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London Raw Meat

July 27, 2017 Blind Gossip

[Pop Bitch] Which London DJ threw an incredible hissy fit while being wined and dined before a show in Italy?

He sent the carpaccio he ordered back to the kitchen because it was just “raw meat”.

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DJ:

[Optional] You were his waiter. Your response?

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  1. kukeana1217 says

    July 31, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Calvin Harris, while Scottish, could be based out of London though my guess is Professor Green. His ex is Millie MacIntosh of Made In Chelsea fame and Quality Street inheritance. After their break-up, she always seemed to insinuate she was slumming when she was with him.

  2. sublimeLime says

    July 31, 2017 at 6:04 am

    Ummmmm ok lol. I guess he’s never had carpaccio before.

  3. luthien3000 says

    July 29, 2017 at 1:44 am

    I would have pushed a candle towards him. Whoever “him” is.

    • NoseyNana2008 says

      July 29, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      I love this!

  4. Aurelia says

    July 28, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    DJ: Calvin Harris

    Optional: I’d gladly take the food back, then I’d inform the Chef and owner of this contremps. Then I’d grab a good seat at the bar and watch the fireworks, knowing the owner and Chef would kick his sorry as* out.

  5. amagod121 says

    July 27, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    Calvin *.

    My response, as his waiter: “Would you prefer it on your head, sir?” accompanied by a sickly sweet smile. (And this is why I’d never make it in the hospitality business. God bless all of you who are in it and must deal with other human beings.)

  6. gailpow says

    July 27, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    Mark Ronson.

  7. NewfieinBC says

    July 27, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    Mark Ronson

  8. aaaSeeK says

    July 27, 2017 at 12:55 pm

    Don’t know any London DJs, and as a waiter my only response would be “Of course, sir.” But in my head I’m thinking, DON’T ORDER SOMETHING WHEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS!

    • sublimeLime says

      July 31, 2017 at 6:05 am

      lol same.

  9. SpikeNLB says

    July 27, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    No clue, everyone in the restaurant must have been laughing their asses off at him.

  10. gilmourh says

    July 27, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Calvin Harris?

  11. algarve2016 says

    July 27, 2017 at 11:49 am

    “Sir, that is what Carpaccio is, raw meat. Would you like something else instead of this?”

  12. kimmukwest says

    July 27, 2017 at 11:21 am

    No idea, but that’s what carpaccio is….

  13. wfreshie says

    July 27, 2017 at 11:15 am

    for those who don’t know…… carpaccio is an hors d’oeuvre consisting of thin slices of raw beef or fish served with a sauce.

    the chef must have been fuming

    • guessingnotknowing says

      July 28, 2017 at 2:49 am

      Thanks. That was a really kind way to help explain what this was about. I had no idea.

  14. Jester says

    July 27, 2017 at 11:14 am

    Calvin Harris? Only one I can think of and he looks like he could be a real pr%ck!
    My response? Anybody in the retail or hospitality business will tell you that you just have to suck it up, be empathic, and smile. We have to have our own acting skills, too. What we really want to say or do is quite different though.

    • bayhuy says

      July 28, 2017 at 12:56 am

      Calvin Harris doesn’t tour in Europe. Only playing Vegas.
      Mark Rohnson is my guess.

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