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The Puppet Seduction

[Pop Bitch] Which former CBBC presenter once tried to involve a puppet sidekick in her seduction routine?

Having brought a guy home for the night, she dug the puppet out while he was freshening up in the bathroom, then sat on the edge of the bed awaiting his return so she could have the puppet greet him with the line:

Hello! Would you like to see my fou-fou?

BG Note: CBBC = a children’s television network in the UK. Presenter = host.

Similar: The Robot Song

Host:

[Optional] If your date did this, would you find it funny or freaky?

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  2. claireuk says

    Wow how creepy!! Can only think that Katie(?) left earlier this year but can’t imagine her using Hacker the Dog in the bedroom!!

  3. KCeagle says

    Unsure of the former presenter ??

    I’d probably burst out laughing. It would either be a great ice breaker, or mood killer, depending on how kinky they wanted to INVOLVE the puppet in our “activities.” I’m already supplying the wood, so Pinnochio’s services shouldn’t be needed.

  5. Baileygirl says

    No idea on the presenter. I would probably find it funny as the woman in question is the host of a children’s show, however, depending on the mood in the room, it might seem freaky. To each his own, I guess.

  6. amagod121 says

    No idea, but the thought of puppet seduction is hilarious! Unless it is a clown puppet or Charlie McCarthy … and then all bets are off!

  8. loremi says

    I have no idea, but she sounds like the female counterpart to Jian Ghomeshi from the CBC. IIRC, he had a stuffed animal he would incorporate into his conquests.

  12. amagod121 says

    Her puppet looks just like her, which is awesome! I love it! And I’ve never seen a female puppeteer before, except Shari Lewis (Lambchop,) whom I loved. So this is a really cool photo, person in the photo, and blind!