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The Baby Part 2: The Deal

March 31, 2021 Blind Gossip

SOLVED!

UPDATED!

[Blind Gossip] You may recall that this celebrity couple signed a very lucrative deal to produce TV shows.

So… where are the shows?

Have you heard about any specific projects?

Want to hear about their first one?

Here you go!

They have their first project and it is going to be huge. They are going to shock and awe right out of the gate. It will be the most watched TV show ever in the history of television.

Then their show would have to be bigger than any Super Bowl.

Bigger than the finale of M*A*S*H.

Bigger than his parent’s wedding.

Are they going to achieve that by doing a documentary about people in unfortunate circumstances who rise up, not just to survive, but to thrive?

No.

They are going to do something controversial. Something with shock value!

A birth.

A live birth.

Her live birth.

Showing everything from beginning to end.

It’s happening!

The live aspect of this production is tricky as she could be in labor for many hours or even days. They are looking at this as a Truman Show concept where it would be broadcast 24/7 from the beginning of labor to a couple of hours after birth.

The production crew are all from reality television, and there will be multiple production teams.

Wow. So this will be a live streaming event, possibly lasting for days, that will be produced like a reality show.

Are there any surprises planned?

He will be calling his family in the middle of it. That should be interesting.

Also, their [other child] will appear on camera.

How will the finances work on the streaming side?

They expect that as soon as it’s announced, there will be an uptick in subscribers. Then there is the money from the sponsors.

Will they be able to line up sponsors for that long of an event?

They already have tentative commitments from over a dozen sponsors. Not just baby related products. Major companies like Nike, P&G, Farmer’s Insurance, BMW, Coca-Cola. Everybody wants in!

The money-making would not end at the live event, either.

Of course, the entire thing will be filmed. After the live event, the footage will be compiled and edited into a shorter and more polished product of about two hours of highlights that will be used for repeat broadcasts.

So the money will roll in eternally. This will certainly establish the couple as real players in the entertainment industry.

Here is something that is a little surprising.

She wants this to be raw and show the birthing process for what it really is. It won’t just be close up shots of her face grimacing in pain.

We’re almost afraid to ask. What does that mean?

Full frontal. You will see everything. It will be more shocking and more talked about than Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

So… there goes that whole privacy thing.

At least that should dispel any rumors about a surrogate.

Are they doing this to purposefully shock his family?

No, this is about raw honesty and living an authentic life and making it on his own in the real world.

He is now a self-made man. His family does not control him any longer. You will hear more about that directly from him during the show.

If everything goes according to plan, they will become two of the most formidable figures in the entertainment industry.

She, especially, will walk away from this as a role model who is unflinchingly honest and brave and authentic. She is one of the most popular people in the world right now and she wants to keep that momentum going. After this, she will have every woman in the world on her side. She can parlay that into bigger things.

Bigger things? Let’s skip that for now.

Back to the birth deal.

Although it will be a live event, it seems that the action won’t be entirely spontaneous and real and unscripted.

You can’t just sit around and hope that somebody spontaneously says or does something interesting every few minutes. Obviously, there is going to be a lot of B roll as filler. The live action will be part documentary and part reality show with a narrative and specific plot points. They are working with everyone to give them direction and some scripted lines to keep it interesting.

Will you give us an example of a scripted line from the upcoming “biggest event in all of television history”?

At the peak of labor, the husband will look between her legs, turn to camera and joyously shout, “She’s crowning! She’s crowning!”

Wordplay!

We can’t wait.

Similar: Fast Baby

Couple:

[Optional] Will you watch? How do you think Husband’s family will react to this? Please use real names and keep your comments civil.

SOLVED!

Couple: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Well, that was fast!

Netflix will be live streaming the birth of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s second child!

Netflix is set to make a formal announcement on Friday, but your friends at Blind Gossip are going to provide you with some key details ahead of time!

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will executive produce the show through their production company, Archewell Productions.

They have hired practically the entire crew from Keeping Up With The Kardashians to handle the production.

Given that this will be a documentary/reality show, it does make sense to have a crew that knows how to handle reality TV.

Here’s something interesting: Although Harry and Meghan say that they will be having a “home birth,” filming will NOT take place at their house in Montecito!

No, they are not going to shoot the whole thing in black and white under a tree!

They are actually building a set that will replicate key rooms of their home for this production.

Sneaky!

The set is already under construction on the Sunset Bronson Studios lot, which is the Netflix production hub in Los Angeles.

While the exact date of the event is not yet known, they are tentatively planning on the birth happening the first week of July, 2021. Mark your calendars.

Will it set ratings records? Who knows. In any case, this is going to be an extraordinary event.

We can’t wait to hear Prince Harry shout, “She’s crowning! She’s crowning!”

Congratulations to Rayodeplata for being first with the correct response!

UPDATE!

This is exciting!

We just received the first photos from the set of Harry and Meghan: A Royal Birth Story.

The first set looks very similar to their living room in the house in Montecito. We even spied a photo of Queen Elizabeth on a table in the background!

Scroll down to check out all the photos…

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Did you think that this crazy blind item was real?

Then you are an April Fool!

Every year, folks. Every year.

The idea for this year’s April Fool’s blind item came from several recent events.

  • Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s chronic media presence despite their stated desire for privacy
  • H & M’s announcement of a home birth
  • H & M’s huge deal with Netflix
  • Sharon Stone’s recent discussion of her famous interrogation scene in Basic Instinct

We put it all together and came up with a wacky home birth plan and a Netflix production where Meghan gives Queen Elizabeth and the world the full hoo ha.

Thank you for playing along this year!

We appreciate the good humor of those of you got the joke quickly as well as the righteous indignation of those who thought it was real.

We hope you enjoyed this year’s joke blind item!

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Solved Blind Items actress, baby, money, television

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Comments

  1. reluctantgossiper says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    APRIL FOOLS! Not falling for it this year!!!!

  2. CoCoJoe says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    April Fools!

  3. cj9660 says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:04 pm

    April Fool’s!!! Good one! 😀

  4. Rapunzel says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:01 pm

    I know this is an April Fool’s joke, but wouldn’t it be hilarious if Meghan Markle caught wind of it and liked the idea?

  5. dee10001 says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:57 pm

    April Fools right? RIGHT? Please be a joke!

  6. ChristineNYC says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:49 pm

    If this isn’t an April Fool’s Joke then someone missed their calling. Or misread the calendar lol

  7. bluemars says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:26 pm

    Lol. These are both April Fool’s Jokes.

  8. arima says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    APRIL FOOLS GUYS!!!!
    He does this Every year!!!
    😂😂😂

  9. ilovepenguins7 says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:02 pm

    This is def an April Fools blind! Not even MM and Harry would stoop so low.

  10. stupidtrista says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:02 pm

    Happy April Fools Day BG!!!
    Good one. 😉

  11. aaaLulu says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    This is surely an April Fool’s joke….. Right, BG? Right??? 😳

  12. Baloobie says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:36 pm

    There is NO WAY this is real! It has to be a (disturbing) April Fools joke!!

  13. vettori says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:29 pm

    Come on! April Fools much?

  14. Miwiiii says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    Oh, OK. I’ll play then. Any receipts?
    Babies are notoriously unpredictable, beginning at the moment of conception.
    Unclockable. …

    Just say April Fool already!!! Good one…

  15. leon07151 says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:00 pm

    Oh please, this must be an April Fool’s joke. That can’t be right.

  16. deln918 says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:52 pm

    This is an April Fool’s prank. The other story about the doula is too. Unbelievable how people could not see through how outrageous these stories are. But good one Blind Gossip you got people again!!!!

  17. Sassymom says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:46 pm

    Is this an April Fool’s joke??

  18. Mischief Girl says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    Is nobody getting that this is an April Fool’s post?
    Posted 31 March, but “solved” 1 April.

  19. stressedout says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:10 pm

    Look at the date people!

  20. mimiyou says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    April Fools!!!

  21. TopChef says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    OMG Everyone — April Fools!!!

  22. lovesboating says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    I put this comment on Part 1 but meant it for Part 2:

    I’m waiting to see April Fools’! How can this not be an April Fools’ Day joke? In past years, I think it was announced by now. It’s solved rather fast…I’m still expecting this to turn out to be a joke.

  23. cbellwood says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    This is an April Fools joke right?!?! Please tell me this can’t be true! Even Megan can’t be this ridiculous!

  24. botness says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    Please tell me this is an April Fools joke

  25. Weird Harold Monster says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    April Fools! HAHA! Every year you guys get me. EVERY YEAR! 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

  26. tarix0923 says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    This must be an April fools joke……but helpfully they don’t get any ideas

  27. Another Time says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    I read this and knew who you were insinuating but thought it was really far fetched. Later I went to pay some bills that are due on the 1st of the month and realized it’s April 1st.
    Happy April Fools! Lol

  28. troutpope says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    APRIL FOOLS’!!!

