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Ghostly Illiterate Singer

January 5, 2016 Blind Gossip

ghost singing[Blind Gossip] This singer is writing a screenplay. So she says. Only… she’s not.

The truth is that [she] is functionally illiterate. I don’t think that people realize that about her. She didn’t graduate from high school, not because she was busy, but because she can’t read or write beyond a second-grade level.

When I receive emails or texts from her, it’s like they were written by a child whose native language is not English. It’s just a jumble of words, some bigger than others (as if she is trying to sound intelligent). She does not understand the concepts of grammar or spelling or sentence structure. I sometimes have to ask other people to read the messages and then we piece together what she is trying to say!

The thought of her writing a screenplay is laughable. I have never even seen her read a book (although she will pose with one for a photo shoot if required). Never. Not even to [her child/ren].

What she is going to do is lay out the broad strokes of the story and let a ghostwriter handle it. Of course she’ll take all the credit though! She wants that Oscar!!! That’s why she is going to name herself the writer/ producer/ star/ composer/ everything on this project.

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Singer:

[Optional] Do you think that this project is going to earn her an Oscar?

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  1. niamhh says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    Beyonce, and no!

  2. tiger13 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    I think most ppl can tell how inarticulate bey is

  3. Pinky310 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Beyoncé

    No

  4. Gingerred says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Beyonce!!!!! Has to be! Although she has a heavily curated image to make one think otherwise, she is dumb as dirt.

  5. TracieKnits says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    Beyonce was rumored to be writing a screenplay

  6. Transitioning9 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Beyonce, it is quite obvious by the way she speaks. But there are several more out there. This just so happens to be about her this time.

  7. Stubbs says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Beyonce- and good luck on the whole Oscar thing. I’m sure she is shooting for Elephant man – but (and I mean a big butt)- it will never get financing.

  8. vinny2015 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Seabiscuit…aka Beyonce

  9. jonesing says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Don’t know why Mariah Carey popped into my head. Whoever it is should have hired tutors years ago. Being illiterate is like being handcuffed. Why live like that when you have money=options?
    As for Oscar material? Well if the story is compelling enough and the ghost writer is good enough-who knows?

  10. Grande Queso says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Beyonce!

  11. FunnyFace says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Beyoncé

  12. njgirlnatl says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

  13. iamnumber21 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    beyonce?

  14. lettyeverdeen says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    so sad…
    Beyonce

  15. iheartkoko says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

    [Optional] Do you think that this project is going to earn her an Oscar? Hahahahaha! I’d like to see her try.

  16. theblacktights says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    beYAWNce sux

  17. afterglow says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Beyawnce
    I don’t think so

  18. rock400 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Beyonce

  19. VeronicaMarsBars says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    I initially thought this could be Britney Spears but then that last comment about wanting that Oscar indicates to me that this is Beyonce. I couldn’t be bothered to google search beyond the first page of results. They showed that it is inconclusive about whether she never finished or has a GED or high school diploma.

  20. MamaJunesneckrolls says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    Fantasia

  21. MarkyMark says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    Be-yon-cé! Lucky for her she has such an insane amount of money it doesn’t matter.

  22. rayodeplata says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Singer: Cyndi Lauper

    I hope she doesn’t get any attention if it’s not really her personal work.

  23. Chi83 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Beyonce. No she will not win an Oscar and doesn’t deserve to.

  24. augustmom says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    Beyoncé for certain!

  25. romajo says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    Beyonce

  26. GypsyRose says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Beyawnce

  27. Atlasmom says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Mariah Carey– Oscar, probably not, although sometimes I do not understand how they decide who gets one!

  28. Catseyezzz says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Mariah Carey?

  29. caela94 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:52 pm

    Beyonce’
    She pretends to co write every lyric she sings.
    “she interprets lyrics”
    If that is the case Sinatra should have been a co writer on every tune he sang.

  30. ceflan says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Beyonce. 100%

  31. Moni_Moni says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Beyonce

  32. Bobolots says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Beyonce

  33. cl_melisca says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    Functionally illiterate? Has to be Britney Spears.

  34. Charlie28 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Beyonce

  35. sunshine702 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Beyonce
    See the note she wrote Michelle Obama. 3Rd grader ish.

    Oscar. No

  36. michellev27 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Beyonce

  37. nonsequiturchica says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    Singer: Beyonce, writing a screenplay about Sarah Baartman,

    How sad.

