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The First Wife

September 21, 2016 Blind Gossip

bride-wars[Blind Gossip] Rumors are flying that The First Wife was the cause of the divorce between these two superstars!

No.

1. First Wife was as blindsided by the announcement that The Actor and his Second Wife were splitting as everyone else.

She had no idea. None. She was genuinely surprised.

2. First Wife does occasionally speak to The Actor, but it’s not a regular thing. After their divorce, he bought her out of a business they owned together, but they still chat if an issue comes up about one of the projects they did together.

Their conversations are civil and professional. They talk about work (acting, producing). [The First Wife] never speaks to or even asks about [The Second Wife] and The Actor doesn’t usually bring her up.

3. First Wife and The Actor rarely see each other in person. There is some professional overlap and they are occasionally in the same building because they have the same agent.

It’s not like they’re having clandestine meetups at the local Motel 6.

4. First Wife is married, and her relationship with her husband is going well.

Not perfect, but it’s going fine. She isn’t cheating on him or anything like that.

5. First Wife is not pregnant. And she is definitely not pregnant with The Actor’s baby.

No, definitely not pregnant with anybody’s baby!

So, First Wife is definitely NOT the reason that the superstar couple broke up. While conspiracy theorists would LOVE for the First Wife to have played an active role in the divorce… and for her to get back together with The Actor… and for her to get pregnant by him… and for them to live happily ever after… it’s not going to happen.

In the meantime, she will keep quiet about the situation.

She is going to be smart and not comment on the situation. When words do come out of her mouth, they will be very carefully rehearsed and demonstrate maturity and appropriate concern for the well-being of the people involved.

In other words, you will never hear her say, “BWAHAHAhahaha!”

Not in public, anyway.

Similar: Opposite Sides Of The Room

First Wife:

The Actor:

Second Wife:

[Optional] You are The First Wife. What is your best one-sentence PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? Your PRIVATE response?

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  1. FlowerGirl says

    September 22, 2016 at 11:14 am

    Public: “What goes around comes around!”

    Private: “Serves him right!” or “Once a cheater, always a cheater!”

    #TeamAniston

  2. Brizzles says

    September 22, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Her public response already given was perfect.

    The private response? The old a gaffe of “If he cheats WITH you, then expect him to cheat ON you” seems appropriate.

    I never understood or agreed with the martyring of Brad and Angelina as a power couple. Brad cheated on his wife with Angelina, and Angelia sought (for the second time) a man who was married. Selfishness is a serious flaw in character, in my book.

  3. Lea214 says

    September 22, 2016 at 7:10 am

    Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie.

  4. sadlyobsidian says

    September 22, 2016 at 6:53 am

    Jen Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angie.

  5. Katmandu says

    September 22, 2016 at 6:44 am

    hmmm….no idea. hahhahaaaaaa! poor old ‘Jen’ is really poor old Jen, for one thing, she couldn’t gestate a fibroid in her 50 year old uterus and for another thing, she seems happily married – for NOW, anyway.

    Public response: ‘I’m sorry for their troubles and hope they work things out.”

    Private respnse: “He’ll have his hands full with that witch and that huge crew for months, maybe years, hahahaaa!…. Let’s celebrate, roll me a joint,…

  6. IHearYou says

    September 22, 2016 at 6:43 am

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    Hint Motel 6 – 6 kids

    Public Response:
    Divorce is difficult. I wish them all well.

    Private Response:
    You wanted him.You got him.
    Karma is a B****!

  7. MissCassandra says

    September 22, 2016 at 5:53 am

    Jen aniston

    Brad Pitt

    Angelina jolie

  8. Girlfriend says

    September 22, 2016 at 5:53 am

    I am Jennifer Aniston and I would say this is none of my business!!!

  9. Pambala says

    September 22, 2016 at 5:39 am

    First wife: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie
    Public: I wish them both the best during their difficult time
    private: same

  10. gorillaInc says

    September 22, 2016 at 5:10 am

    First Wife:Jenifer Aniston

    The Actor:Brad Pitt

    Second Wife:

    Public:Wish them all the best
    Private: justin timberlake-what goes around comes around- on playback

    • CelebrityGirl says

      September 22, 2016 at 9:44 am

      Haha, yes! That song has been in my head ever since the story first broke!

