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bride-wars[Blind Gossip] Rumors are flying that The First Wife was the cause of the divorce between these two superstars!

No.

1. First Wife was as blindsided by the announcement that The Actor and his Second Wife were splitting as everyone else.

She had no idea. None. She was genuinely surprised.

2. First Wife does occasionally speak to The Actor, but it’s not a regular thing. After their divorce, he bought her out of a business they owned together, but they still chat if an issue comes up about one of the projects they did together.

Their conversations are civil and professional. They talk about work (acting, producing). [The First Wife] never speaks to or even asks about [The Second Wife] and The Actor doesn’t usually bring her up.

3. First Wife and The Actor rarely see each other in person. There is some professional overlap and they are occasionally in the same building because they have the same agent.

It’s not like they’re having clandestine meetups at the local Motel 6.

4. First Wife is married, and her relationship with her husband is going well.

Not perfect, but it’s going fine. She isn’t cheating on him or anything like that.

5. First Wife is not pregnant. And she is definitely not pregnant with The Actor’s baby.

No, definitely not pregnant with anybody’s baby!

So, First Wife is definitely NOT the reason that the superstar couple broke up. While conspiracy theorists would LOVE for the First Wife to have played an active role in the divorce… and for her to get back together with The Actor… and for her to get pregnant by him… and for them to live happily ever after… it’s not going to happen.

In the meantime, she will keep quiet about the situation.

She is going to be smart and not comment on the situation. When words do come out of her mouth, they will be very carefully rehearsed and demonstrate maturity and appropriate concern for the well-being of the people involved.

In other words, you will never hear her say, “BWAHAHAhahaha!”

Not in public, anyway.

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First Wife:

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[Optional] You are The First Wife. What is your best one-sentence PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? Your PRIVATE response?

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  1. blinkandyoumight says

    JENNIFER ANISTON
    BRAD PITT
    ANGELINA JOLIE

    my guess is jolie found out pitt got marion pregnant a week ago, which is why she decided to file for divorce on monday…the day before the Allied trailer was released. ouch!

  2. Twentysevenreasons says

    First wife: Jennifer Aniston

    Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second wife: Angelina Jolie

    Optional: Brad who? Private:Bahaha! !!

  4. pretzel says

    Loved the BWAHAHAHAHA

    Obviously Aniston and Brangelina.

    Public response would be something like “none of my business, but I’m sure they’d like some privacy”

    Private? “So no one told you life was gonna be this way” (bwahahahahah)

  8. prinny says

    How could anyone think the split was caused by Jenn A???? I am sure she wouldn’t take Brad back if he was the last man on earth at this point, especially since all signs point to a better marriage for her this time around.

    If I were Jenn, my public statement would be “I feel sorry for the kids”,
    privately, I would be throwing a pajama party for my girlfriends where we would dance and drink champagne all night. First to be invited, Chelsea Handler.

  12. MaryQuiteContrary says

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    Publicly “Sorry to hear that”; Privately “What goes around comes around!”

  13. BennyLavaandtheJets says

    Jennifer Aniston

    Brad Pitt

    Angelina Jolie

    Public: I’m sorry to hear that.

    Private: I don’t know that I’d have anything snarky to say. It’s been a long time, she’s happy now, and Brad and Angelina have been through their own weird stuff. I’d just face forward and keep doing my thing.

  15. PinkCrayon says

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    I never liked Aniston, so I don’t really care what she has to say or how she feels about this. I got tired of her whining over the years about it. As for Angelina and Brad, I’m team Brad. Angelina has always been a bit off.

  17. ms40237 says

    We all know the players…so….If I were were the first wife, I’d publicly say nothing, except for I wish them all well. Privately, away from my hubby, I’d call my BFF and have a good ol’ school girl’s laugh. Yep, twerking and plenty of “BWAHAHAhahahaing!” Then, we’d sing something like:
    So far things aren’t going great
    Your mother warned you there’d be days like these
    But I knew you’d both be brought you down to your knees
    Looks like you’re stuck in second gear.

    She’s…

  18. LaBellaVida says

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    It will probably be something along the lines of “I wish nothing but the best for them as they go through this difficult time.” blah blah blah She’ll keep it classy & vague, no doubt

    I don’t see her private response being that different…she seems like a very nice person, not mean or petty at all..plus if she acts like she has strong feelings about it/cares that’s kind of a slam at her current…

  19. Zana2016 says

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    Optional: Public: I wish the best for all the parts involved.
    Private: Burn!!!!!!!

