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Beard Gets Sloppy In London

[Pop Bitch] Which suspected celebrity beard is getting a little sloppy with their public duties?

Not only did they leave one of London’s best cruising clubs this week with a fair few phone numbers, they’ve booked themselves a table there this weekend too.

BG Note: Not necessarily Madonna. We just like the photo because it’s less Photoshopped than Madonna’s own posts!

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Beard:

Celebrity They Are Bearding For:

[Optional] Why does Madonna modify her photos so much?

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  1. Shmootorious says

    I’m late to this party, but I’m willing to bet it’s the guy linked to Taylor Swift. They MUST have an NDA!

  3. MassiveV says

    1. Joe Alwyn
    2. Taylor Swift (she even has a tongue-in-cheek song called London Boy)
    3. Because Madonna’s scant singing/musical ability has always been secondary to her ability to create controversy, scandal, etc. via her image/actions.

  4. aaaLizAH says

    hmmm .. . not Cruise? 2nd guess allowed?

    Beard: Emily Brown
    Celebrity: Regé-Jean Page

    Madonna option: Madonna once said “I don’t care if you hate me or love me, as long as I make you think.” [about ME]

  5. T W Longtime Lurker says

    No clue who the beard is

    OPTIONAL —> Madonna is doing this because she can. The attention & publicity she gets from the photoshopping is an added bonus. The woman is an entertainer and that is exactly what she is doing.

  7. aaaStorm says

    Not sure who the beard is, as there are so many possibilities.

    Madonna is desperately trying to hang onto what she used to have in the 80s-90s. It is sad.

  9. iamcarson says

    I think Madonna modifies her photos so much because:
    1. The lime light is a tough place for an aging woman.
    2. She’s vain.
    3. She’s a little kooky.

  12. ginafair says

    Whomever is dating Tom Cruise…

    Madonna modifies her photos because she can. Everyone knows she really doesn’t look like that…

  13. aaaLizAH says

    Beard: Tom Cruise latest beard (IDK her name)
    Celebrity: Tom Cruise

    Optional: Madonna once said “I don’t care if you hate me or love me, as long as I make you think.” add this [about ME] onto the end of that sentence for my opinion of why she provokes attention in whatever ways prove to be most efficient.

  14. amagod121 says

    Victoria Beckham. Bearding for David gets sooooo daggum booooring! 😂

    Optnl: A cross between vanity and the desire to keep making money? Or the eternal wish to still be young? I think my last guess is probably closest to the mark.

    • claireuk says

      Haha! David is notorious for his numerous NDAs for all the young women he has shagged, posh is many things but she’s definitely not covering his homosexual leanings!