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Floppy Yogi And Lumpy

[Blind Gossip] If you are fans of any of these three people, this blind item will come as a bit of a shock to you.

These two young men used to work together. We’ll call them Floppy and Yogi.

Floppy and Yogi had a falling out last year. No, it wasn’t over drugs. It was over a woman!

Basically, Floppy had privately tried to warn Yogi about the potential perils of dating a certain female singer. We’ll call her Lumpy.

You see, Floppy felt that Lumpy was manipulative and using Yogi to get something she really wanted.

Why did Floppy think that?

Because Lumpy had once made a move on Floppy!

She told him how handsome and brilliant and talented he was and how they would have the most gorgeous babies together.

Let’s just say that Floppy was not at all interested.

Lumpy went away rejected… but later came back and pulled the same routine on Yogi… who did fall for it!

So, Floppy tried to warn Yogi, but Yogi did not want to hear it. Yogi and Lumpy are now together as a couple.

Although Floppy has been very nice and supportive of Yogi in public, Lumpy is still holding a grudge, either about the rejection by Floppy or about him trying to keep Yogi away from her. Maybe both.

Accordingly, Lumpy has been encouraging Yogi to distance himself from Floppy. That’s why Yogi is now taking little swipes at Floppy and his work. It’s hard to say whether that’s his idea or Lumpy’s idea, but it is a way of giving Floppy a bit of a smackdown without directly attacking him.

We do not expect Floppy to retaliate.

Similar: Floppy Chili

Floppy:

Yogi:

Lumpy:

Clues:

[Optional] Did Floppy overstep by trying to warn Yogi?

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  1. paolosand says

    Harry Styles
    Liam Payne
    Cheryl Whatever-her-name-is-today
    Clues: Yogi = Liam and Cheryl’s son is called Bear. Floppy = Harry’s hair.

    • TheSalmon says

      ding, ding, ding.
      Liam is not the brightest bulb in the box. He’ll find out soon enough that he was basically a sperm donor.
      Always knew Harry was the smart one in the 1D bunch.

    • Moonie Pinkslip says

      …and i’m guessin’ “Lumpy” is for Cheryl Cole, lump of coal….ha!

    • Moonie Pinkslip says

      It’s a very British saying, so I figured the mostly-US readers would miss it….it’s a good clue, Ace…!

    • guiltywhispers says

      Floppy: floppy hait
      Yogi: Funky Buddha/ shaved head.
      Lumpy: Pregnant for a looonnng * time.

  4. Craizins says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Joe Alwyn

    Lumpy: Taylor Swift

    Clues: Similar Blind

    Optional: Best to just be quiet

  5. aaaSans says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl

    No I don’t think he did overstep the mark, they’re friends and Cheryl is taking Liam for a ride…quite literally.

  7. MsGossip says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole
    Clues: Yogi- Cheryl & Liam named their baby Bear; Floppy- Harry’s hair

    He didn’t overstep if they were friends. He was just looking out for his friend in that case.

  8. Danasaurus says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole etc

    Clues: Yogi as in Bear, the name of their son. Lumpy = Coal. Liam recently said Harry’s music isn’t his bag.

  9. Vidalia Q Intrigue says

    Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini

    Clues: directly = one direction, Liam recently dissed Harry’s new release

  14. UKGoss says

    Floppy: floppy-haired Harry Styles

    Yogi: yogi ‘Bear’ – reluctantly-named son Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl. I’m stumped as to why you’ve named her lumpy – maybe: Cheryl Cole, a ‘lump of coal’?

  15. sugarspice says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl I’ve had so many surnames the public can’t keep up…

    Clues: Harry is floppy because of beautiful hair
    Yogi just looks like a bear
    Liam recently shared Harry saying he didn’t like his single. Shame he can’t just support him bc Harry NEVER shades anyone negatively. Poor show Liam Payne!
    No Harry did not over step mark..its just like him to look put for people. And let’s face it Liam’s now a daddy and she has the baby she…

  18. mistertl says

    Harry
    Liam
    Cheryl

    Clue: Harry’s floppy hair. There are probably more, but I don’t listen to One Direction or any of their music.

  19. whitesox23 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Definitely Liam, dad to Bear, Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl…..

    Liam in recent interviews has said Harry’s music isn’t for him……I’d hope that Cheryl who is like 12 years older than these young men didn’t take a go at Harry because that’s just gross, she’s been with Liam a while so she’d have to hit on Harry when he was a teen or a freshly new 20 year old…… plus she probably was just recently into marriage number???

