[VillageVoice] Which star on Broadway doesn’t get entrance applause because no one recognizes her altered face from the old days (though at least she doesn’t wave and run when she sees her surgeon)?
The Drunken Harmonica Scuffle
[NewYorkPost] Which too-cool-for-school magazine editor got into a drunken scuffle while playing the harmonica onstage at Art Basel and was embarrassingly bounced by security in front of gobsmacked guests?
How Music Honcho Got His Start
[NewYorkPost] Which music honcho had to sleep with his male boss back in the day to get his start in the business and get a record deal?
Better Than A Bowl Of Ice Cream
[BlindGossip] It’s coming down to the wire, folks! Just a few weeks to go. There’s one problem, though. She was looking too thin to be convincing. Thankfully, she found a solution that doesn’t include eating a single bowl of ice cream. It’s called [Read more…] about Better Than A Bowl Of Ice Cream
Leading Man Is Too Lazy To Buy Gifts
[NationalEnquirer] Which Hollywood leading man pays a personal shopper $1,500 a day to buy his holiday gifts while he stays home [Read more…] about Leading Man Is Too Lazy To Buy Gifts
Smarmy Emmy Winner Whiner
[NationalEnquirer] His long-running, critically acclaimed series has ended, but this Emmy winner is still whining to anyone who will listen about it being over. The smarmy star feels it was his best role ever, and he’s a nervous wreck, fearing his career is all downhill from here! Who is he?
BG12345: Wednesday
Dear Blinders,
Yesterday night marked the first night of Chanukah! Unlike Obama, we’re sure you know that you’re only supposed to light one candle per night (plus the middle one) on the menorah, not set the whole thing ablaze like a candelabra in a one percenter’s home.
Did you get a present last night? No? Such a shonda! Well, we have one for you! You’re getting a BG12345 today. Happy Chanukah, everyone!
Love, BG
This Actor Rode The White Horse
[NationalEnquirer] Which A-list actor smoked her*in with his then-actress/girlfriend in the early ’90s before he [Read more…] about This Actor Rode The White Horse
She’s Taken Off Her Wedding Ring
[NationalEnquirer] This 40-something actress is half of one of Hollywood’s longest-married and well-liked couples, but she’s been seen out and about with her male pals – and without her wedding ring. Like her better half, the talented Emmy winner got her start on a daytime soap. Can you name her?
Brothers Are Having A Cat Fight
[BuzzFoto] This celebrity family is feuding for the holidays. They are arguing over who is getting an heirloom gift from their parents and it’s caused such a rift that two of the famous brothers aren’t speaking. The gift that they’re fighting over? [Read more…] about Brothers Are Having A Cat Fight