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The Voice Of Jesus

December 4, 2017 Blind Gossip

[Blind Gossip] You’ve seen this male celebrity heading for church before, so it will not come as a surprise to you that he is a praying man.

What may come as a surprise is that he claims that he is not alone while he prays!

He says that when he prays to Jesus that Jesus talks back to him. He says that he can’t see him, but Jesus is actually in the room with him and he can literally hear his voice clearly and that they sometimes have a conversation back and forth. He says it only happens when he is alone. He says that the voice sounds a little like George Clooney.

George Clooney? Really?

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[Optional] If God spoke to you, which celebrity do you think he/she would sound like?

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  1. Dirty Squirrel says

    December 9, 2017 at 9:03 am

    I get a Kanye West vibe from this. He’s arrogant enough to think God would make a special appearance and debate the issues with him. Plus, it’s not unusual for people with his type of issues to say this.

  2. itstarapagain says

    December 5, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    The forever image rehabber Justine Bieber

  3. Lizbait says

    December 5, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    I didn’t realize that Biebs spoke Aramaic. I clearly underestimated him.

    So when Selena accompanies him, Jesus is incommunicado. Quite an original break-up excuse!

    • justcurious says

      December 6, 2017 at 4:51 pm

      That’s an awesome excuse i haven’t used yet! ?

  4. LarryStylinsonx says

    December 5, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    Could also see this being Kanye … are Kim and Kanye even a real couple? Like you’d think cos they have children together they’d have to be….

  5. LarryStylinsonx says

    December 5, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Justin Bieber … it’s a bit sad he’s gone so off the rails, but can you really blame him? Being thrust into the spotlight at such a young age and achieving so much at the young age of 15/16 … he’s been ultra famous since he was a child. And we all know child actors end up going looney (most of the time due to sexual abuse), I’m sure Justin’s seen tons of messed up shiz. But I don’t think god talks back to you unless you have some issues. Maybe is the result of too many hard drugs and…

  6. steffie718 says

    December 5, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    Beiber.
    Jesus sounds like a mixture of Morgan Freeman and Barry White, DUH!!!

  7. LilibetP says

    December 5, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    I think god would sound like Liam Neeson.

  8. queenmother8 says

    December 5, 2017 at 11:29 am

    Kanye

  9. Blkgoddess says

    December 5, 2017 at 11:07 am

    Bieber?

    I would imagine God sounds like Morgan Freeman or…James Earl Jones!!

  10. MikeInSanJose says

    December 5, 2017 at 10:59 am

    Biebs…

    I think god sounds just like Emo Phillips…

  11. MrFahrenheit111 says

    December 5, 2017 at 10:47 am

    Biebs. And I have a long held dream that God sounds like a Gilbert Gottfried.

  12. Lalalando says

    December 5, 2017 at 9:40 am

    Celebrity: Mark Wahlberg
    If God spoke to you, which celebrity do you think he/she would sound like?: Oprah

  13. jrgius says

    December 5, 2017 at 9:38 am

    Chris Pratt?

  14. gailpow says

    December 5, 2017 at 9:30 am

    Celebrity is Chris Pratt, still trying to rehabilitate his image for leaving Anna Faris.
    I hope Jesus told him he’s a fool.

    • Blkgoddess says

      December 5, 2017 at 11:07 am

      Lmao

  15. agross144 says

    December 5, 2017 at 8:40 am

    Justin Bieber

  16. Sharper_Teeth says

    December 5, 2017 at 7:13 am

    Justin Bieber? Chris Pratt?

  17. Canyoun0t says

    December 5, 2017 at 7:07 am

    Justin Bieber

  18. whoareallthesepeople says

    December 5, 2017 at 6:27 am

    I’m guessing Chris Pratt, since he keeps being photographed going to/from church. But I don’t get out much, so it could easily be someone else.

    As to the voice of Jesus, I was going to say Morgan Freeman, but everyone knows he’s God, so that’s out. My only request is that it NOT be Gilbert Gottfried!

  19. aaamarc says

    December 5, 2017 at 6:19 am

    Chris Pratt ?????

  20. lulu_chacha says

    December 5, 2017 at 6:13 am

    Chris Pratt

  21. dagnabbit11 says

    December 5, 2017 at 5:59 am

    Marky Mark?

    Optional- Morgan Freeman of course

  22. tacolewi says

    December 5, 2017 at 5:18 am

    Justin Bieber?