  11. thisisannoying says

    September 22, 2016 at 4:57 am

    I would be completely torn between being petty and taking the high road, so either “what goes around comes around” or “I hope they and the kids are alright”.

    Jen An
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina

  12. CyndiTx123 says

    September 22, 2016 at 3:30 am

    Jennifer and Brad pitt….

    Angelina his 2nd wifey…

    Sad for them and hope they work it out for the kids sake.
    private response….what comes around goes around…

  13. Ran Dan says

    September 22, 2016 at 3:21 am

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    [Optional] Public: I don’t know her
    Private: I F*CKING KNEW IT

  14. beachy says

    September 22, 2016 at 3:20 am

    Jen Aniston/Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie

  15. dontpanik says

    September 22, 2016 at 3:16 am

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    Public : She’s doing right by keeping her mouth shut. It’s none of anyone’s business
    Private: Well of course he cheated on you, honey.

  16. luvprue1 says

    September 22, 2016 at 3:08 am

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelina Joliet

    Optional:I would say absolutely nothing. However in private I would say in most sarcastic voice,” I didn’t see that one coming”. Karma gets them every time.

  17. Tootles says

    September 22, 2016 at 2:57 am

    Jennifer ‘dull’ Anniston
    Brad ‘drop dead gorgeous’ Pitt
    Angelina ‘sexy alluding but v v weird’

  18. benzarella says

    September 22, 2016 at 2:32 am

    First Wife : Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor : Brad Pitt

    Second Wife : Angelina Jolie

    This one is TOO easy!

  19. ibgrlzn says

    September 22, 2016 at 2:18 am

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    Opt- public: no comment
    Private: still no comment

    Haahahahahahahah

  20. spoofbyrd says

    September 22, 2016 at 1:28 am

    Jen Brangelina . And my answer is public and private. A- It ‘s Hollywood ! And B—- It is Hollywood. !

  21. The Beagle says

    September 22, 2016 at 1:26 am

    Plainly, this is Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie

    Optional Question:
    Public response – Nothing. Not even a single sentence. They’ve been divorced for over a decade now and saying anything publicly is going to be ripped analyzed to death and misconstrued every way possible.
    Private response – Again, nothing. It’s been 10 + years and I would hope she’s moved on. There is no pleasure to be taken from the break up of a family.

  22. alene2345 says

    September 22, 2016 at 12:01 am

    Jen Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angie Jolie
    I would say something classy in public like,”I am sorry to hear that.It must be a very difficult time for both of them. Iwish them and their family the best in future.”
    In private,”Karma’s a bitch!I hope the divorce is off the wall messy!the only ones I feel sorry for are the kids.”

  23. Jaqaranda says

    September 21, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    Aniston, Pitt, Jolie.
    Optional: I wouldn’t give so much as a word to the press. My private response would be a makeout sesh with the husband I’m not cheating on because living well is truly the best revenge.

  24. Lingy says

    September 21, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

  25. JohnnyDerpp says

    September 21, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    Friends-zone only

  26. peppermint twist says

    September 21, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Jennifer, Brad and Ange.

    Optional: “Bahahaha…I guess a smacked out, self mutilating lunatic isn’t all that great after all!”

  27. sabrina325 says

    September 21, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie-Pitt

  28. LAJuice says

    September 21, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    jen
    brad
    ange
    public response: I dont know her.
    private: none.

  29. starrchild says

    September 21, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    Jennifer Aniston. Public response: “I wish him well”.

    The private response: “Ain’t life grand”

  30. CAGirl2014 says

    September 21, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer (Winner!)

    The Actor: Brad Pitiful

    Second Wife: Angelina ‘There’s nothing wrong with me!’ Jolie

    Public Response: ‘I send nothing but good wishes and positive vibes to them while they work through their differences and hope the media will support them in their quest to give them and their family the space they need to heal.”

