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Three Possible Ps In Her Plan

[Blind Gossip] Now that it looks like this very famous celebrity is going to be able to take more control of her life, she has some decisions to make about what she wants to do next.

Since it is well known that she wants to get married and have a baby, we’re going to put aside her personal goals for a minute and talk about her professional goals.

While she may not want to return to working in the traditional sense, she does want to continue to make money!

She is not going to just live off the money she has. She thinks that she can easily double her net worth.

If she does not want to engage in the profession she has worked on for decades, how does she plan to sing for her supper?

There are three possible Ps in her plan.

It turns out that her erratic social media postings were not just “Oops!” moments. There was a method to her madness.

She’s not dumb. She knew that the more controversy she caused, the more followers she would have. She can now monetize those followers with sponsored postings.

So the first P is for postings. It sounds like she could be a serious influencer.

There is another advantage to having a devoted fan and follower base.

She is also toying around with expanded her product lines like perfume and cosmetics. Also, a real fashion line. Not just fan merch.

So the second P is product.

Anything else?

Oh, yes!

She has been talking to [an old celebrity friend] about how to make money off of a s*x tape. She is proud of her body and she was told that she could have the biggest s*x tape of all time. That could mean $50 million in the first year alone! She hasn’t signed a contract yet or anything, but she is thinking about it.

So the third P is p*rn.

Great.

Well, she is an adult. And she clearly is not that innocent anymore!

There are other lots of other ideas being kicked around – like acting or a reality show – but we wanted to let you know about the three Ps right away since those are the ideas she thinks will bring her the biggest amount of cash the fastest!

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Clues:

[Optional] Good plans? What do you think she will do?

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  1. Bubbalou says

    Celebrity: Britney Spears

    She is overestimating the interest in her. Without new music she is at best a token of nostalgia for most people. She could do semi-well in fashion/cosmetics but Jessica Simpson might have cornered the market there. She could go the Kardashian route but it would take a while for her to be the media juggernaut that they are. I doubt she would do porn. Probably get married/new baby and parlay that into business?

  2. Rooster says

    oh my, she’s been oversexualized and thinks nudity is normal. I don’t want to see her taken advantage of again by predators.

    • Wannabe Sherlock says

      This. I don’t think Britney getting naked is necessarily a sign of mental instability in itself (although it isn’t great), I just think she’s been so over sexualised and groomed her whole life, ‘normal’ looks very different to her. From her perspective, half naked on a stage or half naked in her bathroom, meh, what’s the difference apart from a metric tonne of make up and people fussing over and touching her.

  3. Alexis_Rose says

    Put out some new music and keep your clothes on. You have children to consider. That’s my advice.

  4. Deeva E says

    Poor Britney. She needs better friends and advisors. She could easily make a killing off a lifestyle brand similar to what Jessica Alba and Gwenyth Paltrow did. No reason to demean herself on a sex tape for fast cash. Building a brand would take more time but she could make millions and her reputation would stay intact.

    I have a feeling the leeches are going to pounce and she’s going to ruin whatever’s left of her career.

    • carriebradshaw says

      But she only wants to have around those, who do what she wants them to do. And btw Alba and Goop always looks healthy, they are good ambasadors to their brands. Britney looks mostly tired, with panda eyes from old makeup and in too small barely there clothes. There is nothing healthy in her apperance and no chances for her to build a lifestyle brand.

  5. thisisannoying says

    Oh no Britney 🙁 I’m glad she has her freedom but I also don’t know how mentally well she is and how capable she is of taking care of herself with the right decisions.

    The old celebrity friend might be Paris Hilton.

    Clues: 3 Ps (her song 3’s lyrics on getting down with 3 Ps)
    Not that innocent (oops I did it again)
    Oops moment (oops I did it again)

    And of course the picture in front of a chalkboard at school (hit me baby one more time)

  6. Lizbait says

    This is so extraordinarily sad. By the time the leeches get done bleeding her, I can only hope she survives. Poor Britney!

  9. spookie says

    Britney Spears, now free of her father’s conservatorship.

    Clues: “sing”, “Oops”, “not that innocent”

    Optional: No. She should live her private life as she wishes but professionally doing a porn tape would kill her career.

    • petdragon says

      I don’t know if a sex tape would kill her career. It launched Paris Hilton and Kim K, and various celebs such as Bella Thorne are doing incredibly well on OnlyFans, although admittedly I don’t think anyone of Britney’s caliber has tried this site yet. It might close some options to her (e.g. kids entertainment), but it would open new ones as well.

    • Hardball71 says

      IProbably wouldn’t kill her career but I can see it being first thing she goes to. Her man is a hottie & opportunist. He wants his body & wears on display. He can sweet talk her into saying she is still hot & can be relevant this way. not sure who would buy her clothes. She has been in conservatorshipfor so long that who is her demographic? I am sure she can have some measure of success but not be the biggie she thinks she is without major overhauls. reality may humanize & refresh her.

