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[Blind Gossip] Remember that scene in Jerry Maguire where Tom Cruise’s character is on the phone after having just been fired?

He tries calling of all his biggest clients to convince them to keep him as their agent.

In between calls, he repeatedly yells,”Wendy! Bring me my numbers!”

A similar demand occurs on a daily basis with this actress.

She is closely watching the social media numbers. She is tracking them every day.

The social media numbers she is watching don’t just belong to her. They belong to her and her husband.

The numbers seem to be her way of measuring one aspect of her not-so-friendly rivalry with relatives of the family into which she married in the past year or two.

She is very goal oriented. She is very focused on beating [Her In-Laws’] numbers.

Why is that important?

She doesn’t think the family respects her value. Once she passes their numbers and has more followers than them, it will validate her belief that she and her husband are the more valuable couple.

The logic here seems to be that more followers… equals more popularity… equals more influence… equals the bigger/better brand.

So, are they close to beating the other couple?

They are within 10%. She thinks they will pass [Her In-Laws] by February. She will pretend that she didn’t notice but her team is going to make sure that the event is reported all over the media.

Well, that’s thoughtful of them.

Having more followers than her In-Laws may bring her – and her husband – some satisfaction, but we don’t really see how it will improve family relations or inspire a reconciliation.

Then again, given how she has been isolating her husband from the rest of his family, that may not be one of her goals!

Perhaps she is just thinking… “Show me the money!”

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Couple:

In Laws:

[Optional] Which couple in that family is more valuable?

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  1. pablos_princess says

    The despicable Megan Markle. I don’t really feel strongly about celebrities one way or the other, but something about this chick makes me absolutely despise her. Like, hate her. Thirsty, selfish witch.

  2. TruePatriot says

    Thank goodness social media wasn’t around for Wallis Simpson.
    Apparently, she hated the royal family after her own husband abdicated…but Me-Again needs to remember – *her husband will NEVER be King* so she might as well stop all this skullduggery.

  3. montrealaise says

    Meghan and Harry again – sigh. This just reinforces my belief that she has no concept of the role of the British Royal Family. It’s not a popularity contest! There’s a reason it’s referred to as The Firm, because in many ways, it’s like a family business. Would a junior vice-president of a company be considered more important than the CEO just because the VP has more social media “likes” than the CEO? Charles needs to read these two the riot act.

  4. PatioPrincess says

    Harry and Megan are the spares, while William and Kate are the heirs. I think Markle is just hanging around long enough to make sure people know she married into the family and had a baby with Harry. Once that wears off, she’ll separate from him and go back to Hollywood and try and milk her Princess title for all it’s worth. She’ll probably try to stay married to him as long as she can to keep her tiny title. If he’s smart, he’ll divorce her at some point so she can’t profit using…

  5. ghostrider44 says

    Well done BG. You guys nailed this info days before it hit the media. There is an article today on the numbers… Sussex vs. Cambridge. Love this site. Happy New Year.

  6. charlene2345 says

    Markle and Harry. He seems very weak and mentally ill, and I think there is something very, very wrong with her. Severe NPD, or something. She also needs to find a hobby and something more productive to do with her time aside from worry about “beating” her in-laws.

    This morning, it was news that they had reached 10 million followers on Instagram, but Kate and William still have more. The number of followers means nothing anyway since you can buy followers on websites.

  7. Siboney says

    Kindness and caring , family and children are the real prizes in life , not “numbers”. They will be seen as valuable for those things if they choose those things. Harry was the fun one and probably still is and a good dad. Stay close to his brother and Meghan could try and learn from Kate. They don’t have to “win”. There is plenty to do for everyone, so they might as well get along.

  8. whateverwillbe14 says

    The *
    William & Catherine

    [Optional] The Heir aka the Future King. William will always be more important and valuable. Meghan married the spare and she needs to realize that and get over it.

  9. WhatNowDems says

    Meghan and Harry
    William and Catherine
    Optional: William and Harry are more important where it counts: With the ADULTS in the world!
    Meghan is a social climber/gold digger, no matter what philanthropic issues she supports. Her main charity is Me, Myself, and Mine.
    One day, Harry is going to open his eyes, and it’s going to be a sad day for him. Thank goodness his family will be there for him, no matter what he does in the meantime.

