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Ghostly Illiterate Singer

January 5, 2016 Blind Gossip

ghost singing[Blind Gossip] This singer is writing a screenplay. So she says. Only… she’s not.

The truth is that [she] is functionally illiterate. I don’t think that people realize that about her. She didn’t graduate from high school, not because she was busy, but because she can’t read or write beyond a second-grade level.

When I receive emails or texts from her, it’s like they were written by a child whose native language is not English. It’s just a jumble of words, some bigger than others (as if she is trying to sound intelligent). She does not understand the concepts of grammar or spelling or sentence structure. I sometimes have to ask other people to read the messages and then we piece together what she is trying to say!

The thought of her writing a screenplay is laughable. I have never even seen her read a book (although she will pose with one for a photo shoot if required). Never. Not even to [her child/ren].

What she is going to do is lay out the broad strokes of the story and let a ghostwriter handle it. Of course she’ll take all the credit though! She wants that Oscar!!! That’s why she is going to name herself the writer/ producer/ star/ composer/ everything on this project.

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Singer:

[Optional] Do you think that this project is going to earn her an Oscar?

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  1. SamanthaD says

    January 7, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    Beyonce. She sounds so dopey when she speaks.

  2. happyhour says

    January 6, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    I didn’t have a guess for this but clearly the consensus is Beyoncé. I am just having trouble understanding how she learns lyrics and such, being a public figure but functionally illiterate. I just can’t wrap my head around it. Is it just the money and the fame that allows her to get away with it?

  3. lil_ny007 says

    January 6, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    1. Fantasia Barrino
    or
    2. Beyonce
    or
    3. Jessica Simpson
    or
    4. Britney Spears

    Could be any of them really

  4. wiccabasket says

    January 6, 2016 at 10:19 am

    Not being able to read doesn’t mean someone is stupid. It’s HARD to function without literacy – to get anywhere in life yet be able to hide it is something that takes hard work and ingenuity. Even when you are as rich and as powerful as Ms Carter.

    One of the brightest people I know cannot read very well at all. He is short-sighted, and incredibly dyslexic, and struggles with basic reading skills. He also owns his own home, is a very successful business owner, (and talented singer to boot).

  5. QJ201 says

    January 6, 2016 at 6:17 am

    Is this a surprise? Ms Bey talks like Buckwheat.

  6. alexag says

    January 6, 2016 at 3:11 am

    Beyonce- she is not fooling anyone.
    Can barely form a complete sentence during interviews.
    I’m surprised that she can write her own name.

  7. luvprue1 says

    January 5, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    Courtney Love.

  8. SpocksGirlfriend says

    January 5, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    This is Beyoncé, and I’m not surprised. I follow the black gossip blogs too and they’ve been saying for a long time that she’s illiterate. So is R. Kelly too, according to their tea.
    She’ll get the Oscar though before H’wood is kissing her butt, and she has a powerful hubby who’ll pull all the right strings to get it for her.

  9. Stackhouse says

    January 5, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    Beyoncé, the pretentious illiterate. (Anyone get the reference?)

    Funny, because I’ve actually heard this before, that’s she’s basically illiterate. If she weren’t from a first world country, I would say that it wouldn’t necessarily have something to do with her intelligence. But considering her background and all the resources she had – and haves – it certainly can’t be separated from her intellectual capacity. I always knew she weren’t, well, the most eloquent person out there, but…

  10. LBoogie says

    January 5, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    Beyonce. It was obvious in her HBO special which parts were scripted and which were her own nonsensical ramblings… Watching an interview with her can be painful. A specific letterman appearance literally had me cringing.. There is a German word for that. Literally being embarrassed for someone else..

    • Stackhouse says

      January 5, 2016 at 6:32 pm

      There is also an English term for that: Secondhand embarrassment.

  11. Witch Baby says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    Courney Love

    • Witch Baby says

      January 5, 2016 at 5:44 pm

      Courtney***

  12. phoenixfire says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    i don’t know who this is, but this is really sad. clearly the education system failed her. i don’t believe anyone is stupid, so she must have had either teachers who didn’t care, a learning disability that wasn’t diagnosed, or any other combination of factors. i bet she must get frustrated and embarrassed when tasked with reading something.

  13. barracobarner says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    IDK – Madonna springs to mind, though!

  14. GeeGee says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    Britney maybe?

  15. El Materdor says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    Queen Bey J J

    Nothing.

  16. concreteblonde says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Beyoncé
    Saartjie Baartman biopic.

  17. Saptosa says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    I had no idea Sarah Palin sang and had Ambitions to write a screenplay. Go girl! Do you!

  18. meianoite says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    Singer: Beyoncé writing screenplay about Sarah Baartman

    Nope. An Oscar? Not a chance. But, if she’s smart she’ll hire one hell of a ghost writer lol

  19. Lindasu says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    Beyonce – this has been hinted at before. Rumors swirling she’ll be writing and starring in a film about Saartjie (Sarah) Baartman.