  10. VickyLou says

    Oh Brit. By all means enjoy your freedom, but why do you need so much more money do quickly? At least the conservatorship limited the level of trash.
    Clues: “Oops!”(I did it again), not that innocent.
    What will she do? Postings, Product, Reality TV, Playboy, Porn.

  12. mzlizzi says

    She could combine all 3 Ps and promote her own line of massage or f*replay oils.

    Maybe call the line Britney Sutra or Kama Spears. Oh, wait, that’s too close to the other line of oils.

    Maybe go all Jessica Alba on it and call it Bona Fide. 😉

  15. Tootles says

    No Britney, don’t do it.
    try a few small intimate gigs around the world over 12-18 months, travelling in between and kicking back with Sam. Do nothing hastily you need to get used to freedom and pls pls pls stay grounded

    • amagod121 says

      Right? I fear he’s pushing for this tape so he can get half of it if they are married when she does it and he can then dump her whenever he wishes.

  18. MrsCleaver says

    Poor Brittany (Spears)
    Clues – take more control of her life, have a baby.
    Plans – I’m SURE the men in her life can’t WAIT for her to get out & make them more money. Any way she can.

  21. FiyahHotFlashy says

    Celebrity: Britney Spears
    All those plans SUCK especially the sex tape and porn. My opinion….take a year off, intense therapy and life coach, don’t get married/pregnant.
    If she needs $$$ why not complete the Vegas residency that she had to abandon.

  22. ladymisskimberley says

    This is Britney.
    I really don’t think that the tape would be a good idea, that will have her father running back to court. Can’t really see her doing a fashion line either, never seen her in an outfit that I’d want to emulate. Can’t see her acting and a reality show would be a bit boring. She should stick to what she’s good at, singing, dancing and making questionable life choices.

  23. MinnieMe says

    Britney Spears
    take more control of her life, Oops, get married and have a baby,

    Go down in flames.

  24. Erical19 says

    Obviously Britney.
    Lots of clues: “3” , “oops”, “not that innocent”….and the photo of a sexualized teacher ala’ Baby One More Time.
    I understand her not performing anymore, she can’t do the things she used to.
    But she’s never been dumb, she knows fame spins on exploitation…..she’s just doing it to herself now, not by others.

  26. Weird Harold Monster says

    Oh Brit Brit…
    As I was reading I thought:
    1st P, “Good for her!”
    2nd P “Smart! I’d love to create perfume, makeup, and clothing lines!”
    Then I read the third P, and I thought, “Oh Brit Brit”, and I shook my head. Not only is a sex tape just nasty and unnecessary in general, but it is also SO selfish when you consider she has teen sons. Just YUCK! Don’t do it, it won’t bring you peace and/or happiness.

  32. saywhut says

    Oh Britney….. how I’ve watched you unfold over the years.

    I’m not going to pretend that there isn’t another side of the story-or that I know for a fact what her mental status is. But I will say: it’s a fine line between loving your body and capitalizing on it and then complaining about being seen as a piece of p**** and a pay check.
    Girl-be the lioness you can be, take the new found freedom and really show your business acumen without showing all your business.

  33. dinamarieburnett says

    She will do what she wants now. I don’t believe she will be taking her meds on a regular schedule and will spin out in the near future. Making a s-x tape will be horrific for her boys and morally sad and pathetic. The minute I saw those pictures last week, I thought it’s already happening. Why would Sam even allow that. Most men would absolutely not stand for that and in NO way want other men to see her like that.

  34. aaaPJP23 says

    Celebrity: britney Spears
    Clues: “Oops” “Not that innocent” “the fragrance business she has” “more control of her life”

    I was happy for her freedom, but sadly it might become a bigger dumspter fire than her 2007 meltdown.

  36. ItsBouquet says

    Britney Spears

    She doesn’t need the money, I’ll have to see it to believe it if she sinks low enough to do porn, or even be an influencer. Those are jobs for desperate people.

  38. BlueSkies says

    Oh Britney, I don’t know whether to cheer for you, get irritated with you, or worry about you. Maybe all three.

  39. carmen sanantonio says

    Britney (sing, erratic, not that innocent).

    First two plans are, eh, okay? Influencer’s a sad way to make a living, but people do it, and the fashion game is tough on outsiders.

    Third plan is iffy, the world is far from sex-positive (esp. when women make money from it) and the controversy around it would probably damage her chances of making the other two plans work. But yeah, it’d pay…ONCE, at least.

  40. Alliesonme says

    Celebrity: Britney Spears
    Clues: Oops, Not that innocent
    Optional: I knew there was a method to her madness. She could easily double her net worth by executing all three parts of the plan. Well played Britney, indeed.