  21. MissStyles123 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl

    Liam recently dissed Harry’s solo music on BBC Radio 1

  22. draconius25 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole………
    Clues: Yogi (bear is Liams son’s name)

  23. memine says

    Floppy : Harry Styles
    Yogi : Liam Payne
    Lumpy : Cheryl
    Clues : Yogi as in Yogi Bear , his newborn is called Bear. Liam recently stated that Harry’s music wasn’t his cup of tea

  25. feijoesmagicos says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl

    Clues: Harry’s floppy hair, and the fact that Cheryl just had Liam’s baby, which was what she really wanted, I guess.

  28. chalupacabra says

    Floppy = Harry Styles, reference to his haircut

    Yogi = Liam Payne, don’t get the reference but maybe he does yogaor is a fan of baseball great Yogi Berra or likes Yogi the cartoon bear

    Lumpy = Cheryl Cole, no clue why she would be called lumpy apart from recently being pregnant (which was obviously her goal from the start).

    So sad that I know any of this.

  34. dancer2 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole

    Yogi: Liam Payne (Yogi is a clue bc him and Lumpy named their kid Bear)

  35. stolidog says

    Liam Pain, harry styles, Cheryl cole.
    clues: everything.
    You can’t overstep by trying to warn in advance and then being supportive when your advice is rejected. That’s handling it perfectly

  38. scooby says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole

    Clues: Liam just dissed Harry music. He and Cheryl just had Liam baby.

  40. totalflake says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/ Fernandez-Versini

    Clues: Yogi- they named their son Bear.
    “directly attacking him.” 1D

    [Optional] Did Floppy overstep by trying to warn Yogi? Nope!

  42. january13 says

    Harry Styles

    Liam Payne

    Cheryl many last names

    Clues: after seeing floppy it was pretty easy. This one made me laugh!

  43. melanieg18 says

    Floppy: sweet Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam (heading towards a world of) Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole

    Harry was right to warn Liam. Unfortunately, Liam isn’t very intelligent. He’s been completely brainwashed by Cheryl.

  44. january13 says

    Optional: No that’s what friends do for each other unfortunately a lot of people don’t want to hear anything different then their idea of the truth. A true friend will take that risk.

  45. Camila says

    Harrys Styles, Liam Payne and Cheryl whatever-her-surname-is-now.
    So many clues I don’t even want to wright them down.
    No, he did right. Sometimes people just don’t want to listen.

  46. gilmourh says

    harry styles
    liam payne
    cheryl cole

    clues: floppy hair (harry), yogi and lumpy bear (bear payne, their son)

  47. Realistic says

    Harry Styles
    Liam Payne
    Cheryl Cole

    Clues: Yogi “Bear” (Liam and Cheryl’s son’s name), floppy for Harry’s old hairstyle, Liam recently did an interview saying how Harry’s music wasn’t his cup of tea, which I thought was shady so this blind makes sense

  48. mgilsonglass says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole

    Clues:

    [Optional] Did Floppy overstep by trying to warn Yogi? Eh, it is an interesting approach for her to go so much younger. But boys are dumb and follow their egos and little egos into stupid situations.

  50. thatbritishgirl says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy : Cheryl
    Clues : Directly attacking as in One Direction

  51. Summers says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole Fernandez-Versini

    Clues: Floppy because of Harry’s hair and the linked blind item. Yogi because Liams son is named Bear. Lumpy like a lump of coal -Cole. Harry wasn’t interested in Cheryl because he’s gay.

    This is crazy! Yes he was right to warn Liam, it’s a shame Liam didn’t listen.

  52. throwaway1015 says

    Harry, Liam, and Cheryl

    Clues: Floppy = Harry’s floppy hair, Yogi = Liam named his kid Bear, Lumpy = Cheryl Cole being pregnant? Both Harry and Liam worked together and are now embarking on their solo careers.

    Noooo Harry is such a good dude and this is how he gets repaid….

  54. blinkandyoumight says

    HARRY STYLES
    LIAM PAYNE
    CHERYL whatever-her-name-is (she isnt famous here in USA)

  57. Sharper_Teeth says

    Floppy: Derek Jeter

    Yogi: ARod

    Lumpy: JLo

    Clues: Yogi Berra was a Yankee, so is Arod…and Lumpy for JLo’s booty?

