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The Voice Of Jesus

[Blind Gossip] You’ve seen this male celebrity heading for church before, so it will not come as a surprise to you that he is a praying man.

What may come as a surprise is that he claims that he is not alone while he prays!

He says that when he prays to Jesus that Jesus talks back to him. He says that he can’t see him, but Jesus is actually in the room with him and he can literally hear his voice clearly and that they sometimes have a conversation back and forth. He says it only happens when he is alone. He says that the voice sounds a little like George Clooney.

George Clooney? Really?

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[Optional] If God spoke to you, which celebrity do you think he/she would sound like?

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  1. Dirty Squirrel says

    I get a Kanye West vibe from this. He’s arrogant enough to think God would make a special appearance and debate the issues with him. Plus, it’s not unusual for people with his type of issues to say this.

  3. Lizbait says

    I didn’t realize that Biebs spoke Aramaic. I clearly underestimated him.

    So when Selena accompanies him, Jesus is incommunicado. Quite an original break-up excuse!

  4. LarryStylinsonx says

    Could also see this being Kanye … are Kim and Kanye even a real couple? Like you’d think cos they have children together they’d have to be….

  5. LarryStylinsonx says

    Justin Bieber … it’s a bit sad he’s gone so off the rails, but can you really blame him? Being thrust into the spotlight at such a young age and achieving so much at the young age of 15/16 … he’s been ultra famous since he was a child. And we all know child actors end up going looney (most of the time due to sexual abuse), I’m sure Justin’s seen tons of messed up shiz. But I don’t think god talks back to you unless you have some issues. Maybe is the result of too many hard drugs and…

  12. Lalalando says

    Celebrity: Mark Wahlberg
    If God spoke to you, which celebrity do you think he/she would sound like?: Oprah

  14. gailpow says

    Celebrity is Chris Pratt, still trying to rehabilitate his image for leaving Anna Faris.
    I hope Jesus told him he’s a fool.

  18. whoareallthesepeople says

    I’m guessing Chris Pratt, since he keeps being photographed going to/from church. But I don’t get out much, so it could easily be someone else.

    As to the voice of Jesus, I was going to say Morgan Freeman, but everyone knows he’s God, so that’s out. My only request is that it NOT be Gilbert Gottfried!

  25. UciBuci says

    I’d say Kanye West. I don’t know if he goes to church but I can totally see him saying this.

    [Optional] If God spoke to you, which celebrity do you think he/she would sound like?
    Morgan Freeman

  29. CelebrityGirl says

    Celebrity: Justin Bieber, is that you on drugs again?

    [Optional] If God spoke to you, which celebrity do you think he/she would sound like? Meryl Streep or Robert De Niro

  33. annabelle77 says

    Justin Bieber. And , Honey, if you’re having a conversation with George Clooney’s voice in a church, he’s hidden b hind s pew trying to pick up young twinkles like you. Just sayin’. Personally, I would end the conversation yesterday .

  36. aaagspr says

    Chris Pratt?

    If God spoke to me, I would love for the voice to be like Alan Rickman or Glenda Jackson! I find them to have very majestic, expressive voices.

  37. Gossimer says

    Could this be Bieber? I know he’s been heading to church lately, but his sounds more like a cult of some kind.

  43. aaaPanda says

    Bwahaha. Is this the Biebs? Some things should just not be said out loud. If God could speak he would not choose the voice of any celebrity

  44. KCeagle says

    Justin Bieber

    Your own personal Jesus. Someone who can hear your prayers, someone who cares. Pick up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer…. Or so I learned from Depeche Mode. lol

  46. lazyninja says

    Is this Beiber again? IDK. Going to church seems to be the in thing to do for some celebs who are trying to maintain a good image (Chris Pratt) or to stay/become relevant (Taylor Lautner/Olivia Holt). My money’s on Beiber this time, though.

  49. Hollypollydoodle says

    No clue, but my Jesus would sound like Linda from Bob’s Burgers. I love John Roberts

  56. CanaryCry says

    Justin Bieber?

    God would sound like Orson Welles – or as European as Jeremy Irons/Liam Neeson/Max Von Sydow. Or at least like Johnny Cash.

  60. Peps66 says

    Is this Bieber again? I can’t see Chris Pratt being this deluded but it’s one of those guys who goes to that new cult du jour church run by Bieber’s bro.

    If God spoke, Morgan Freeman – or Coleen Dewhurst.

  61. lindsaywhit says

    Beiber or Pratt

    God used to sound like George Burns, but that was last century.

    These days he sounds like Morgan Freeman.

  69. GretaGuesses says

    Bieber?

    God’s voice might sound like James Earl Jones, the actor who voiced “This is CNN” .

  72. alternageek says

    Going with Chris Pratt here

    and if god were to speak to me, theyd probably sound a lot like george carlin (thered be lots of swearing and id probably think i was suffering from a psychosis since i dont believe in god)

  73. x.sophie.x says

    Bieber? Just because of them pictures of him going to church with Selena Gomez fairly recently….

  76. jonesing says

    No idea but years ago-around the time of Watergate-someone said that when they heard the voice of Senator Barbara Jordan, that they thought that it was the voice of God. And I agree, that’s what God sounds like.

  79. aaaroura says

    The Biebs.

    In response to the question, it’s definitely ingrained into me that it’d be like Morgan Freeman’s voice

  82. angelbratt says

    Optional: not sure what he sounds like but am positive he looks just like Jason Mamoa! ❤️

  83. amagod121 says

    The Bible Biebs.

    Optional: Groucho Marx. I would love it if God sounded just like Groucho!

  89. rosarybjork says

    Poor little Justin Bieber. I think jesus sounds like Clinton Kelly from queer eye for the straight guy.