Hillary “Hilaria” Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    What’s wrong with them? Having more thirst than integrity.

  14. sunshine702 says

    December 29, 2020 at 2:00 am

    Hillaria Baldwin

    Megan Markle

    Fame losers

  15. ILoveRArmitage says

    December 29, 2020 at 1:07 am

    Cucumber is Hilaria Baldwin or Hilary as she really is named
    Avocado is Meghan Markle

  16. Beakerange says

    December 29, 2020 at 1:02 am

    Chrissy Teigen
    Meagan Markle
    It’s the husband’s I wonder about. Are they that stupid?

  17. damoiselle says

    December 29, 2020 at 12:48 am

    Cucumber is Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado is Meghan Markle

    Both women have issues…

  18. dingopop says

    December 29, 2020 at 12:39 am

    Cucumber is Hilaria Baldwin (née Hilary hehe)
    Avocado is Meghan Markle

  19. unchysmoo says

    December 28, 2020 at 11:30 pm

    Hilary Hayward Thomas
    Rachel Meghan Markle

    Both fake and pretentious.

  20. becl83 says

    December 28, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    Cucumber would have to be Hilary abaldwin and avocado would be Meghan Markle

  21. aaaRori says

    December 28, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    cucumber — Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado – Meghan Markle (by the way, she loves avocados and had them shipped to the U.K.)

  22. hwkgirl1 says

    December 28, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    Cucumber is HillarY baldwin
    Avocado is Megan markle

  23. redbus says

    December 28, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    ah Hilaria baldwin
    and meghan markle

  24. lilg718 says

    December 28, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Megan Markle

    Both are opportunists

  25. aaaLee says

    December 28, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    Hahahaha..they both knew exactly what they were doing…
    Cucumber aka ‘Hilaria’/Hillary Baldwin
    Avocado aka Meghan Markle

  26. LVoeMe says

    December 28, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    This is comedy gold!
    Cucumber is Hillary Baldwin- claiming her faux Spaniard heritage..
    Avocado is the gag worthy * of Wokeness in the flesh!

    Optional- they both suffer from form of narcissism- that they think they are smarter than the general public and that people can’t see through their thin veil of deception! They truly think they are so clever!!

  27. aaaOtown says

    December 28, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Clues: hilarious and remarkable = Hilaria (Hillary) and Markle

  28. allegoriedesoie says

    December 28, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Cucumber: “Hilaria” Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  29. kittypryde777 says

    December 28, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    Cucumber: “Hilaria” Baldwin aka Hillary Hayward-Thomas
    Avocado: Meghan Markle
    [Optional] Both are supremely narcissistic and major grifters

  30. mrw222 says

    December 28, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Cucumber – My first thought was that it was Kathryn McPhee, then Hilaria Baldwin but neither fit because they were born in the USA.

    Avocado – Megan Markle

  31. mayer2816 says

    December 28, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    Katherine mcpee
    Meg got markle

  32. missbmw says

    December 28, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Cucumber: Hillaria Baldwin
    Avocado : Meghan Markle

  33. Scarlet Peaches says

    December 28, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    Cucumber: Chrissy Teigan
    Avocado: Her Markleness

  34. anthropophobia says

    December 28, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    Cucumber: Meghan Markle

    Avocado: Hilaria Baldwin

  35. Hot Cocoa says

    December 28, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    Con artists Hillary Baldwin and Meghan Markle.

  36. henrycoll says

    December 28, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    Cucumber – Hilary Baldwin
    Avocado – Meghan Markle

  37. jelizabeth says

    December 28, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    Cucumber is certainly Hilaria Baldwin, now apparently it’s come out that she’s been faking an accent and lying about being spanish, run alec!

  38. thisisannoying says

    December 28, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    I was thinking Cucumber was Gigi Hadid and Avocado was Hailey Bieber but Hailey hasn’t had kids.. and Gigi hasn’t had a miscarriage

    Could Cucumber be Chrissy Teigen and Avocado be Meghan Markle?

  39. iEntity says

    December 28, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Cuke = Hilary/Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado = Meagain Markle

  40. Takenbk says

    December 28, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    David Foster’s wife and MM

  41. KiKiKate says

    December 28, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    Both of them are manipulative, thirsty, materialistic and more. I think they believe their own BS though so they’re also deluded.