  20. akasha297 says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    Beyoncé of course! Saartjie Baartman movie.

  21. MNB24 says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    Beyonce’
    Queen B

  22. mreeb4 says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    Can’t read or write “beyond” a second grade level? Must be “Beyon”-cé.

  23. 9kidstoomany says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    My first thought was Mariah Carey. Not sure but it wouldn’t surprise me. Poor little rich girl.

  24. mantistobogn says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    Beyonce
    Hint: Ghost

  25. ConfusedHarpy says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    No idea, but [email protected], that’s sad. Really really sad. To not be able to read, what an amazing, incredible, complex, thought-provoking and awe-inspiring world that is completely closed off to you.

  26. Iwon4fun says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    Beyonce
    Illiterate, really? Just because someone is not college educated does not mean that they are illiterate. She may not be able to write at the level required to produce a screenplay but she can certainly read and write. She did go to primary school and secondary school where most of us learned to read and write. So I don’t know why this person is coming for Beyonce like that but many artists hire ghost writers. She will take all the credit though, that part I definitely believe. Haha!

  27. GrayerThanDorian says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    I’m going to go with Drew Barrymore.
    She has her own production company so she could easily produce her own screenplay without any suspicion. She also seems kinda dumb. And she really wanted an Oscar with Grey Gardens. Plus, I don’t think anyone would question her not graduating. And I read somewhere she had Postpartum so the no reading to the kids isn’t a stretch.

    • GrayerThanDorian says

      January 5, 2016 at 5:06 pm

      Ok. I missed the singer part. I suck. How about Beyoncé? I heard she isn’t very intelligent despite her success.

  28. Moonpie says

    January 5, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    Stumped again.

  29. bigjinla says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

    It’s actually a very sad BI. The fact she can’t read is something she could fix if she wanted to.

    She’s not winning an Oscar.

  30. Diamond Girl says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    My guess – Mariah Carey.

  31. bjd44 says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Ugh……..good ol’ Beyonce’…….

  32. WildChildCandy says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    Beyoncè

  33. ValleyOfTheGalls says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    I really hope this isn’t Britney. I think that poor girl has been used in the most appalling ways her whole life by everyone around her and is unable to function as an adult because of it.

  34. taaaryn says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Beyonce!! Haha is this true!!

  35. peppymiller says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    Beyonce.

  36. smileyriot says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    Beyoncé, although now her team is saying it’s just a rumor…

  37. meowmasita says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    My first thought was Beyonce bc of that Wendy Williams comment a few years back… but then again I think she might have gotten at least her GED.

  38. Saphron says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Beyonce
    Of course she won’t. But I have a hard time believing she is illiterate. Not the sharpest tool in the shed? Ok. Illiterate? Give me a break.

  39. themrslil says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Beyoncé
    She sounds slow when she talks
    Not surprised by this at all
    South Africa doesn’t even want her

  40. kimbers says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    Beyonce

  41. LooLoo says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    I was thinking LiLo, she’s pretty close to illiterate, but she doesn’t have children. Britney Spears? One of the Kardashians?

  42. sassygurl1987 says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    I read that Beyonce wants to do a movie regarding a South African woman with enourmous gluteus maximus. Is this the one? She thought she would win an Oscar nomination for Dream Girls, but was overshadowed by Jennifer Hudson’s huge talent as a singer and as an actress.

  43. vblake says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Mariah Carey

  44. eas12397 says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Beyonce

    No she doesn’t deserve it

  45. Fanastasia says

    January 5, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

  46. bananas says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    Beyoncé

  47. wendysuuue says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    Beyonce, writing a screenplay about Saartjie Baartman.

  48. elbulli says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Britney. The only Oscar in her future also has the word “Mayer” on it.

  49. Summers says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    Beyonce with the rumoured screenplay about Saartjie Baartman. I could well believe she is illiterate, given the drivel she has been spouting recently and trying to pass off as music. Please don’t let this be a thing….

  50. jojo5282 says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Eek! Beyonce!

  51. Tinkerbell says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    Brit-Brit? And if so, no way in the world!

  52. PrincessTiff says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    I can only think of Britney

  53. A GlassofPinotGrigio says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    Oh Beyonce! Let it go!

  54. huntyplz says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    Beyonce? Wow. Good thing her nannies can read and write. The nannies raise the kids anyway

  55. Clearskies says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    Singer: Sia

    The picture reminds me of her because she’s always covering her face with her wig

  56. Miele says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    FANTASIA ( …or Fantasia Barrino?)

    *A quick online search of “illiterate singer” showed her name right at the top with the text “functionally illiterate,” just like your Blind.