  29. Vampira says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    Alright BG, did you forget what day it is today? Where’s our April Fools Day story? I still think it’s the #2 story, and I highly doubt that Nike & others would be interested in sponsering live birth.

  30. aaaEmme says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    Happy April Fool’s Day!! BG’s annual posts are legendary and this one is right up there. Love BG!!!

    PS – The funniest part is this one is so believable due to who Harry and Meghan are (massive attention seekers) that this one out of all April Fool’s posts BG has done over the last several years will probably be the most believed. Love it!

  31. knicole1983 says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    Ok, this has got to be the April Fools blind Blind Gossip does every year. I mean, I’m certainly not a fan a MM and Harry, but that is insane 😂

  32. alicat24 says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    Sounds like the annual Blind Gossip April Fool’s. If not..yes I will watch as will most people on here who are saying they won’t!

  33. silimom says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    Edward VIII would go away because they would be social outcasts. So Wallis pursued Edward but didn’t really want to marry him.

    Meghan pursued Harry with the intention of becoming the next Princess Diana. When that didn’t work she decided to take her toys, aka Harry and Archie, and go home. She’s a piece of work.

  34. silimom says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:04 pm

    Seriously, just when I think they can’t be more outrageous, they do this.

    She’s worse than Wallis Simpson. Yes I believe Wallace Simpson enjoyed being King Edward VIII‘s mistress and all the perks that were involved. In fact I think it was very clear she really didn’t want him to abdicate the throne for her because she realized how much her life would change. She knew she would be blamed for the scandal, and she knew that all the things she liked about being with

  35. RestingMadFace says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:59 pm

    I’m going out on a limb to say… April Fools! Well played, BG. Though all of this sounds pretty believable for these two, I highly doubt MM would go unscripted for such an indefinite amount of time.

  36. Mia444 says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    Happy April Fools to you too, BG. The problem with parodying the Harkles is that it IS something they would do if the money was right. SNL had the same problem parodying Trump. It’s not funny if the truth is even worse.

  37. pancaketaco88 says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    This has gotta be an April Fools Day joke right?! RIGHT?!

  38. Haydyh says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:48 pm

    This has got to be BG’s April Fool !!
    The weird thing is , although ,I believe this to be an April Fool blind , I could totally see the Megster reading this , thinking “What an awesome idea!!”
    So BG , if this project ends up being bestowed to us all , we know whose idea it really was !!

  39. A123bc says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    So this is your April fools prank?

  40. Bookbender says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    This has got to be BG’s April Fools joke. This is too awful to be real. 🤣🤣🤣

  41. Lisa Marue says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    Has to be APRIL FOOLS!!!

  42. Kellikopter says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:38 pm

    I always love your April Fools posts! This year’s are especially great, because of the sheer amount of people who fell for it. Lol. Good one!

  43. tmb000 says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    Has to be an April fools joke

  44. whatever says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:24 pm

    I’m appalled reading this, I really hope it’s an april fools prank lol

  45. bailey2040 says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    April Fool!

  46. bamajill says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    April fools! Y’all almost had me!

  47. RobinTKV says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:07 pm

    April Fool’s!
    This was a good one, BG. You can almost imagine that Meghan would actually do this.

  48. minayoki says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:05 pm

    It’s April 1st where I am?

    Surely this an April fools blind!

    Sorry I don’t Believe that Harry would stoop so low

  49. mimiscrew4 says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:01 pm

    A play right of the Kardashian (Kris) playbook. I wonder if she gave it to Megan for free since their show is canceled & they won’t need it or did she charge her normal 10%?

  50. Wildflower85 says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:01 pm

    I know this was written on March 31st, but this is probably BG’s annual April Fool’s joke.

  51. cowdog says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    Haha happy April fools day.

  52. CharlesSwann says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    APRIL FOOL!

  53. Steffy44 says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:57 pm

    APRIL FOOLS! One of you’re awesome gags.

  54. NikkieLynn says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:56 pm

    Harry & Meghan
    Honestly… TO EACH HIS OWN. It’s not my place to judge or criticize them. They are in control of their own lives and if this is what they choose to do, so be it. I can choose to watch or not watch.

  55. kinkins says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    bruh this is totally an april fools 😂 but the fact it’s believable is sad!

  56. mbellivue says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:49 pm

    Hahaha good one. April fools

  57. bonou2 says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:47 pm

    April Fools Day! 🤣🤣🤣

  58. sneakykitten says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:43 pm

    April Fools….

  59. waynenorm3 says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    April Fools’

  60. JudgeJudi says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    Lol! Good one, BG! Happy April Fool’s to all!

  61. DeeDee40207 says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    Megan and Harry…Please let this be an April Fools Joke.

  62. iamtheliquor says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    am I the ONLY one to figure out this was an April fool’s joke?

    Or are all those other comments being blocked as well?

  63. marykatez says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:29 pm

    April Fools…BG, you didn’t get me this year, but you have in the past.

  64. romoarigato says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:29 pm

    I LOVE your April Fool’s blinds!😂😂❤️❤️

  65. redacro says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:20 pm

    Ha ha , best April fools joke so far today.

  66. artistsnow says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:18 pm

    Ummm…this is an April Fools joke, right?

  67. plasmachic65 says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:15 pm

    This is the April Fool’s day post isn’t it? It sounds like an overhyped, undercooked Harkle idea, but I can’t see Netflix going along with this……

  68. scssutter says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:13 pm

    April fools!

  69. NicUK25 says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    Very good!! Best April Fools joke I’ve seen.

  70. kellyk says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    This is a classic BG April Fool’s!

  71. Monkey says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:07 pm

    I’ll try again – this is an April fool’s joke, right? It’s so over the top it cannot be true! Although I’d rather watch her give birth than the god awful Oprah interview lol.

  72. Sackem says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:07 pm

    Oh gawd, please tell me this is the April fools post.

  73. kellykins says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:03 pm

    Happy April Fool’s Day, y’all!

  74. lucidlady says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:00 pm

    This is an April Fool, surely?!

  75. Chryseis says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:51 pm

    I love that people hate them so blindly that they blow straight past the date…

  76. Tuanie says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:44 pm

    Such vile and attention seeking opportunists.

    I hope it’s a ratings disaster.

    • gladyskravitz64 says

      April 1, 2021 at 12:54 pm

      Harry and Meghan. But as I previously posted NO WAY is this true! April Fools Day. Haha. Very funny!

    • mimiscrew4 says

      April 1, 2021 at 1:59 pm

      A play right of the Kardashian (Kris) playbook. I wonder if she gave it to Megan for free since their show is canceled & they won’t need it or did she charge her normal 10%?

    • Blondenycblonde says

      April 1, 2021 at 2:31 pm

      Sounds like this is a BG April Fools prank!

  77. bertcook says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    Haahhahahaaa. As usual, you come up with terrific April Fool’s Gossip!! Well played!!

  78. One Love says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:41 pm

    Sweet Samuel! Please tell me this is an early April Fool’s joke that y’all are so famous for. Megan and Mr. Markle cannot be this narcissistic.

  79. Shona says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:39 pm

    Surely this is an April fool!

  80. VickyLou says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:17 pm

    Lol. Happy April Fools!
    Loads suckered in there.
    I mean, that would be a bit much even for them. Brings a whole new level to Princess Pushy!

  81. inspectorGossipGirl says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:01 pm

    Harry and Meghan.

    This is also OBVIOUSLY an April Fool’s fake story! 😂

  82. peppermint twist says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:57 am

    Sparkle Markle & the dimwitted Hapless Haz. This has to be an April fools day joke doesn’t it? Though I fully expect them to call the kid Diana and try to market her as Di 2.0 and we’ll have to listen to Haz’s sob story about how much his mother is missing out on not meeting her grandchildren. I wonder if Oprah will get that interview to. Haz never misses an opportunity to make some $$$$ off his ‘grief.’

  83. ifyousayso says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:55 am

    I think this may be my favourite april fools blind yet, hilarious. Its obviously supposed to be Harry and Megan. I hate shows to do with giving labour, so I wouldn’t watch at all, no matter who it was.

    P.s i totally could see beyonce doing this except not live cos she seems a control freak. She’d have costume changes, a fan blowing her hair and be singing/lipsyncing for her life. All the while Jay Z narrates and blue ivy delivers the baby, while the twins hover above like angels.

  84. DanyD says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:53 am

    Happy April Fools Day!!

  85. blondiemelinda says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:45 am

    April Fool’s!

  86. the skeptic says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:38 am

    Hmmm, okay. Sure, this is a great April Fool’s Day post, but the best part about it is that it is actually POSSIBLE that the Sussexes could come up with something just this appalling.

