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Squeezing Out Some Coachella Excuses

April 18, 2016 Blind Gossip

woman long coat 2[Blind Gossip] Although her husband was performing, this celebrity skipped the festival.

Did you notice the double dose of excuses her camp released?

The first was that she was already booked for something else far away. The second was that she found her husband annoying.

The real reason she’s not at Coachella? She’s too fat!

It’s 90+ degrees outside, and the women there are walking around in daisy dukes and bikini tops.

If she wore the multiple layers of squeezy spandex garments and long coats she typically favors, she’d be roasting.

So they bundled her off to a cold-weather location and made up the story about the spat instead!

What’s this girl going to do when summer rolls around?

Similar: Weighty Extras

Wife:

Husband:

[Optional] How much do you think she weighs?

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  1. Notorious SBG says

    April 20, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    I was uncomfortable with agreeing that someone is too fat to attend a festival, until I realized it was about Kimye.

    If you are going to base your life & brand on a fake image that is a photoshopped & full of plastic surgery lies, that’s just Narcissism and denial. Don’t attack others for their weight, it could be health related (like maybe Rob for example).

    They pretend to be a healthy role models for women and deny the beauty team, lighting crew, photogs, surgeons, filters and apps,…

  2. janie says

    April 19, 2016 at 7:05 am

    Kim and Kanye
    Easily 160-170

  3. peppermint twist says

    April 19, 2016 at 4:19 am

    The Lard * who is too fat to go to the festival is Dimerberly Kardashian and Krazy Kanye. First thing she should do is get rid of those gross implants, they’re far to big for her tiny stature, and next lose that fat *. it’s not attractive and it makes her look even bigger. then there’s the kankles and the ugly clothes designed by her husband that are 3 sizes too small. it all adds to the train-wreck. My guess is Kim will be spending her summer at fat camp

  4. vodkabarbie says

    April 19, 2016 at 12:13 am

    Of course her issues now are largely her fault because she has pushed her body as her only defining value ever since her career started, and yes, she needs to get over herself. But being called fat thousands of times a day when you can’t lose your pregnancy lbs quick enough is still something I wouldn’t wish on anyone. I hope she learns a few lessons on empathy from this though.

  5. dontpanik says

    April 18, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    What kind of a sad world do we live in where you would rather the world think your marriage is in trouble than have them know you aren’t a size zero? That is just sick

    • Squeezes99 says

      April 18, 2016 at 7:41 pm

      It’s just Kim and Kanye’s world that thinks that way, not the rest of us.

  6. Shalaka I says

    April 18, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    Kim K of course!

  7. Aurora says

    April 18, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? I’d guess she weighs about 180.

  8. Mherr150 says

    April 18, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    Kimhog and Kangay

  9. oliviam says

    April 18, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    Kimh*e
    Kanye #fingerinthebooty

    [optional] A LOT! lol

    I hope she’ll stays hidden when summer comes

  10. HopeFloats says

    April 18, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    Kim kardashian
    85 kgs?

    • HopeFloats says

      April 18, 2016 at 6:58 pm

      Kim kardashian
      Kanye West
      85 kgs

  11. justcurious says

    April 18, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    Sounds like kim trashbag but I cbf googling to see if krazy kanye is playing anywhere. ..

  12. iamslimkaty says

    April 18, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

  13. luvprue1 says

    April 18, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    Wife: Kim West
    Husband:Kenya West
    Optional: I think she weight 240

  14. qnbee1022 says

    April 18, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    That picture!! Bawahaha. Kim can’t smile that big anymore.

  15. azura says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    Kim K
    Kanye
    around 200 pounds

  16. beautymodel says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    Kim kardashian

    Kanye west

  17. MightyMad says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    Wife: Kim K

    Husband: Kanye West

    Her current weight: 175

  18. lagally says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:47 pm

    Kim
    Hasn’t she always been fat?

  19. SilentStar says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    “She” being Kim K of course!

  20. MightyMad says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    Wife: definitely Kim “The Human Toilet” Kardashian

    Husband: definitely Kanye “Off Hid Meds” West

    How much do you think she weighs? definitely 200 pounds.

    … Alright, alright – that’s mean.
    More probably in the ballpark of 160-180.

  21. MissStyles123 says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

  22. MizDubs says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    kim k and kreepy kanye

  23. HauseKatt says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Kim & kanye.

  24. pinaydiva says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    kim k.
    kanye

  25. cara79 says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Kim k
    Kanye
    I think she looks great!

