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[Blind Gossip] A random model ran into this famous young man who has starred in several expensive movies. She asked him what he’s been doing lately.

He said that he didn’t have a profession in the macro traditional sense and that he was merely a vessel for artistic creation. Then he started giving examples, like he’s an artist when he consciously wears two different sneakers, and he’s an artist if he uses his foot to brush his teeth, and he’s an artist if he just thinks about how he can change the micro physicist dynamic whatever of non-conformist human interaction.

I didn’t know what the eff he was talking about. I tried to be polite and smile but he was staring at me very intensely which made me uncomfortable. He obviously thought that what he was saying was very intelligent, but to me it was just a lot of babbling and none of it made sense.

His parents must be so proud of their artistic boy genius!

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Son:

[Optional] Why do you think he acts this way?

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  1. icantquityoularry says

    Jaden Smith? You think that’s weird, really? Because that makes sense to me. He is Inspirational.

  3. frigga says

    Jaden Smith – I used to think I really disliked him and found him in incredibly annoying, however, over the past two years I’ve started feeling really sorry for him. I’m not sure what sort of upbringing he’s had but he has some very strange notions going around in his head – strange because Will and Jada have always seemed very normal. I also think it is incredible how the press have mocked him for dressing in female clothes, yet, they want to champion Caitlyn Jenner.

  4. thisisannoying says

    Definitely Jaden Smith. His parents must be really good actors because they’re hiding their craziness really well. If not for their kids, I’d think they were perfectly well balanced.

  6. GretaGuesses says

    Jaden Smith

    He acts this way become his parents always have told him how special and brilliantly he is. He’s the epitome of the “special snowflake” mindset. I read once that he said that he and his sister were so bored and unchallenged by books that were already printed, that he and his sister began writing their own books.

  7. DenverJayhawk says

    When I first read this blind, I thought the only actor I can think of that is that crazy sounding was Will & Jada’s kid. But I didn’t think he had actually starred in any movies, and I was too lazy to go look it up…so didn’t feel brave enough to guess him.

    From all the comments, it looks like I should have followed my instincts.

    His parents are * crazy. Why wouldn’t their kids be???

  8. Blkgoddess says

    Jaden Smith, cheapening the definition of art with that babbling Scientologist nonsense. I lay the blame squarely at the feet of Will and Jada.

  9. Bunniest says

    Jaden Smith. He’s actually really high on weed and feeling totally intellectual.

  23. Caz1310 says

    Jaden Smith. Why does he act this way? Self-centred parents, Scientology, surrounded by ‘yes’ people and delusions of grandeur.

  29. theONE says

    Jaden Smith

    Probably acts this way because he was brought up to freely express himself, but doubtfully has received much feedback, constructive criticism and proper education which one needs in order to self-evaluate and actually have substance.

  30. Arianna1 says

    I have to go with Jaden Smith. You can imagine the whole family all thinking they are so talented, intellectual and “spiritual” unlike the rest of us mere mortals.

  31. CyndiTx123 says

    Shia Labeauf ???

    He is kinda nutty…

    but my first thought was… Jonah HIll…. he is kinda strange.

  32. KCeagle says

    Jaden Smith?

    Shia LaBeouf?

    Because he’s a pretentious little, spoiled brat. Or he’s on drugs. Maybe a little bit of both.
    People should converse with him using the same pscho-babble and let him see how he comes across. The little space cadet.

  40. BennyLavaandtheJets says

    If it’s not Jaden Smith, someone should introduce them because I think they’d have a lot in common….

  42. janique_le_pique says

    Jaden Smith ?????

    He wants to be smart and artistic and thinks thats the way to go …

  43. Thrillckr says

    Jaden Smith. That guy’s a whack-a-doo. Either he’s being indoctrinated in Scientology or his parents and other authority figures are giving him WAY too much time alone.

  49. Visha85 says

    Jayden Smith who is on some mindbending strong drugs. Come out baby and set yourself free

  50. I Am PunkA says

    Shia LeBouf.

    Poor kid never had a chance. Awful upbringing combined with drug issues.

  51. moxiegumption says

    Jaden Smith. He’s probably been told his entire life that he’s gifted and unique and special.

  56. goodgollyholly says

    Jaden Smith

    Why does he act this way? Because he wasn’t “parented”.