    Private Response: ‘F*ck you, B*tch!’ (While showing my body to its best advantage in a slinky dress. Thus highlighting #2’s…

    • CAGirl2014 says

      September 21, 2016 at 8:47 pm

      *while highlighting #2’s skeletal frame….

  31. jim812 says

    September 21, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

  32. katedw says

    September 21, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

  33. GossipMaven77 says

    September 21, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    The First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC response: “I have no comment on the situation.”

    PRIVATE response: “Karma’s a b*tch!”

  34. labhluva14 says

    September 21, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

  35. mayer2816 says

    September 21, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    1st wife: Jennifer Aniston
    Actor : Brad Pitt
    2nd wife : Psychangelina Jolie

    Optional: Ahhh I see..

  36. ninanicole says

    September 21, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    Obviously JA doesn’t care. It’s been over a decade. Why are people still dragging her into any Brangelina drama.

    • prinny says

      September 22, 2016 at 11:30 am

      I don’t know…she’s human like the rest of us. I can’t believe this news doesn’t make her at least a little delighted.

      People forget that this whole thing was the Elizabeth Taylor, Eddie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds triangle of the 60’s revisited due to the A list calibre of the people involved, and it caused just as much of an ongoing uproar then as it does now with these three. Debbie was lucky in that Elizabeth moved on quickly to Richard Burton!

  37. sayswho says

    September 21, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Anniston
    Actor: Brad Pitt
    2nd Wife: Angelina Jolie

  38. Theaterfan says

    September 21, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    Jennifer Aniston, who else?

    Public comment: “My thoughts are with Brad and Angelina and their family during this difficult time” or some such BS.

    Private comment: “HA-HA-HA! Karma is a b*tch! Yippee!!!”

  39. GossipSauce says

    September 21, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    In the words of Rachel Green,
    “Once a cheater, always a cheater!”

  40. Gen1982 says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:55 pm

    Jen aniston, Brad Pit, angelina jolie

  41. kval75 says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

  42. spaceship says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    First Wife-Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor-Brad Pitt

    Second Wife-Angelina Jolie

  43. boyjack4 says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie
    “I’m sad for them”
    “Never thought they were suited” and then get your best friend to spew the venom whilst you look saintly!

  44. justjinx says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    This has to be Jen, Brad and Angelina.

    I would say Im sorry things ended this way and I hope the children will adjust ok. I wish them all the best.

    Keep it short. Take the high road. I think she will.

    I think there is one issue that nobody’s talking about that probably put just as much strain on their relationship as anything imo. Her bilateral mastectomy. Sure she had reconstruction, even got to keep her own nipples! But it changes you. could have helped lead to him cheating…

  45. spunkie brewster says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie
    I wish him the best of luck and same in private. My ex of 7 years cheated on me with many women. I left him and we’re still friends. What he did was awful and wrong but people make mistakes. I encourage him to be the best he can be and that he’ll find someone that makes him happy. Clearly we weren’t meant to be but that doesn’t mean I will wish him any ill will

  46. Ali says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    First Wife: Jen Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

  47. smileyriot says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    Public: I’m sorry to hear about the divorce.
    Private: Once a cheater, always a cheater!

  48. robynsing says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    (Continued) The one more likely to facilitate a relationship with both parents. Let’s not forget the marathon Kelly Rutherford debacle. That’s just what Angie will get if she doesn’t back off.

  49. Dancing with Mr D says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    Yeah, we’d all probably like to think Brad and Jen would get back together. But, apparently, that train has sailed.
    In public, I would be very measured.
    In private….I’d probably throw a karma party.

