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Ghostly Illiterate Singer

ghost singing[Blind Gossip] This singer is writing a screenplay. So she says. Only… she’s not.

The truth is that [she] is functionally illiterate. I don’t think that people realize that about her. She didn’t graduate from high school, not because she was busy, but because she can’t read or write beyond a second-grade level.

When I receive emails or texts from her, it’s like they were written by a child whose native language is not English. It’s just a jumble of words, some bigger than others (as if she is trying to sound intelligent). She does not understand the concepts of grammar or spelling or sentence structure. I sometimes have to ask other people to read the messages and then we piece together what she is trying to say!

The thought of her writing a screenplay is laughable. I have never even seen her read a book (although she will pose with one for a photo shoot if required). Never. Not even to [her child/ren].

What she is going to do is lay out the broad strokes of the story and let a ghostwriter handle it. Of course she’ll take all the credit though! She wants that Oscar!!! That’s why she is going to name herself the writer/ producer/ star/ composer/ everything on this project.

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Singer:

[Optional] Do you think that this project is going to earn her an Oscar?

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  5. Captain Fatnutz says

    Singer: Beyonce

    Do you think that this project is going to earn her an Oscar? Hell to the NO

  8. Taunnie says

    I’m going to guess Beyonce, who was awful bitter and sour grapes after Jennifer Hudson’s Oscar win for Dream Girls, and quite honestly when you hear her talk in interviews (which is rare, and for good reason I realize) you can sense her inarticulateness (but 2nd grade level?? Come on!). I suppose her wealth and fame make her exempt from having basic language skills like the peons of the world, lol.

  9. Manda.Lea says

    Beyonce
    No. This will not win her an Oscar. I believe the quote was “She lacks the basic human dignity for the project”.

  17. WaitLemmeGuess says

    Beyonce. You can tell how coached she is when she’s interviewed. I don’t think she can actually create any of own thoughts. She’s that dumb.

  22. PinkCrayon says

    B/w she’s trying to write and star in a movie about Saartjie Baartman, a woman “from the ‘bushmen’ tribe, who was forced to star in a London freak show 200 years ago, due to her extraordinarily large buttocks and ‘exotic features’.”

  29. FiyahHotFlashy says

    Beyonce
    I wonder if this project will get made because many folks are very vocal about her NOT getting involved on any level. I feel its inappropriate for her as a feature film. If she were to do a documentary maybe I’ll give her a pass

  35. Californialove says

    Beyonce. Carrying Blue Ivy is a more believable story than writing a screenplay. Ask her to say or spell ” effortlessly”

  39. mamasaid says

    Maybe Fantasia? I hate to even suggest it as I’m a big fan and she’s had a rough life….or JHud? Can’t be Mariah……

  45. samsimons says

    Beyonce….good god, I knew she wouldn’t be doing it herself but didn’t realise she’s illiterate…that’s quite shocking actually

  46. marysunshine says

    Singer: Madonna

    With the screeplay The Impossible Lives of Greta Wells.

    I must admit that I’m kind of surprised.

  49. Okayeah says

    Beyonce? She’s reportedly not very smart.

    And no, probably not, unless she gets something good on all the Academy voters.

  57. bhakti says

    I immediately thought Katy Perry but she doesn’t have kids so idk. If it were a man I’d guess Kanye. I got nothin’

  61. Miss Marple says

    Smells like Queen Bey. If she pulls it all together then is deserved of something I guess!? Isn’t the entire industry just a simple case of ‘smoke and mirrors’ so what’s the difference between her taking the credit… like I’m sure others before her have done. Plus, this queen is renowned for taking the cred

  64. EastlakeGirl says

    This is most definitely Beyonce. Someone told me about this just yesterday and my first thought was, “Yeah, right. Like SHE’S going to write it”. LOL

  73. caela94 says

    Beyonce’
    She pretends to co write every lyric she sings.
    “she interprets lyrics”
    If that is the case Sinatra should have been a co writer on every tune he sang.

  75. Atlasmom says

    Mariah Carey– Oscar, probably not, although sometimes I do not understand how they decide who gets one!

  80. rayodeplata says

    Singer: Cyndi Lauper

    I hope she doesn’t get any attention if it’s not really her personal work.

  83. VeronicaMarsBars says

    I initially thought this could be Britney Spears but then that last comment about wanting that Oscar indicates to me that this is Beyonce. I couldn’t be bothered to google search beyond the first page of results. They showed that it is inconclusive about whether she never finished or has a GED or high school diploma.

  87. iheartkoko says

    Singer: Beyonce

    [Optional] Do you think that this project is going to earn her an Oscar? Hahahahaha! I’d like to see her try.

  93. jonesing says

    Don’t know why Mariah Carey popped into my head. Whoever it is should have hired tutors years ago. Being illiterate is like being handcuffed. Why live like that when you have money=options?
    As for Oscar material? Well if the story is compelling enough and the ghost writer is good enough-who knows?

  95. Stubbs says

    Beyonce- and good luck on the whole Oscar thing. I’m sure she is shooting for Elephant man – but (and I mean a big butt)- it will never get financing.

  96. Transitioning9 says

    Beyonce, it is quite obvious by the way she speaks. But there are several more out there. This just so happens to be about her this time.

  98. Gingerred says

    Beyonce!!!!! Has to be! Although she has a heavily curated image to make one think otherwise, she is dumb as dirt.