  42. amagod121 says

    December 28, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Cuke: Hillary Baldwin
    ‘Cado: Meghan Markle

    Optnl: Both women are desperately thirsty for fame and attention. Hillary especially, as she chose to marry angry Alec Baldwin. Is their behavior normal? SURE, if you adore attention and are thirsty for fame, which … “puts you there where things are hollow.”

  43. Midwestgurl says

    December 28, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin

    MeAgain Markle

    No, not normal.

  44. TeaDrinker says

    December 28, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    Optional: They’re both pathological liars and social climbers. Their behavior may be normal among social climbers but it’s not normal for “normal” people. It’s actually very sad that they hate themselves so much that they have to make up things to impress people.

  45. Babs806 says

    December 28, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Cucumber – Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado – Meghan Markle

    Both are pathetically thirsty

  46. aaaczer says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Cucumber = Halaria Baldwin

    Avacado = Meghan Markle

    Both these women are manipulative gold diggers. They are going to take their husbands to the cleaners when the divorces happen

  47. dinamarieburnett says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Cucumber is Alex Baldwin wife Haleria
    Avocado is Markle

  48. MaryQuiteContrary says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  49. prinny says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Cucumber is Hilaria Baldwin, though her heritage is now under debate but I gather she managed to spend enough time in Spain to convince ol’ Alec that she never heard of him.
    Avocado is none other than Megsy.
    Sure their behavior is normal. We all know gold diggers, right? They have existed since time immemorial.

  50. Haptive says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin. Clues: husband Alecsays her name sounds like “hilarious,” and she pretended she couldn’t remember the English word for cucumber.

    Avocado: Meghan Markle. Clues: she’s a fan of avocado toast.

    Is this normal? Not in the real world, but these two live in a fantasy world where they are the stars of the show and no one can see through their lies. If you have to announce your authenticity and constantly remind people you are authentic, you’re a fake.

  51. MrsCleaver says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    Cucumber is Chrissy Tiegan of the fake chipmunk cheeks.
    Avocado is the awful Meghan Markle. Who had a huge meltdown reportedly once, over no avocados where the was staying lol.

    They are both fame hoes. And no, they are not normal. They are both out for what they can get, money & fam.

  52. MinnieMe says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Cucumber : Hillary Hayward-Thomas, also know as Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Markle, of course.
    They both want the headlines to show they are such outstanding women of the world. They are both totally nuts.

  53. aaamolly says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  54. heartcouture says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Cucumber: Meghan Markle
    Avocado: Chrissy Teigen

  55. JBDinCA says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Cucumber: Hilario (aka Hillary Hayward-Thomas) Baldwin

    Avocado: Chrissy Teigen

  56. miss_tj says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Cucumber: Hilary Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    I was noticing parallels in their narrative, it would be interesting to see if there was ever any contact/connection between them

  57. liv972 says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Cucumber: HillarY Baldwin
    Avocado: Rachel Markle
    My personal touch: funny that they both have chosen to change their first name 🙂

    [Optional] What is going on with these two women? Is their behavior normal?
    They are gold diggers 2.0. We have discussed the fact they are narc. Watching their pathological lies, the way they behave end up believing what they are saying, isolating their husbands: I do wonder if they are not sociopaths.

  58. Lby54229 says

    December 28, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Cucumber – Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado – Meghan Markle

  59. nycmadam says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Chrissy Teigan

    Meghan Markle

    What’s going on? They’re classic gold diggers, just modernized for the current age. They hooked their men and immediately had an a baby which would insure a healthy income for at least a couple of decades. The only thing different is in the old days, gold diggers shut up and enjoyed their privilege and money in private. These two are addicted to fame.

  60. llabine1 says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Cucumber :Alec Baldwin’s wife Hillaria
    Avocado :John Legend’s wife Chrissy Teigen

  61. JacksHood says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Hilaria and Meghan

    Hilaria can’t breath without social media and strikes me as a bit off. Meghan is definitely a grifter. She is as fake as they come. Harry is a putz. I feel sorry for their little boy.

  62. Marybel says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Hilaria and Meghan

  63. aleshamom4 says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Wow 😳 Harsh
    🥒 Hilaria/Hilary Baldwin
    🥑 Sparkles ✨ Meghan Markle
    Cuckoo 😜. Crazy 😝

  64. VickyLou says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Cucumber: Jessica Mulroney
    Avocado:Megan Markle

    [Optional] Behaviour: Normal for narcisissism, all be it at extreme high level. Markle tries to beat Mulroney, whether latter is a narcissist too idk.