  50. CleverVocab says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    Brad, Jenn, Angelina

  51. jrgius says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    Jen and Br

  52. robynsing says

    September 21, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    Jen, Brad, ang. I would tell them to divorce amicably for their children, and family court judges RARELY grant sole custody to one parent. Joint legal and physical are what is in the best interest of the children. In fact, a red flag will go up when a judge sees a parent try to keep kids from the other parent and they are basically screwing theirself. The parent likely to be granted primary custody (not sole custody) is the parent who demonstrates through their words and actions that they are

  53. croctan says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie

  54. hwoodsocal says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    1st Wife: Jennifer Anniston

    Actor: Brad Pitt

    2nd Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC: I am sorry to hear about the divorce, and I can imagine what both Brad and Angie must be going through.

    PRIVATE: Oh, if only I cared anymore…

  55. kittypryde777 says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

  56. Riskia says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    First wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

  57. prissy says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    First Wife: jennifer aniston

    The Actor: brad pitt

    Second Wife: anjelina jolie

  58. SheilaK says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    Def Aniston/Pitt

  59. pj33558 says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    Anniston
    Pitt
    Skankalina

    Optional:
    Public statement: Wish them peace and privacy through the coming months.
    Private response: karma…

  60. luv2guess says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    aniston
    pitt
    joile

  61. lola123 says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

  62. truebritt says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    Aniston and Brangelina, of course

  63. Monysmom says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? In public – “oh dear!”
    Your PRIVATE response? – privately? Karma’s a b*tch!

  64. celebiddy says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    I thought the quote about jenn never thinkings brange would last forever was pretty crafty. It was a source saying jen thought angelina was very complicated while brad was really simple. No overt insult there and it’s open for interpretation but can be read as angelina is high maintenance/difficult while brad is stupid/dull.

  65. TeaDrinker says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    Jen Aniston

    Brad Pitt

    Company they had together was Plan B a production company.

    Angelina Jolie

  66. ReveriesReverie says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Jennifer and Brad

    Jolie

  67. Goodgrief says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    Oh my goodness, I can’t think of who this could be. I will go out on a limb and say…

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? My thoughts are with the Jolie-Pitt family.
    Your PRIVATE response? Bwaaahahahaha (knee slap, fist bump) hahahahahaha
    I have to say I would be mad if anyone thought I was dumb enough to go back to my cheating…

  68. WillowPotter says

    September 21, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    Jen Aniston

    Yummy Brad Pitt

    Soon-to-be ex-wife Angelina Jolie

    Public response: I’m not going to comment on the divorce of my ex and his wife.

    Private Response: She was trifling, and what goes around… Sho nuff… Comes around, this was never a surprise to me, since we departed I have been quietly counting down the days of the destruction that is Bradjolina..

  69. RebellionTruth says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    Jen, Brad and Angelina

    • RebellionTruth says

      September 21, 2016 at 4:39 pm

      My public responde would be “Karma’s a b*tch” lol

  70. FiyahHotFlashy says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    Jen Aniston, Brad and Angie

    If I were 1st wife…”No Comment” with a smile on my face

  71. smd1004p says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    jennifer aniston brad pitt and angelina…this is stealing

  72. Roses says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    Jen A

    Brad

    AngieJo

    Public Response-Its sad and hope the kids would be okay
    Private response-BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  73. Ellis Bell says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    Jen A.

    I hope she’s not sending out surrogates like Chelsea Handler to bad mouth Angelina. It was a rather crude comment and not at all in the best interest of Brad and Angelina’s children.

  74. Diamond Girl says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    Jennifer Anniston

    Brad Pitt

    Angelina Jolie

  75. Loranloran says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Jen and Brad…they owned a production company together called plan b i believe

  76. DenverJayhawk says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Duh!!!
    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

  77. angelbratt says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Jenn Anniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

  78. amagod121 says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    Yeah but she did say it was kharma, which is kinda like saying “bwahaha,” isn’t it?

  79. kcloud says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Jennifer Anniston is classy and has held her composure. She is remarried to an even hotter guy now. Clearly she has moved on. Yay Jen!!!!!!

  80. wfreshie says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    jennifer anistin is brads first wife and angelina jolie is the 2nd wife

  81. BobNYC says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    Well sure, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Oh-Pitty-Me. Good luck (not) to Angelina in trying to get sole custody of the kids with her record of drug abuse and anorexia. I hope no court is dumb enough to let her have the kids.