  38. EastlakeGirl says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    This is most definitely Beyonce. Someone told me about this just yesterday and my first thought was, “Yeah, right. Like SHE’S going to write it”. LOL

  39. janabananahammock says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    Queen Bey?

  40. mylaboobarbie says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

    ?

    I’m over her

  41. Miss Marple says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    Smells like Queen Bey. If she pulls it all together then is deserved of something I guess!? Isn’t the entire industry just a simple case of ‘smoke and mirrors’ so what’s the difference between her taking the credit… like I’m sure others before her have done. Plus, this queen is renowned for taking the cred

  42. shelaur22 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    Beyonce. Poor thing.

  43. onetwothreelaur says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    beyonce

  44. georgiabellesini1 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Beyonce

  45. bhakti says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    I immediately thought Katy Perry but she doesn’t have kids so idk. If it were a man I’d guess Kanye. I got nothin’

    • bhakti says

      January 5, 2016 at 2:31 pm

      Alright after a Google search I’ve come up with Beyoncé. Oh that’s funny!

  46. muffinman says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    Beyonce

  47. Tracy Lord says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    Ah, got to be Beyonce writing and starring on a Sarah Baartman film!

  48. Theaterfan says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Beyonce

  49. PinkLily says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Beyonce

  50. xiopio says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    Jessica Simpson

  51. LouLou33 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    Beyonce

  52. jude98 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Beyonce

  53. Okayeah says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Beyonce? She’s reportedly not very smart.

    And no, probably not, unless she gets something good on all the Academy voters.

  54. jkham says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Pretty sure it’s Beyoncé although I see online that it supposedly got debunked.

  55. tell me more says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Beyonce fits the bill

  56. marysunshine says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Singer: Madonna

    With the screeplay The Impossible Lives of Greta Wells.

    I must admit that I’m kind of surprised.

    • mojomarlin says

      January 10, 2016 at 11:38 pm

      Madonna attended the University of Michigan on scholarship. You can’t get into that school without being REALLY smart. She is not illiterate.

  57. samsimons says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Beyonce….good god, I knew she wouldn’t be doing it herself but didn’t realise she’s illiterate…that’s quite shocking actually

  58. BluestBailey11 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    Beyoncé

  59. redpixie says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    BEYONCÉ the queen bee

  60. RedGirl77 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    Be-yawn-ce

  61. spikelb says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:11 pm

    Britney

  62. 4sixx2 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Mimi. Appears that Mariah Carey is a very dim bulb.

  63. mamasaid says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Maybe Fantasia? I hate to even suggest it as I’m a big fan and she’s had a rough life….or JHud? Can’t be Mariah……

  64. savantrix says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Beyonce.
    No, please stop

  65. SallyKnowItAll says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:07 pm

    Lol! Beyonce!! Pathetic creature..

  66. Ms_Kiki says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Fantasia Barrino

    • luvprue1 says

      January 5, 2016 at 8:22 pm

      I think it’s Fantasia too. She is more likely then Beyonce

  67. Californialove says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Beyonce. Carrying Blue Ivy is a more believable story than writing a screenplay. Ask her to say or spell ” effortlessly”

  68. Peps66 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    Singer: Beyoncé

    No, not a chance.

  69. Sport says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Beyonce.

    (Hilarious!)

  70. einniw says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Beyonce

  71. InnocentIn says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    Singer: Beyonce
    Oscar: Unlikely

  72. lisako says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    Beyonce?

  73. FiyahHotFlashy says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    Beyonce
    I wonder if this project will get made because many folks are very vocal about her NOT getting involved on any level. I feel its inappropriate for her as a feature film. If she were to do a documentary maybe I’ll give her a pass

  74. redstilettos says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    If it said actress, I would guess Kristen Stewart, but I’ll go with Miley.

  75. Khadafi says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    Mariah Carey

  76. phrancophaux says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    OH, BOY. Them’s fightin’ words, Ace!

    Beyonce
    No

  77. jeanmarieok says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    It’s Beyonce. Her bio-pic about Saartjie Baartman.

  78. Mherr150 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    Beyawnce

  79. AliekaZola says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    Beyoncé, of course. She’s already receiving heat for it.

  80. hotel57 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Fantasia

  81. fishfish123 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Beyonce

  82. Jinxy9698 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Queen Bey herself!!

  83. KatieLiz says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Beyonce

  84. WaitLemmeGuess says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    Beyonce. You can tell how coached she is when she’s interviewed. I don’t think she can actually create any of own thoughts. She’s that dumb.