    • luvprue1 says

      I think it’s Shia LaBeouf too. He hasn’t been in a movie since the incident where he claims he was rape. He’s been slowly unraveling ever sense. He’s been doing a lot of weird things and calling it art. Jaden Smith have been modeling for a clothing line. So he’s pretty busy.

  72. Conchord says

    This totally sounds like Shia LaBeouf.

    Why does he act this way? Mental illness, I suppose.

  77. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Jaden Smith.

    He acts that way because his parents let him and know one has the guts to tell him he’s being ridiculous.

  78. DaniJo says

    I’m guessing either Shia LaBeouf or Jaden Smith. That sounds like something one of them would say.

  79. WellDamn says

    Jaden Smith

    His parents (in a misguided attempt at fostering creativity) failed to give him structure and boundaries. He has now grown into an adult who thinks that everything that comes out of his mouth is some profound gift to the world

  84. emw says

    Got to be Jaden Smith. How has affable cheeky chappy Will Smith managed to produce such odd children?

  89. bevvve says

    Jayden Smith lol that’s what happens when you’re raised and surrounded by ‘yes people’ constantly inflating your ego telling you you’re brilliantperfectthe best

  92. joanbonjovi says

    Jaden Smith. Hoo boy, he’s still in that teenage mindset that everything he does is super deep. I remember those days, I look back at them with mild nostalgia and a healthy dose of cringe.

    • justcurious says

      I totally agree! It also sound like teenagers rambling after smoking weed, they think they are having deep epiphanies that nobody has ever thought about, when really they’re just young and stoned lol

  96. buddypal says

    Son: Jaden Smith

    Optional: Because he never had to “get real” since he’s always lived a lavish, spoiled life.

  99. shayjay says

    Son: Jaden Smith

    [Optional] Why do you think he acts this way? two possibilities i would guess…mentally ill or attention seeking.
    i haven’t paid enough attention to him to know if there seem to be cyclical patterns of speech or behaviors
    or whether the speeches & behaviors come at a time when he is trying to sell something or plug a product of some type

  102. ggriffin3 says

    Jaden Smith

    He acts that way because he can. He doesn’t have to worry about work or money so he can spend his time being an artist. And that’s fine. As long as he’s not getting arrested, disrupting the lives of others, or self-harming, he’s free to do or believe what he wants. I think it’s cool that he doesn’t care what people think about him.

  104. Delightful says

    Jaden Smith. At first I thought Shia LeBoeuf, but the parents clue makes it The Smiths again.

    • kitten37 says

      funny because I was going to say for the optional that Jaden​ is probably acting like this because he’s been spending time with Shia Lebouf

  105. totskie says

    Easy this is Jaden Smith. Sure he starred in expensive films ( The Karate Kid, Planet Earth or whatever) but the blind does not say they were successful.

    He acts like a loon thanks to scientology.

    • aimless spectator says

      Sounds more Shirley Maclaine like, modern day Hippie fanboyish, more than a Scieno .

      There’s a lack of their lingo, the subject’s expressed concepts don’t track their concepts, and in particular most Scientologists don’t regard mere “solo” artistry to be of any value. You’re art “product” needs to be be exchanged and consumed to be worthwhile in that set.

      How about Benjamin Beatty? He’s young and was in some movies with budgets above the indie level, so perhaps “expensive”.

  106. kimmukwest says

    Jaden Smith
    His parent’s approach to parenthood allowed their children to think they fart clouds of pixie dust and everything they do has the Midas touch.

    • stevekreys says

      he just was not given a proper frame work growing up. When you are told to do whatever you like all the time–you say and do crazy things

    • Silverdun says

      loool i understand him as I’ve listened to tons of Abraham-Hicks, but he does make me laugh! I keep my spiritual side to myself. I could definitely have a conversation with him, but he’s way too indocrinated into Scientology and that’s where we’d part ways. Abe-Hicks isn’t a religion, just universal truths you can use to improve your life, tons of vids on yt. Got to laugh at Jaden though, LOL. Brushing your teeth with your foot :’) HAHA.

    • dd1976 says

      I’m with you, Draconius!

      They may not be getting him any help or are in denial of his mental illness because of their attachment to Scientology.