  26. oyevey says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    I just saw the photo of Kim K wearing a body suit with a fur coat in Iceland. Poor Kayne!

  27. thetravelingpresbyterian says

    April 18, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    Long time reader, first time poster!

    Definitely Kim Kardashian!

  28. notsoblonde says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    This has gotta be Kim k, she’s in Iceland right now

  29. weknowsitall says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Kim “never authentic” Kardashian

  30. einniw says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Kim and Kanye. I’m actually surprised she hasn’t lost/ surgically removed the baby weight yet… I’m not a fan, but I highly doubt she weighs that much. Maybe 130/140 pounds? I guess in Hollywood that’s considered huge.

  31. tell me more says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    Kim lardashian

  32. MsNikki says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    Wife: Kim Kardashian West
    Husband: Kanye West
    Optional: 190 LBS

  33. heyitsariane says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Wife : Kim K

    Husband : Kanye

  34. pinkmarie says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    Wife: Kim Kardashian

    Husband: Kanye West

    I think she weight 200lbs +

  35. Jester says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West!!!

    She’s on the short side, and I am not good with guessing weights, nor ages. However, ‘jest’ for sh#ts and giggles, I will ‘guestimate’ her weight to be 183 pounds. ?

  36. jimefrigo says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    Kim K.

    She’s in Iceland now so…

  37. GrannyGoose says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Kanye

  38. golden555 says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Kim K

  39. katsharp says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Kanye West

  40. Henrietta says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    This is obviously supposed to be about Kim K. and Kanye West. But West really didn’t perform at Coachella. Well, he didn’t headline at least — the minimum that could possibly be expected from a “genius,” who has risked his life for his art. Can she really be expected to go to every event where Kanye may be tempted to jump up on stage?

  41. monorail says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    Kim K and Kanye

  42. vinny2015 says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    kim

  43. Carolina Girl says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Kanye

    Kim K.

  44. jerzeegurl says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Kim. Like these Kardashians are so damn vapid.

  45. Mumumumu says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Kim Kardashian. She is now visiting Iceland.

    Husband: Kanye West

    Weight: 200 pounds

  46. draconius25 says

    April 18, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    Kim K.
    Kanye West
    180

  47. ashleyyy22589 says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    Kim Kardashian

  48. goggles says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Kim K

    Kanye

    Gosh…over the deuce…maybe 225…?

    • goggles says

      April 18, 2016 at 3:57 pm

      Oh and that comic, Faith, is really good! 🙂

  49. jrzygirl says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    Kimmy K and her trip to Iceland.

    Optional: How much does she weigh? The illustration isn’t far from the truth.

  50. woowoo says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Kim K, of course.

    What bothers me about this is that she seems to be very intolerant of overweight people. She was ruthlessly mean to her brother about his weight and she just had an Instagram last week saying “fat fu*ks leaving chips out and tempting me”. Wow. Insensitive. Especially since she looks like she doesn’t pass up any chips. Whatever. Watching her swelter through another LA summer stuffed into spandex head to toe and wrapped in ugly trench coats is always good for an…

  51. erininla35 says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Kim K

  52. johnnyjewel says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    KIM KARDASHIAN
    KANYE WEST

  53. BoatGirl says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    Kanye performed at Coachella, but Kim was in Iceland.

  54. mrsjaymack says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    no clue.

    t.i. performed. maybe “tiny”?

  55. aubergine says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    Kim Kardashian West

    Kanye West

    180.

  56. Calleigh says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    Kimmy kakes kard

  57. luv2guess says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    oops!
    kanye and kim

  58. luv2guess says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    kayne
    kim k

  59. Goodgrief says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    Who else but Kim Kardashian and Kanye. I don’t even want to go there on her weight.

  60. daisygirl35 says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    Kim kardashian
    Kanye west

  61. Veralynn says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Wife – Kim K
    Husband – Kanye

  62. savvyinseattle says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Kim K

  63. FiyahHotFlashy says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    Kanye and Kim K

  64. Marybel says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    KimmyK of course

  65. MerryB says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    Kim & Kanye. This is why you don’t get breast implants & butt implants before you have babies. Your body changes. Now she’s huge.