  65. RonaBarrett says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Katherine McPhee is the cuke & Meghan Markle the avocado. Didn’t they go to the same high school too? Really weird.

    They’re both unlikable.

  66. stella_8 says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Hilaria/Meghan/Hell no!

  67. Siboney says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Cucumber – Hilaria Baldwin and Alec Baldwin
    Avocado – Meghan and Harry
    I don’t know that much about Hilaria except her family lived in Spain and she and her husband have quite a few kids. Sleep apnea is dangerous so should use a c-pap. She doesn’t need to broadcast to everyone – I think he would rather she didn’t.
    I don’t see Meghan as authentic anymore. More manipulation. They can make as many deals as they want. But if they want privacy they should consider their options to do it…

  68. BAgurl says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Cucumber is Hilaria Hillary Balwin
    Avocado is Meghan Markle

    Long time reader first time commenting!

  69. toronto says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Markle

    I don’t know enough about Hilaria, but all this mess is definitely not normal.

    Anyone who has had, or been to, a wedding will know that there’s a strong likelihood that Markle has a personality disorder. Huge red flag to announce a pregnancy to family on another bride’s big day. There has to be something wrong with you, and that’s the least offensive of her shenanigans.

  70. Preacher_Cu5ter says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Cucumber: Meghan Markle

    Avocado: Chrissy Teigean

  71. PlayaReina says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Cucumber McPhee and Avocado
    Markle
    Their behavior is normal if you’re a couple of authentic manipulative narcissistic grifters

  72. beachchick218 says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Hilary (FKA Hilaria) and Harry’s gold-digging wife.

    I know squat about about Hilary, but the gold-digger is a narcissistic wench. Not normal at all.

  73. Blackorchid85 says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Hilaria “Hillary” Baldwin
    Meghan Markle

    How can get away with lying about their backgrounds like that? Reminds me of Rachel Dolezal – complete detachment from reality

  74. rc_mags says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin
    MM
    Not normal behaviour for the rest of the world, but perhaps parts of California. As an influencer, how can anyone take Hilaria seriously if she misrepresents the most basic thing about herself? Why do people overlook the hypocrisy and follow anything these women say? Neither have a strong moral compass and both are very thirsty for fame and fortune. I wonder if it is worth it?

    • BlackEyedSusan says

      December 31, 2020 at 12:38 pm

      The Baldwins live in New York and not California

  75. aaaTR26 says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Cucumber: Hillary “Hilaria” Hayward-Thomas Baldwin (What ees thees word?)

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    Both have a pathological need to lie for attention and to identify as exotic, woke “influencers.” Hilaria actually seems delusional.
    Meghan listed herself as Caucasian until it was to her advantage to access her exotic side. She seems a textbook case of NPD.

    • parkland45 says

      December 29, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      I only guessed MM, but what we’re learning about Mrs. Baldwin is pathetic.

  76. EmilyLou says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Cucumber is Hilaria aka Hillary married to Alec Baldwin

    Avocado is * aka Rachel married to Prince Harry.

  77. Schneiper says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    Meghan (vom) and Hilaria. Meghan is so awful, when will she stop PRing herself?

  78. LadyRizzo says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Cucumber: Hilary Baldwin (FKA Hilaria)
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    They are both grifters and their idiotic husband’s deserve them for falling for the honey traps

    • montrealaise says

      December 29, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      If Alec actually believed ”Hilaria” when she told him she didn’t know who he was because there are no television sets in Spain, he’s even dumber than Harry (and I thought nobody could be dumber than Harry).

  79. foodie87 says

    December 28, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  80. PieLies says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Ha! Missed the clue “hilarious and remarkable!” This is so perfect.

  81. caela94 says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Don’t believe they didn’t know who they were prior. Especially Avocado.

  82. PieLies says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    Cucumber is Hillary Baldwin

    Avocado: Markle?

  83. caela94 says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Cucumber. Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado. Meghan Markle

    Behavior. ???

  84. mountaingirl82 says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Cucumber- Hilaria Baldwin. Couldn’t remember the word for cucumber
    Avocado- Meghan Markle. Raved about avo toast when she was in England.

  85. Carnac The Magnificent says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    Cucumber is Hillary Hayward-Thomas, otherwise known as Hilaria Baldwin.
    Avocado is Rachel Markle, otherwise known as Meghan Markle

    They did what they needed to do to land their dream men. It’s definitely above and beyond what the average gold-digger would do, but it’s not abnormal. They’re just really committed to the role.