    My two cents: Sadly, whoever shared the “insider’s” account on this singer (whoever she is, if not Fantasia – which could mean *fantasy* or *ghost*, hence my guess) has lost some level of credibility on me. It’s one thing to criticize a professional talent for their artistic productions. However, to fault…

  57. persian says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    Beyoncé. I can’t understand why the world hasn’t figured this out yet. It’s pretty obvious.

  58. CountessLurkula says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    Beyonce

    She reportedly has an Oscar poster hanging over her treadmill to keep her motivated. I’ve heard her speak in private unscripted moments, and she can barely put two words together. She tries to play shy, but its all manipulation.

  59. LeelooDallas1 says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    BEYONCÉ!
    lol anyone who has ever heard an interview knows she has a very limited vocabulary. She is also been known to steal concepts and ideas from others and take credit for them.

  60. libra_babe says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    Singer: Beyoncé, writing a Saartje Baartman screenplay

    When I heard about her project, I was surprised. She once wrote a note to her fans that sounded like a 10y/o kid wrote it! Luckily, her singing ability made her an icon…and all icons have secrets so…

  61. 2infinity says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    This is without a doubt Beyonce!

  62. WillowPotter says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    Beyoncé, ?

    I don’t know why I thought of her, but I just did.
    And no, she’s not very good at acting anyway she should stick to singing.

  63. ccattwood says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    Beyonce

  64. -- USED2B718 says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    Beyonce, I hear she’s not too bright.

  65. jennpavvy says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    Omg- Beyoncé! Lmaooo

  66. carriebradshaw says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    Beyonce

  67. david says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:08 pm

    Beyounce

    No.

  68. shonnieb says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    Beyonce

  69. MissFaye says

    January 5, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    It’s Beyonce

    I KNEW IT, SHE CAN’T READ

  70. kcphilly says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Beyonce

    She already steals songwriting credits so no shock she’s branching out.

    She better not win an Oscar, luckily her father isn’t on the Oscar committee and there are a lot of “real” people who get to vote for the Oscars who take their votes seriously. She already tried for an Oscar with Dreamgirls for acting and “writing” one of the songs but was left off the nominee list for the song, and then of course JHud stole her thunder for the movie. *evil laughter*

  71. Holly says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Beyonce lmfao

  72. that girl says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Beyoncé. It’s obvious from her interviews that academics weren’t a priority.

  73. MonyHoney says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    Bey

  74. Tequila Mama says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    Beyonce.

    I know someone who wrote some of her songs on her earlier work. My friend had to sue her to get the money that was owed for writing her songs.

  75. MissNormaDesmond says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Beyonce.

  76. jessicaash says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    beyonce

  77. gingersnaps says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    Silly Beyonce. I don’t think she’s getting that Oscar anytime soon.

  78. cass1220 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Beyonce

  79. Shari says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    Beyoncé OMG hilarious!!

  80. Bailey says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    Beyonce
    Heck no…she cannot act her way out of a paper bag

  81. Marina says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Can this please be Beyonce? Pretty please?

  82. carnivoro says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    Beyonce
    LOL , no

  83. niamhh says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    Beyonce, and no!

  84. tiger13 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    I think most ppl can tell how inarticulate bey is

  85. Pinky310 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Beyoncé

    No

  86. Gingerred says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Beyonce!!!!! Has to be! Although she has a heavily curated image to make one think otherwise, she is dumb as dirt.

  87. TracieKnits says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    Beyonce was rumored to be writing a screenplay

  88. Transitioning9 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Beyonce, it is quite obvious by the way she speaks. But there are several more out there. This just so happens to be about her this time.

  89. Stubbs says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Beyonce- and good luck on the whole Oscar thing. I’m sure she is shooting for Elephant man – but (and I mean a big butt)- it will never get financing.

  90. vinny2015 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Seabiscuit…aka Beyonce

  91. jonesing says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Don’t know why Mariah Carey popped into my head. Whoever it is should have hired tutors years ago. Being illiterate is like being handcuffed. Why live like that when you have money=options?
    As for Oscar material? Well if the story is compelling enough and the ghost writer is good enough-who knows?

  92. Grande Queso says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Beyonce!

  93. FunnyFace says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Beyoncé

  94. njgirlnatl says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

  95. iamnumber21 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    beyonce?

  96. lettyeverdeen says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    so sad…
    Beyonce

  97. iheartkoko says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

    [Optional] Do you think that this project is going to earn her an Oscar? Hahahahaha! I’d like to see her try.

  98. theblacktights says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    beYAWNce sux

  99. afterglow says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Beyawnce
    I don’t think so

  100. rock400 says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Beyonce

  101. VeronicaMarsBars says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    I initially thought this could be Britney Spears but then that last comment about wanting that Oscar indicates to me that this is Beyonce. I couldn’t be bothered to google search beyond the first page of results. They showed that it is inconclusive about whether she never finished or has a GED or high school diploma.