  87. catraggedy says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:35 am

    This has to be an April Fool’s joke. It’s over the top even for those two attention seekers.

  88. amberd68 says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:35 am

    April Fool’s!!! That’s the only thing that makes any sort of sense with this blind.

  89. snookiemonster says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:33 am

    April Fools!

  90. nancy104 says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:32 am

    Look at the calendar people! Now re-read this blind item and look at the calendar again.

  91. Britty Woman says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:31 am

    April fool? Please be an April fool’s joke?

  92. IconCU says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:30 am

    I’m really hoping this is an April Fool’s Day joke about Mr & Mrs Markle (however considering how desperate for attention they are, I can totally seeing them doing this! 🤮)

  93. Guesswho2 says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:28 am

    Meghan and Harry
    No, I won’t watch. I find it hypocritical that they say they want to be independent but then cry about losing titles, allowances, and exploit their connection to the inner circle of Royals to profit off crap like this.

    Let be real, Meghan is a D list actress an absolutely no one would care if she weren’t married to Harry. This idea isn’t even original. You can find programs of women giving birth on TLC any day.
    I feel like the sponsors over estimate how much people…

    • Atika says

      April 1, 2021 at 12:18 pm

      April Fools!

    • my2minions says

      April 1, 2021 at 12:37 pm

      Harry and Meghan

      This has to be an April fool’s joke.

  94. VeggieGirl says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:24 am

    Happy April Fool’s Day!!!

  95. seattlemonkey says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:24 am

    BG….you ALMOST got me this year, and I was even anticipating April Fool’s Day! Well done!!

    That said, you couldn’t have selected two bigger fools to feature. 🙂

  96. ChattyCat says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:20 am

    !!!!!!APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!

    Seriously people(!!!)

  97. lafriend says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:19 am

    April fool!!

  98. OhSoLittleMouse says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:13 am

    April Fools?????

  99. GeeGee says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:13 am

    This is definitely one of your better-than-ever, over the top April Fool’s Day posts! Love it! Thanks for the chuckles!

  100. Mel1022 says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:12 am

    April Fools! It’s not true. 😁

  101. coffeecake09 says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:11 am

    April fools nits cracking me up how much people are believing this.

  102. ShockingBlue says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:11 am

    This is one of your best April Fool’s posts. Bravo!

  103. chicagosays says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:09 am

    Pls tell me this is an April Fool’s joke!

  104. hearditall says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:09 am

    April Fools!!! (Right? RIGHT?????)

  105. jeep623 says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:07 am

    April Fools! Oh wow – almost had me this year – of course you’re referring to the x-royals – this is one of the better ones for sure.

  106. momoftwo2015 says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:03 am

    Meghan and Harry. I really hope that this is part of an April Fools post.

  107. mrorange1330 says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:03 am

    Happy April fools y’all! This was great BG

  108. moonshy says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:02 am

    April Fool’s.

  109. YoGo8c says

    April 1, 2021 at 11:01 am

    Come,on, people’s. Nobody is showing their coochi-coo on April 1st. Even less likely is anyone in Harry’s family taking a call from him right now, mid birth or otherwise.

  110. staurolit says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:59 am

    Meghan Markle & Harry – April’s Fool… 🙂

  111. kitclose says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:58 am

    April Fools!!

  112. twitchy says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:57 am

    Happy April Fools Day everyone!

  113. Mia F says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:56 am

    Hi folks! Ummmm … it’s April Fool’s Day.
    They gotcha! 😀
    Again. (BG did the same thing last year, remember?)

    Very funny!!! All the way around. …

  114. ginap702 says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:55 am

    I really look forward to your April Fools Day posts! Always the best!

  115. maybeormaybenot says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:54 am

    This has to be an April fool’s joke…right?

  116. TXJen says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:47 am

    This isn’t true. It is April 1st.

  117. crenshaw says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:45 am

    April Fool!!!

  118. jb2110 says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:40 am

    This has to be the BG April 1 joke!

  119. Summerborn says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:39 am

    An awful lot of people fell for this April Fool’s joke. 🙂

  120. HardWorkingShadow says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:38 am

    BG, PLEASE say this is an early April Fool’s?! I could just about believe that Harry and Meghan might think there are actually people daft enough to want to watch this, but to get every woman in the world on her side? Definitely not! And I’m surprised to see her described as ‘the most popular woman in the world’…they have disgraced themselves in the UK by branding us and the monarchy racist, when she was in fact welcomed by the public from very early on. If this is real, my mind is boggled.

  121. ConshyCatChick says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:36 am

    Eeeeew.

    Please tell me this is an early April Fools post

  122. motown85 says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:36 am

    april fools

  123. CatInTheHat says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:36 am

    Happy April Fools Day everyone!

  124. LVoeMe says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:35 am

    Ok THIS is definitely April Fools! Harry and Markle wouldn’t want their surrogate secret to be blown! It would put a kink in their dwindling hope of being anywhere close to the line of succession! Which they should just renounce the titles and any place in line!

  125. Vampira says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:35 am

    April Fool

  126. splashy says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:29 am

    Bravo, BG. I look forward to this every year!

    The sad thing is, this COULD be real. They’re that crazy (or at least she is).

  127. Tds78 says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:25 am

    Happy April Fools Day, everyone…

  128. suzyq13 says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:24 am

    This has got to an April Fool’s Day joke. Even Harry and Meghan wouldn’t be so clueless.

  129. Monkey says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:18 am

    This is an April fool, right?? Has to be!!

  130. kapper says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:17 am

    The Sussexes!
    (April Fool’s!)
    😉

  131. ina25 says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:17 am

    April fools

  132. JacktheShack says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:14 am

    Errrrrmmmmmm. Happy April Fools BG.

  133. Veralynn says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:14 am

    April Fools Day

    Good one…always look forward to this day to see what you come up with.

    Oooooooh…so rich.

  134. nothome says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:13 am

    Clearly an April Fool’s joke from BG….

  135. WorkingNotLurking says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:03 am

    Ugh. Gross. You can bet she’s going to hold that baby in until it’s Diana’s birthday – July 1 (or induce so it arrives on that day). Would not put it past her. This, from the same woman who researched and wore the same perfume as his mom used to wear when she had her first “blind date” with him.

    • aemish says

      April 1, 2021 at 11:12 am

      +infinity

  136. karina42 says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:02 am

    This has to be an April Fool’s joke, right??

  137. PlayaReina says

    April 1, 2021 at 10:02 am

    Nope, won’t be watching the explosion of exploitation event, but I have an emoji just for the occasion
    🤮
    Meg and Harry

    • caela94 says

      April 1, 2021 at 12:53 pm

      April Fools joke. Those two wouldn’t go that low.

    • arima says

      April 1, 2021 at 7:18 pm

      Omg…Aprils Fools guys!!

  138. fromatoznyc says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:59 am

    April Fools’ Day, bitches!

  139. K9abby says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:59 am

    April fools day joke!! Gotta be!

  140. letinstar says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:58 am

    April Fools? I have no desire to watch any of this…

  141. RadBrad11 says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:58 am

    Harry & Meghan.
    Is this an April fools joke?????

  142. K9abby says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:56 am

    Is this an April Fools day joke????

  143. ldell11383 says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:56 am

    It’s an April fools joke, I’m pretty sure.

  144. arm1970 says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:54 am

    APRILS FOOL’S!!!!

  145. aaaKNF says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:49 am

    Lol April Fools BG!

    It’s about Megs and Harry, but it’s made up just like every years’ April 1st story.

  146. droopyorchid says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:48 am

    April fools, obviously!!

    However, wouldn’t that just be perfect for such privacy hungry people? 🤣

  147. Bellalovesthegoss says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:48 am

    April fools!

  148. aaasoo says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:46 am

    Yes, it’s Meghan & Harry but likely Blind Gossip’s April Fool’s joke.

  149. bootcamp says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:44 am

    Always look forward to the April Fool’s posts every year! They get better and better!!

  150. LadyBlahBlah says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:44 am

    Every year lol. April Fool’s!

  151. KarmaFlower says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:42 am

    Eye roll. April Fools!

  152. calikid says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:41 am

    Um…. April Fool’s!

  153. PinkFlamingo says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:36 am

    Y’all fell for this? OMG, it’s April Fool’s Day,!!! This is a JOKE!!!

  154. mousegirl says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:35 am

    This is without question about Megan and Harry, but I suspect the blind is BG’s annual April Fool’s Day joke (even thought it was posted yesterday) and there is not a shred of truth to it.
    If it is true, then I am as shocked as anyone that H & M would consider such a thing.

  155. PieLies says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:33 am

    Another fabulous 4-1 blind, way to go BG!

  156. Scramp says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:33 am

    Please be an April Fools joke. I shutter thinking this could be real.

  157. andragon says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:33 am

    April Fools!

