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[Blind Gossip] A random model ran into this famous young man who has starred in several expensive movies. She asked him what he’s been doing lately.

He said that he didn’t have a profession in the macro traditional sense and that he was merely a vessel for artistic creation. Then he started giving examples, like he’s an artist when he consciously wears two different sneakers, and he’s an artist if he uses his foot to brush his teeth, and he’s an artist if he just thinks about how he can change the micro physicist dynamic whatever of non-conformist human interaction.

I didn’t know what the eff he was talking about. I tried to be polite and smile but he was staring at me very intensely which made me uncomfortable. He obviously thought that what he was saying was very intelligent, but to me it was just a lot of babbling and none of it made sense.

His parents must be so proud of their artistic boy genius!

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Son:

[Optional] Why do you think he acts this way?

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  7. kimmukwest says

    Jaden Smith
    His parent’s approach to parenthood allowed their children to think they fart clouds of pixie dust and everything they do has the Midas touch.

  8. totskie says

    Easy this is Jaden Smith. Sure he starred in expensive films ( The Karate Kid, Planet Earth or whatever) but the blind does not say they were successful.

    He acts like a loon thanks to scientology.

  9. Delightful says

    Jaden Smith. At first I thought Shia LeBoeuf, but the parents clue makes it The Smiths again.

  11. ggriffin3 says

    Jaden Smith

    He acts that way because he can. He doesn’t have to worry about work or money so he can spend his time being an artist. And that’s fine. As long as he’s not getting arrested, disrupting the lives of others, or self-harming, he’s free to do or believe what he wants. I think it’s cool that he doesn’t care what people think about him.

  14. shayjay says

    Son: Jaden Smith

    [Optional] Why do you think he acts this way? two possibilities i would guess…mentally ill or attention seeking.
    i haven’t paid enough attention to him to know if there seem to be cyclical patterns of speech or behaviors
    or whether the speeches & behaviors come at a time when he is trying to sell something or plug a product of some type

  17. buddypal says

    Son: Jaden Smith

    Optional: Because he never had to “get real” since he’s always lived a lavish, spoiled life.

  21. joanbonjovi says

    Jaden Smith. Hoo boy, he’s still in that teenage mindset that everything he does is super deep. I remember those days, I look back at them with mild nostalgia and a healthy dose of cringe.

  24. bevvve says

    Jayden Smith lol that’s what happens when you’re raised and surrounded by ‘yes people’ constantly inflating your ego telling you you’re brilliantperfectthe best

  29. emw says

    Got to be Jaden Smith. How has affable cheeky chappy Will Smith managed to produce such odd children?

  34. WellDamn says

    Jaden Smith

    His parents (in a misguided attempt at fostering creativity) failed to give him structure and boundaries. He has now grown into an adult who thinks that everything that comes out of his mouth is some profound gift to the world

  35. DaniJo says

    I’m guessing either Shia LaBeouf or Jaden Smith. That sounds like something one of them would say.

  36. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Jaden Smith.

    He acts that way because his parents let him and know one has the guts to tell him he’s being ridiculous.

  42. Conchord says

    This totally sounds like Shia LaBeouf.

    Why does he act this way? Mental illness, I suppose.

  58. goodgollyholly says

    Jaden Smith

    Why does he act this way? Because he wasn’t “parented”.

  63. moxiegumption says

    Jaden Smith. He’s probably been told his entire life that he’s gifted and unique and special.

  64. I Am PunkA says

    Shia LeBouf.

    Poor kid never had a chance. Awful upbringing combined with drug issues.

  65. Visha85 says

    Jayden Smith who is on some mindbending strong drugs. Come out baby and set yourself free

  71. Thrillckr says

    Jaden Smith. That guy’s a whack-a-doo. Either he’s being indoctrinated in Scientology or his parents and other authority figures are giving him WAY too much time alone.

  72. janique_le_pique says

    Jaden Smith ?????

    He wants to be smart and artistic and thinks thats the way to go …

  74. BennyLavaandtheJets says

    If it’s not Jaden Smith, someone should introduce them because I think they’d have a lot in common….

  82. KCeagle says

    Jaden Smith?

    Shia LaBeouf?

    Because he’s a pretentious little, spoiled brat. Or he’s on drugs. Maybe a little bit of both.
    People should converse with him using the same pscho-babble and let him see how he comes across. The little space cadet.

  83. CyndiTx123 says

    Shia Labeauf ???

    He is kinda nutty…

    but my first thought was… Jonah HIll…. he is kinda strange.

  84. Arianna1 says

    I have to go with Jaden Smith. You can imagine the whole family all thinking they are so talented, intellectual and “spiritual” unlike the rest of us mere mortals.

  85. theONE says

    Jaden Smith

    Probably acts this way because he was brought up to freely express himself, but doubtfully has received much feedback, constructive criticism and proper education which one needs in order to self-evaluate and actually have substance.

  91. Caz1310 says

    Jaden Smith. Why does he act this way? Self-centred parents, Scientology, surrounded by ‘yes’ people and delusions of grandeur.