  86. aaatwnty says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    Hilary “Hilaria” Baldwin and Meghan aka Rachel Markle

  87. Mel1022 says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    I thought it was Meghan Markle and Melania Trump except that Donald Trump gained weight ala McDonalds!

  88. macmac says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Cuke: fake hilleria codo: even faker rachael

  89. Sangfroid says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Avodado is definitely * Meghan with her plagiarised miscarriage announcement. Dunno on la ‘cumber.

  90. Bahaba says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    Hilaria and Meghan: Sisters from a different Mister.

    • aleshamom4 says

      December 29, 2020 at 6:57 pm

      😂😆

  91. dinamarieburnett says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    Cucumber ?
    Avocado = Markle

  92. 4girls4 says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Hillary and Markle…married to fools

  93. Lis1234 says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Megan Markle

    [Optional] What is going on with these two women? Is their behavior normal?
    Narcissistic, attention seekers. Need professional help – so NOT normal.

  94. ItsBouquet says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Oops, meant avocado on toast in my post about Markle

  95. ItsBouquet says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Cucumber: Hillary “Hilaria” Baldwin. Apparently she forgot how to pronounce “cucumber” in English despite English being her first language.

    Avocado: Meghan Markle. She has a famous post of her friend coming to lunch and eating a cucumber sandwich. It was a cleverly disguised promotion for a teapot or something like that.

    The behaviour is normal but self-centered and they should be called out on it. You get all types of personalities unfortunately. Not people I would hang out with.

  96. Jodone says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    The cucumber might be Chrissy Tiegen and John Legend while the Avacado is definitely Meghan Markle and Hapless Harry. Megan is a well known avacado nut and the silly Christmas card with the picture of her and Husband and baby photoshopped is just that a ploy. It is time for the media to put them in the same garbage heap as all of the Khardashians, Uncle Randy Andy etc. and just ignore them. Maybe a short mention in the press when the Meg/Har divorce happens and thats it.

  97. elliedee says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    Cucumber: Hilary/Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Rachel/Meghan Markle

    [Optional] What is going on with these two women? Is their behavior normal?

    For a certain type of narcissist this is “normal” – my sister became whatever was necessary to rope in her last 2 husbands and then set about changing them to fit her needs.

  98. doppiavu says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  99. jerseymom says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    Cucumber: Senora Hillaria Haywardo-Thomaso de Baldwin
    Avocado: Duchess Meghan Mememe Markle

    What is going on with these women: they’re living in a fantasy world
    Is their behavior normal: yes, to them. To the rest of the world – eye roll

  100. claire2050 says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Hillary Baldwin and Me-Meghan Markle.

    Both are thirsty, grasping, social climbing desperados.

  101. surfsunsand05 says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin, claiming to be Spanish but in reality is from Boston and her real name is Hilary.

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    [Optional] What is going on with these two women? Is their behavior normal? NO it’s not normal!

  102. GeeGee says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin is the HILARIous cucumber, and Meghan is the reMARKable avocado.

  103. Conservaterian says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Of course it is the gift that keeps on giving, Hillary Hayward Thomas/Hilaria Baldwin and the other grifter, Rachel Meghan Markle/Deluded Duchess of Sussex. Both will soon be divorced from their meal ticket/pension plan/insurance significant others.

  104. marringdon says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria

    Avocado: Meghan

    Both are maneaters

  105. 4sixx2 says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    By the way, can I add that your BEST CLUES EVER are “Hilarious and Remarkable”! 😂😂😂 (Hilaria and Markle) Love you! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  106. Kidd says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Hillary Baldwin and Megan Markle.

    Hillary’s had five kids, more than one-late miscarriage, and shares her yoga lifestyle openly. The changing origin story, meh, who cares. People want to make themselves more interesting with some harmless embellishments, no? Alec knows her family and the truth.

    Markle is a condescending, patronizing opportunist.

  107. Fanastasia says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Hillary “Hilaria” Baldwin and Meghan Markle

  108. TeacherKat says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    Abocado is obviously Megan Markel.
    Cucumber….is it Hillary Baldwin?

    Optional: normal? Not in my world. Maybe it’s different in celebrity world. I’m just glad I’m not a part of it!

  109. Lizbait says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Meghan Markle
    Hillary Baldwin

  110. 1sunnyone says

    December 28, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Cucumber = Alec Baldwin’s wife

    Avocado = John Legend’s wife

  111. Suzaloo says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Cucumber? Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado? Meghan Markle
    Is it normal? Is anything “normal”?

