StyleList – Which aspiring model had an awkward moment when she was introduced to a fashion editor by a trying-to-be-helpful friend? Turns out the editor had already met the young lady at a restaurant when she was on a paid date with an older male companion, and using a different name.
No Triples or Home Runs for Oscar Guy
NY Daily News – Which Oscar winner’s girlfriend won’t let him get to third base? She’s afraid of STDs.Ex-Couple Plays the Blame Game
BlindGossip – While the breakup of this couple seemed amicable, behind the scenes… not so much. Party 1 blames the other for their career having stalled out while they were together. Party 2 works through friends to warn their ex-mate’s current dates about diseases they may contract through intimate contact.
Tween Actor has Red Eyes and The Munchies
BuzzFoto – One of our spies spotted this tween-ish actor out late on Saturday night…at a grocery store of all places. He was with several friends, and they were all red-eyed and giggly. If that wasn’t enough, they were buying all sorts of crap like chips and pizza rolls. This kid is not a Nickelodeon star.
Not Shi LaBeouf!
Vain Fashion Gal Wants a Better Image
StyleList – Which senior fashion critic hates the profile illustration being used by the web site of her media outlet, and bombards the editors with a different, youthfully flattering image of herself every week?Why This Bird Wears Sunglasses Indoors
NY Daily News – Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is?Why She is Always Seen Carrying a Child
BlindGossip – This top celebrity makes a big deal out of talking about motherhood and how much time she spends being a good mom. She would lead you to believe that she dotes on her children and takes an active role in thier lives. Not so. When the kid/s were little, she only changed about one out of every hundred diapers. The kid/s are being raised by a small army of nannies. Our star has limited contact with them except during photo opportunities, which are always staged with her carrying the child/ren, even if they are big enough to walk on their own. Why? Because she thinks that carrying a child makes her look motherly and “likable”.
Actor Helps a Waitress With Her Debt
BuzzFoto – This B-ish list actor is dating a nobody – someone he met while she was waiting on him in one way or another. Looks like she must be something special, because they haven’t been dating all that long and he recently paid off a whole bunch of her debt – mostly pay day loans that were making her life a living hell. She is terribly grateful and we think that, whether or not he did it to be nice or to make her feel indebted or whatever, it was a very sweet thing to do.
It’s not Nicolas Cage!
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Celeb in Trouble if Police Searched Car
BuzzFoto – This C-lister got into a car wreck recently, and we hope that for his/her sake, the bountiful amount of drugs that are usually in that car weren’t noticed by the coppers. We haven’t heard yet, but it’s bound to come out.
It wasn’t Kristen Cavallari!
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Holy Moly – Which boring married singer has been having an affair with a married ex-supermodel who has a penchant for rock stars? Hope the wife doesn’t find out.