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Warm Up Those Tonsils

[Blind Gossip] Remember that young actor who was involved in an intense game of tonsil hockey a few months ago?

He was busy gnawing at the face of the actress daughter of a very famous actor.

They were obviously sooo in lurve!

Ha. While everyone hailed them as the hot new couple, we called it for what it really was: a way to market the the movie they had done together.

Have you seen them together lately?

Of course not!

They actually haven’t seen each other in a long time. Because they’re not really a couple.

However, our actor does have a movie release coming up for the holidays. If they are still a “couple,” they have to start warming up their relationship (and those tonsils) for photo ops!

We just recommend that our actor hang out with some women and practice his kissing technique a little beforehand if he’s going to go the PDA route.

Because… last time? Ewww.

He’s an actor. He can do this!

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[Optional] Speaking of tonsils, can you name the little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat? It’s called a __________ .

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  10. yo1774 says

    This is about Timothee Chalamet and Lily Rose Depp.

    Tim is a good actor, he can do better. Not difficult because only Shawn Mendes is worse at selling a fake relationship

  14. WaterColors says

    Actor: Timothee Chalamet
    Actress: Lily Rose Depp
    Her Father: Johnny Depp

    [optional] uvula?

  20. HalfBloodPrincess says

    Actor: Timothee Chalamet
    Actress: Lily Rose Depp
    Her Father: Johnny Depp

    This is too bad i really liked them as a couple, I guess they were only doing it for press? But then why were they photographed all over NYC together kissing and being very couple-y.

  36. charbug says

    Timothee Chalamet and Lily Depp.

    I’ll watch that boy kiss anyone. If he’s not ready to come out, let it be. He so young and talented.

  37. spidermaino says

    Timothee Chalamet and Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily Rose. I love Timothee though. Lily Rose, not so

  39. allurbasebelongstome says

    Actor: Timothee Chalamet
    Actress: Lily Rose Depp
    Her Father: Johnny Depp
    Optional: it’s called the uvula.

  43. My2Brows says

    Timothee Chalamet
    Lily Rose Depp
    Johnny Depp

    The uvula is what hangs in the back of the throat

  44. sparkles55 says

    Timothee Chalamet
    Lily Rose Depp
    Johnny Depp

    Their photos are supposed sightings are always super cringy because you can tell they’re completely faking it. Especially Timothee. They should just end it already.