  41. aaaPanda says

    Brit-Brit. She’ll be on only fans next week. I was never a fan and don’t intend to become one, but idly wondering who she would influence? Is she a credible authority on anything at all? Next thing she’ll run for President…

  45. Lark24 says

    Celeb: Britney Spears
    Clues: sing for her supper, not that innocent

    Plans: Oh, Brit! I hope she tries being an influencer and having a perfume, clothing line, etc, first. Taking back her power! Maybe even work out clothes and exercise/dance studios/maybe a reality dance contest show! Selling porn…I really think she could be so successful without going down that road.

  46. amagod121 says

    Well hello, Ms. Britney Spears!

    Clues

    Good plans? No. Has she considered how damaging this would be to her sons and even her nieces? It’s not like she needs the money, is it? It’s harebrained through and through. She’s not young anymore, either, so it could easily backfire on her and maybe make her feel badly about the publicity she had to court – How does she think her kids will feel when other kids bring these antics up and make fun of her kids for nothing.

  47. gailpow says

    NO Brit-Brit! Don’t do it! Porn is beneath your sweet, wholesome persona! It would be sacrilege.

  48. parkland45 says

    Good ol’ Britney really does need some type of control over her impulses. A sex tape? Yeah, that’ll be impressive. Doesn’t any mature, balanced, sane adult have any influence with her?

  49. AihtnyC says

    Oh, Britney. Porn isn’t the answer …

    And can’t she sue her father for fraud or embezzlement or something?

  50. rexczarina says

    We all know this is Britney but is the celebrity friend Paris Hilton giving tips based on her experience? Or is she talking to the friend about starring in the tape with her? Maybe Paris herself? Hmm, that would make it the biggest one of all time to see two women.

  52. Jeanesgenes says

    Britney.
    I just hope she stays on her medications and doesn’t think just because she’s feeling better she can stop. If she does stop, I fear a fall much greater than the 1st one. I know she wants a baby, but she couldn’t raise her first 2 , I don’t see her having another.

  57. The Big D says

    Britney Spears
    She may not be dumb but she is bat crap crazy. I am sure her sons will love a s@x tape.

  58. the skeptic says

    Britney’s had a successful fragrance line for years, so that base’s already covered. But she’s not considering “optics” w/r/t her new freedom.She’s done nothing but post semi-nude selfies since she has gained autonomy. While she has every right to be proud of the shape she is in, * pics just smack of desperation to stay relevant. (And before anyone asks, I’m older/uglier than her, yes, but at the same time I have a modicum of self-awareness.)

    She’s pushin’ 40; short shelf life at…

  59. elphie says

    Oh Britney… honey. Please, hire some competent and trustworthy people or you’re gonna be broke by 50

  60. SamanthaJones says

    Celebrity: Britney Britney Britney!

    Clues: First clue: “Oops!” Britney’s song Oops! I did it again. Second clue: “she clearly is not that innocent anymore!” when I read this part I started singing “I’m not that innocent!!”

    Her first two P’s will work out. She has a huge loyal fanbase, and she’s still relevant , so she can definitely pull it off. 3rd P…well, more power to her I guess. Britney in porn, who knew? For her personal goals, let’s hope her 4th P is a Prenup.

  61. OhSoLittleMouse says

    It pains me to say, but with this protection now gone, she’ll be dead within a year and a half.

  63. luddite2 says

    As someone who still thinks Brittany’s Super Bowl Pepsi sweater commercial was the sexiest thing ever, I will add a 4th P — PLEASE!

  67. aaaGer1 says

    Clearly Britney Spears. As much as I really love & have been a fan forever, she does not seem 100% there.

  68. beachchick218 says

    Sounds like she’s going trashy. It sucks when you don’t have an education and you’re mentally ill.

  72. cassadaga says

    Britney Spears.
    Oops, not that innocent, we know she wants kids and marriage.

    I think all the ideas are great except the porn. She’s Britney Spears, she can easily make a lot more money regardless. And it’s not like she’s broke. She’s got $40 million! More than she can ever spend. Why degrade herself with porn?

  74. BchBumNYC says

    Brit, who likes to show her * and other bits. She should add another P to her product line – pasties.

    She’s an adult and, though it’s quite apparent that she’s still mentally unstable, she can now do what she wants and if that includes porn, so be it. She’s obviously not thinking of how much more difficult she’s going to make things for her sons if she does.

  76. montebell says

    Not so sure I buy the premise that her postings were calculated. I don’t believe she’s totally capable of making sound business or personal decisions. I can maybe see her pushing certain products, but a naughty tape? Hope not. She’s got teen sons to think about. Her life has been micromanaged for so long that she’s bound to go wild for awhile.

  80. Marybel says

    Britney is childish and a danger to herself. Loosed, she will be plenty of fodder for ridicule.

    • tangoecho says

      Poor Britney. You can tell her mental illness is affecting her choices. I can only imagine what she’ll do during her next manic period.