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Floppy Yogi And Lumpy

[Blind Gossip] If you are fans of any of these three people, this blind item will come as a bit of a shock to you.

These two young men used to work together. We’ll call them Floppy and Yogi.

Floppy and Yogi had a falling out last year. No, it wasn’t over drugs. It was over a woman!

Basically, Floppy had privately tried to warn Yogi about the potential perils of dating a certain female singer. We’ll call her Lumpy.

You see, Floppy felt that Lumpy was manipulative and using Yogi to get something she really wanted.

Why did Floppy think that?

Because Lumpy had once made a move on Floppy!

She told him how handsome and brilliant and talented he was and how they would have the most gorgeous babies together.

Let’s just say that Floppy was not at all interested.

Lumpy went away rejected… but later came back and pulled the same routine on Yogi… who did fall for it!

So, Floppy tried to warn Yogi, but Yogi did not want to hear it. Yogi and Lumpy are now together as a couple.

Although Floppy has been very nice and supportive of Yogi in public, Lumpy is still holding a grudge, either about the rejection by Floppy or about him trying to keep Yogi away from her. Maybe both.

Accordingly, Lumpy has been encouraging Yogi to distance himself from Floppy. That’s why Yogi is now taking little swipes at Floppy and his work. It’s hard to say whether that’s his idea or Lumpy’s idea, but it is a way of giving Floppy a bit of a smackdown without directly attacking him.

We do not expect Floppy to retaliate.

Similar: Floppy Chili

Floppy:

Yogi:

Lumpy:

Clues:

[Optional] Did Floppy overstep by trying to warn Yogi?

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  1. Harry Styles
    Liam Payne
    Cheryl Whatever-her-name-is-today
    Clues: Yogi = Liam and Cheryl’s son is called Bear. Floppy = Harry’s hair.

    • ding, ding, ding.
      Liam is not the brightest bulb in the box. He’ll find out soon enough that he was basically a sperm donor.
      Always knew Harry was the smart one in the 1D bunch.

    • …and i’m guessin’ “Lumpy” is for Cheryl Cole, lump of coal….ha!

    • It’s a very British saying, so I figured the mostly-US readers would miss it….it’s a good clue, Ace…!

    • Floppy: floppy hait
      Yogi: Funky Buddha/ shaved head.
      Lumpy: Pregnant for a looonnng * time.

  4. Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Joe Alwyn

    Lumpy: Taylor Swift

    Clues: Similar Blind

    Optional: Best to just be quiet

  5. Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl

    No I don’t think he did overstep the mark, they’re friends and Cheryl is taking Liam for a ride…quite literally.

  7. Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole
    Clues: Yogi- Cheryl & Liam named their baby Bear; Floppy- Harry’s hair

    He didn’t overstep if they were friends. He was just looking out for his friend in that case.

  8. Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole etc

    Clues: Yogi as in Bear, the name of their son. Lumpy = Coal. Liam recently said Harry’s music isn’t his bag.

  9. Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini

    Clues: directly = one direction, Liam recently dissed Harry’s new release

  14. Floppy: floppy-haired Harry Styles

    Yogi: yogi ‘Bear’ – reluctantly-named son Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl. I’m stumped as to why you’ve named her lumpy – maybe: Cheryl Cole, a ‘lump of coal’?

  15. Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl I’ve had so many surnames the public can’t keep up…

    Clues: Harry is floppy because of beautiful hair
    Yogi just looks like a bear
    Liam recently shared Harry saying he didn’t like his single. Shame he can’t just support him bc Harry NEVER shades anyone negatively. Poor show Liam Payne!
    No Harry did not over step mark..its just like him to look put for people. And let’s face it Liam’s now a daddy and she has the baby she…

  18. Harry
    Liam
    Cheryl

    Clue: Harry’s floppy hair. There are probably more, but I don’t listen to One Direction or any of their music.

  19. Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Definitely Liam, dad to Bear, Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl…..

    Liam in recent interviews has said Harry’s music isn’t for him……I’d hope that Cheryl who is like 12 years older than these young men didn’t take a go at Harry because that’s just gross, she’s been with Liam a while so she’d have to hit on Harry when he was a teen or a freshly new 20 year old…… plus she probably was just recently into marriage number???

  21. Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl

    Liam recently dissed Harry’s solo music on BBC Radio 1

  22. Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole………
    Clues: Yogi (bear is Liams son’s name)

  23. Floppy : Harry Styles
    Yogi : Liam Payne
    Lumpy : Cheryl
    Clues : Yogi as in Yogi Bear , his newborn is called Bear. Liam recently stated that Harry’s music wasn’t his cup of tea

  24. Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Whateverhername

  25. Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl

    Clues: Harry’s floppy hair, and the fact that Cheryl just had Liam’s baby, which was what she really wanted, I guess.

  28. Floppy = Harry Styles, reference to his haircut

    Yogi = Liam Payne, don’t get the reference but maybe he does yogaor is a fan of baseball great Yogi Berra or likes Yogi the cartoon bear

    Lumpy = Cheryl Cole, no clue why she would be called lumpy apart from recently being pregnant (which was obviously her goal from the start).

    So sad that I know any of this.

  34. Floppy: Harry Styles

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole

    Yogi: Liam Payne (Yogi is a clue bc him and Lumpy named their kid Bear)

  35. Liam Pain, harry styles, Cheryl cole.
    clues: everything.
    You can’t overstep by trying to warn in advance and then being supportive when your advice is rejected. That’s handling it perfectly

  38. Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole

    Clues: Liam just dissed Harry music. He and Cheryl just had Liam baby.

  39. Harry Styles
    Liam Payne
    Cheryl Cole
    Several clues…but phone’s about to die

  40. Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/ Fernandez-Versini

    Clues: Yogi- they named their son Bear.
    “directly attacking him.” 1D

    [Optional] Did Floppy overstep by trying to warn Yogi? Nope!

  42. Harry Styles

    Liam Payne

    Cheryl many last names

    Clues: after seeing floppy it was pretty easy. This one made me laugh!

  43. Floppy: sweet Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam (heading towards a world of) Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole

    Harry was right to warn Liam. Unfortunately, Liam isn’t very intelligent. He’s been completely brainwashed by Cheryl.

  44. Optional: No that’s what friends do for each other unfortunately a lot of people don’t want to hear anything different then their idea of the truth. A true friend will take that risk.

  45. Harrys Styles, Liam Payne and Cheryl whatever-her-surname-is-now.
    So many clues I don’t even want to wright them down.
    No, he did right. Sometimes people just don’t want to listen.

  46. harry styles
    liam payne
    cheryl cole

    clues: floppy hair (harry), yogi and lumpy bear (bear payne, their son)

  47. Harry Styles
    Liam Payne
    Cheryl Cole

    Clues: Yogi “Bear” (Liam and Cheryl’s son’s name), floppy for Harry’s old hairstyle, Liam recently did an interview saying how Harry’s music wasn’t his cup of tea, which I thought was shady so this blind makes sense

  48. Floppy: Harry Styles

    Yogi: Liam Payne

    Lumpy: Cheryl Cole

    Clues:

    [Optional] Did Floppy overstep by trying to warn Yogi? Eh, it is an interesting approach for her to go so much younger. But boys are dumb and follow their egos and little egos into stupid situations.

  50. Floppy: Harry Styles
    Yogi: Liam Payne
    Lumpy : Cheryl
    Clues : Directly attacking as in One Direction