  23. Duck Sauce says

    December 5, 2017 at 4:44 am

    Justin Bieber

  24. MMFly says

    December 5, 2017 at 4:36 am

    Celebrity–> Justin Bieber
    Jesus–> Justin Bieber’s handler

  25. UciBuci says

    December 5, 2017 at 12:41 am

    I’d say Kanye West. I don’t know if he goes to church but I can totally see him saying this.

    [Optional] If God spoke to you, which celebrity do you think he/she would sound like?
    Morgan Freeman

  26. Blossom says

    December 5, 2017 at 12:01 am

    Chris Pratt

  27. research boy says

    December 4, 2017 at 11:53 pm

    Taylor Swift, obviously.

    Or, possibly, Shatner.

    • aaaAIP2 says

      December 5, 2017 at 1:41 pm

      SNATNER!! well… of course… He…..would (?)

  28. Lea214 says

    December 4, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    Celebrity: Justin Bieber

  29. CelebrityGirl says

    December 4, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    Celebrity: Justin Bieber, is that you on drugs again?

    [Optional] If God spoke to you, which celebrity do you think he/she would sound like? Meryl Streep or Robert De Niro

    • CelebrityGirl says

      December 5, 2017 at 12:08 pm

      Oooh, I like the Morgan Freeman suggestions for God’s voice. I change my answer. 🙂

  30. spookie says

    December 4, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    Justin Bieber

  31. TonySheridan says

    December 4, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    Chris Pratt.

    Maya Angelou’s is the voice I hear.

  32. nudibee says

    December 4, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    Chris Pratt?

  33. annabelle77 says

    December 4, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    Justin Bieber. And , Honey, if you’re having a conversation with George Clooney’s voice in a church, he’s hidden b hind s pew trying to pick up young twinkles like you. Just sayin’. Personally, I would end the conversation yesterday .

  34. pflower says

    December 4, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    Shouldn’t it sound like Morgan Freeman? :p

    • pflower says

      December 4, 2017 at 9:48 pm

      Ah he hears Jesus not God himself. Ok rhen

  35. Laughing1 says

    December 4, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Bieber?

  36. aaagspr says

    December 4, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Chris Pratt?

    If God spoke to me, I would love for the voice to be like Alan Rickman or Glenda Jackson! I find them to have very majestic, expressive voices.

  37. Gossimer says

    December 4, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Could this be Bieber? I know he’s been heading to church lately, but his sounds more like a cult of some kind.

  38. sunshine702 says

    December 4, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Justin Bieber

  39. isleparadise says

    December 4, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Chris Pratt as the church goer

    Paul lynd as the voice of God

  40. sabrina325 says

    December 4, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    Chris Pratt?

  41. aaaJunDo says

    December 4, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    Chris Pratt

  42. Parade says

    December 4, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    Justin Beiber
    Eddie Murphy

  43. aaaPanda says

    December 4, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    Bwahaha. Is this the Biebs? Some things should just not be said out loud. If God could speak he would not choose the voice of any celebrity

  44. KCeagle says

    December 4, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    Justin Bieber

    Your own personal Jesus. Someone who can hear your prayers, someone who cares. Pick up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer…. Or so I learned from Depeche Mode. lol

  45. spankys60 says

    December 4, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    PrattPrattPratt

  46. lazyninja says

    December 4, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Is this Beiber again? IDK. Going to church seems to be the in thing to do for some celebs who are trying to maintain a good image (Chris Pratt) or to stay/become relevant (Taylor Lautner/Olivia Holt). My money’s on Beiber this time, though.

  47. wfreshie says

    December 4, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    George Burns!!

  48. oyevey says

    December 4, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    Chris Pratt?

  49. Hollypollydoodle says

    December 4, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    No clue, but my Jesus would sound like Linda from Bob’s Burgers. I love John Roberts

  50. TeaDrinker says

    December 4, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Justin Bieber

  51. scooby says

    December 4, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    Justin Beiber

  52. haley1020 says

    December 4, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    justin bieber oh dear

  53. tell me more says

    December 4, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Justin bieber

  54. sarahmol says

    December 4, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    Justin Bieber? He’s attached at the hip with his pastor

  55. GossipGirlXoXo2 says

    December 4, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    Chris Pratt or Justin bieber

  56. CanaryCry says

    December 4, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Justin Bieber?

