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Cookies And Tap Dancing

January 14, 2016 Blind Gossip

chocolate chip cookies 2[Blind Gossip] This actor is ready to pull out all the stops in his quest for an Oscar win!

He was like, “What do I need to do to win? Do we need to make posters like in grade school? Do I need to give bl*w jobs to every member of the Academy? Have my Mom bake cookies? Take up tap dancing? Just tell me and we’ll get it done, damn it!” Then he pounded the table. It was funny.

Winning the Oscar does require campaigning, and it sounds like our actor is ready to work for every vote!

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[Optional] If you were nominated, what would you be willing to do to win an Oscar?

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  1. DreamyVelvet says

    January 18, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    I have this mental image of Leo giving BJ’s now. Followed by the thought of “I wonder what his go-to-move is ?” ^_~

  2. erindipity says

    January 16, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    I’d say sad, sad little man Leo D but we all know he was born without a funny bone in his body.

  3. trixa25 says

    January 15, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    Sounds like one of Kevin heart jokes

  4. Rofl my Wofl says

    January 15, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    We live in a world where even Nicholas Cage has an Oscar and Leo doesn’t, even though he can transform himself into other people, put on accents and conveys true emotional depth. He gives his performances 150%. Even if he never wins he’ll still go down as one of the best and most popular/revered actors of all time. So the Oscar isn’t the end all be all measure of success.

  5. sofial says

    January 15, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    This was said in jest…
    Matt Damon?

  6. WillowPotter says

    January 15, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    This article and the comments made me LOL! The man is a stone fool, Leo, just give it to him already, it’s his time.

  7. Cecilia says

    January 15, 2016 at 12:00 pm

    I don t believe Lero is that desperate for the Oscar tbh

    He is an extremely respected and popular actor, and itrs obvious he will win this year. He has no competition

    My guess is Bran Cranston because the person in this blind seem to be joking about it

  8. elliedee says

    January 15, 2016 at 10:52 am

    Leonardo DiCaprio

  9. flushingdrycement says

    January 15, 2016 at 10:42 am

    I hope Leo loses!

  10. Okayeah says

    January 15, 2016 at 9:10 am

    I dunno, is this Leo again?

    I would do exactly nothing. Either you like my performance or you don’t, and I’m not going to buy or beg for an Oscar because then that makes it worthless.

  11. MargoKey1 says

    January 15, 2016 at 9:06 am

    My guess is Leonardo DiCaprio, with the clue being ‘it was funny’ for his behavior at the GG.

  12. algarve2016 says

    January 15, 2016 at 8:47 am

    Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio

    Optional: Show up, give interviews, go to parties, eat cookies, drink alcohol. I wouldn’t give away my child, my spouse, or do anything I wouldn’t mind someone else knowing about. That’s about it.

  13. SeijnSei says

    January 15, 2016 at 8:04 am

    Def Leonardo DiCatchAHeaux

  14. Stubbs says

    January 15, 2016 at 7:51 am

    Sounds like Tom Hardy

  15. Grande Queso says

    January 15, 2016 at 7:38 am

    Leo

  16. vickyf89 says

    January 15, 2016 at 7:38 am

    Leo, is that u?

  17. Bigbangbaby says

    January 15, 2016 at 7:33 am

    Leo!

  18. atb42416 says

    January 15, 2016 at 7:31 am

    Leo. He reeks of desperation to finally get the award. Just give it to him already.

  19. Lothar says

    January 15, 2016 at 6:34 am

    Leo. too easy
    “What would you do for a Klondike bar?”

  20. Hissyfit says

    January 15, 2016 at 5:56 am

    Leo

    I would be willing to promote but nothing over the top. I actually hope he wins.

  21. Goodgrief says

    January 15, 2016 at 5:44 am

    Has to be Leo.

    I am not that ambitious, so I can’t imagine me even caring that much if I win an Oscar or not.

  22. quickchick says

    January 15, 2016 at 5:21 am

    Leo

  23. waywardabbey says

    January 15, 2016 at 5:11 am

    Leo DiCaprio

  24. Theaterfan says

    January 15, 2016 at 4:11 am

    Sylvester Stallone. I can see him having the sense of humor and self-irony to say this.

  25. meganhurwitt01 says

    January 15, 2016 at 2:14 am

    Leo
    Very little

  26. LittleMin says

    January 15, 2016 at 12:06 am

    Plus I think he actually deserves one, he make consistently good movies and is a great actor. Maybe he’s done something to p*ss off the Academy??