  112. Tinytoon76 says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  113. cactusrose says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Cucumber- Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado- Meghan Markle

  114. lillywilko says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Hilary Hayward Thomas and Rachel Markle. Both have psychological issues.

  115. blackcat says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    Hilaria aka Hilary and MEghan

  116. livewyre says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan ‘Megain’ Markle

    Attention seekers. Nothing authentic about them.

  117. LilOne says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria/Hillary Baldwin
    Avocado: Megan Markle

    Optional: Social Climbers. Their behavior is abnormal hence why they are in Hollywoodland

  118. Sagittarius1203 says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    *Fame hungry

  119. Sagittarius1203 says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Cucumber: Hilario Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    They’re both fake hungry narcissists

  120. lanimmg says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Hillaria Baldwin
    Megan Markle

  121. michellev27 says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan markle

  122. CanaryCry says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    They’re overly ambitious & manipulative. Nothing new under the sun …

  123. harperleigh says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin
    Meghan markle

  124. Drew12345 says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    Cucumber: Hillary Hayward-Thomas aka Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Rachel Markle aka Meghan Markle

    This is not normal- it’s called fame seeking behavior. To lie and pretend you have no idea who your (famous) boyfriend now husband is..to find out the reasoning behind it is not true. Hillary is a white girl from Boston. Definitely owned a TV. Rachel posed in front of buckingham Palace and her whole “is he nice” comment didn’t land for me.

  125. Aquarius27 says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    Hilaria ‘Hilary from Boston’ Baldwin
    Megan Markle

  126. royalwatcher says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    Avocado is too obvious. Meghan, of course.
    I thought cucumber might be Melania, but the blind points to Hilaria/Hillary Baldwin. That fits. Though, turns out, she wasnt actually born in a foreign country after all!

  127. MzDBDB says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    Cucumber: Hilary Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  128. BadBadJan says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    I think it is narcissism and manipulation for the power trip. I have to give them credit for being very successful, but that’s not a skill set of success that impresses me much.

  129. Vampira says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Actually…I think Avocado is Markle

  130. Vampira says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Cucumber- Hilaria/Hillary Baldwin
    Avocado – Chrissy Teigan? Could be Elsa Pataky too, except for the miscarriage, which I don’t think she had.

  131. rayodeplata says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin
    Meghan Markle

    I don’t know much about Hilaria, but Meghan definitely has narcissistic behaviors

  132. Ramblingrose says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Cuc is Hilaria B. Avo is Meghan M. Both just ambitious girls making their way in the world with a bit of help from hubby and his bank account.

  133. blondiemelinda says

    December 28, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Hilaria and Meghan

  134. redstilettos says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin and Alex
    Meghan Markle and prince Harry

    I think both women are narcissists.

  135. JoshuaTree says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin and Meghan Markle. Both extreme narcissists with grandiose self-images.

  136. kajova says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin
    Meghan Markle

  137. High Steppa says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin and Meghan Markle. Yes, they DO have a lot in common! Their behavior is normal for someone who is looking to reinvent herself, no matter what the price.

  138. GretaGuesses says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Cucumber is Hillary Hillarious Baldwin. Avocado is Rachel MeAgain Markle.

    I think they’re both mental cases, phonies, narcissists and grifters & climbers. I think MM is actually the more “mental” of the two. She has personality traits that remind me of Jodi Arias.

  139. KlaireBear says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    Avocado is for sure Markle. Not sure about cucumber but I’m sure it’s probably obvious, I just don’t know off the top of my head.

  140. munkeemunkee says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avacado: Megan Markle

    They both reek of a top note of attention-seeking, a middle note of social climbing, and a strong base note of malignant narcissism. If they were a perfume they’d smell worse than Duty Free at Heathrow.

  141. ILUVCA4evr says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    Cucumber: Katherine McPhee/David Foster

    Avocado: The High Priestess of ‘ME’-Megan Markle

    What is going on with these two women? Social Climbing at its best (worst?!) Is their behavior normal? Nope. There is something seriously wrong with both. Their m.o. to ‘seal the deal’ with a baby (or two!) is pretty disgusting. That’s a human life, but they don’t care. Anything is fair game as a bargaining chip towards the eventual divorce…and it will end up that way.

  142. Rapunzel says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

    Manipulative nutjobs, both of them.

