[Village Voice] Which old legend, whenever she’s taken out to dinner, makes sure to order another meal to take home with her, just because it’ll be paid for?
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It Wasn’t A Dine And Dash
[Hollywood Dame] This established actor in multiple franchise films was dining out with his wife in Manhattan. The two kept things as low key as possible, but snuck off to the bathroom together. The waiter feared they dined and dashed, but they returned about fifteen minutes later looking slightly disheveled, but smiling. They finished their meal and left the waiter a 50% tip.
Grammy Guy Pretends To Be Cheap Movie Guy
[NationalEnquirer] This Grammy-winning musician gets such a kick out of impersonating a certain a-list star that he actually poses for photos with the actor’s fans and signs his autograph! The sleazy singer likes to be a bigger jerk than usual when people mistake him for “Mr. Movie Star” – and even undertips on restaurant and bar bills in the hope that the media will pick up the story!
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Brat Fish
[Crushable] She’s not a brat, she just plays one on TV. Can you figure out who this blind item is about?
This star of a popular TV show has a reputation for being particularly…ahem…difficult (both on-screen and off), and it’s clear that that reputation is entirely deserved. Crushable has just gotten word that this celebrity was out to dinner with her parents recently and didn’t feel that the laws of physics that govern the speed at which food can be cooked should necessarily apply to her. [Read more…] about Brat Fish
She Dreams Of A Simple And Anonymous Life
[BuzzFoto] This A list actress recently told friends that she is not living her dreams. Her dream job is to be a truck-stop waitress and she’s sad she’ll never be able to do it. She says she loves the idea of having a job of serving food and just making people happy, and living a life of simplicity and anonymity. 756
Sorry About My Wife
[NationalEnquirer] Which retired talk-show host’s wife is such a difficult diva in restaurants that he actually apologizes to the staff in advance of their arrival? The beloved former interviewer will call the eatery before they get there and tell them his (semi-famous) wife suffers from dementia so they won’t take her outlandish demands seriously!
Saying Bad Things At A Restaurant
[BlindGossip] This performer – who is known for her acerbic wit – was seated at a Los Angeles restaurant near a table where two well-known actresses were having dinner together. The two middle-aged actresses have been close friends for years. Very close (even though one of them used to be married to an actor, and the other is currently married to a big-name actor).
Aware of their relationship, the funny lady decided to rile them up. [Read more…] about Saying Bad Things At A Restaurant
No Steak For You
[NationalEnquirer] Which morning TV show personality tried to throw his weight around, but was still turned away from an exclusive Indianapolis restaurant during the Super Bowl festivities? The plump correspondent, who was all set on chowing down on the eatery’s famous steaks, tried everything to score a table, but still wasn’t let in!
Starbucks Meltdown
[NationalEnquirer] Which aging British rocker had a meltdown at a Starbucks in Austin, Texas, when his order wasn’t made to his standards? The legendary long-haired vocalist threw a FIT when the barista botched his beverage!