  10. beachchick218 says

    Kate and William are BY FAR more valuable. He will be the King of England one day.

    All the hustling in the world is NOT going to make Harry’s wife more valuable. What Meghan fails to comprehend is that for all her scheming and manipulating, she’ like a rat in a cage on the spinning wheel. She is trying this and that- yet no one really cares about her.

    I highly doubt the Royal Family is concerned with social media numbers. They are much too important to care.

    Not MM though…

  11. Steffy44 says

    Markle and the RF. THEY are of no value. The future is William/Kate and George. She needs to stop while she’s ahead but narcissists rarely do.

  12. Mamamarjo says

    Horrible Markle and her purse, Harry. I’m going to look if I follow them anywhere and stop immediately. I loathe them.

  13. Leelee64 says

    As much as I do not understand the euphoria around the rift among the Royal Family, my best guess is:
    Couple: Harry and Meghan
    In laws: William and Kate

  14. Christina X says

    Just when I think I couldn’t like Meghan Markle any less….she stoops to new lows.

    Honestly, I think HRH Prince William and HRH Duchess Kate have MUCH better things to do with their time than to count the number of followers they have.

    I feel sorry for Archie. What kind of example is her behavior going to set for him as he grows up?

    Here we go with the Clinton Foundation V 2.0.

  15. TeacherKat says

    Megan Markel. Shes straight up crazy. Obviously Will and Kate are more valuable given their eventual roles as King and Queen Consort.

  17. Someone6251 says

    The Meg.

    I know Harry has always been a spare, just like Harry knew. However, I hate to think he has the same thought process and beliefs as this trash he married. Does he want to be stripped? Does he actually want to be an outcast? What does he actually have to offer besides royalty and money? Does he has some type of mental disorder that she’s exploiting? Nothing makes sense. He could of washed his hands before her if he really wanted to. Something doesn’t add up.

  18. winteriscoming says

    This is Markle and the spineless wonder! Seriously, is she that damaged?

    I just went on Instagram and made sure I was NOT following either of the * and made sure I was following Kate and Will! Now that…. is petty!!

  21. marykatez says

    The vile MM. I don’t believe Harry is in on this…after all the media keeps reporting they live at Frogmore and clearly no one does, so where are they?

    This woman is more evil than I ever could’ve imagined. I thought marrying her was a mistake, but HOLY COW I never guessed it would’ve gotten this bad, so quickly. It’s mind-blowing the amount of things she’s got going on behind the scenes and it’s blatantly obvious she has zero respect for the “family she never had” or the Brits!

  24. Tahlullah says

    Meghan Markle and Harry. She will never be ‘more valuable’ than Kate and William, as William will be the King, and Harry never will be. Nor will their child, or children be anything special beyond X in line to the throne, when there is already a clear line in place for 3 more generations after the Queen dies. Leave her to try to build her own importance as no-one really cases what she does. She married the wrong Royal!

  26. katekatekate says

    Megan Markle blinds are my favorite. What a terrible person.

    Kate and Will are the in laws. They’re a little boring, but classy and have cute kids. They win.

  27. aaaMaryg says

    * ofc.
    If I were the RF, I’d just buy bots and fake followers for the Cambridge, just to spite her.

  28. surfsunsand05 says

    Couple: Meghan Markle & Prince Harry.

    In Laws: Prince William & Catherine

    [Optional] Which couple in that family is more valuable? Is she serious? The FUTURE KING AND QUEEN will always be more valuable than the 6th in line to the throne.

  30. zappy2050 says

    Meghan is waaaaaaay out of her league. These random things she and Harry are doing look at amateur hour at the local high school.

    She needs to watch and learn – go check out what William launched this morning. His wife have been working with midwives. Classy, regal and influential. When you do that, the numbers will come.

  31. Carigirl says

    Markle and Harry
    William and Kate

    Optional: Will and Kate! Eventually Markle will dump Harry. Not sure when

  32. annemc says

    Meghan, of course. Seems as though she is trying to emulate her husband’s late mother, Princess Diana. But she truly was more popular than her in-laws.

    The Duke and Duchess of Sussex will always come behind the Cambridges–in rank, style, and popular opinion. They need to quit playing games and do their job to earn their Royal paycheck or shut up and go away and make their money as shills for the “famous” friends and designers who suddenly adore her.