  66. Martini says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Kimmy K.

  67. alexandrina says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    Plastic Kim

  68. gammyjill says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    Kim K, obviously

  69. LadySBC says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    Definitely Kim Kardashian who is in Iceland at the moment.

  70. Moonpie says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    Kimmy K and Kanye. I hope she wears her furs in the summer. That would be funny.

    She probably weighs 200 pounds at 5″0.

  71. MsBloodyMystery says

    April 18, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    Do not care who it is, but this is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. How shallow can one be that one’s weight holds you back from enjoying a festival?

  72. JerzeyJenn says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    Kim &
    Kanye

  73. Hissyfit says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Kim North Saint West

    Kanyeim Saint North Kardashian

  74. sowhatyo says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Kanye West

  75. Aurelia says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Kim K
    Kayne

    265 lbs.

  76. bxckground says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    This is such a guild guess buy maybe Kim K and Kanye??? I dont even know anymore

  77. realityhooked says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Kim kartrain
    Kanye

  78. Kerzep says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Kimye

  79. Estrogen says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    Kimye

  80. chicagogirl says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    Kim Kardashian? Kanye wasn’t in the official lineup, but he did perform. She’s the only celebrity I can think of that wears shape wear almost 100% of the time. But if she is too fat to wear summertime clothing, I fear for the standards the rest of us have to live up to. Her proportions are strange due to all the surgery, and I do think that in pants or shorts, her rear looks like she’s wearing a very full diaper, but she’s not fat.

  81. Gen1982 says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Kim K

  82. kcphilly says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Kim and Kayne

    She supposedly was going to NO for the funeral of Will Smith, Reggie’s old teammate which made Kayne mad.

    I doubt Kim is really “large” it’s just that compared to most LA girls she would look it and she’s said recently she wanted to drop another 20 pounds or something ridiculous like that.

    • kcphilly says

      April 18, 2016 at 11:24 pm

      Reading some of these comments that are guessing that Kim is 200+ pounds at her height…wow that is some crazy. Please don’t make me defend her. It’s crazy to say she weighs that much. I am the same height as her and had have my weight go up and down…no way she is over 200 unless those butt implants weigh 50 pounds.

    • FrankensteinsMonster says

      April 19, 2016 at 9:16 pm

      couldn’t agree more. Really bizarre that anyone thinks she’s that big. She’s between 130-140 at the very most. I’m short and weigh much less than 200 but she is heaps tinier than me so. What are people thinking?

  83. Khadafi says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    Wife: Kim

    Husband: Kanye

  84. ErinB61 says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    Kim K of course

  85. wfreshie says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    kardashian

    married to kanye west

    he performed at the end of someones gig there!

  86. sourpatchadult says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    Wife/Beard: Kim Kardashian and husband: Kanye West. She’s gonna pass out from a heat stroke one of these days from all the spandex and long coats.

  87. Sarahh182 says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    I’m thinking Kim Kardashian

  88. Seahawks12 says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    Wife: Kim Kardashian

    Husband: Kanye “The Annoyer” West

    [Optional] How much do you think she weighs? About 180 lbs.

  89. jennywankenobi says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    Coco and Ice Cube

  90. caligrlth25 says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    Wife- Kim k
    Husband – kanye

  91. Saphron says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    Kim & Kanye Kardashian.

    Kim is a lot of things, but fat is definitely not one of them. She is however very ignorant when it comes to dressing for her size/shape. As long as she’s healthy, who cares how much she weighs?! Our society’s obsession with weight is effing ridiculous!

  92. Lis1234 says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    Hahaha Kimmy!

  93. lisako says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Kanye
    Aw! I can’t stand them but I’m not going to speculate on her weight. Not cool.

  94. sweetydmh says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Kim K

  95. Molly7111 says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Wife: Kim Kardashian
    Husband: Kanye

  96. scootaloo says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Kimmy K and Kanye, maybe?

  97. my2cents says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Although the picture reminds me of Mimi from “The Drew Carey Show ” ?
    I’m guessing this is Kim K and Kanye

  98. gc02ef says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Kim K
    Kanye West
    200lbs?

  99. bananas says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    Kimmy Kakes, that body doesn’t weigh as much as her over-inflated ego

  100. craicmehappy says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    Kim Kardashian of course.

    What’s she going to do in summer? Probably be promoting some weight loss/fitness product after having lipo…?

  101. sabrina325 says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Kim Kardashian, Kanye West

  102. Rottweiler says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    Kim Kardashian

    Kanye West

  103. VT1415 says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Kim K; she’s in Iceland wearing a nude body suit and a fur coat.

