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Quasimodo Swift

[Blind Gossip] Rapper Todrick Hall told an interesting story about his friend Taylor Swift on The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show.

Hall spoke briefly about her good relationship with her current boyfriend, actor Joe Alwyn, then remembered a time when she wasn’t so happy in a relationship.

I think she’s the happiest I’ve ever seen her. There was a time last year – I don’t know if I’m supposed to say anything – when she was dating someone. I never actually met this person, but I could just tell every time I would talk to her she would hunch over. And I sent her this picture of her as Quasimodo that I edited because I was like, ‘You cannot turn into Quasimodo for this guy. Every time you say his name you hunch over.’ And now she’s so happy, standing up completely straight and so tall and so confident, and I just love it. I’m so, so happy for her.

Which Ex -Boyfriend made her so unhappy?

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Ex Boyfriend:

[Optional] Why did she continue to date him if he made her so unhappy?

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  1. Tom Hiddleston. ‘Cause she spent so much time orchestrating their relationship in the press that breaking up with him so quickly would have been humiliating.

  3. How many did she have? 2? 3? Take your pick. The last one is always the one until he’s not.

  4. My original thought was Calvin Harris, but looking at pictures, I’m going with Tom Huddleston.

    I think it was the guilt of a contract relationship. She knew it was fake.

  5. That creepy Scottish DJ, Calvin. I know the timeline points to Hiddleston but I don’t remember her looking unhappy with him. But Taylor’s latest “boyfriend” looks constantly miserable, so IDK.

    Optional: Publicity! And song inspiration

    • Don’t think it can be Calvin Harris, as Todrick met him – Taylor and Todrick went to one of Calvin’s DJ sets together. Must be Hiddleston!

  8. Definitely Calvin Harris. You could tell she was unhappy. Hiddleston was a brief whirlwind type thing, I don’t think it ever went to that point with him. Besides, we now know that she left that bc she wanted Joe, not bc she was desperately unhappy.

  10. Either Calvin Harris or Tom Hiddleston
    My bet is Harris.
    Have no idea why she remained in relationship…

  11. The friend of a celebrity doesn’t “know” if they should speak publicly, of course he should, Taylor asked him to plant the story so speak away, lol! She forgot that the guy who made her so unhappy, Tom Hiddelston (presumably) was so fantastic a year ago she had to meet his mother on their third date! They used to wear matching t-shirts and took long walks on the beach at sunset, that’s not miserable it’s a romance novel idea of love!

    • Hahaha well said. And we all know how much she controls her image and her friends don’t have the right to talk about her if she didn’t say it. Of course she told him to spill the tea for some publicity 😂. They cannot fool us.

  15. I want to say Tom Hiddleston but I thought he was quite tall. Fear not though Taylor; you’ve managed to ruin his career.

    • I don’t see how *she* ruined his career. They were a ridiculous “couple” but he made the choice to do a contract relationship with her. She has no power over his career.

    • Maybe not for Tom but she has power over another persons. Didn’t Jared Leto change what he said about her bc there will may be have some consequences for his career? And so on? 🤔

  17. Ex Boyfriend: Tom Hiddleston – who I adore!

    I actually feel bad for him to have to be eternally tied to her name. He seems like a decent person.

    Plus, dating TS was Napalm for his career…..

    [Optional] Why did she continue to date him if he made her so unhappy?

    No idea. Immaturity? He seemed like he really liked her and I was hoping for a Watch Hill celebrity wedding.

  18. Tom Hiddleston. For why….I’m guessing because he was her escape clause from her very odd, mostly long-distance relationship with Calvin Harris. But what’s odd is that until he took up with her, Hiddleston always had a good relationship with very few blinds or negative stories out there about him. They split, and he hasn’t worked since and he’s getting trashed by her friends and through blind items. What did he do to her? Or is this just Taylor being the spiteful snake we all know she is?

    • He hasn’t worked since? He’s in Thor, which was just released last month, and that franchise isn’t going anywhere.

  19. Is Calvin Harris too obvious of a guess? If it was a public relationship, it has to be either him or Tom Hiddleston and I don’t see it being Tom.

    [Optional] She initially didn’t want to date anyone because she was protective over her happiness. She must’ve really liked him for that to change. Plus, she was obsessed with hitting the one year mark.