  85. felicia says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    Lady Gaga?

  86. Olliebeanzmom says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    Britney Spears?

    • CyndiTx123 says

      January 6, 2016 at 5:39 am

      I was thinking this first, but after ready everyone’s replies…Beyonce for sure.

  87. PinkCrayon says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:48 pm

    Beyonce.

    No, but you never know.

    • PinkCrayon says

      January 5, 2016 at 12:54 pm

      B/w she’s trying to write and star in a movie about Saartjie Baartman, a woman “from the ‘bushmen’ tribe, who was forced to star in a London freak show 200 years ago, due to her extraordinarily large buttocks and ‘exotic features’.”

    • Moonpie says

      January 6, 2016 at 9:19 am

      Her buttocks was actually kept in a museum for display. Later some folks tried to close down the display and give body parts a proper burial. Sad. I don’t wha became of all that.

  88. blkmkt says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    Beyoncé

  89. Birthdaygirl says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    Beyonce no she will not win an oscar.

  90. luvsdrama says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    Beyonce

  91. sashas says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    Beyonce!

  92. Manda.Lea says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    Beyonce
    No. This will not win her an Oscar. I believe the quote was “She lacks the basic human dignity for the project”.

  93. Taunnie says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    I’m going to guess Beyonce, who was awful bitter and sour grapes after Jennifer Hudson’s Oscar win for Dream Girls, and quite honestly when you hear her talk in interviews (which is rare, and for good reason I realize) you can sense her inarticulateness (but 2nd grade level?? Come on!). I suppose her wealth and fame make her exempt from having basic language skills like the peons of the world, lol.

    • kspeedian says

      January 5, 2016 at 7:31 pm

      Lol I thought the same thing about “second grade level”. That is TRULY illiterate if true. So why, with all her money & connections, doesn’t she just get a great tutor for herself? She could even have them sign a nondisclosure agreement! Seriously, only she would think herself “above” needing to know how to read & write lol. Too conceited for literacy; that’s a new one. If it were anyone else, I’d feel sorry for them, but, in her case, she has the means, etc, so I definitely do NOT.

    • kspeedian says

      January 5, 2016 at 7:40 pm

      I just realized that the only person I sorta feel bad for would be the ghost writer. I’m sure they’d be paid very well, hence the “sorta,” but I just mean if it ended up being really good and she DID get a lot of acclaim and/or awards for it, to have to carry on knowing it’s YOUR work, not being able to say or do anything to let people know that, would definitely be tough. Plus, since their name wouldn’t be on it, it wouldn’t further their career at all, no matter how amazing it were.

    • KWDragon says

      January 6, 2016 at 12:12 pm

      Professional writer here –
      Ghost writing is its own specialty. They usually make pretty good money and know they are trading in the “fame” for a paycheck. Also, while “the world” may not know them, others in the industry do. If the project is successful, she will get other lucrative ghost writing gigs.

      I know the idea of being a ghost writer may seem strange, but it is not much different from being a copy writer or an ad writer or even a song writer. I actually think it is pretty…

    • richiegaye says

      January 6, 2016 at 6:19 pm

      If you are jealous of J Hud you are in trouble she is awful
      Beyonce never had much to offer despite the sizzle

    • meemo506 says

      January 6, 2016 at 7:28 pm

      Second grade level is pretty common and you’d be surprised how few people surpass it. I work as a paraprofessional in a middle school. Almost all the 6th graders in the low reading class are at a 2nd grade level. Many don’t have families that push them or care, and they never get much higher, even with dedicated teachers. And honestly, talking to them, they sound pretty normal. You wouldn’t know unless you asked them to read or talk about complicated issues. I mean, how many people do you…

  94. dahlia202049 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    Oh, and NO. Not in the cards for her.

  95. dahlia202049 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    Beyonce

  96. Captain Fatnutz says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

    Do you think that this project is going to earn her an Oscar? Hell to the NO

  97. The_Brunette_with_Glasses says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Beyonce

    Will she win an Oscar? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  98. kjc520 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Beyoncé

  99. SpringRain says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    It’s Beyoncé.

  100. OrangeZest123 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    Beyonce

    No.

    • zappy2050 says

      January 6, 2016 at 7:36 pm

      Definitely Beyonce.

      It is painful to watch her being interviewed. I can’t understand why she doesn’t hire a private tutor to at least teach her the basics. Maybe she is too embarrassed by her illiteracy. Sad.

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