  33. hannahhkate says

    Meghan and Harry
    Catherine and William

    Even though I’d like to watch the train wreck, this is one of the reasons I refuse to follow them on IG. I don’t want to give her the satisfaction of more followers.

    The Cambridges are obviously more important in every way that matters (cough future King and Queen Regent) and they’re simply better people.

  34. Stonecoldjane says

    Presumably Meghan Markle and Prince Harry vs William and Kate?
    I’m British so I’m pretty disinterested in all of them.

  35. pitbull says

    H & M of Suffering Suffolk

    In-Laws: Charles and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth

    The true royal heirs are infinitely more valuable than that tart and her whipped husband. This post just motivated me to follow the Cambridges and Charles on Instagram.

  36. Girlfriend says

    This is obviously about Meghan Markle and now I’m convinced that she and Harry are two very sick people who belong together. That poor kid; wait till they get him involved.

  38. monkeyshines5 says

    Sparkles and Harry are couple. The Cambs are in-laws. So stupid, numbers mean nothing when half are bots. Cambs don’t have the smell of desperation that Hollywood/people in general hate, so in the end they are more “valuable”. Train wreck value only lasts so long.

  40. High Steppa says

    Good grief, Megs and the BRF? What is with this woman?? The Cambridges are more valuable because they will ultimately ascend to the throne.

  42. carriebradshaw says

    Meghan Markle&Harry, in laws:the Cambridges

    Optional:definitely Will&Kate, they are doing their job, unlike this wannabe Kardashian who is not able to live normal life in private.

  49. NettieHoney says

    Of course, this is the work of the insufferable Meghan Markle. William is the Heir. He will always be the most important. Kate is the future consort and Queen Mother. The Cambridge’s are more valuable.

  51. Jhonea says

    Megan Markle and Harry. What she doesn’t get is that in the RF, bad publicity is not as valuable as good publicity. Also, a lot of her stories are planted by “friends” to make her look good. Eventually they will divorce but Harry’s reputation will never recover.

  54. Yoyowoman says

    The odious Harry and Meghan Markle.
    Inlaws are William and Kate.
    Bought Bots, likes and followers mean nothing……since they’ve been in the 6 week break their numbers haven’t moved.
    No one (who matters anyway) cares a hoot for them or their silly fridge magnet inspirational quotes, and we’re all bored with their attention seeking antics.
    William and Kate are going to be King and Queen Consort and by then H&M will be irrelevant and so far down the ladder you’ll need a telescope to…

  55. loopylou600 says

    The Sussex’s – again

    The Cambridge’s (and the Royal Family)

    The Cambridge’s (and the Royal Family). Meghan doesn’t get it, nor ever will. As a Brit, and for many other Brits, we are sick of these two. I would be simply thrilled if the Sussex’s social media accounts were shut down for good. They are bad for the royal family and even worse for the country.

  57. Taytay25 says

    Meghan and Harry

    The Royal Family

    William and Kate. They will be king and queen one day. They are more valuable. Meghan forgot she married the spare heir.

  60. Searlait says

    Harry and Markle
    The Windsors
    The Cambridges
    People follow William and Kate because they like them. People follow Harry and Markle to keep up on drama. That’s a difference.

  63. Amanda2413 says

    Good lord. Markle again?? Is she really the world’s worst human being or is she just a basic greedy * on the wrong end of very powerful ppl? I truly want to know if anyone has any opinions regarding that thought.

  65. ZedsDead says

    The Duchess Sussex, of course.

    There’s no competition. If it came down to it, the BRF would put Kate above even Bea and Eugenie, let alone the American upstart. Kate married one future king and gave birth to another. Meghan married the spare (sorry, Harry. You know I ❤ you, but it’s true) and gave birth to a nobody (royally speaking).

  70. Doc Holiday says

    The Grifter Markle
    Doesn’t matter what her‘numbers’/followers ‘end up being, she’s straight up trash and we all know it..and for that Dimbulb to let himself be manipulated out of his family is despicable

    Kate and Wills are the face and future and carry all the value.

  71. ChristineNYC says

    Couple: Meghan and Harry
    In Laws: Will and Kate
    Good lord, Meghan, when you’ve broken Prince Harry and estranged Archie from his family as well, do you think *anyone* will care about your damn numbers? You’ll end up like Sarah Ferguson, a HAS BEEN who is still destroying her family with ridiculous attempts at saving her allegedly pedophile/rapist ex husband upon whom she still relies for financial support.