  27. LittleMin says

    January 15, 2016 at 12:04 am

    Leo, but I can’t see him giving blow jobs to everyone for an Oscar. Funny rant though!

  28. CamilliaC says

    January 14, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    Bryan Cranston!

    He’s funny and that sounds like something he’d say 🙂

  29. speeddmon says

    January 14, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    Leo Dicaprio and hasn’t he already given out bjs? Why hasn’t he won before then lol.
    If I was nominated I wouldn’t do anything but let my work speak for itself.

  30. starryknight says

    January 14, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    Leo of course

  31. sabrina325 says

    January 14, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Matt Damon?

  32. JustaGuess123 says

    January 14, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    Bryan Cranston – he never takes himself too seriously. Heck yes I would do what it takes to win it pretty much double your salary

  33. lunchcoma says

    January 14, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    So, a Brit wouldn’t say “grade school,” and I think only someone whose mother is alive would make the cookies joke. That narrows the field to DiCaprio, Damon, Ruffalo, and Stallone. I can’t see Stallone being that hungry, and I bet Damin isn’t either. Leo definitely is, but I think this is probably Mark Ruffalo. That sounds like his sense of humor.

    As for me? I’d definitely bring cookies. The rest? Shudder. No.

    • DrunkyMcPuncherson says

      January 15, 2016 at 9:04 pm

      Good points. I can totally picture Ruffalo saying this in jest.

  34. bostonbratt says

    January 14, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Garaffalo.

  35. SallyD says

    January 14, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    Michael Fassbender

  36. Carolina Girl says

    January 14, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    Leo

  37. Ylstacy says

    January 14, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    *whispers* Leo (like Dr. Evil in Austin powers goldmember)

  38. Julia Boolia says

    January 14, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    Leo DiCaprio

  39. VeronicaMarsBars says

    January 14, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    Leo DiCaprio. I’m sure he’s realized that campaigning gets the job done and he’s sick of being overlooked.

  40. Seahawks12 says

    January 14, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    Leo

  41. andyo115 says

    January 14, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    I feel like this is Fassbender or Bryan Cranston. They’re both funny guys. I don’t really see Leo doing anything that will get a laugh from anyone. first year that i like every nominee and don’t care who wins (although i’m rooting for Fassbender. Always for Fassbender. *hubba hubba*)

  42. Stackhouse says

    January 14, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    Leonardo DiCaprio. But he never struck me as funny, so I don’t know.

  43. Ohmysmh says

    January 14, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    Lei decaprio

  44. boyjack4 says

    January 14, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    Oh Leo! Sad! It’s putting me off anything you make! Plus you look so douche these days! Go back to good films like Blood Diamond, this one is a bust

  45. Andreinac13 says

    January 14, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    Leonardo DiCaprio

    Not much.

  46. CyndiTx123 says

    January 14, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    Leo ??? hope not!

  47. macmac says

    January 14, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    Last chance leo

  48. kcphilly says

    January 14, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    Leo

    I like to imagine Leo getting mad a year or two ago and asking who does he have to *bleep* to get an Oscar, and having his agent response “a bear”.

  49. stolidog says

    January 14, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    Our actor ( Leo) should really find the best writers, director, etc. to write a truly spectacular ( English version) of the spectacular story of Vladimir Lenin. He could totally pull it off, and the world needs a post- Cold War version of the dawn of a superpower.
    No cookies from mom needed.

    • mommagoosed says

      January 15, 2016 at 10:12 am

      As always, Stoli, love your posts/answers/guesses! 🙂

  50. dontpanik says

    January 14, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    As always, Leo and his quest for the elusive Oscar. It’s starting to look like Kit in Bowfinger. It’s kind of pathetic and needy.

  51. jaded1 says

    January 14, 2016 at 6:28 pm

    Leonardo DiCaprio

    I’d be willing to promote myself, but I wouldn’t beg.

  52. with a twist says

    January 14, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    I could totally see Matt Damon saying this! 🙂 If he wants to beat Leo, he’ll probably have to do all of it!

  53. keenobserver says

    January 14, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    Leo?

  54. Sour Lemon says

    January 14, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    Leonardo DiCaprio

    The word on the street is that he doesn’t schmooze with those very powerful folks in Hollywood so he doesn’t get recognized.

  55. Estrogen says

    January 14, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    Leonardo DiCaprio

  56. haley1020 says

    January 14, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    leonardo dicaprio lol

  57. moonriver says

    January 14, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    DiCaprio

  58. andrea02 says

    January 14, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    Leo

  59. spookie says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    Leo again. Poor guy really wants this.