  104. PinkCrayon says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Kanye West

    That pic scares me. O_o

  105. cafeaulait says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    Kim & Kanye

  106. PoniTayl says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    Fatty McFatty Kimye
    HAHA Kangays Mic didn’t work! What a blessing!

  107. waysouthofheaven says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    Kim K.
    Kanye

  108. odoylerules says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    Kim k

  109. prissy says

    April 18, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Kim kardashian and kanye west

  110. wellinever says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    Must be Kim K since she’s in Iceland this week in a big coat!!!

  111. dahlia202049 says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:55 pm

    Kim K
    Crazy Pants Deluxe

    She’s got to be pushing 210

  112. I Am PunkA says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    KK
    Kanye

    KK is probably 145, but could easily get to 130, which is probably her ideal weight as a shorter girl.

    • Debir says

      April 19, 2016 at 10:02 am

      I’m her height and weigh 108 lbs, and I’m not considered skinny. No way is 130 ideal for a person of 5’2″; that’s overweight. I went on a diet more than 20 yrs ago to lose 40 lbs, and she’s bigger than I was back then. Proper diet and exercise is all it takes, but then, I never had anything injected in my behind. The days of a slim KK are at least 10 years behind her. Oh, and I’ve had 3 pregnancies.

    • Lola99 says

      April 19, 2016 at 12:37 pm

      130 is actually pretty close to ideal for 5’2″ unless that weight is mostly fat. A woman with toned muscle and low body fat would look great at that weight. At 5’3″ when I weighed 122 I wore a size 0. But I was also in extremely good shape, low body fat and toned muscles. Everyone was always telling me to eat a cheeseburger.

    • gigipeach says

      April 19, 2016 at 1:39 pm

      I am Punka is right. Debir you are crazy. i am also 5’2” and looked great when i was between 120-125lbs. yes 130 i felt my clothes were tighter. at 109lbs my bones were protruding.

      I have been pretty much all weights (mostly cause of break ups – no eating disorder).

      after having a baby, i am currently 160 (and hate myself for it)… but my point is eveyrone saying she is over 200lbs is just plain crazy! she is at most 140.

  113. sunshine702 says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    Kim
    Kanye
    180?

  114. goaskalice says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Kim K and Krazy West. I think she’s weighin’ in at about 200 lbs.

  115. totskie says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Kim Lardashian. She has to be a size 18. She is just huge, and no matter how many times she pays the rags to say she is thin, she’s not.

  116. Maximus says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:52 pm

    Kim

    Kanye

  117. mamasaid says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:52 pm

    is this Kimmode? she looked ok in those Skiing pics….

    • Martini says

      April 18, 2016 at 8:41 pm

      Yeah well she always looks “ok” in layered clothing and parkas. A bikini is another story entirely.

  118. srd0909 says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    Kim
    Kayne

  119. salvadordolliparton says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    Wife: Kim Kardashian

    Husband: Kanye West

  120. michellev27 says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Kim K!!!! Ha!!

    • michellev27 says

      April 18, 2016 at 1:50 pm

      And love the pic!!

  121. Laughing1 says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    Oh Kim, honey, just give it up already. I can tell you that after personally having 2 kids myself, your body will NEVER be the same. You need to just accept it and move on.

  122. HollySleuth says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    “Wife” (Beard) – Kim k.

    “Husband” – Kanye

    (She was in Iceland …)

    [Optional] – I don’t even want to think about it. It disgusts me that I know as much about this family as I do …

    • ZoZo357 says

      April 19, 2016 at 4:06 am

      HollySleuth… i feel the same way! When will their novelty wear off or at when will people find them just tooooo over-exposed!

  123. Vidalia Q Intrigue says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    Wife: Kim Kardashian

    Husband: Kanye West

  124. michellelp says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    Wife: Kim K
    Husband : K West
    Weight is probably near 200 🙁

    • amycurt says

      April 19, 2016 at 3:21 pm

      Lol she’s only 5’3! Celebs look thinner in person too which is a scary thought for some of them… She’s prob like 135

  125. ConfusedHarpy says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

  126. dittobelle says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Kim K

    Kanye

  127. Mixtape says

    April 18, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    Kimmy K
    Kanye
    At 5 feet, she probably weighs around a buck fifty.

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