  59. Southern Jane says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole

    There was a story this morning where Liam said he had heard Harry’s song. It was good, but not something he would listen to. Guys on the radio said that was a backhanded compliment.

  60. lindseyann says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl whatever her last name is these days…

  63. iamnumber21 says

    Floppy: HARRY STYLES

    Yogi: LIAM PAYNE

    Lumpy: CHEZZA COLE

    Clues: “taking little swipes” song Little Things “directly attacking him” One Direction members

    Liam is so ignorant. Chezza will leave him just like the rest of her ex-husbands. She will eventually settle down with Kimba. CHIM FOREVER!!!

  64. ninanicole says

    Harry warning Liam about Cheryl. Liam just said that he didn’t like Harry’s music.

  65. Bushwalker says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl

    Clues: Harry has floppy hair, Liam dissed the band in one of his songs, having babies together: Liam has a child with Cheryl.

    I think Harry needs to move on and forget about Liam and 1D.

  66. Lea214 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl Tweedy
    So that’s why Liam is saying Harry’s new single is not the sort of music he’d listen to.
    Did Floppy overstep? No. Liam will find out the hard way when Cheryl’s next ex-husband comes along and he’s alone again.

  67. nudibee says

    Floppy – Harry Styles

    Yogi – What’s his name with

    Lumpy – Cheryl Tweedy-Cole-Versini or whatever her name is

    Harry Styles is known for floppy hair; Harry and what’s his name were in 1D together; lumpy – baby bump; she wanted a baby

  69. Justmyself says

    Liam is Yogi.
    Lumpy is Cheryl.
    Floppy, one of Liams former band mates.

    Should have listened Liam.

  71. craicmehappy says

    Floppy: Liam Payne

    Yogi: Harry Styles

    Lumpy: Cheryl

    Clues: floppy

    If this is true it’s sad for Liam. He always was a bit too naive. Floppy was right, bros before hoes, especially a cougar wanting a baby at all costs.

  72. margy777 says

    Floppy: Harry styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl

    Clues: Liam named his kid bear, so Yogi Bear;

  74. guiltywhispers says

    Harry Liam Cheryl: I do not know the circumstances but friends do tend to protect each other from predators.

  75. amagod121 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles Jagger
    Yogi: Liam Paine
    Lumpy: Cheryl Tweedy+++.

    Did Floppy overstep the bounds by trying to warn Yogi? Maybe. It’s hard to say. Maybe Yogi only wanted to hear good stuff about Lumpy. I have learned that warning others is seldom appreciated and can blow up in your face. People just don’t want to see the warts in their partners until and unless they are ready to.

  76. Loranloran says

    Floppy = Harry Styles
    Yogi =Liam Payne
    Lumpy = Cheryl Cole
    Liam recently said in the interview that he wasn’t into Harry Styles type of music but he had nice things to say about the others. and Harry made it clear in the interview that he had not spoken to him in quite a while. Liam shoukd have taken his advice – sounds like she is totally in charge in that relationship – Liam said he didnt want to name hia son Bear but SHE insisted!
    Poor Liam!

  79. aaadonna says

    This is interesting. We haven’t had blinds about Chiam in months and now it’s a daily occurence.
    Floppy is Harry Styles, Yogi must be Liam, Lumpy but be Cheryl-I-changed-my-name-to-Tweedy.
    Why is Floppy in the middle of this drama ? Apart from painting Yogi as a dumb kid who wouldn’t listen to anyone and is trapped with a fame-thirsty baby momma.. Yogi should definitely take a DNA test.

  80. angelae says

    it is easy
    Harry Style

    Liam Payne

    that Cheryl girl

    we have strong gay rumor about Cheryl and we had some blind gossip about her begin gay and only wanted a child ,so i f all of these rumors about her is true , i think all of her ex marriage were for publicity .i think she went after Harry the gay one but of course he was not interested so she went after naive Liam ,if all of rumor are true and she has all of control in their life it would not be so long until she get her son and…

  81. nedask says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl

    Clues: similar blinds, Yogi bear and Liam being Bear’s dad
    Harry did the right thing to protect Liam, soon he’ll be able to see the real face of Cheryl

  82. Tootles says

    haven’t had time to read BG for a week; just catching up. Genuinely disgusted by Cheryl Tweedy but it makes sense, Harry is the real catch, he wisely backed off and she nabbed any other member of the 1D boys who believed her game, they have money, exposure and youth all things she needs. She wanted a baby now she had one. Liam is stupid enough to marry her too