  21. No idea, but… I know the feeling. Sometimes you just feel stuck. Or it started out great, the sex is great… But there’s nothing else there. You want to leave but you haven’t got the emotional energy.

  22. Calvin Harris, obviously. Taylor and Todrick Hall doesn’t know each other for too long, so it’s either Harris or Hiddleston and I doubt that just three months is enough time for that kind of dynamic.

  23. I didn’t think Taylor dated anyone for real — aren’t they all just PR relationships for future song fodder and so people never, ever stop talking about her?

  25. Ex “Boyfriend?” Calvin Harris

    Why did she continue to “date” him?
    To cover for her relationship with Karlie Kloss. Giiiirl, it’s time you throw open the closet door. All of that bearding must be exhausting.

    • This is absolutely the correct answer. The eyes don’t lie. Taylor was sooo happy parading around with Kloss all through 2014 as “gal pals”, but then Kissgate happened (at the 1975 concert on Dec. 4 of that year), and all of a sudden she’s in a relationship with Calvin Harris. All PR to shut down the gay rumors.

  26. its not really a secret it was calvin harris just listen to her song getaway car its about how she needed a reason to leave him so she did that fauxmance with tom hiddleston to get away from him lol sometimes a lot of people stay with people who make them unhappy due to manipulation/abuse etc

  27. I mean, he basically said it was Calvin Harris in so many words. She continued to date him for publicity as she does with all her paramours because she can never be marketed as a single woman. So ridiculous.

  29. I don’t even care who it is. Taylor’s a close to 30 year old woman still playing the dumped schoolgirl card. I don’t understand 1. the appeal of this woman/her music (and she tried ripping off Tron Legacy in her last vid) 2. how her friends continue to enable her ‘poor me’ agenda. Is it a money thing? Power? Social media influencing? Bcs otherwise who cares? Date who you want (as in date, not beard for publicity) like a private adult. Nobody’s buying your hunched victim status, Tay Tay

  30. Tom Hiddleston

    The contracts were signed, sealed and delivered them both upon a platter to be ridiculed and mocked. They had as much chemistry together as oil and water. Seeing their awkwardness and forced intimacy was cringe worthy. She’s learned her lesson and keeping her beards on the low.

  31. Tom H? Idk, they’re all fake anyway. She seemed miserable with Harry but that was years ago.

  33. Ex Boyfriend: Calvin Harris

    [Optional] Why did she continue to date him if he made her so unhappy? Publicity

  37. If say Calvin Harris just based on the song Getaway Car saying she wanted to end a relationship and needed a way out…..cue Tom Hiddleston

  38. It’s Calvin, as “Getaway Car” says. She’s apologizing to Hiddles for using him to get away, just as “Back to December” was an apology to Taylor Lautner for being “swept away” by John Mayer.

    Why did she do it? Because she’s GAY GAY GAY and too scared to say it.

    “A circus ain’t a love story”…”Getaway Car” again, this time telling Dianna Agron (circus-themed birthday, 2012) that Karlie Kloss (“Love Story” is her fave TS song) is the Real Thing.

    I hope so, Taylor. I…

  39. She was unhappy with both Tom and CH. She’s unhappy now. She doesn’t like men, and that’s fine! Come out Tay! You’re loved no matter what!!!

  40. As much as I would like for it NOT to be, I think it’s Calvin Harris. I think his (whispered) cheating during their relationship, plus the ‘Happy massage’ time, really got to her. And his temper and ego issues have appeared too often on Twitter. I think she did love him to begin with but then got a bit ……. and had to flee.

  41. Tater tot is almost thirty. There’s two ways to go now once closeted ppl get to this point. Option 1. Lavender marriage, test tube babies, pr relationship. Call it a day. 2. Slowly ease way out of closet so as not to spook existing fanbase and affect career negatively. Taylor is in no way a helpless pushover type so I’m curious to see what choice this very strong woman will make in the future. She just makes me kinda sad tbh.

  42. She is running out of men willing to be her beard or need a beard. Hiddles is gay. She is gay. Her songs are about her girlfriends. The Taylor Squad was a cover for her relationships but once she and Kloss broke up she didn’t want the squad anymore. Kloss’ “fiance” is a fake too. Sick of her lies.