  82. Chloe74 says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

  83. Susankay says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    First: Jennifer Aniston

    Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second: Angelina Jolie

    Public: It is always sad when families have to go through divorce.

    Private: Karma is a bitch. If you start a relationship while in one with someone else….that will be the way you leave. or someone leaves.

  84. ashanean says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    First: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor Brad Pitt
    Second Angelina Jolie

    Public This is their business and they deserve privacy at this difficult time.
    Private good for them karma is a b*tch. If you chest with them, they will cheat on you. Applies to both Angie and Brad hahahaaaa

  85. momof2boys says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Anniston
    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie Pitt
    Actor: Brad Pitt

  86. dawnmorningglory says

    September 21, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    First wife: Jennifer
    Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second wife Angelina

  87. SilentStar says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    Very obviously Brad, Angie and Jennifer.

    Public response: I wish them all the best and hope everyone involved can move forward and be happy.

    Private response: Ditto.

  88. Lilibet says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    My statement is “Oh, how awful! I’m so sorry to hear that!”

  89. ladybugjones says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt (bought her out of plan B production company)

    Second Wife: Angelina

    • PinkSlip says

      September 22, 2016 at 11:14 am

      I’d make her public response, “Well, so much for Plan B, then, eh?” :)))))))))))))

  90. tell me more says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    1st wife: jenn anniston
    Actor: brad pitt
    2nd wife: angelina jolie

  91. fishfish123 says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie

  92. chiente says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    First Wife is Jenny Aniston.
    THE Actor: Bradley Pitt
    THE Second Wife: Angie Jolie
    Public Response: was it a sham marriage?
    Private Response: it was a sham marriage!

  93. hkmummy says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Aniston for first
    Pitt for actor
    Jolie for second

  94. Arianna1 says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    Jennifer, I know you read BG, so we’ll all say BWAHAHAhahaha for you 🙂

  95. ceweesie says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    Jen
    Brad
    Angelina
    Public response: It’s none of my business, I hope for the best for the children involved in a situation that is beyond their control
    Private response: Karma is a b***h…BWAHAHAhahaha 😉

  96. Vanessa501 says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

  97. JerzeyJenn says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    1st Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    Actor: Brad Pitt

    2nd Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC response to the divorce?
    First for the record and 268th time I am not pregnant and its not my business to comment on them personally, but in general divorce is sad news for any family and I hope any broken family can resolve and transition peacefully especially if there are children involved…so no further comments about this EVER!

    PRIVATE response? Bwah-Fking-haha, that’s karma b*tch

    • tellmemore says

      September 22, 2016 at 9:16 am

      Yes, this is the best response (public and private) she could possibly make. But even then, it should only be if she’s asked (and of course, someone will ask).

  98. awynhaus says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

  99. Jester says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    Jennifer Anniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie-Pitt

    Public Response: Divorce is unfortunate for everybody involved.

    Private Response: Back atcha b*tch!

  100. kahristin says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

  101. Melinda says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

  102. hannahbanana says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    Who else could it be but Jennifer, Brad, and Angelina?!

    My comment would be how I was saddened to hear their relationship had ended as I would be for anyone I cared about, but I’d have a delightfully smug inner “HAH. Good” moment.

  103. Catseyezzz says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angeline Jolie

  104. basketballgrl says

    September 21, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Jen Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie

    If I were Jen I would hate being pulled back into that mess.

  105. Realistic says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Aniston
    Pitt
    Jolie

  106. jewelisintown says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    Hi Jen,
    Brilliant way to release a statement.
    Btw, I’m a big fan of yours!

  107. Gemzan says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    Jennifer Aniston

    Brad Pitt

    Angelina Jolie

    For my private response, I’d invite Laura Dern over so we can toast to karma. 🙂

    For my public response, after I somehow wiped the smile off my face, I’d say something about divorce being very difficult and that my thoughts are with the children, since Jennifer A was a child of divorce. And then I’d go on a PDA-packed paparazzi-alerted vacay with my hot husband!