  158. JacksonReid says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:28 am

    Every damn year, guys! EVERY YEAR BG GETS US 🙂

  159. ladybugmo1 says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:28 am

    I LOVE April Fools Day!!!

  160. BambiBonanza says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:27 am

    And a very happy 1st of April to you, too!

  161. celeste says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:25 am

    This is the best idea they could come up with? Smacks of desperation. Netflix must already be regretting their decision.
    I will not be watching.

    • lucillebluth says

      April 1, 2021 at 9:45 am

      Clever April Fool’s blind….

    • craftykiwi says

      April 1, 2021 at 9:52 am

      April Fool!!!!!!…Naughty Blind Gossip!

    • snookiemonster says

      April 1, 2021 at 10:01 am

      April Fools!

    • hazura jane says

      April 1, 2021 at 10:19 am

      lmao!! neither will anyone else.

    • gladyskravitz64 says

      April 1, 2021 at 10:45 am

      April Fool’s Day joke. Has to be. There is NO WAY this is true

    • helenkeller says

      April 1, 2021 at 10:52 am

      they got you! Happy April Fools Day!

    • leogrrrl says

      April 1, 2021 at 11:00 am

      Agreed: horrible idea, but a GREAT APRIL FOOLS JOKE! As BG likes to say “every year, people, every year…”.

  162. aaababe says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:17 am

    april fool 🙂
    never ever this production might happen 🤣

  163. ivyleaguer says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:16 am

    Thank you BG, for Aprils fools part 2

  164. ladycaro says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:14 am

    Happy April Fools Day. This was a good one.

  165. Whisper says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:13 am

    MM? I don’t think showing live births are new so its not novel however to have a controversial personality to do it is. Its obviously not about privacy or learning anything new- does she think we’re all fools?

  166. buttersmom says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:10 am

    APRIL FOOLS!

  167. little birdy says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:06 am

    Ahahahahahaha! Oh, BG!!!!!!!

  168. Eve-OH says

    April 1, 2021 at 9:02 am

    April Fools!

  169. ChristineBean says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:57 am

    April Fools!

  170. kelaudk says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:48 am

    Harry & Meg
    I will not be watching any of it.
    I think the royal family will see it as tacky, tasteless, & a money grab because that’s exactly what it is.
    I guess this means people aren’t signing up with Netflix in anticipation of their many projects.

    • willowtree says

      April 1, 2021 at 9:13 am

      BG you block my comments every year when I guess it’s an April Fool’s joke! I know I was the first 🤔🤨

    • nisi666 says

      April 1, 2021 at 9:21 am

      I think this is an April Fool’s joke. Lighten up buttercup!

    • caela94 says

      April 1, 2021 at 12:55 pm

      BTW. They are planning an extended maternity/ paternity leave. Don’t you need a steady job?

  171. Avixen21 says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:43 am

    Happy April Fools to you too!

  172. mamacita says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:40 am

    April Fools! And ew!

  173. GregoryFeck says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:39 am

    Harry and megan but this has got to be an April fools surely?!

  174. Tootles says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:34 am

    she’s crowning and I’m laughing at the brilliant April Fools

  175. gingercat says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:31 am

    This all points to Harry and Meghan.

    Love you BG, but I don’t believe this for a second. If this is the rumor, I bet they are using it to try to get a HUGE payout from the Queen. Wonder how much she’ll pay to stop it?

    I guess we’ll see what happens!

    • gingercat says

      April 1, 2021 at 8:31 am

      Oh. Wait. DUH. April Fools!

  176. sparrowraven says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:18 am

    I’m going to assume that this is an April fools, otherwise god help us. And there is no way she is one of the most popular people in the world, both harry and Meghan are very much disliked in Europe.

  177. Bheasa2 says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:17 am

    That’s an April Fool-and-a-half, BG! Well done!

  178. cawatt says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:16 am

    April Fools! I almost believed it until I got the the “full frontal part” 😂

  179. kelseykkm says

    April 1, 2021 at 8:11 am

    April fools

  180. SueSue says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:59 am

    Happy April Fools’ Day! This was excellent and borderline believable!

  181. Yitty Bossy says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:55 am

    April Fools! LOL

  182. sailpen says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:49 am

    April Fool! 🤣

  183. willowgem says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:49 am

    ….April Fool’s!

  184. claireuk says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:40 am

    Haha very good – April Fool!!
    But it is something I would say no way I will watch but would have to have a sneaky peak!!!

  185. JipJip says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:40 am

    April Fool’s!!

  186. UKmonty says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:21 am

    What the hell did I just read? These two are completely desperate. They are so hypocritical! ‘we want privacy were running away to a different country’ ‘come and watch the birth of our child’ live’ wtf!! No Meghan you won’t have all the women on your side, you idiot! Complete sell outs.

    • Wildflower85 says

      April 1, 2021 at 2:03 pm

      I’m betting you just read BG’s April Fool’s post. He/she usually comes up with something outrageous like this.

  187. jungley says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:18 am

    April fool all day long!

  188. cloverlamb says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:18 am

    Couple: Megsy & Harry.

    Wouldn’t watch – gross!

    Family won’t react – April Fool!!!!

  189. Bubbalou says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:11 am

    haha happy April fools day everyone.
    couple : ginger and cringer markle of course
    I wouldnt watch, my only exposure to these two is via BG, cos I love BG.
    Dont care about either to look for more news, very uninteresting duo.

  190. mrs_right says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:07 am

    Clearly talking about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.

    Oh, this has GOT to be April Fool’s post! That’s hilarious! Good one. 😉

  191. blancheED88 says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:02 am

    OH JFC I fell for it again.

  192. blancheED88 says

    April 1, 2021 at 7:02 am

    Yes, I can see how the privacy is highly important to them and this is just another example how they are working to protect their family’s privacy. /s

    This is just too much.

    • blancheED88 says

      April 1, 2021 at 7:03 am

      I FELL FOR IT AGAIN

  193. lisaburton371 says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:37 am

    Haha, You got me for a minute! Happy April Fool’s Day! I look forward to these very year!

  194. Lurky Lou says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:36 am

    Oh dear lord, please let this be an April Fool’s joke!

  195. lila8245 says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:35 am

    OMG! * and Harry. Now they’re using their unborn child to score a payday? Sick individuals.

    Why do they think anyone want to watch her give birth? Women have been doing that since the dawn of time, she’s nothing special. I can’t wait to see how her fans try to justify this latest debacle! They’re having a hard enough time trying to justify her lies from the Oprah interview.

  196. GooglyMoogly says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:32 am

    April Fools!!!

    Good job BG!!!

  197. mote1210 says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:32 am

    Please let this be April Fools!!! I look forward to your AF post every year!

  198. aaanyrn says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:28 am

    April fool’s!
    But some how I think this has crossed Meghan’s mind as a money making scheme.

  199. aaaLCT says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:24 am

    Meghan and Harry

  200. HappChapp says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:14 am

    April 1st
    no other words needed

  201. heygirltx says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:05 am

    April Fools!
    Markle & Harry. But I think this is the April Fools post.

  202. varco950 says

    April 1, 2021 at 6:02 am

    The April Fools Day Tradition continues. Harry and Megan are always good for a laugh.

  203. no_one_no9 says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:42 am

    April Fool! Good one.
    Not so funny though, you’ve potentially given Money Making Meghan her next Big Idea. Cheers for that!!!!

  204. susieq417 says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:40 am

    Good one, BG! April Fools!

  205. kellyp says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:39 am

    I think Part 1 may be Meagan and Harry, but Part 2 is our annual April Fool’s post:)

    Although, somewhere Kim Kardashian is probably thinking-why didn’t I think of that?

  206. nico elayne says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:37 am

    April Fools! lol

  207. pern4home says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:34 am

    I always love your April Fool’s Day posts! You almost had me going until I realized what day it is.

  208. FrankoDerwhistle says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:15 am

    Next plan: First, build a large, helium balloon. Then, report to the press that you think child #1 is in the balloon and it has taken off. Make sure there is a reality TV crew that happens to be onsite to film the hijinks. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

  209. tratschkopf says

    April 1, 2021 at 5:05 am

    haha. Happy April Fool’s Day!

  210. My2Brows says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:57 am

    APRIL FOOL’S

  211. kelno19 says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:48 am

    Is this an early April Fools post???

  212. Lynkan says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:43 am

    APRIL FOOLS … Surely 😏

  213. leon07151 says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:39 am

    Aprilsfool.

  214. Jodone says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:31 am

    this has to be your usual April Fools day farce But as all good farces it has a germ of truth or possibility in it. You can see Megan’s desperation for attention making this possible.

  215. Westie says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:28 am

    Happy April Fool’s Day!