  143. kellykins says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  144. porsche says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Hilary and Alec Baldwin. Megan Markle and Prince Harry.

  145. charlene2345 says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle.

    Optional: Both women are weird and phony, IMO.

  146. dcbroome says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin

    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  147. bluestocking says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria “I’m Spanish” Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  148. Charity says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Hilarious and *! LoL

  149. strawberryfield says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    Hilary Baldwin and Me-Again

  150. Pinkieswear says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Markle and Chrissy Teigen. They’re both awful, and I’m guessing they both know some “professional tricks”. Their dumb husbands deserve them.

  151. viola45 says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  152. Sleepyandconfused says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin and Markle

    They’re greedy social climbers. People like them are never happy and satisfied

  153. bertwheeler says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Hilaria (Hillary) Baldwin
    Meghan Markle
    Anybody who needs to be a celebrity is already lacking normal behavior. Didn’t Yoko Ono claim she never heard of the Beatles before meeting John Lennon?

  154. VegetableLasagna says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Hilary “Hilaria” Baldwin & Meghan Markle
    Nothing about either of them is normal. Hilary got caught in her own lie and this will happen to Meghan soon too.

  155. blubelle says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin and Meghan Markle

    A combination of greed, ambition, and narcissism appears to drive these two. Both are bottomless pits of need. Funny thing about people who claim to be authentic; they’re usually total frauds.

  156. mycull says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Cucumber is Hilaria (Hillary) Baldwin who is NOT Spanish 😀
    Avocado is the hugely irritating Chrissie Tiegan

  157. 4sixx2 says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin
    Megan Markle
    I love this! I never considered the similarities between the two!

  158. shannonleew says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Katharine McPhee
    Meghan Markle

  159. Gerseychick says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Hillary Fake Baldwin lied about being born in Spain…Fake Spanish accent…Born in Boston to a wealthy family..Went to NYU and snagged Alec with her yoga moves..She is a fame * …Not liked by New York friends…..

    Amy Schumer had a career before she met her husband the chef…Amy has her own money and fame…She called out Fake Baldwin with her fake accent and could not say cucumber on the Today Show…..

  160. Suzy Kew says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Oh BG!I love these nicknames!
    Cucumber is Hilaria ( Hilary) Baldwin
    She was once on the Today show and asked “What do you call this in English? Cucumber?
    Avocado is Meghan Markle who loves avocado toast. What do I think of them? Not much. Not much at all I do however think they’re both very good at using their Man-ipulation skills .

  161. kimmukwest says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    Cucumber: Hillaria Baldwin
    Avocado: Meghan Markle

  162. keenobserver says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    oh I loved this one. cucumber – hilaria baldwin
    avocado megan markle
    nice one, BG!

  163. phillychick says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria (Hilary) Baldwin

    Avocado: Sparkles

    Hilary is from Boston is very white and never had an accent until she realized it was chic. I believe she is bilingual and visited Europe often but the whole Hilaria thing is BS.

    Sparkles is the least genuine person on planet earth which makes her perfect for Harry who has no idea who he is. He is trapped now. I believe he will stay with her because he loves his son and doesn’t want to live on the other side of the world from him.

  164. Kika80 says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    Cucumber- Hilaria Baldwin
    Avocado- Meghan Markle

  165. Theaterfan says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin/Hillary Thomas
    Meghan Markle

  166. jhaeded says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    Hilaria and meghan

    I don’t care about being first but I just want to commend BG on how smartly written this was! Oh, and the clues were just 👌🏻 (Hilarious and remarkable? Really?) 😂

  167. Cosmo says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Avocado is Markle
    I thought cucumber was McPhee but I don’t think she has had a baby yet so I will go with Jessica Mulroney.

  168. kvetro60 says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    Hillary Baldwin and Chrissy Teigan. Yuck

  169. mpizzle says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    Cucumber – Hilaria Baldwin

    Avo – Meghan

    Both fake AF!

  170. leebie78 says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Cuc is definitely Hilaria (aka Hilary) Baldwin. Good ruse she had there!

    Avocado seems like John Legends wife (blanking in her name) but the post mentions family, as if known, and I don’t think they were? So, maybe someone else? Markle , since she’s the focus of many posts here?

  171. ProfessorPep11 says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    Hilaria Baldwin
    Meghan Markle

  172. sabrina325 says

    December 28, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    Cucumber: Hilaria Baldwin; Avocado: Meghan Markle

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