    That will be Meghan. While Kate wears a crown.

    • Steffy44 says

      She’s going to make Fergie look like a saint. For all of her missteps I think Fergie really loves Andrew and the Queen. MEagain only lives herself.

    • montrealaise says

      True, Archie’s only family are Harry’s relatives, since Meghan is estranged from her own family (except for her mom who won’t live forever). Poor Archie, since Harry is now estranged from his family as well.

  73. AmateurGossipHour says

    Couple: Prince Harry & Rachael (Meghan)

    In Laws: Duke & Duchess of Cambridge

    [Optional] Which couple in that family is more valuable? It will always be William & Kate, regardless of social media numbers… Actually I’m going to follow @kensingtonroyal now… #kensingtonroyalfanforever

  74. Sangfroid says

    Me-gain Merkin and Prince Harry, the spares, the Suffixes.

    In-laws are the Cambridges, who are infinitely more valuable to the monarchy as they actually represent the monarchy and its interests, rather than just their own.

  75. Kels2870 says

    Couple: Prince Harry and that insufferable, narcissistic, social climbing monster that he married
    In-Laws: Prince William and Duchess Kate
    Optional: William and Kate will ALWAYS be the more important duo, regardless of Twitter followers, because they will be King and Queen one day.

  77. sunshine702 says

    Harry and Megan’s Instagram
    The Cambridges

    Kate and Will.
    Sod off Sussex’s. She really has drug the Windsor’s down to Kardashian level.

  82. dadiegirl says

    Sigh. Meghan. The Royal Family.

    Meghan and Harry more popular.

    William and Kate more valuable.

  84. trivialtime says

    The “Amazing” Meghan and Harry
    Future King of England and lovely wife Kate
    Need I point out again future KING OF ENGLAND? Please, Markle, stay gone from America, you’re self-centered and not clever. You should’ve married Rob Kardashian since all you are is thirsty.

  86. Honey16 says

    Meghan & Harry

    RF

    I don’t know who is more valuable but I do know this witch is crazy as he!!.

  87. Midsomerfan says

    Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
    Prince William and Kate Middleton
    She is delusional. Will and Kate will be king and queen one day. There is no way she can even come close to topping that.
    On the subject of unintended consequences, I think Meghan‘s antics have helped people to see Kate‘s value and to appreciate her all the more!

  90. Princesspc says

    This is easy. Couple: Meghan and Prince Harry.
    The in Laws: Will’s and Kate.
    Meghan should focus on her, her husband, and new baby.

  91. SweetNSpicy says

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

    Hopefully, they are real likes and not bots or it’s not real value.

    The in-laws of Prince William and Kate Middleton have the better brand. They need to keep staying the course and not cheapen themselves by getting too corporate or Hollywood which is entirely possible given their positions.

    • Acheronbeach says

      Wasn’t there an article several months back by Camilla Tominey (of The Telegraph) that discussed how a ton of Meghan’s supporter accounts were tied to Russian bots?

  93. theotherwoman says

    Eyes rolling…. Meghan and Harry. Please go away!!!!

    In-laws of course are Wills and Kate. Love them.

  96. MrsWCleaver says

    Meghan Markle & Prince Harry
    Inlaws are Kate & Will.
    Kate & Will & that will never change. Sorry Megs. you got the Spare, not the Heir.

  97. Riley831 says

    Meghan & Harry

    She has no clue. William is 2nd in line and will a king one day. The Queen’s sister couldn’t compete with her. Charles’ siblings didn’t get more attention than him. (Andrew now but that will die down) Same with William & Harry. William (& Kate) will always get more attention because of their position in the family. George will with his siblings too. No competition and social media will not change it.

    If her numbers are going up, its because people like to watch a train…

  99. LaursAngel says

    Every single day is something new with these two- Harry and Meghan. They must be trusting the wrong people who keep leaking out information- which is not at all surprising. They’ve dismissed any advice, logic or social graces.

  100. TeaDrinker says

    Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
    The Royal Family but more specifically, Prince William and Duchess Kate

    Optional: In order of value it’s the Queen and her husband Prince Philip, Prince Charles and Camila, Prince William and Kate – this is the order of succession. Meghan and Harry will never be King or Queen so they are considered minor royals. The fact that they don’t want to work may cause them to become minor NON-working royals which means they won’t get money from the Queen’s fund.

