[Blind Gossip] Some people were shocked to see the transformation of this very famous woman in so short a time.
People don’t seem to get that this is the real her. She doesn’t really have any sort of beauty routine. Also, she doesn’t have a steady enough hand to do the makeup herself.
By the way, the reason she didn’t show at her own party isn’t because she was sad. It was because she was DRUNK. She’s a vodka girl and will sometimes drink a lot during the day but that night she got plastered.
It wouldn’t have been the worst thing in the world to push her out on stage with tears in her eyes. But we couldn’t put her out there drunk. That would have made the whole night an even bigger disaster.
Yes, that would have been a disaster… but a very entertaining disaster!
BG Note: NOT Heidi Klum.
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