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Celebrity Life In The Big House

[Blind Gossip] No matter how rich you are or how famous you are, if the legal system deems it appropriate, you could end up in the big house.

No, not the big house is not referring to the mansion you are probably used to living in.

We’re talking about the “big house.”

This male celebrity is currently in the big house.

Someone who was recently inside with him shared a little bit about his current situation.

Since he is a prominent figure, when he first got in, he was put in isolation for his own protection. He was recently moved to [a specific unit] where he has the company of other inmates. It’s still pretty quiet compared to the rest of the facility.

What does he do there?

He doesn’t work. He likes to play cards.

He gets along well with everybody in his pod. Of course everybody is interested in him because he is a rich celebrity, but what they are really interested in is getting close to him.

What do you mean by “close”?

There are always inmates who will service others for commissary. They are usually dirt poor and have been in and out of the system their entire lives.

Commissary is the facility’s store where you can buy food, beverages and personal items.

Our Celebrity even has a special friend now!

There is one guy who he has become close to who has been servicing him regularly for  commissary. It’s not some hot young guy. It’s an older white male. Sort of an alcoholic type. He gets Honey Buns and Lay’s Potato Chips and packets of ramen noodles .

Yes, this is Our Celebrity’s life now.

He’s gone from worldwide fame… to doling out packets of ramen noodles for a “job” well done.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

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Man:

[Optional] Name a current celebrity who you think belongs in the big house. How would they do there? Always use real names and keep your comments civil.

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    • MLBfan says

      OMG that is a GREAT guess, Bunni! Much more entertaining to think of than Cosby or Weinstein who immediately come to mind. If anyone knows how to game the system of being incarcerated it is him. He probably felt right at home there! I don’t think of him as “rich” but I could be mistaken. I thought he was broke after the hire-a-hitman fiasco.

  3. spoofbyrd says

    Well I forgot to add candidate to big house answer . Lord that can go on and on . Trump, Bill Clinton, Kevin Spacey , Prince Andrew , maybe Woody Allen I will leave the current scandaliers out of it because that is still pending . Still I offer a unique one . When papparazi pull a stunt like they did blocking Brittany Spears in her vehicle moblike when she was mentally ill , they crossed over the line and engaged in criminal activity . Paddy wagon taxi & jail time for that IMHO !

  4. ChattyCat says

    Is Prince Andrew a celebrity? Regardless, he shouldn’t be allowed to keep enjoying his extravagant privileged lifestyle. Lock him up.

    • porsche says

      Bill Cosby. Even though he is a horrible person, I can see him being nice to people. Special unit, probably for older inmates. Orange is the New Black, clue the celebrity is black? The picture at the top has the letters CB, is it a stretch to say for Bill Cosby?
      Other people that should be jail, the list is so long so here are a few, Prince Andrew, Andrew Cuomo, Armie Hammer. That’s a start, got through the A’s and the list goes on.

  8. aaaStorm says

    Bill Cosby

    Armie Hammer needs to be there. He can find someone who has his cannibalistic interests.

  11. Pinkieswear says

    I don’t know who the inmate is, unless it’s Aunt Becky’s husband…

    A D-list celebrity who belongs in jail is the RHoBH Erica Girardi. She and her lawyer husband used the embezzled money meant for victims’ families to fund their extravagant lifestyle.

    Now that I think of it, a lot of women from the Real Housewives franchises belong in the “big house”…

  12. VegasMike says

    R Kelly.

    Optional: Trump. I don’t think he would do “well”, but I think he would adapt. Like the subject of this BI.

  13. Alllie says

    that sounds like cosby in the old man wing of prison. hmmm good to know not every wealthy criminal gets away free…

  14. spoofbyrd says

    Well I would guess Cosby & I do not gloat over it but his crimes did catch up with him & so did the presumptuousness . You might hang a jury on the Hollywood opportunistic girls in waiting star wannabees testimony It was the Temple University victim that hung him . As far as the service angle is concerned , a decent, heterosexual man I once worked with who had done time said “ You stay in there long enough you turn Qword .” Well sounds like a Noah Cross truth bomb to me .

  17. Stefanie2530 says

    Mossimo Giannulli or Bill Cosby

    Charlie Sheen. He admitted to Matt Lauer he didn’t disclose his HIV+ status to some of his partners. That’s horrific. I dont’ understand how everyone is OK with that. NOT the fact he is HIV+…the fact that he intentionally didn’t tell some partners.

  18. CaintGetEnuff says

    Harvey Weinstein
    Andrew Cuomo belongs under the jail, not just in it! I’m not sure I even believe the sexual harassment/assault charges. I think he thought that would get him out of the investigation of the killing of innocent people with his directive for nursing homes to take in COVID patients. It sure did pop up at a convenient time. Personally, I hope he is convicted on both sexual assault and murder charges!

  21. Sleepyandconfused says

    I hope it’s Harvey

    The list is sooo long!
    Starting with Kevin Spacey, Franco, Casey Affleck, RKelly and many more. This whole celebrity circle is one rotten apple, the more power they get the more invincible they feel.

  35. beachchick218 says

    That pervy Weinstein.

    I’d like to see * Markle locked up. If for nothing else so we don’t have to look at her or listen to her pathetic whining.