  20. AliekaZola says

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    Public response: I’m very flabbergasted by what has happened and wish them well with the outcome of their current situation.

    Private response: BOOM!!! *mic drop*

  21. Frantastic74 says

    1.The awesome Jen anniston who handled it very gracefully. I wdnt have
    2. Angelina who also stole billy Bob from Laura dern
    3 actor is Brad pitt

  22. reen57 says

    So obvs Jen Aniston for the first wife.
    My public response “Give them privacy for the sake of the children”
    My private response: “Just a matter of time before she dumped him! That’s KARMA dude.”

  23. sunshine702 says

    Jen Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    I would be super passive agressive back and throw some of the insults hurled at her years ago right back…

    “I understand what a SENSITIVE and painful matter this is and how important PRIVACY is to all parties. I promise you my life is far from BORING with my husband and we will not be commenting further.” Then do a super sexy spread with the two of you in a magazine because you look great 😉

  25. CelebrityGirl says

    Ooooh, goody, I’ve been waiting for a blind on Jen’s reaction!

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? “That’s unfortunate.”

    Your PRIVATE response? “Oh, Brad…karma’s a *, isn’t she?”

  27. pants says

    Jen
    Brad
    Angie

    My thoughts go out to Brad and his family. No one knows better than I how difficult a break up can be, especially when it has high media interest. I hope they are able to settle their differences peacefully and privately.

  28. BrunTowe says

    Jennifer Aniston

    Brad Pitt

    Angelina Jolie

    Public Sentence: I hope their kids do not get so harmed about this situation.
    Private Sentence: What goes around, comes around.

  30. yourPRisajoke says

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelin Jolie

    PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? In public, I wish them well, or something about protecting the privacy for the children.
    Your PRIVATE response? In private, it’s been a long time, hopefully I’d have long moved past it.

  31. stanton says

    All to easy. Jennifer Anniston Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie.

    My public response would be “Everyone should respect their privacy”

  32. pants says

    Private response would be a major party. She must be so relieved to have the tabloid baby pressure constantly comparing her to St. Jolie over. She is already coming out the winner for how gracefully she handled her break up with Brad.

  34. jonesing says

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie
    Public Response: I can’t come up with a good one
    Private Response: Girlfriend, you lose ’em the way you got ’em.

  35. Gemzan says

    Jennifer Aniston

    Brad Pitt

    Angelina Jolie

    For my private response, I’d invite Laura Dern over so we can toast to karma. 🙂

    For my public response, after I somehow wiped the smile off my face, I’d say something about divorce being very difficult and that my thoughts are with the children, since Jennifer A was a child of divorce. And then I’d go on a PDA-packed paparazzi-alerted vacay with my hot husband!

  39. basketballgrl says

    Jen Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie

    If I were Jen I would hate being pulled back into that mess.

  41. hannahbanana says

    Who else could it be but Jennifer, Brad, and Angelina?!

    My comment would be how I was saddened to hear their relationship had ended as I would be for anyone I cared about, but I’d have a delightfully smug inner “HAH. Good” moment.

  44. Jester says

    Jennifer Anniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie-Pitt

    Public Response: Divorce is unfortunate for everybody involved.

    Private Response: Back atcha b*tch!

  46. JerzeyJenn says

    1st Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    Actor: Brad Pitt

    2nd Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC response to the divorce?
    First for the record and 268th time I am not pregnant and its not my business to comment on them personally, but in general divorce is sad news for any family and I hope any broken family can resolve and transition peacefully especially if there are children involved…so no further comments about this EVER!

    PRIVATE response? Bwah-Fking-haha, that’s karma b*tch

  48. ceweesie says

    Jen
    Brad
    Angelina
    Public response: It’s none of my business, I hope for the best for the children involved in a situation that is beyond their control
    Private response: Karma is a b***h…BWAHAHAhahaha 😉

  51. chiente says

    First Wife is Jenny Aniston.
    THE Actor: Bradley Pitt
    THE Second Wife: Angie Jolie
    Public Response: was it a sham marriage?
    Private Response: it was a sham marriage!

  54. ladybugjones says

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt (bought her out of plan B production company)

    Second Wife: Angelina

  56. SilentStar says

    Very obviously Brad, Angie and Jennifer.

    Public response: I wish them all the best and hope everyone involved can move forward and be happy.

    Private response: Ditto.

