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  1. kukeana1217 says

    Calvin Harris, while Scottish, could be based out of London though my guess is Professor Green. His ex is Millie MacIntosh of Made In Chelsea fame and Quality Street inheritance. After their break-up, she always seemed to insinuate she was slumming when she was with him.

  4. Aurelia says

    DJ: Calvin Harris

    Optional: I’d gladly take the food back, then I’d inform the Chef and owner of this contremps. Then I’d grab a good seat at the bar and watch the fireworks, knowing the owner and Chef would kick his sorry as* out.

  5. amagod121 says

    Calvin *.

    My response, as his waiter: “Would you prefer it on your head, sir?” accompanied by a sickly sweet smile. (And this is why I’d never make it in the hospitality business. God bless all of you who are in it and must deal with other human beings.)

  8. aaaSeeK says

    Don’t know any London DJs, and as a waiter my only response would be “Of course, sir.” But in my head I’m thinking, DON’T ORDER SOMETHING WHEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS!

  9. SpikeNLB says

    No clue, everyone in the restaurant must have been laughing their asses off at him.

  11. algarve2016 says

    “Sir, that is what Carpaccio is, raw meat. Would you like something else instead of this?”

  13. wfreshie says

    for those who don’t know…… carpaccio is an hors d’oeuvre consisting of thin slices of raw beef or fish served with a sauce.

    the chef must have been fuming

    • guessingnotknowing says

      Thanks. That was a really kind way to help explain what this was about. I had no idea.

  14. Jester says

    Calvin Harris? Only one I can think of and he looks like he could be a real pr%ck!
    My response? Anybody in the retail or hospitality business will tell you that you just have to suck it up, be empathic, and smile. We have to have our own acting skills, too. What we really want to say or do is quite different though.

    • bayhuy says

      Calvin Harris doesn’t tour in Europe. Only playing Vegas.
      Mark Rohnson is my guess.