  216. Beakerange says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:28 am

    April fool
    Lol. God one tho I bet they’re thinking “damn I wish we’d thought of that”

  217. WorkHardBeNice says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:12 am

    Nobody wants to see Megan Markle’s clown car.

    • darlacc says

      April 1, 2021 at 11:34 am

      LMBO! 😂

    • WorkHardBeNice says

      April 1, 2021 at 7:59 pm

      The crazy thing is, it’s probably one of BG’s breathtakingly awesome April Fool’s blinds…

      And yet no one would put it past those two thirsty fame*.
      It could happen!!

  218. crumbsnatcher says

    April 1, 2021 at 4:02 am

    April Fool’s!
    Nice one, mate.
    The only fool here is poor Harry. 🇬🇧
    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

  219. samdow says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:58 am

    It’s April Fools Day! You almost got me again!

  220. chillenout says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:53 am

    Harry and me-again. Happy April Fools Day!

  221. Maryruss12 says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:47 am

    April Fools???

  222. PiskieQueen says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:42 am

    You know, even though it’s an April Fool, I wouldn’t put this past her!

  223. macmac says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:39 am

    APRIL FOOLS

  224. FoxMulder says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:36 am

    Great April Fools blind about the oh so private couple Meagan and Harry!

  225. liarliarpantsonfire says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:27 am

    Clearly April Fools

  226. jojostrop says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:25 am

    This is an april fool right?

  227. Scarlet Peaches says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:20 am

    Please tell me this is an April Fools Day joke. Good grief!

  228. apple monkey says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:05 am

    Happy April Fool’s Blind Gossip!

  229. Tommy417 says

    April 1, 2021 at 3:02 am

    * and *. I have no words…..except I would rather have my eyes plucked from my skull by an angry eagle than watch that mess.

    • Tommy417 says

      April 1, 2021 at 3:18 am

      After I wrote this I looked at the date and realized this is probably an April Fool’s gag. What is truly sad about it? I had no problem believing those two hustlers fully capable of doing something so gods awful.

  230. aaaKey7 says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:52 am

    This year’s April fool!

  231. julietjas says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:24 am

    I look forward to my favorite holiday to come to BG, and you never disappoint! Happy April Fools Day!

  232. PidPod says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:17 am

    Ah. Is it April Fools already?!!

  233. patata says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:16 am

    Nice one! Happy april’s fool!

  234. ChocOrange says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:13 am

    April Fools! IIRC Megs and Harry were your 1st April joke last year too?

  235. Sofie says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:12 am

    Halfway through it hit me 😅 good one every year..

    Couple: the ever modest Meghan & Harry

    Will you watch? How do you think Husband’s family will react to this? If this was real, I would probably turn off any device with a news or internet connection to not be confronted with this monstrosity of a PR stunt.

  236. Tallex says

    April 1, 2021 at 2:05 am

    Haha good one! April fools. You had me until the full frontal lol

  237. teeluv says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:54 am

    Meghan and Harry!!! I can’t wait! Stick it to the trolls and haters. Live your best life and congrats on being free…

    • lila8245 says

      April 1, 2021 at 9:32 am

      Why are people considered haters or trolls for expressing an opinion? This has the word exploitation written all over it. You plan to watch? Okay, then…

  238. Maryg says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:40 am

    *duo, but it’s a APRIL FOOL’S DAY item.

  239. squarepeggy says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:23 am

    April Fools!

    As if.

  240. dinamarieburnett says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:22 am

    So tired of Harry and Meghan.

  241. Dezdimona says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:10 am

    OMG: I just realized that today is April Fools Day! You really got me with this one!

  242. willowtree says

    April 1, 2021 at 1:01 am

    I lost track of dates and thought as I was reading it, it must be an April Fool’s joke, then I looked at the date of my iPad, and there it was! “Crowning” haha! Meghan is so thirsty, I almost believed it.

  243. Babakazoo says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:46 am

    I love these April Fools Blinds each year, so many people fall for them!

  244. purplefluffybunny says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:37 am

    Ha ha ha I would say Harry and Meghan BUT….

    APRIL FOOLS!!!! 🙂

  245. mouserocks says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:35 am

    Haha, I almost fell for this.

  246. MzBDub says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:28 am

    Meghan and Harry

    April Fool’s!

  247. Mrs Polkadot says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:24 am

    Ha, I had a massive freak out/gross out when I first read this…then I saw the date. Great April Fool’s BG 🙂

  248. SamanthaB says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:12 am

    April fools 🙂

  249. Maryruss12 says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:04 am

    Meghan & Harry

  250. DrPandemonium says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:01 am

    Sensing an April Fool on this one BG 😄.

  251. laurelcanyonsecrets says

    April 1, 2021 at 12:01 am

    One of the BEST APRIL FOOL posts

  252. GeorgiaR says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:57 pm

    This sounds like it is Prince formerly known as Harry and Meghan Markle, aka the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, but alas, it is really an April Fool’s Joke! April Fool’s! Ha Ha Ha!

  253. katmc says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:38 pm

    April Fool??? 😂😂

  254. packer says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:38 pm

    This is April fools, Harry and Megan,

  255. ItsBouquet says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:32 pm

    As I read every word, I thought this can’t be real. Not even for Meg and Harry.

    Then I forced myself to remember what day it is (hard to in these pandemic times).

    Happy April Fool’s BG and all you other readers! I LOVE the AF blinds more than any others… probably because I always wish they were true!

  256. Ramblingrose says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:30 pm

    Lol! Happy April Fools’ Day! Would be so awesome if Harry and Megs actually did this. 🤣

  257. echooscar says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:23 pm

    Happy April Fool’s Day, BG!!

  258. greb91 says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:16 pm

    April Fool!

  259. sadcloud says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:13 pm

    You had me going for a minute. Good job!

  260. princesspea says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:08 pm

    BG, you get better every year !!!! happy april fools🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  261. stories unveiled says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:06 pm

    I’ve been FOOLED on this one! You definitely got me this year Blind Gossip!!! Brilliant and ABSOLUTELY believable. :D.

    Happy April 1st BG and fellow BG readers. What a completely perfect April Fools Blind!!

  262. 1luxelife says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:03 pm

    April Fools!!!

  263. kpark says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:03 pm

    Harry and Megsy!
    Happy April Fools!!

  264. AHHAof3 says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:02 pm

    Couple: the Duke and Duchess of Sussex

    Oh, BG….PLEASE tell me this is just another one of your brilliant April Fool’s Day stories, and that Meghan and Harry aren’t REALLY planning on doing this?!?! If this ends up being a true story, then no way will I be watching. I plan on canceling my account the day BEFORE their series is scheduled to air. I cannot stand them-especially her.

  265. vallers says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:01 pm

    Brilliant April Fool’s Day. Made me laugh.

  266. chezzioz says

    March 31, 2021 at 11:00 pm

    April fools!

  267. blubelle says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:59 pm

    April Fool’s!!

  268. bionicwoman9 says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:54 pm

    April fools!
    Couple: Harry and Meghan

  269. Dezdimona says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:48 pm

    * Markle and Prince *
    I will not watch. You couldn’t pay me to.
    Harry’s family, The Royal Family, will blow a fuse the size of a volcano explosion.
    Harry has sunk so low it’s unbelievable. I wondered. how far he’d go, but he’s now officially hit rock bottom.
    Like you said, so much for privacy.

  270. jrgius says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:47 pm

    PLEASE not Meghan and Harry?!??!!

  271. Blossom says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:40 pm

    I’m calling April Fool on this one 😁

  272. aaaAnn says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:25 pm

    April Fools.

  273. Stefanie2530 says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Not going to get me this year, BG! lol. But I love the articles!

  274. stories unveiled says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Harry and Meghan.

    Reeks of desperation is what the family will think as do I. I can see it now. Meghan drinking a Coke with legs spread with Nike shoes. The Doula arriving in a BMW & discussing the benefits of Farmer’s home and umbrella insurance. First diaper & cap being a Burberry with link at bottom for all the above merchandise. Don’t forget the ads for laser hair removal, vaginal reconstruction, breast enlargement plastic surgeons, & local child psychotherapists.

  275. RiddleRice234 says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    April fools! Though this would be awesome. And where are their TV projects?

  276. clm89 says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:17 pm

    April Fools!

  277. heatherpres says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:15 pm

    April Fools?
    Well, Meg and Harry are easy to mock. 🙂

  278. PlayaReina says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:14 pm

    I have an emoji that sums up my thought
    🤮
    Meg and Harry

  279. aaaAliG says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    Oh my word! Princess Ann was right to be concerned. I sincerely hope this blind is way off. If not could this ‘live event’ be the pilot for the reality series, ‘At home with the Mountbatten-Windsor’s’. 🙄

  280. shygirl2001 says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    Happy April Fool’s Day!!!!

  281. nomaso says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    HA HA HA April Fools!