  108. jonesing says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie
    Public Response: I can’t come up with a good one
    Private Response: Girlfriend, you lose ’em the way you got ’em.

    • jonesing says

      September 21, 2016 at 2:56 pm

      But then from what Ace is posting that probably isn’t the case. Sucks for the kids, really.

  109. Marybel says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    The Pitt and his exes

  110. stanton says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    All to easy. Jennifer Anniston Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie.

    My public response would be “Everyone should respect their privacy”

  111. yourPRisajoke says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston
    The Actor: Brad Pitt
    Second Wife: Angelin Jolie

    PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? In public, I wish them well, or something about protecting the privacy for the children.
    Your PRIVATE response? In private, it’s been a long time, hopefully I’d have long moved past it.

  112. Ayfkmwts says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Jennifer
    Brad
    Angie

  113. BrunTowe says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Jennifer Aniston

    Brad Pitt

    Angelina Jolie

    Public Sentence: I hope their kids do not get so harmed about this situation.
    Private Sentence: What goes around, comes around.

  114. pants says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    Jen
    Brad
    Angie

    My thoughts go out to Brad and his family. No one knows better than I how difficult a break up can be, especially when it has high media interest. I hope they are able to settle their differences peacefully and privately.

    • pants says

      September 21, 2016 at 2:54 pm

      Private response would be a major party. She must be so relieved to have the tabloid baby pressure constantly comparing her to St. Jolie over. She is already coming out the winner for how gracefully she handled her break up with Brad.

  115. erininla35 says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    Anniston
    Pitt
    Jolie

  116. CelebrityGirl says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    Ooooh, goody, I’ve been waiting for a blind on Jen’s reaction!

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    PUBLIC response to The Actor’s divorce? “That’s unfortunate.”

    Your PRIVATE response? “Oh, Brad…karma’s a *, isn’t she?”

  117. MyHipsDoLie says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

  118. sunshine702 says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Jen Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    I would be super passive agressive back and throw some of the insults hurled at her years ago right back…

    “I understand what a SENSITIVE and painful matter this is and how important PRIVACY is to all parties. I promise you my life is far from BORING with my husband and we will not be commenting further.” Then do a super sexy spread with the two of you in a magazine because you look great 😉

  119. reen57 says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    So obvs Jen Aniston for the first wife.
    My public response “Give them privacy for the sake of the children”
    My private response: “Just a matter of time before she dumped him! That’s KARMA dude.”

  120. AliekaZola says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    Public response: I’m very flabbergasted by what has happened and wish them well with the outcome of their current situation.

    Private response: BOOM!!! *mic drop*

  121. Zana2016 says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    Optional: Public: I wish the best for all the parts involved.
    Private: Burn!!!!!!!

  122. LaBellaVida says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    It will probably be something along the lines of “I wish nothing but the best for them as they go through this difficult time.” blah blah blah She’ll keep it classy & vague, no doubt

    I don’t see her private response being that different…she seems like a very nice person, not mean or petty at all..plus if she acts like she has strong feelings about it/cares that’s kind of a slam at her current…

  123. ms40237 says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    We all know the players…so….If I were were the first wife, I’d publicly say nothing, except for I wish them all well. Privately, away from my hubby, I’d call my BFF and have a good ol’ school girl’s laugh. Yep, twerking and plenty of “BWAHAHAhahahaing!” Then, we’d sing something like:
    So far things aren’t going great
    Your mother warned you there’d be days like these
    But I knew you’d both be brought you down to your knees
    Looks like you’re stuck in second gear.

    She’s…

  124. nudibee says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    Jen, Brad,and Angie of course!

  125. PinkCrayon says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie

    I never liked Aniston, so I don’t really care what she has to say or how she feels about this. I got tired of her whining over the years about it. As for Angelina and Brad, I’m team Brad. Angelina has always been a bit off.

