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[Blind Gossip] A random model ran into this famous young man who has starred in several expensive movies. She asked him what he’s been doing lately.

He said that he didn’t have a profession in the macro traditional sense and that he was merely a vessel for artistic creation. Then he started giving examples, like he’s an artist when he consciously wears two different sneakers, and he’s an artist if he uses his foot to brush his teeth, and he’s an artist if he just thinks about how he can change the micro physicist dynamic whatever of non-conformist human interaction.

I didn’t know what the eff he was talking about. I tried to be polite and smile but he was staring at me very intensely which made me uncomfortable. He obviously thought that what he was saying was very intelligent, but to me it was just a lot of babbling and none of it made sense.

His parents must be so proud of their artistic boy genius!

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Son:

[Optional] Why do you think he acts this way?

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    • he just was not given a proper frame work growing up. When you are told to do whatever you like all the time–you say and do crazy things

    • loool i understand him as I’ve listened to tons of Abraham-Hicks, but he does make me laugh! I keep my spiritual side to myself. I could definitely have a conversation with him, but he’s way too indocrinated into Scientology and that’s where we’d part ways. Abe-Hicks isn’t a religion, just universal truths you can use to improve your life, tons of vids on yt. Got to laugh at Jaden though, LOL. Brushing your teeth with your foot :’) HAHA.

    • I’m with you, Draconius!

      They may not be getting him any help or are in denial of his mental illness because of their attachment to Scientology.

  7. Jaden Smith
    His parent’s approach to parenthood allowed their children to think they fart clouds of pixie dust and everything they do has the Midas touch.

  8. Easy this is Jaden Smith. Sure he starred in expensive films ( The Karate Kid, Planet Earth or whatever) but the blind does not say they were successful.

    He acts like a loon thanks to scientology.

    • Sounds more Shirley Maclaine like, modern day Hippie fanboyish, more than a Scieno .

      There’s a lack of their lingo, the subject’s expressed concepts don’t track their concepts, and in particular most Scientologists don’t regard mere “solo” artistry to be of any value. You’re art “product” needs to be be exchanged and consumed to be worthwhile in that set.

      How about Benjamin Beatty? He’s young and was in some movies with budgets above the indie level, so perhaps “expensive”.

  9. Jaden Smith. At first I thought Shia LeBoeuf, but the parents clue makes it The Smiths again.

    • funny because I was going to say for the optional that Jaden​ is probably acting like this because he’s been spending time with Shia Lebouf

  11. Jaden Smith

    He acts that way because he can. He doesn’t have to worry about work or money so he can spend his time being an artist. And that’s fine. As long as he’s not getting arrested, disrupting the lives of others, or self-harming, he’s free to do or believe what he wants. I think it’s cool that he doesn’t care what people think about him.

  13. Will Smith’s kid. Even before I reached the end of the article, I was sure whomever they were speaking of was *surely* a $cientologist. effing weirdos

  15. Son: Jaden Smith

    [Optional] Why do you think he acts this way? two possibilities i would guess…mentally ill or attention seeking.
    i haven’t paid enough attention to him to know if there seem to be cyclical patterns of speech or behaviors
    or whether the speeches & behaviors come at a time when he is trying to sell something or plug a product of some type

  18. Son: Jaden Smith

    Optional: Because he never had to “get real” since he’s always lived a lavish, spoiled life.

  22. Jaden Smith. Hoo boy, he’s still in that teenage mindset that everything he does is super deep. I remember those days, I look back at them with mild nostalgia and a healthy dose of cringe.

    • I totally agree! It also sound like teenagers rambling after smoking weed, they think they are having deep epiphanies that nobody has ever thought about, when really they’re just young and stoned lol