  282. GGReelz says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    Meg and Harry.

  283. aaajane says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:06 pm

    Definitely April Fools!

  284. chalupacabra says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    Please tell me it’s April 1st where you are and that it’s your annual prank. The tricky thing is I can actually kind of picture Harry and Meghan doing this.

  285. nadezhda says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:59 pm

    Oh god. Happy April’s Fools day, BG et al ❤️😂

  286. suziefox says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    April Fools? 😀

  287. Deg13 says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:51 pm

    Happy April Fools Day… Good One.

  288. Lynkan says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    It just occurred to me that the idea of a miscarriage probably means dollars signs to her. What a nasty piece of work.

  289. deliavonteese says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    Happy April 1st x

  290. Lynkan says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:35 pm

    … I just spewed in my mouth a little …

    I can’t. I just can’t.

    So it turns out, that all along, this pair thought PRIVACY meant selling footage of an overly stretched vagina.

  291. Babs806 says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    April Fools!

  292. jayjay1985 says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    They might as well collaborate with the Kardashians at this point. Reality tv is fastest way so they can establish themselves So much for wanting privacy.

  293. lorraine72 says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    Happy fool day everyone !!! My god I believed it when I first started it

  294. isthisseattaken says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:15 pm

    Harry and Meghan

  295. Princesspc says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    This is Meghan and Harry.
    Perhaps her mom Dora will deliver the baby.

    • caela94 says

      April 1, 2021 at 1:01 pm

      BTW. They are planning an extended maternity/ paternity leave. Don’t you need a steady job?

  296. teadown says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    Megan & Harry. But I have a really hard time believing it. I don’t personally want to watch anyone give birth. Is there really a market for this? It sounds very Kardashian. And Netflix has never done live events. I can see it spawning some epic gifs, but I truly wouldn’t watch it. I can’t imagine Meghan wanting to expose herself like that.

  297. MelodyMunroe7 says

    March 31, 2021 at 9:07 pm

    I was disgusted at the first blind but now I see. Almost got me BG! Lol. I’ve got a sneaky feeling you have a little insight to this year review for the Sussexes *wink

  298. Daisy27 says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    Ugh, nooooooooo will not watch, i feel like I watched it just reading the blind…harry and mm go away!!!

  299. FILMGAL says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    I suspect this is April Fool’s a few hours early…clues point to Markle and Harry..

  300. melrose71 says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:46 pm

    April Fools!! The Baby Part 1 for Harry and Meghan is plausible, but this one is hilarious. Good one!!

  301. vblake says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    Happy April Fool’s Day!!!

  302. Parade says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    It takes at least two years to develop TV/Documentaries/shows. For Harry and Meghan, it’s been 6 months. Floating unrealistic expectations for the hoi polloi? Hmmmmmm?

  303. Aurora says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:31 pm

    APRIL FOOLS

  304. gammyjill says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    Funny. April Foois!

  305. gailpow says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:25 pm

    Happy April Fool’s Day to one and all! Prince Harry and Meghan will be filming her at-home birth.

  306. bobra13 says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:20 pm

    LOL HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

  307. please says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    Good one! Happy April Fool’s Day!

  308. sopojofo says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    This has to be an early April Fool’s joke. Meghan can’t be that ridiculous.

  309. kristy.mariko says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:13 pm

    Isn’t it a day early for April Fools?

  310. Melvin says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    Meghan and Harry.
    No, I won’t watch. Publicly his family will be supportive. In private they’ll think it unseemly.

  311. mermaidh2 says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:08 pm

    Epic April Fool this year, BG! Meghan showing her lady bits live on camera would certainly be a royal scandal 😂

  312. prnyc99 says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    April Fools!

  313. porsche says

    March 31, 2021 at 8:05 pm

    Good one! Meghan and Harry. Crowning-lol. April Fool’s Day!

  314. Kimmer says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:52 pm

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markke

  315. Stellaroo says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:50 pm

    BG – you always have the best posts for April Fools Day! (Every year, people. Every year!)

  316. bestguesstester says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:47 pm

    April Fools

  317. Lilyco says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:43 pm

    Surely this is a reference to the Meghan, DofS. Ugh… I hope this is just someone’s hallucination. I would pay good money NOT to be subject to this.

  318. MelissaK31 says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:40 pm

    April Fool’s is the correct response.

  319. iamtheliquor says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:40 pm

    Harry and Meghan and this is also the April Fools Day joke

  320. wiscohoosier says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:39 pm

    April Fools!

  321. KiKiKate says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:35 pm

    Meghan and Harry.

    I could well have believed this of both of them until I got to the full frontal bit. I don’t think even MM would go that far, so calling April Fool on this blind!

  322. aaaakjo says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:31 pm

    Interesting… April Fools!

  323. aaadman says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:30 pm

    April Fools! I am a longtime reader

  324. RadiantA says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:30 pm

    This has got to be an early April Fool’s joke, BG.

  325. Annaliese says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    OMG! April fools 🙂

  326. dishthedirt says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    Even Megan Markle wouldn’t do something as awful as this.
    April Fools a day early !!

  327. VegasMike says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    Oh, Harry and Meghan… YUCKKO!!!!!

    No, pretty sure I’ll be busy that day. I think this will be the end of the Queen and Prince Philip. Strokes, coronaries, suicides… The remaining Tower Ravens will die and the end of the British Empire is nigh!

    Why would they think anyone outside their immediate family would want to watch that? Is her father and sister gonna be there in the pool too?

    My stomach hurts…

  328. TheTreatCupboard says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:17 pm

    It’s a bit early for April Fool’s. Please tell me this is a joke.

    • TheTreatCupboard says

      April 1, 2021 at 12:17 pm

      Happy April Fool’s!! Good one BG LOL

  329. Marina says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:17 pm

    Mr. Markle and Missus are going crazy. Please no for the love of G-d!

  330. omgimbackagain says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:10 pm

    😂👸🏻🤴 More emojis for emoji-lover Meghan Markle and Harry 🙄 😝🤦🏽‍♀️

    You guys…don’t give her any ideas.

  331. erinapplescruff says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:07 pm

    April’s fools 😜

  332. newidentity says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:07 pm

    I hate April 1st so so much.

  333. GMBFAAO says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:03 pm

    Are you hitting us early for April Fool’s Day??? 😀

  334. QuicheLorraine says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:59 pm

    You always have the best April Fools jokes. Hands down. Happy April, BG!

  335. super sleuth says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:54 pm

    Please tell me that this is early April Fool’s Day fodder.

  336. Borzoi B says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    This is an April Fools joke right ? Lol Starring The Ginger Whinger and Woko Ono .

  337. lsrussell says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    I was wondering what you would use for April Fools day. Thank you for all of your wonder blinds!!

  338. jennaynay says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    Meghan, Harry, and little Doriana Frances Mountbatten-Windsor (my guess for the name).
    Nice April Fool’s post! Also, don’t give these two any ideas!

  339. brittanybliss223 says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    Meghan and Harry

    But….Please tell me this is an early April Fool’s joke blind!!!

  340. michelex23 says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    You ALMOST had me, but this was too preposterous, even for them.

    Happy April Fool’s, Blind Gossip!

  341. aaaFleur says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    Hollywood harry and MM.
    I would never watch this. I cant imagine why they think this is a good idea. Didnt one of the kardashian sisters film herself giving birth ? and she pulled the baby out herself ? it’s been done.
    I am relieved to hear that the husband will be looking between her legs as the baby births because I was afraid it was going to be the camera.
    PS: I thought cameras gave harry panic attacks ? What happened ?

  342. monalisa79 says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    Vomit

  343. lobsterbabe says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    This has to be an early April Fools Day blind. Although I have to admit I almost fell for it because they are that desperate for attention and have probably contemplated this.

    Good one BG!!!

  344. High Steppa says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    OMG, I just looked at the calendar….

  345. megustadormir says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    😂

    • amagod121 says

      April 1, 2021 at 9:57 am

      IKR? 😂

  346. aaaawol says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    Please be an April Fool’s Day joke.

  347. wfreshie says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    oh have to add we watched the mash finale with a storm in our area…just as the pivotal moment where hawkeye remembers just before he remembers the power went out!!!! I will never for get that!

  348. drewisours says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    April’s Fools
    Although I wouldn’t put pass Rachel Markle to create such a production, this is outlandish. It’s fun though!

  349. wfreshie says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    harry and megan…this must be your april fools post!!!

  350. IamnotMe says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:19 pm

    I was ready for it this year:

    APRIL FOOL’S!

  351. lgindahouse says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    April Fools!

  352. tilly85298 says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:16 pm

    April Fools!

  353. Letitsnow says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    After all these years I’m onto you BG. Happy April Fools Day!!!!😉

  354. MegsieM says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    I actually could believe the first part (isn’t it sad?) but this? Happy April Fool’s!