    • mayer2816 says

      September 22, 2016 at 7:29 am

      team Brad, you gotta be kidding me. He’s responsible for breaking his own marriage, * Jolie couldn’t wait to get pregnant soon after he left Jen. And how do you know Jen whined about it? Commenting what Jolie did was uncool was whining? Let’s see how you’d do if your husband/bf left you for someone else and seeing their pictures all over the place. I wasn’t on team anyone but I certainly would pick ‘whiny team’ over husband stealer team and or man with no moral team

    • tellmemore says

      September 22, 2016 at 9:10 am

      Really? You think she whined about it? When?

    • MademoiselleRose says

      September 22, 2016 at 6:20 pm

      I’m team no-one, but I think Aniston handled it really well, since she must have been very hurt and humiliated. I don’t think, apart from saying something was uncool years later, she said much/anything at all, she def didn’t whine whilst both Jolie and Pitt were total arses, rubbing her nose in it right after he left and then Pitt saying mean stuff about his marriage to Jen years later in an interview. I can’t stand Jolie, I don’t think she’s even close to the saint she tries to portray.

  126. sookiesmom says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    Jen, Brad, Ang
    Public: no comment
    Private: karma ‘s a bitch baby

  127. BennyLavaandtheJets says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    Jennifer Aniston

    Brad Pitt

    Angelina Jolie

    Public: I’m sorry to hear that.

    Private: I don’t know that I’d have anything snarky to say. It’s been a long time, she’s happy now, and Brad and Angelina have been through their own weird stuff. I’d just face forward and keep doing my thing.

  128. MaryQuiteContrary says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    First Wife: Jennifer Aniston

    The Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second Wife: Angelina Jolie

    Publicly “Sorry to hear that”; Privately “What goes around comes around!”

  129. Courtie says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    jennifer a
    brad p
    angelina j

    of course

  130. kkglisson357 says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Jennifer Aniston
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie
    Clue-motel six, Brad and Angelina have 6 kids

  131. Sadhbh says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    Brad, Angelina, Jen

  132. prinny says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    How could anyone think the split was caused by Jenn A???? I am sure she wouldn’t take Brad back if he was the last man on earth at this point, especially since all signs point to a better marriage for her this time around.

    If I were Jenn, my public statement would be “I feel sorry for the kids”,
    privately, I would be throwing a pajama party for my girlfriends where we would dance and drink champagne all night. First to be invited, Chelsea Handler.

    • Parade says

      September 22, 2016 at 8:44 am

      I highly doubt Brad would want Jen back either.

  133. Khadafi says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    First Wife: Aniston

    The Actor: Pitt

    Second Wife: Jolie

  134. haley1020 says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    jennifer anniston
    brad pitt
    angelina jolie

  135. Vinnie says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Aniston
    Pitt
    Jolie
    “Karma”
    ??????????

  136. pretzel says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Loved the BWAHAHAHAHA

    Obviously Aniston and Brangelina.

    Public response would be something like “none of my business, but I’m sure they’d like some privacy”

    Private? “So no one told you life was gonna be this way” (bwahahahahah)

    • RitaSkeeter says

      September 22, 2016 at 7:58 am

      You win the award for the best comment and burn of the week…

    • Smokey says

      September 22, 2016 at 8:36 am

      Lol, good one!

    • JessaMomma says

      September 22, 2016 at 9:14 am

      Best. Post. Ever.

    • PinkSlip says

      September 22, 2016 at 11:09 am

      Oh, perfect!

    • barb8571 says

      September 23, 2016 at 11:43 am

      Heard that on Seth Meyers show last night. Except he added the hand clapping at the end. Hilarious

  137. tru leigh says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Anniston/Jolie/Pitt

  138. Twentysevenreasons says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    First wife: Jennifer Aniston

    Actor: Brad Pitt

    Second wife: Angelina Jolie

    Optional: Brad who? Private:Bahaha! !!

  139. blinkandyoumight says

    September 21, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    JENNIFER ANISTON
    BRAD PITT
    ANGELINA JOLIE

    my guess is jolie found out pitt got marion pregnant a week ago, which is why she decided to file for divorce on monday…the day before the Allied trailer was released. ouch!

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