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The Purell Date

[Blind Gossip] We have talked about this male entertainer in the past.

Why?

Well, he has a rather prolific love life. His romantic entanglements are almost as entertaining as he is!

In fact, our actor has a lot in common with the Canadian rapper, Drake.

Let’s talk about Drake first.

There was recently a rumor about Drake’s behavior on a date with some random woman a couple of months ago.

The woman accused Drake of covertly pouring a packet of hot sauce into his used condom before tossing it in the trash.

His date supposedly found this out the hard way when she tried to use the contents of the condom to impregnate herself… and wound up with a burning vajayjay!

Why would Drake pour hot sauce into the condom? Well, apparently he thinks that the hot sauce will kill the sperm. And that any women who tries to use his sperm should be punished.

Not that the woman wasn’t warned. Drake – who is known for his multiple casual relationships – once rapped about his determination to avoid fatherhood in the song Wasting Time:

Gold medalist, flushed the Magnums just so they not collectin’ my specimens, damn.

It’s important to note that Drake did not deny the story about the hot sauce.

Anyway, this crazy event leads to a story about our actor.

Like Drake, Our Actor sees himself as a real ladies man.

Since he is a rich and famous movie star (Lights! Camera! Action!), he has no trouble scoring women for casual, short-term encounters. However, he has no desire to become a baby daddy as a result of one of those casual encounters.

So, he takes precautions.

You know how everyone has been walking around with a miniature bottle of Purell for the past couple of years?

He does, too.

You probably carry one to keep your hands clean. However, for Actor, Purell pulls double duty.

Drake uses hot sauce. Our actor uses Purell.

He squirts a glob of it into the condom before he throws it in the trash. That way, if any woman tries to use his sperm to get pregnant, it has already been destroyed by the Purell.

Does this work? We don’t know.

However, we do know that we have not heard about any accidental pregnancies yet.

Or any burning vajayjays.

Similar: Suddenly Rock Hard

Actor:

[Optional] Horrifying or hysterical? Do you think Drake and the Actor are justified in their actions? Do you think that the hot sauce and the Purell actually work?

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  3. mokibayberry says

    They literally sell condoms with spermacide already in them. No need to use hot sauce or hand sanitizer. Just buy condoms with spermacide.

    • gossipgrrl says

      have these men never heard of getting a vasectomy instead of resorting to these childish games?

  4. Princess Consuela Bananahammock says

    Optional: No idea what the heck is needed to kill sperm or whatever in a condom. But I’d like to think that these men would know if it works given they have the financial means to find out.

    Justified? Heck yes!! No man should be forced to become a father because some psycho takes a used condom from the bin in order to impregnate themselves! It’s not like they’re having unprotected sex then pouring this stuff into ladies hoohaa 🙄

    Hope it hurts stupid gold diggers…

    • jenna0219 says

      The best way to keep from getting a rando pregnant is to not cheat on your wife. That works best! But, because there are actual gold diggers doing that type of stuff, I say do it.

  5. Tootles says

    Hot sauce, sanitiser, I agree to both, these women are just wanting a payday, it’s so low.

  6. Bookbender says

    I get the need to “destroy the goods” but a women’s PH is what keeps things healthy “down below”. This could be far more dangerous than hot sauce. Once had a friend who cleaned her “toys” with hand sanitizer. Caused a massive infection. Bad enough that she was hospitalized. Dr said the alcohol killed the good bacteria allowing the bad bacteria to take over.

    • Princess Consuela Bananahammock says

      It’s their own fault if that happens!! If this isn’t illegal in America, it should be. It’s certainly immoral. Whatever happens to any woman who tries to steal a rich man’s semen in order to impregnate themselves to get money out of said man, then whatever happens is on them. It’s certainly not on the man and they should be allowed to put whatever the heck they want in the condom.

    • thisisannoying says

      Honey, if they’re digging up used condoms from the toilet and the trash to pour into their vajayjays, their health is the last thing they’re concerned about. They deserve it. I’ve watched videos of girls like Celina Powell admitting they pour it in and do handstands to try and get pregnant.

    • mokibayberry says

      But….if she fishes a condom out of the trash to try to put the sperm inside her so she can make a baby for a paycheck? What do I care about her vaginal PH! She’s a low down dirty money grubbing ho. I hope her PH is greatly disturbed.

  7. Alllie says

    Perfectly fine. It’s just responsible and sadly, necessary precaution for those fisherwomen trying to land a rich babydaddy against his will.

  11. dylan_54 says

    No idea who it is, but it’s hilarious that the woman burned her vajayjay! No problem with what they do to a used condom after all it’s going into the garbage.
    Maybe Chris Evans or Jake Gyllenhall?

  12. Blossom says

    I don’t blame them. They used birth control and women are trying to get 18 years worth of money out of them. I wonder how many men have been caught out by this type of women so far?

    • mokibayberry says

      Allegedly the song “Billy Jean” is about all the women who have done that to the Jackson brothers.

  13. tundrapetal says

    Of course they’re entitled to do it, and I can imagine there are some women who would be tempted. But maybe use an actual spermicide?

    Welcome back BG ♡

  14. spookie says

    No idea, but I think they’re justified if some women really are this insane. Personally I’d just put the used condom in a baggie and toss it later.

    • Lindylou says

      That’s exactly what I was going to comment. If it were me, I’d make sure I had a zip lock bag with me where I could put the used condom and not have to stress about the woman using the contents to trap me.

  15. StinkStankStunk says

    Pete Davidson? He’s had several “short, casual encounters” over the past few years, and he’s dating Kim, whom Drake alleges he slept with…hmm.

  18. mrsdeputydipshizz says

    I have no idea but these men need to pick better sexual partners. If you have to worry that someone is gonna steal your sperm…. geez.

  20. Sangfroid says

    Sounds a good idea to me. Using a used condom to impregnate yourself seems akin to theft, not to mention morally bankrupt.

  21. parkland45 says

    Wow. I need to read more cause I have never heard of this technique that male celebs use to protect themselves from unwanted pregnancies among their dates. No idea, of course, who this savvy fellow is. Can women get pregnant via a used condom???

  22. NoseyNana2008 says

    I think it’s sad there are such desperate women out there who would make this behavior necessary. I guess it doesn’t always work since Drake has a young child with a woman. Why not just get a vasectomy and remove the possibility?

  23. Gerseychick says

    I don’t blame them…Have a child with a star and it’s like winning the lottery for some…No morals, snowflakes….

  26. mpizzle says

    I think it’s great! If a man is wearing a condom the implication is that he doesn’t want a child with this woman (at this point in time, at least). It’s deceitful to try to trap someone so if you take the risk then that’s your issue.

  28. taracu says

    So she could score a payday and be linked to him for 18 years. If some women weren’t so sneaky and breached his trust by reusing his sperm. Awful of them; smart of him.