  355. aaaduni says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    Hmmm, a bit much even for the ever-thirsty Sussexes. I smell an early APRIL FOOL’S joke on this one!

  356. BabyBrie says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:09 pm

    Harry and Sparkles.
    So much for their precious “privacy”. This is so undignified of them.
    They should just cut to the chase and name the baby Pretentious.

  357. TeaDrinker says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:09 pm

    Meghan and Harry

    I knew it would only be a matter of time before they went the “*” route. Don’t think it will clean up their reputation any time soon, though. Also, I’m going to bet dollars to donuts they don’t wind up airing it for one reason or another.

  358. NoFool says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    Every year people! Happy April Fools Day!

  359. gc02ef says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    April Fools!
    You almost had me!
    I don’t put nothing past Harry and Meghan but I think this would be too far. Lol!

  360. Searon says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    Revolting. Obviously some trick photography will be in play. H can then proudly hail “thousands have now gone where no true man has ever been before”! Gag.

  361. badgerette85 says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    UGH… Megan and Harry
    After watching the Oprah interview I can’t stomach any more drama from those two … much less a baby coming from hers.
    Can’t anything be held sacred anymore??

  362. rorythedragon says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    I was poised to forward it then I remembered I have a calendar! Nice one though!

  363. miumiu says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:03 pm

    April Fools!

  364. aaaLiRi says

    March 31, 2021 at 6:02 pm

    April Fools!

  365. mostlylurker says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:41 pm

    April Fools!

  366. elisemh says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:41 pm

    Meg and Harry: April Fools!!!! But congratulations on writing a blind that I honestly would believe…wouldn’t put anything past those two!

  367. ILUVCA4evr says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    The soon-to-be-former Duke & Dss of Dirt

    Will you watch? Not just ‘no’, but HELL NO. Talk about ‘down & dirty’. Those two are certifiable. How do you think Husband’s family will react to this? Absolutely horrified and rightly so. How disgusting they are.

    I can see many FCC complaints in their future. Any company backing them will get no business of mine.

    ***Hey, wait a minute…BG, is this an APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE?! I swear, I fall for it every year!

  368. TeacherKat says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    Happy April Fool’s, Blind Gossip!

  369. Jeanesgenes says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    Oh good grief. They need to give it up. What hacks. Will what ever network bleep all the F words that come flying out during transition? That is so stupid.

  370. Sugarandspice1020 says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    Wow, there is someone on the inside leaking like crazy many details of their life. They thought they escaped it when leaving Britain but there is always someone who is willing to sell and buy a story. But in the end sounds like Meghan and Harry they will be successful. Will be curious to see if this really happens, if this is Meghan and Harry, can’t think of anyone else this could be.

  371. abbygee says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    April Fool!

  372. YouKnowWhoo says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:27 pm

    HahahahahahaAaaaaa hahahahaaaaa

    April Fools😂 not this year, not this year did you get me (the one with Gere did tho)

  373. Maureen0810 says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    April Fools! Thanks for the laughs!

  374. vizslamom says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    April Fools!

  375. lladybug01 says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    April Fools!

  376. mommyx6 says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    Happy April Fools Day!!!

  377. Artemis27 says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    Harry & Megan. Will give it a pass. The Royal family might totally ignore the event. Remember their motto ? Don’t complain, don’t explain!

  378. prudie83 says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:15 pm

    Meghan Markle and Hopeless Harry

    Child birth is an incredible thing to watch. But knowing they are only filming and showing it for publicity, takes away from the beautiful moment it would be. The Firm will be as disgusted as the rest of the world but will also be respectful enough to send them their best.

    • lila8245 says

      April 1, 2021 at 9:30 am

      And if something goes seriously wrong??? Who would want to watch that unfold on live TV? Chrissy Teigen’s photos on IG of her deceased son was too much for most people.

  379. Baileygirl says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    April Fools!

  380. helenkeller says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    Happy April Fools!

  381. ncguti says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

    Nice one BG, April Fools!! But honestly if they ever pulled something like this, how pathetic!

  382. Musicsunlight says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:08 pm

    You are not going to get me again. April Fools

  383. Texamonos says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    Good one 🤨, this will be revealed as an April Fools blind gossip about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Markle.
    I wouldn’t watch even if this blind was true.

  384. MaryQuiteContrary says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    Harry & Meghan
    The * continues…

  385. rowenaj says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    April fools?

    I really hope so ☹️

  386. kjc520 says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    Great April Fool’s joke about Harry & Meghan!

  387. Christina X says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    This has to be an April Fool’s blind about Meghan and Harry. Her hoo-ha is the last thing I’d ever want to see. Her feet are unattractive enough. 🤮

  388. IAMAGargoyle says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    April Fools

  389. YahooSerious says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    Well played BG well played. A little April Fool there although am sure if the money was right Cash and Carry could be persuaded to do this for real

  390. parkland45 says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Good God, a’ mighty! Can you imagine the (real) Queen and Prince Phil watching this? Has MM gone mad? Forget the spineless wonder she’s married to….he should be mortified, but he’s too helpless & stupid.

  391. MizGrandma says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:45 pm

    April Fool’s!

  392. mountaingirl82 says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:45 pm

    Meghan Markle
    Nice try with the timing of the blind, BG… lol

  393. eyerollplease says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    If this is true, FFS!!!
    H&M
    Nope
    Exile would seem an appropriate response.

  394. aaamirli says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    Meghan and Harry. Good one for April Fool’s! No way that’s happening!

  395. CheetoFingerz says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    That Markle Show!
    Harry & Meghan

    No, most regrettably, I will not be watching.
    The Royal Family’s Reaction?
    Get The Smelling Salts. Many a pearl will be clutched.
    Chances are they already know and will prepare a proper public response.
    Privately,obviously horrified.

    Perfect opportunity for a drinking game for those who choose to watch.
    Take a drink everytime …….they contradict themselves.
    I am open to further suggestions.

    • CheetoFingerz says

      April 2, 2021 at 1:03 am

      You Got Me BG! Good one! I didn’t put anything past that ego of hers, but I was hesitant when I read about the phone call.
      The drinking game for future TV appearances still goes

  396. MrsCleaver says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    I think Meghan herself is feeding you “scoops” now.

  397. MrsCleaver says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    Meghan & Harry. Come on, who’d actually what that crap? Her giving birth on camera? NO thanks. They’ll have to stop the action & have the surrogate run the baby in & take Meg’s pillow away.
    I wouldn’t watch them do anything. I didn’t even watch them talk to Oprah. I can’t stand them, they are so phony. I predict this will never happen & if it does, like all their ideas, it will tank.

  398. michellev27 says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    Haha haha! Pretty good Blind Gossip

    This is Meghan and her Haz.

    And Happy April Fools on us!!!! Love it!

  399. AliekaZola says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    You almost caught me there lol. April fool’s!

  400. laurel74 says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    Harry and Meghan

    Not watching

  401. BlueSkies says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    M&H
    Tell me this is not true. I find it hard to believe. And so cheap and cheesy. Ick.

  402. bananaman says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    April Fools????
    Whinge & Ginge
    ‘She is one of the most popular people in the world right now’ – clue this is BS 😛

  403. Otown says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    I guess this is early April Fools.

    However, she is as low-rent as you can get and I wouldn’t be surprised by any tacky scheme that she comes up with.

  404. rc_mags says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    BG, you had me for about 30 seconds and then I looked at my calendar!! Good one!!!!

  405. Doc Holiday says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    April Fools!!!

  406. avalonlee says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    I am not falling for it this year! April Fools Day!

  407. Polly Waffle says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    Just Harry and Meghan… I believed they would do this then I noticed the date 🙂 good one BG

  408. Tinytoon76 says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    Harry and Meghan

  409. jessasioux says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:21 pm

    First time commenter
    Every year people 😁

    Happy April Fool’s Day!!!!!

  410. torrey says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    Happy April Fool’s Day!

  411. redstilettos says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    Happy April fool’s!

  412. Lookinlady says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    Meghan and Harry. …PLEASE. DONT !!! Also… April Fool’s !!!!

  413. stupidtrista says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    Please tell me this is a joke.
    Who else but “we want our privacy” Meghan and Harry
    No way in hell will I watch. Barf

  414. NormaDesperate says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    Oh FFS, REALLY?? Why ANYONE would want to watch Miz Markle spit out a child LIVE is BEYOND me, but I’d say this is what’s coming. Prince Harry must be insane to go along with this…

  415. aaaSoma says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:09 pm

    Jesus you outdid yourselves this April’s fools!!

  416. High Steppa says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    Harry and Meghan. I will not watch. Gross. So much for privacy. They are whoring themselves out without shame. This is really disgusting if it truly goes down this way.

  417. aaabm93 says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    April fools!

