Who is calling in sick to work and giving a fake excuse? Everyone! One is hooked on an extremely addictive prescription drug. One is experiencing severe post-breakup depression. One is pregnant, but will not be announcing anytime soon. And, finally, one is genuinely ill but will recover fully and will be back to work soon.
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Skeleton Nixes Fat Suit
This celebrity has been out of the spotlight for a little while. You are in for a real shock when you see her. Bones and veins popping out everywhere. She has always been slim, but she now looks completely emaciated. Stylists are hard at work crafting wardrobe and hair and makeup to mask the problem for public appearances. They even discussed having her wear a slimmed down version of a fat suit – to make her look as if she was of normal weight – but the celeb nixed it.
Pill Skipper Kicked to Curb
Some new information about one of the bigger breakups of the year. It was an A list actor and a wannabe. Apparently the A list actor found out that the wannabe had stopped taking birth control. He found this out when she told him she might be pregnant. Apparently he felt that her purposefully not taking the pill in order to get pregnant violated a rule and showed her the curb. c
The Seemingly Perfect Life
Which celebrity has been doing massive quantities of the white stuff to alleviate the pain of her sham relationship? For a while there, she seemed to have a charmed life: a talented partner, a beautiful home, adorable kids, a hit television series as well as forays into films. But as her fake relationship has crumbled, she has drifted deeper and deeper into the white stuff. Now it’s taken over her life. She has lost so much weight and is so thin and so unhappy, but her friends don’t know how to save both her and her public image. bg
Pregnant Not Fat
Which celebrity has a good reason for lying about her pregnancy? Two earlier unpublicized miscarriages make her hesitant about announcing too soon, so she is telling everyone that she simply gained weight for a role. She’ll go public at the six month point, which is coming up very soon. Once she announces the pregnancy, she will lie about the due date, as she wants the delivery to be a private family affair.