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The Voice Of Jesus

[Blind Gossip] You’ve seen this male celebrity heading for church before, so it will not come as a surprise to you that he is a praying man.

What may come as a surprise is that he claims that he is not alone while he prays!

He says that when he prays to Jesus that Jesus talks back to him. He says that he can’t see him, but Jesus is actually in the room with him and he can literally hear his voice clearly and that they sometimes have a conversation back and forth. He says it only happens when he is alone. He says that the voice sounds a little like George Clooney.

George Clooney? Really?

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[Optional] If God spoke to you, which celebrity do you think he/she would sound like?

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  5. Poor little Justin Bieber. I think jesus sounds like Clinton Kelly from queer eye for the straight guy.

  11. The Bible Biebs.

    Optional: Groucho Marx. I would love it if God sounded just like Groucho!

  12. Optional: not sure what he sounds like but am positive he looks just like Jason Mamoa! ❤️

  14. This could be anyone from Justin Bieber to Mike Pence, I really don’t know.

    Optional: obviously Jesus sounds like Gilbert Gottfried!
    (Sorry I just couldn’t resist, please don’t bother to inform me that I’m evil for saying it.)

  16. The Biebs.

    In response to the question, it’s definitely ingrained into me that it’d be like Morgan Freeman’s voice

  19. No idea but years ago-around the time of Watergate-someone said that when they heard the voice of Senator Barbara Jordan, that they thought that it was the voice of God. And I agree, that’s what God sounds like.

  22. Bieber? Just because of them pictures of him going to church with Selena Gomez fairly recently….

  24. Going with Chris Pratt here

    and if god were to speak to me, theyd probably sound a lot like george carlin (thered be lots of swearing and id probably think i was suffering from a psychosis since i dont believe in god)

  27. Bieber?

    God’s voice might sound like James Earl Jones, the actor who voiced “This is CNN” .

  36. Beiber or Pratt

    God used to sound like George Burns, but that was last century.

    These days he sounds like Morgan Freeman.

  37. Is this Bieber again? I can’t see Chris Pratt being this deluded but it’s one of those guys who goes to that new cult du jour church run by Bieber’s bro.

    If God spoke, Morgan Freeman – or Coleen Dewhurst.

  41. Justin Bieber?

    God would sound like Orson Welles – or as European as Jeremy Irons/Liam Neeson/Max Von Sydow. Or at least like Johnny Cash.

  48. No clue, but my Jesus would sound like Linda from Bob’s Burgers. I love John Roberts