  418. nooshie says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    April fools?!

  419. ocius1 says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    April Fool’s! Good one BG!

    Couple: Of course this is meant to be about Mr. & Mrs. Markle

  420. beachchick218 says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    April Fool’s!!

  421. ednatea says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    Oh, pleeeeeeeeese let this be an April Fools’ joke.

  422. pancakephanny says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    I almost believed this but then I remembered tomorrow is April Fools day…

  423. The Big D says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    Meghan and Harry and no I won’t watch.

  424. lmhilly1971 says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:02 pm

    April fools….

    Couple – Meghan and Harry

  425. aaaChloe says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    Well, so much for privacy! If this is true, these two are the most money hungry people on the planet. To take an intimate, extremely personal, life experience and turn it into a reality show, is just beyond bizarre.

  426. PlayItAgain says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    Nope, nope, nope. This has to be one of your April Fools Day jokes. Not even Meg and Harry are that thirsty.

  427. pina colada says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    April fool, no idea what they will do but I hope no one watches.

  428. crazycatlady says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    Meghan & Harry but …

    April Fool!

  429. Booboogirl says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    Happy April Fool’s Day!

  430. funster says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    Posting your annual April Fools a little early this year!

  431. lahteb says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    April Fools?

  432. northernlight says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    This one must have been fun to write.
    You forgot about the part where the husband uses his military sword to cut the umbilical cord.
    Also, charity auction to place one viewer IN THE POOL with THE FAMILY!

    April Fool’s!

  433. smittenmitten says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    Harry and Megan. I will not be watching this *.

  434. murphy22 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:53 pm

    H&M. Please let this be an April’s fool joke. Please.

  435. Charity says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    OMG, April Fool, Megs and Harry!!! LoL

  436. sunburstbee says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    Oh darn! I think I fell for it, BG. Is this the April fools day post you do each year? LOL!!!

  437. peaches5490 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    We all know who!
    Keepin it classy, y’all!

  438. Skillaty says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    The markle’s

    That sounds exactly how Meghan talks. Thinking she’s going to be the biggest thing ever and saying “she’s crowning” to try and provoke the one who wears the crown. That’s the only “crown” Meghan will ever experience. I personally do not believe this live event will happen. It’s too surreal. It’s not happening. And if it does, I will not watch live. They’re not getting my view. I’ll just wait for the memes and Twitter roasting.

  439. GrannyGoose says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    What if something goes wrong during the birth? And really, who wants to see that? Perhaps if we stop watching their every move they will eventually just go away!

  440. truthseeker007 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:50 pm

    The Sussexes

    April Fool’s

  441. jkrowdy says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    April Fools!!! Haha! Good one…

  442. Squirrelnutkin says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    Hahaha! Good one, BG! Happy April Fool’s!

    I can see them producing a show about the royal family, and having it be even worse than the awful Oprah spectacle.

  443. Mom2acm says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    Megain and Hapless Henry…

    April Fool’s.

  444. strawberryfield says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    BG you are on fire with the funnies this week! Keep up the good work!

    Don’t be Fooled today though y’all…

  445. laura1083 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    This has to be an April Fool!

  446. miss_tj says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:46 pm

    Happy April Fool’s Day!!!

  447. pinkedgeddaisy says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    April Fool’s to you too!

  448. sunburstbee says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    Oh Geez! How tasteless! who else but Meghan and Harry Markle Mountbatten Winsor. No, as I woman she is not a role model to me, nor do I think she is “unflinchingly honest and brave and authentic.” No way am I watching that sh*tsh*w.

  449. strick1334 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    Please tell me this is an April fools joke. Harry and the other.

  450. babygirl5 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    April Fools

  451. Sangfroid says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    This is the grossest April Fool’s joke in history! Bahahahaaaaa! Rachel & Henry, for the fail. Bleh!

  452. aaaKidd says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:35 pm

    April Fools!

  453. harperleigh says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    April Fool’s Day a little early!!!!
    Meghan and Harry

  454. Canadianna says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    oh Happy (early) April Fools Day!

    Too funny 🙂

  455. toronto says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    Haha! Every year.

    Markle and Harry. April Fools!

  456. Ramblingirl says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    Wink wink. Good one.

  457. DenverJayhawk says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:31 pm

    Megan and Harry
    sounds like something they would do; however, calling your bluff.
    April Fool’s blind????

  458. damoiselle says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:31 pm

    I feel like this is an April’s Fool about Harry and Meghan… don’t give them any ideas…

  459. Fixation says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    Ah ha ok sure. Yes I have noticed the date but nice one.

  460. ratneck says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    April Fool’s Day early!!!

  461. stories unveiled says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:29 pm

    Mr & Mrs Windsor

    I won’t watch first ’cause I’ll never purposely give these two money or ratings.

    If I was Harry’s family I’d feel sick to my stomach as I feel after reading this. This woman’s been shoved down our throats since she began to date Harry. Harry has completely lost the plot & is now plotting his entry into being a reality tv star & producer–using his malignant narcissist wife & his precious children that deserve privacy & a loving family. Not to be used for ratings. Sick. So much for PRIVACY.

    • arima says

      April 1, 2021 at 8:28 pm

      This is an April Fools joke!!!
      No one realises😂😂

  462. aaaSeeK says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    This is repulsive. Is Markle putting out an early April Fool’s joke?

    • SeeK says

      April 1, 2021 at 5:49 am

      Or is it just you, BG? 😉

  463. elphie says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    As always… Happy April Fools Day to you!

  464. ReginaPhalange says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    Boy, you guys come up with a whopper every year! Happy April Fool’s!

  465. fanofgossip says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    I hope this bombs. Honestly. There are more important things going on my life than watching two entitled selffish pricks giving birth. I am sure plenty of woman have a frontal birth video somewhere and the words “oh, let’s watch it again” are rarely repeated. I doubt subscribers will double. One can log in with a friends account. But maybe Harkle don’t expect us deplorables to have figured that out yet.

  466. rebernardi says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:23 pm

    It’s April Fool’s yet?! Hahahahha
    Meghan and Harry

  467. mbscott24 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:22 pm

    These people are idiots and DESPERATE for attention.

  468. nunnya says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:22 pm

    This is some early April fools stuff about Harry and Meghan.

  469. Suzy Kew says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:20 pm

    Crowning! Awesome play on words! But I really think that if the price and the publicity was right, they might actually consider doing this. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY ! 👑

  470. 2infinity says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    The Duke/Duchess of Sussex – Your yearly April Fool’s posts get better and better each year! Great job!

  471. pigerella says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    I think this is supposed to be about Meghan & Harry. I also think this is part of Blind Gossip’s annual April Fool’s item, or at least, I hope it is! lol.

  472. sippinLipton says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    Oh. My. Glob. Meghan Markle’s lost her marbles! The only question is the authenticity of the sponsors since this reads like her PR wrote it. All the women of the world will be on her side? That’s absolutely laughable. And for some reason, I imagine that if Just Call Me Harry does protest any, then MM probably just bats her eyelashes and talks about how “his mom would want this for them”.
    “Formidable players” – I’m still laughing at that one tho! Lol

  473. delsina363 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:14 pm

    The Marvelous Meagan Markle and her sidekick Harry. No I will not be watching, and I suspect it will not big the big blockbuster they think it will. I also don’t think the RF is surprised, it’s getting old, even to them.

  474. claire2050 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:14 pm

    April Fools!

  475. ghostrider44 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:14 pm

    You almost had me!!!!! Then I got to the full frontal part and realized it’s our annual April fool’s blind. Well done BG, you never fail to deliver.

  476. EastCoaster says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:14 pm

    Oh BG — you’ve outdone yourself YET AGAIN for April Fools’ Day! I loved every bit of this delicious confection. What imagery!!! Thanks for the laughter 😂 Meghan & Harry should hire you as a screenwriter

  477. KittyKat says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:11 pm

    LOL- now I KNOW this is for April Fools.

  478. Cic76 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:11 pm

    No way.. this has to be an April Fools…

  479. taracu says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:10 pm

    Wow, I can usually sniff these out right away, but this time, even though my jaw was dropped, I believed it up until the “husband joyously shouts ‘she’s crowning’ “lol.
    Happy April Fool’s.

  480. sha76 says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    April’s fool !!

  481. mpizzle says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    APRIL FOOLS!

  482. jerseymom says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    Oh please let this be your BG April Fool’s, ala Meg & Harry circa 2021 (although last year’s was fantastic).

  483. JoshuaTree says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    Okay, now I realize this is totally the April Fool’s post. The Doula one was mildly believable to a stretch but this one make it official that it’s April Fools. Good job BG!

    • heyola says

      April 2, 2021 at 3:12 am

      I usually figure these out too but BG got me for awhile since this couple is so wacky I believed it.

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