    • aemish says

      Q: So if Charles is the next king, and Camilla is the queen (?), he he dies first, will she be sole queen or will it still go to William and Kate?

    • Steffy44 says

      Aemish camilla is only on the ride. When Charles passes away she’s nothing. Queen Elizabeth’s mother was a good example. Once Elizabeth became Queen her mom was always referred to as the Queen mom…something Camilla isn’t to William. The king after Charles.

    • MinnieMe says

      William is next in line after Charles, so he will be King. Camilla will just be Queen Mother, just a polite title for her. .

    • aaaDacia says

      Aemish, it would go to william. Just like when queen elizabeths father died, it went to her and her mother was the queen mum. Camilla is only queen consort, if that

    • bec215d says

      @aemish, Camilla will not be Queen – she’ll be Queen Consort. The same way Phillip is Prince, not King, and would not inherit the throne as he married into the family and is not the heir. Camilla will remain a Duchess if Charles pre-deceases her – and William will ascend, with Kate Queen Consort.

    • Lindasu says

      Aemish; No Camilla would step down and William and Kate would take over. It’s even a question as to whether if Charles takes the throne what her actual title would be. But she will not reign should Charles die before her.

    • grey.jade says

      @aemish – Camilla will not be queen. Just as Prince Phillip is not king. Once Charles passes as the king, throne goes to William.

    • Coffeemad says

      If Charles dies before Camilla, William will take over. Camilla would then have the same status as the Queen Mother had..

  105. ILUVCA4evr says

    Couple: Bonehead Harry and Duchess of Me, Myself and I, Megan

    In Laws: British Royal Family.

    Which couple in that family is more valuable? Team Cambridge ALL THE WAY.

    Note to Megan, honey…your numbers only mean something to YOU and then can be bought…pretty much like..YOU! Stand down girl. You’re done.

  106. Athena268 says

    Meghan Markle duh. She should be focused on her new baby and husband but nope she’s focused on the shallow things in life because that’s all she cares about. Only cares about fame and money.

    • caela94 says

      Their ( both couples)numbers are not in the.same.bsll park as Cristiano, Arianna , Kim.K or the rock
      3 million for the Sussex’s 4 for the Cambridge’s.

    • Henrietta says

      Couple: Harry and MM
      In-Laws: the Cambridges

      Of course the Cambridges are more important. Wholly agree that MM has serious mental health issues.

  109. Skillaty says

    Couple: Megan and Harry

    In Laws: The Cambridge’s, the real heirs to the throne.

    [Optional] Which couple in that family is more valuable? The Cambridge’s. Harry and Megan have already been slammed by papers and told they are constitutionally irrelevant and actually the true minor royals. Megan is going to be that insane, aging auntie in a personal battle with George, Charlotte, and Louis trying to be more popular than them on social media too. Megan is unhinged.

    • OhYeah says

      I think you’re right; something is very wrong with her. She’s a social climber who managed to marry into the BRF, but that’s somehow still not enough money & fame for her.

    • MademoiselleRose says

      You’re right. The Cambridges will be king and queen eventually. If Meghan/Harry threaten the royals in any way, they will be sidelined, which I think is already happening. Since this Andrew thing it’s become clear Charles and William are heading in the direction of downsizing, all attention on Charles, William and William’s children, probably over time more on Prince George. Harry will become irrelevant very quickly. Meghan will become more desperate and show her true colors, gloss gone.

    • Cerise94 says

      @MademoiselleRose
      Think the Dutch royals might be a great example of that. Solely the heir to the throne’s kids get titles and a bit of funding. King Willem’s daughters carry the title of princess and will get funding, but crown-princess Amalia will be the only one able to give her kids titles and will also be the one who gets the most funding.
      The people who do hold a title (like king Willem’s siblings) often choose to work for their money.

  110. hunkydory says

    Meghan and Harry
    vs
    Kate and William
    Neither are really valuable to society. Royalty is a dated concept.

  113. amagod121 says

    The Sussexes, Harry and Meghan Markle Windsor.

    The Cambridges, William and Kate Windsor.

    The latter. They are the future of the UK Monarchy, unless couple #1 destroys their prospects by their selling out the Royal brand.