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The Two Holdouts Are Floppy And Cranky

[Blind Gossip] Now that the members of this band have had a chance to do their own thing and cool down out of the white hot spotlight, talks are spinning up about reactivating the group!

Here’s the thing. Three of them are in and ready to go…

Their solo careers didn’t quite work out as well as they had hoped, and they realize they need to jump back in soon if they want to make serious money from a reunion.

… but two are holding out!

One is happy where he is.

If his career was flopping, he would probably be more eager to rejoin. However, he is doing fine on his own. Plenty of success and opportunity. He wants out of the contract that specifies continuation of the group.

And the other is not in any kind of shape to even consider a reunion.

He’s not really in any shape to do this. He’s not talking to anybody. He is very cranky and seems to hate everybody and everything.

So the problem is that Floppy is not flopping… and Cranky is shutting everyone out!

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[Optional] Do you think they will reunite this year? Ever?

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  2. One Direction.

    And the ones who don’t want a reunion are Harry whose career is going pretty well and Zayn

  5. One Direction
    Niall, Liam, and Louis
    Harry and Zayn

    Nope, TBH, these reunions rarely if ever work and even take away from what was there before. I hope Harry manages to become a serious actor, the others have plenty of money and could do something interesting and rewarding with that, other than reforming the same band.

  8. One Direction

    I don’t know the names of the band members except the ones that make the gossip pages. One named Tomlinson, or something like that, probably wants to reunite.

    Harry Styles is probably Floppy and Zayn Malik is Cranky.

    I don’t know if they will reunite.

  12. Band: One Direction

    Three Who Are In: Niall Louis and Liam (surprise surprise)

    Floppy and Cranky: Harry and Zayn
    Don’t really picture Zayn ever rejoining. Harry would for a reunion tour but probably not full time

  13. One Direction

    Harry Styles has always been floppy here.

    Zayn the addict for cranky.

    I thought Niall Horan did really well as a solo artist. Got solid radio airplay and proved to be a great singer/songwriter. He’s had more hits than Harry has.

  14. Band: One Direction

    Three Who Are In: Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne

    Floppy and Cranky: Harry Styles & Zayn Malik, respectively

    [Optional] Do you think they will reunite this year? Ever?: maybe a one-time 2019 performance, but probably only ever on a temporary basis in the future as Harry seems better off as solo artist (as he’s now doing acting too) & Zayn has severe addiction/mental health issues that he needs sorted; when feasible, H & Z may adjust to help out the other…

  15. Band: One Direction
    Three in: Liam, Niall and Louis
    Floppy and Cranky: Floppy is Harry – why would he want to go back to a band where his image is tightly controlled? He has to portray himself as a hetrosexual womaniser and tbh that’s clear he is not. I honestly think it almost broke him at times.
    Cranky: Zayn and I don’t consider him as part of the band anymore.
    I hope they do reunite but only if things are different from before.

  17. One Direction – Floppy and Cranky = Harry and Zayn?

    Think they will reunite for a tour. Seems to be the done thing.

  21. One direction. Liam Louis and Niall are ready to go.
    Harry wants out of the contract and Zayn is in no shape to do anything, as always.

  22. One Direction. Floppy is Harry and Cranky is Zayn.
    They will reunite if Harry’s career takes a hit and Zayn gets better.

  23. The group is One Direction.

    The one not in any kind of shape to consider a reunion is Zayn Malik.

    The other one…Harry Styles? Or Louis Tomlinson. Not sure which one.

  24. Band: One Direction
    Three who are in: Liam, Louis and Niall
    Floppy and cranky: Harry and Zayn

    Unless all of them truly flop… Nah

  25. Got to be One Direction with Harry being the one who has no intention of going back. Take your pick for who the cranky one is.

  26. Floppy is Harry and I’d say Cranky is Zayn?

    I loved 1D, but I’m not sure I want a reunion unless it was natural. Which at this point it would never be.

  27. Band: 1D

    Three Who Are In: Liam, Niall & Louis

    Floppy and Cranky: Harry & Zayn ( but since Z left doesn’t the ‘paperwork’ state that he is no longer under contract?)

    [Optional] Do you think they will reunite this year? Ever? Nope. And Nope.

  28. One Direction
    Nial, Liam & Louis are in
    Harry Styles is ‘doing fine’
    Zayn..not healthy enough

  32. Band: One Direction
    Three who are in: the other three guys
    Floppy & Cranky: Harry Styles & Zayn Malek

  33. Band: 1Direction

    Three Who Are In: Liam, Louis & Niall – though I thought Niall did very well.

    Floppy and Cranky: Harry & Zayn ( but when Z left, wasn’t he officially out of the contract?) Plus, he’s acting like he never wants to go back)

    [Optional] Do you think they will reunite this year? Ever? Nope. And Nope.

  36. Floppy = Harry Styles/ Cranky = Zayne Malik.
    No they won’t reunite unless it’s for a 10/20 year reunion tour.

  37. One Direction obvs

    Harry Styles is the hold out who doesn’t need to reunite and Zayn the junkie is the cranky one…

  38. Band: One Direction

    Three Who Are In: Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson.

    Floppy and Cranky: Harry Styles and Zayn Malik, respectively.

    Think whether they reunite is down to whether Harry can get out of the contract or not, to be honest. He’s the big star.

  39. 1direction

    Three who r in? The other three guys

    Floppy – Harry styles
    Cranky – Zayn Malik

  40. one direction
    floppy : harry
    cranky : zayn

    will they get together again ?
    yes, but NOT in near future.
    – the day the money runs out .. yes eventually

  42. At first I thought NSYNC but the band seems to all still get along even though Justin is an egomaniac and I don’t think a reunion would make much. I was a die-hard NSYNC fan and I wouldn’t pay to see them again. So…One Direction? Harry and Zayn?

  44. One Direction

    Louis, Niall and Liam are in.

    Harry is Floppy and Zayn is Cranky.

    They’re never getting back together.

  45. 3: niall, liam, louis
    Floppy: harry styles
    Cranky: zayn
    I think they’ll reunite, but not this year

  46. This has to be One Direction, right? Floppy is Harry Styles and Cranky is Zayn Malik. As much as I would love a FULL One Direction reunion, I don’t know if it’ll happen. I also think Niall is working on a second album like Harry is right now. And what’s up with Louis’ album release continuing to be pushed back? Seems like Niall, Louis, and Liam would be the ones in in this case. I don’t think they’ll be reuniting this year, but maybe in a few more years once they all get solo tours in.