[Blind Gossip] It’s difficult being a man who likes other men… but who has to pretend to like women because he is in a macho career.
So it must be a relief for him to have identified the perfect beard: beautiful, successful, disciplined… and able to keep her mouth shut!
He was the one who suggested her. He didn’t want a model or singer. He gets a hot girlfriend who is all about beauty and grace under pressure and who is disciplined enough to keep her mouth shut. She makes him look good to his athlete buddies and his fans. It’s good for her too, because she is getting ready to move on to her next “career.”
Well, Sporty’s last girlfriend turned out to be annoying, so let’s hope he has better luck with this one.
Oh, there was one more comment that our athlete made that is definitely worth noting.
He said that this one is “pretty enough to marry.” He could go… all… the… way!
Slow your roll there, Sporty!
Not Taylor Swift, who would make a fine beard for any man.
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[Optional] Good choice for him?