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chocolate chip cookies 2[Blind Gossip] This actor is ready to pull out all the stops in his quest for an Oscar win!

He was like, “What do I need to do to win? Do we need to make posters like in grade school? Do I need to give bl*w jobs to every member of the Academy? Have my Mom bake cookies? Take up tap dancing? Just tell me and we’ll get it done, damn it!” Then he pounded the table. It was funny.

Winning the Oscar does require campaigning, and it sounds like our actor is ready to work for every vote!

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Actor:

[Optional] If you were nominated, what would you be willing to do to win an Oscar?

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  1. DreamyVelvet says

    I have this mental image of Leo giving BJ’s now. Followed by the thought of “I wonder what his go-to-move is ?” ^_~

  2. erindipity says

    I’d say sad, sad little man Leo D but we all know he was born without a funny bone in his body.

  4. Rofl my Wofl says

    We live in a world where even Nicholas Cage has an Oscar and Leo doesn’t, even though he can transform himself into other people, put on accents and conveys true emotional depth. He gives his performances 150%. Even if he never wins he’ll still go down as one of the best and most popular/revered actors of all time. So the Oscar isn’t the end all be all measure of success.

  6. WillowPotter says

    This article and the comments made me LOL! The man is a stone fool, Leo, just give it to him already, it’s his time.

  7. Cecilia says

    I don t believe Lero is that desperate for the Oscar tbh

    He is an extremely respected and popular actor, and itrs obvious he will win this year. He has no competition

    My guess is Bran Cranston because the person in this blind seem to be joking about it

  10. Okayeah says

    I dunno, is this Leo again?

    I would do exactly nothing. Either you like my performance or you don’t, and I’m not going to buy or beg for an Oscar because then that makes it worthless.

  11. MargoKey1 says

    My guess is Leonardo DiCaprio, with the clue being ‘it was funny’ for his behavior at the GG.

  12. algarve2016 says

    Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio

    Optional: Show up, give interviews, go to parties, eat cookies, drink alcohol. I wouldn’t give away my child, my spouse, or do anything I wouldn’t mind someone else knowing about. That’s about it.

  21. Goodgrief says

    Has to be Leo.

    I am not that ambitious, so I can’t imagine me even caring that much if I win an Oscar or not.

  26. LittleMin says

    Plus I think he actually deserves one, he make consistently good movies and is a great actor. Maybe he’s done something to p*ss off the Academy??

  29. speeddmon says

    Leo Dicaprio and hasn’t he already given out bjs? Why hasn’t he won before then lol.
    If I was nominated I wouldn’t do anything but let my work speak for itself.

  32. JustaGuess123 says

    Bryan Cranston – he never takes himself too seriously. Heck yes I would do what it takes to win it pretty much double your salary

  33. lunchcoma says

    So, a Brit wouldn’t say “grade school,” and I think only someone whose mother is alive would make the cookies joke. That narrows the field to DiCaprio, Damon, Ruffalo, and Stallone. I can’t see Stallone being that hungry, and I bet Damin isn’t either. Leo definitely is, but I think this is probably Mark Ruffalo. That sounds like his sense of humor.

    As for me? I’d definitely bring cookies. The rest? Shudder. No.

  39. VeronicaMarsBars says

    Leo DiCaprio. I’m sure he’s realized that campaigning gets the job done and he’s sick of being overlooked.

  41. andyo115 says

    I feel like this is Fassbender or Bryan Cranston. They’re both funny guys. I don’t really see Leo doing anything that will get a laugh from anyone. first year that i like every nominee and don’t care who wins (although i’m rooting for Fassbender. Always for Fassbender. *hubba hubba*)

  44. boyjack4 says

    Oh Leo! Sad! It’s putting me off anything you make! Plus you look so douche these days! Go back to good films like Blood Diamond, this one is a bust

  48. kcphilly says

    Leo

    I like to imagine Leo getting mad a year or two ago and asking who does he have to *bleep* to get an Oscar, and having his agent response “a bear”.

  49. stolidog says

    Our actor ( Leo) should really find the best writers, director, etc. to write a truly spectacular ( English version) of the spectacular story of Vladimir Lenin. He could totally pull it off, and the world needs a post- Cold War version of the dawn of a superpower.
    No cookies from mom needed.

  50. dontpanik says

    As always, Leo and his quest for the elusive Oscar. It’s starting to look like Kit in Bowfinger. It’s kind of pathetic and needy.

  52. with a twist says

    I could totally see Matt Damon saying this! 🙂 If he wants to beat Leo, he’ll probably have to do all of it!

  54. Sour Lemon says

    Leonardo DiCaprio

    The word on the street is that he doesn’t schmooze with those very powerful folks in Hollywood so he doesn’t get recognized.

  64. HollySleuth says

    Actor: Leo D.

    [Optional]: What would I do to win? I wouldn’t sell my soul or pull any fake nonsense for the sake of an acting trophy, that’s for sure!

    But, for the record, those cookies look SUPER tasty!

  66. Dancing with Mr D says

    Is it Leo again? He’s tight with his mom, and from what I hear, he probably wouldn’t mind the blowjob part. 🙂

  69. bhakti says

    Matt Damon? Whoever said it was obviously kidding. On a side note, how awesome that Leo’s mom is a Sikh! She looked beautiful in her turban at the Golden Globes ❤️

  75. Mia444 says

    I suppose this is Leo again. It’s too bad everyone is so desperate to win an Oscar, when smart people know it’s just a bullsh*t contest based on politics, popularity and yes, BJs rather than acting talent.

  76. PrincessTiff says

    I’m going with Bryan Cranston. Leo seems like the obvious pic, but it would hardly be a blind that he is desperate for an Oscar. Plus, it seems like this person is half-kidding, which, if it were Leo, he’d be dead serious. About it all.

    • lunchcoma says

      That was my initial thought, because it does sound like him. But I looked him up, and his mother died a decade ago and wasn’t in his life all that consistently as a child. I mean, the statement is obviously a joke, but it doesn’t seem like offering mom-made cookies would come to mind if your mom wasn’t alive.

    • butwhatever says

      Agreed–This ‘rant’ also sounds like Lyndon Johnson, whom he just played on Broadway (maybe “campaign” and “vote” are clues)

    • KatarinaJ says

      Kinda think he lost his window for BJs lol anyway but cookies and tap dancing go along with all this supposed rep revamping he is attempting to get his Oscar.

  88. JussstSaying says

    My gut reaction to the article title was it’s a reference to Channing’s role in Hail Caesar but he’s not up for anything. I would gladly take that blow job from him though.

    • popcornpopper says

      What do you mean pathetic?! He’s deserved a win since The Aviator. The Academy is just jerking him around year after year. I’m glad he’s doing whatever it takes to get it over with and finally get what he deserves. You may say whatever you like about his character, but on screen he’s nothing but brilliant.