  59. ashanean says

    First: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor Brad Pitt
    Second Angelina Jolie

    Public This is their business and they deserve privacy at this difficult time.
    Private good for them karma is a b*tch. If you chest with them, they will cheat on you. Applies to both Angie and Brad hahahaaaa

  60. Susankay says

    First: Jennifer Aniston

    Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second: Angelina Jolie

    Public: It is always sad when families have to go through divorce.

    Private: Karma is a bitch. If you start a relationship while in one with someone else….that will be the way you leave. or someone leaves.

  62. BobNYC says

    Well sure, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Oh-Pitty-Me. Good luck (not) to Angelina in trying to get sole custody of the kids with her record of drug abuse and anorexia. I hope no court is dumb enough to let her have the kids.

  64. kcloud says

    Jennifer Anniston is classy and has held her composure. She is remarried to an even hotter guy now. Clearly she has moved on. Yay Jen!!!!!!

  70. Ellis Bell says

    Jen A.

    I hope she’s not sending out surrogates like Chelsea Handler to bad mouth Angelina. It was a rather crude comment and not at all in the best interest of Brad and Angelina’s children.

  71. Roses says

    Jen A

    Brad

    AngieJo

    Public Response-Its sad and hope the kids would be okay
    Private response-BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  76. WillowPotter says

    Jen Aniston

    Yummy Brad Pitt

    Soon-to-be ex-wife Angelina Jolie

    Public response: I’m not going to comment on the divorce of my ex and his wife.

    Private Response: She was trifling, and what goes around… Sho nuff… Comes around, this was never a surprise to me, since we departed I have been quietly counting down the days of the destruction that is Bradjolina..

  77. Goodgrief says

    Oh my goodness, I can’t think of who this could be. I will go out on a limb and say…

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? My thoughts are with the Jolie-Pitt family.
    Your PRIVATE response? Bwaaahahahaha (knee slap, fist bump) hahahahahaha
    I have to say I would be mad if anyone thought I was dumb enough to go back to my cheating…

  80. celebiddy says

    I thought the quote about jenn never thinkings brange would last forever was pretty crafty. It was a source saying jen thought angelina was very complicated while brad was really simple. No overt insult there and it’s open for interpretation but can be read as angelina is high maintenance/difficult while brad is stupid/dull.

  81. Monysmom says

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? In public – “oh dear!”
    Your PRIVATE response? – privately? Karma’s a b*tch!

  85. pj33558 says

    Anniston
    Pitt
    Skankalina

    Optional:
    Public statement: Wish them peace and privacy through the coming months.
    Private response: karma…

  90. hwoodsocal says

    1st Wife: Jennifer Anniston

    Actor: Brad Pitt

    2nd Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC: I am sorry to hear about the divorce, and I can imagine what both Brad and Angie must be going through.

    PRIVATE: Oh, if only I cared anymore…

  92. robynsing says

    Jen, Brad, ang. I would tell them to divorce amicably for their children, and family court judges RARELY grant sole custody to one parent. Joint legal and physical are what is in the best interest of the children. In fact, a red flag will go up when a judge sees a parent try to keep kids from the other parent and they are basically screwing theirself. The parent likely to be granted primary custody (not sole custody) is the parent who demonstrates through their words and actions that they are

  95. Dancing with Mr D says

    Yeah, we’d all probably like to think Brad and Jen would get back together. But, apparently, that train has sailed.
    In public, I would be very measured.
    In private….I’d probably throw a karma party.

  96. robynsing says

    (Continued) The one more likely to facilitate a relationship with both parents. Let’s not forget the marathon Kelly Rutherford debacle. That’s just what Angie will get if she doesn’t back off.

  97. smileyriot says

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    Public: I’m sorry to hear about the divorce.
    Private: Once a cheater, always a cheater!

  99. spunkie brewster says

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie
    I wish him the best of luck and same in private. My ex of 7 years cheated on me with many women. I left him and we’re still friends. What he did was awful and wrong but people make mistakes. I encourage him to be the best he can be and that he’ll find someone that makes him happy. Clearly we weren’t meant to be but that doesn’t mean I will wish him any ill will

  100. justjinx says

    This has to be Jen, Brad and Angelina.

    I would say Im sorry things ended this way and I hope the children will adjust ok. I wish them all the best.

    Keep it short. Take the high road. I think she will.

    I think there is one issue that nobody’s talking about that probably put just as much strain on their relationship as anything imo. Her bilateral mastectomy. Sure she had reconstruction, even got to keep her own nipples! But it changes you. could have helped lead to him cheating…