  60. augustmom says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    Leo.

  61. alisons says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    Calm down Leo, you’ve got this!

  62. Moonpie says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    Oh poor Leo.

  63. lovetwist says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    Leo.

  64. HollySleuth says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    Actor: Leo D.

    [Optional]: What would I do to win? I wouldn’t sell my soul or pull any fake nonsense for the sake of an acting trophy, that’s for sure!

    But, for the record, those cookies look SUPER tasty!

  65. AliekaZola says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    Tom Hardy

  66. Dancing with Mr D says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    Is it Leo again? He’s tight with his mom, and from what I hear, he probably wouldn’t mind the blowjob part. 🙂

  67. carnivoro says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    Ryan Gosling ?

  68. brainy says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    I believe that Leo is willing to give blow jobs for a win.

  69. bhakti says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    Matt Damon? Whoever said it was obviously kidding. On a side note, how awesome that Leo’s mom is a Sikh! She looked beautiful in her turban at the Golden Globes ❤️

  70. Markme says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    LEO

  71. iamnumber21 says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    my boy Leo

    he deserve to win on every Oscar he got nominated for,

  72. spookyskeleton says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    I love Bryan Cranston!

  73. shelaur22 says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    It sounds like a first-time nominee. Cranston. He has a good sense of humor.

  74. Pinky310 says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    Oh Leo

  75. Mia444 says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    I suppose this is Leo again. It’s too bad everyone is so desperate to win an Oscar, when smart people know it’s just a bullsh*t contest based on politics, popularity and yes, BJs rather than acting talent.

  76. PrincessTiff says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    I’m going with Bryan Cranston. Leo seems like the obvious pic, but it would hardly be a blind that he is desperate for an Oscar. Plus, it seems like this person is half-kidding, which, if it were Leo, he’d be dead serious. About it all.

    • lahteb says

      January 15, 2016 at 10:02 am

      Agree 100%

  77. Vidalia Q Intrigue says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    This sounds like Bryan Cranston to me (nominated for Trumbo).

  78. tuckerlee123 says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    Oh, Leo. This is getting pathetic now.

  79. lolachristina says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    Leonardo Dicaprio

  80. Bailey says

    January 14, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    Leonardo DiCaprio

  81. lahteb says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    Bryan Cranston — This seems in line with his sense of humor.

    • djcherribomb says

      January 15, 2016 at 10:15 am

      agreed!

    • lunchcoma says

      January 15, 2016 at 11:03 am

      That was my initial thought, because it does sound like him. But I looked him up, and his mother died a decade ago and wasn’t in his life all that consistently as a child. I mean, the statement is obviously a joke, but it doesn’t seem like offering mom-made cookies would come to mind if your mom wasn’t alive.

    • butwhatever says

      January 15, 2016 at 11:56 am

      Agreed–This ‘rant’ also sounds like Lyndon Johnson, whom he just played on Broadway (maybe “campaign” and “vote” are clues)

    • meemo506 says

      January 16, 2016 at 12:11 pm

      +1

      This seems way more like him than Leo or anyone else.

  82. GeeGee says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Leo

  83. janabananahammock says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    Leo

  84. jenn71 says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    Leo….. Blowjobs? REALLY????!!!!

    • KatarinaJ says

      January 15, 2016 at 1:49 pm

      Kinda think he lost his window for BJs lol anyway but cookies and tap dancing go along with all this supposed rep revamping he is attempting to get his Oscar.

  85. TommyF says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Leonardo DiCaprio (who would be happy to give blowjobs to every Academy voter.)

  86. perthcyclone says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Leonardo

  87. nutella2683 says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    Leo D. Poor sod.

  88. JussstSaying says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    My gut reaction to the article title was it’s a reference to Channing’s role in Hail Caesar but he’s not up for anything. I would gladly take that blow job from him though.

  89. iknewit says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    Oh Leo, time to get on ya knees.

    • Mia444 says

      January 15, 2016 at 10:24 am

      …again.

  90. fishfish123 says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    Leo DiCaprio. Just pathetic

    • popcornpopper says

      January 17, 2016 at 8:01 pm

      What do you mean pathetic?! He’s deserved a win since The Aviator. The Academy is just jerking him around year after year. I’m glad he’s doing whatever it takes to get it over with and finally get what he deserves. You may say whatever you like about his character, but on screen he’s nothing but brilliant.

  91. danneka says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    lick my cheek!

  92. CevansLeftpec2 says

    January 14, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    Gotta be Mr. DiCaprio

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