    God would sound like Orson Welles – or as European as Jeremy Irons/Liam Neeson/Max Von Sydow. Or at least like Johnny Cash.

  57. aaaAIP2 says

    December 4, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Didn’t Mark Wahlberg say something like this years ago?

  58. gemini1993 says

    December 4, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    chris pratt

  59. pewter says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    Beiber

  60. Peps66 says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    Is this Bieber again? I can’t see Chris Pratt being this deluded but it’s one of those guys who goes to that new cult du jour church run by Bieber’s bro.

    If God spoke, Morgan Freeman – or Coleen Dewhurst.

  61. lindsaywhit says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    Beiber or Pratt

    God used to sound like George Burns, but that was last century.

    These days he sounds like Morgan Freeman.

  62. aaamm87 says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Justin Bieber

  63. DreaDay681 says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Chris Pratt

    I think God would sound like Julie Andrews, lol.

  64. Manny Espinola says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Wait I’m still bent over in stiches laughing my lungs out

  65. javelina says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    This cracks me up. I’m going to guess the Biebs.

    God sounds like Morgan Freeman. Obvs.

  66. Courtie says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Biebs

  67. mary55geelong says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    Bieber. His brain is fried!

    Won’t speak to me, I am a non believer.

  68. Quasar1022 says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    Justin Bieber?

  69. GretaGuesses says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    Bieber?

    God’s voice might sound like James Earl Jones, the actor who voiced “This is CNN” .

  70. parkland45 says

    December 4, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    IDK who the celeb is. But I imagine God sounds like Orson Wells.

  71. aaaCoop says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    Probably Justin Bieber. And everybody knows God sounds like Morgan Freeman, LOL

  72. alternageek says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    Going with Chris Pratt here

    and if god were to speak to me, theyd probably sound a lot like george carlin (thered be lots of swearing and id probably think i was suffering from a psychosis since i dont believe in god)

  73. x.sophie.x says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    Bieber? Just because of them pictures of him going to church with Selena Gomez fairly recently….

  74. QueenJ says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    Chris Pratt? Weird

  75. little leigh says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    CHris Pratt

  76. jonesing says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    No idea but years ago-around the time of Watergate-someone said that when they heard the voice of Senator Barbara Jordan, that they thought that it was the voice of God. And I agree, that’s what God sounds like.

  77. Catman says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    Justin Bieber. Jesus needs to tell him to “get real”!!

  78. Doogy Howzer says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    Mickey Rourke?

  79. aaaroura says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    The Biebs.

    In response to the question, it’s definitely ingrained into me that it’d be like Morgan Freeman’s voice

  80. BeverlyBev says

    December 4, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    Justin Bieber

  81. calumsmom says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    Chris Pratt?

  82. angelbratt says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Optional: not sure what he sounds like but am positive he looks just like Jason Mamoa! ❤️

  83. amagod121 says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    The Bible Biebs.

    Optional: Groucho Marx. I would love it if God sounded just like Groucho!

  84. pancakephanny says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Chris Pratt?

  85. plumplum says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    BIEBer or Pratt ?

  86. mycull says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Chris Pratt? :/

    I think God would sound like David Attenborough

  87. lulus mom says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    Chris Pratt?

  88. FiyahHotFlashy says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Beibs…I wouldn’t mind if God sounded like Samuel L. Jackson

  89. rosarybjork says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Poor little Justin Bieber. I think jesus sounds like Clinton Kelly from queer eye for the straight guy.

  90. kitteekat says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Beibs or Pratt

  91. BangTidy says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    I am guessing Chris Pratt

    Optional: I just assumed God sounded like Morgan Freeman.

    • MikeInSanJose says

      December 5, 2017 at 10:56 am

      George Burns…
      🙂

    • aaaSeeK says

      December 5, 2017 at 11:24 am

      LOL For me, it’s the voice of God on The Simpsons. Same quirky sense of humour, too…

    • Amityvillain says

      December 5, 2017 at 12:54 pm

      Alan Rickman, as Metatron, the voice of God in Dogma.

    • kit e kat says

      December 6, 2017 at 10:42 am

      That combined ‘voice’ of Charlton Heston and Cecil B. DeMille in “The 10 Commandments” does it for me.

  92. baileykiyomi says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Celebrity: Justin Bieber

  93. Sarri says

    December 4, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Justin Bieber often goes to church…

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