  102. MamaJunesneckrolls says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    Fantasia

  103. MarkyMark says

    January 5, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    Be-yon-cé! Lucky for her she has such an insane amount of money it doesn’t matter.

  104. rayodeplata says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Singer: Cyndi Lauper

    I hope she doesn’t get any attention if it’s not really her personal work.

  105. Chi83 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Beyonce. No she will not win an Oscar and doesn’t deserve to.

  106. augustmom says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    Beyoncé for certain!

  107. romajo says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    Beyonce

  108. GypsyRose says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Beyawnce

  109. Atlasmom says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Mariah Carey– Oscar, probably not, although sometimes I do not understand how they decide who gets one!

  110. Catseyezzz says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Mariah Carey?

  111. ceflan says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Beyonce. 100%

  112. Moni_Moni says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Beyonce

  113. Bobolots says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Beyonce

  114. cl_melisca says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    Functionally illiterate? Has to be Britney Spears.

  115. Charlie28 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Beyonce

  116. sunshine702 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Beyonce
    See the note she wrote Michelle Obama. 3Rd grader ish.

    Oscar. No

  117. michellev27 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Beyonce

  118. nonsequiturchica says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    Singer: Beyonce, writing a screenplay about Sarah Baartman,

    How sad.

  119. EastlakeGirl says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    This is most definitely Beyonce. Someone told me about this just yesterday and my first thought was, “Yeah, right. Like SHE’S going to write it”. LOL

  120. janabananahammock says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    Queen Bey?

  121. mylaboobarbie says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

    ?

    I’m over her

  122. Miss Marple says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    Smells like Queen Bey. If she pulls it all together then is deserved of something I guess!? Isn’t the entire industry just a simple case of ‘smoke and mirrors’ so what’s the difference between her taking the credit… like I’m sure others before her have done. Plus, this queen is renowned for taking the cred

  123. shelaur22 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    Beyonce. Poor thing.

  124. onetwothreelaur says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    beyonce

  125. georgiabellesini1 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Beyonce

  126. bhakti says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    I immediately thought Katy Perry but she doesn’t have kids so idk. If it were a man I’d guess Kanye. I got nothin’

    • bhakti says

      January 5, 2016 at 2:31 pm

      Alright after a Google search I’ve come up with Beyoncé. Oh that’s funny!

  127. muffinman says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    Beyonce

  128. Tracy Lord says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    Ah, got to be Beyonce writing and starring on a Sarah Baartman film!

  129. Theaterfan says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Beyonce

  130. PinkLily says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Beyonce

  131. xiopio says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    Jessica Simpson

  132. LouLou33 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    Beyonce

  133. jude98 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Beyonce

  134. Okayeah says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Beyonce? She’s reportedly not very smart.

    And no, probably not, unless she gets something good on all the Academy voters.

  135. jkham says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Pretty sure it’s Beyoncé although I see online that it supposedly got debunked.

  136. tell me more says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Beyonce fits the bill

  137. marysunshine says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Singer: Madonna

    With the screeplay The Impossible Lives of Greta Wells.

    I must admit that I’m kind of surprised.

    • mojomarlin says

      January 10, 2016 at 11:38 pm

      Madonna attended the University of Michigan on scholarship. You can’t get into that school without being REALLY smart. She is not illiterate.

  138. samsimons says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Beyonce….good god, I knew she wouldn’t be doing it herself but didn’t realise she’s illiterate…that’s quite shocking actually

  139. BluestBailey11 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    Beyoncé

  140. redpixie says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    BEYONCÉ the queen bee

  141. RedGirl77 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    Be-yawn-ce

  142. spikelb says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:11 pm

    Britney

  143. 4sixx2 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Mimi. Appears that Mariah Carey is a very dim bulb.

  144. mamasaid says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Maybe Fantasia? I hate to even suggest it as I’m a big fan and she’s had a rough life….or JHud? Can’t be Mariah……

  145. savantrix says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Beyonce.
    No, please stop

  146. SallyKnowItAll says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:07 pm

    Lol! Beyonce!! Pathetic creature..

  147. Ms_Kiki says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Fantasia Barrino

    • luvprue1 says

      January 5, 2016 at 8:22 pm

      I think it’s Fantasia too. She is more likely then Beyonce

  148. Californialove says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Beyonce. Carrying Blue Ivy is a more believable story than writing a screenplay. Ask her to say or spell ” effortlessly”

  149. Peps66 says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    Singer: Beyoncé

    No, not a chance.

  150. Sport says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Beyonce.

    (Hilarious!)

  151. einniw says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Beyonce

  152. InnocentIn says

    January 5, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    Singer: Beyonce
    Oscar: Unlikely

  153. lisako says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    Beyonce?

  154. FiyahHotFlashy says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    Beyonce
    I wonder if this project will get made because many folks are very vocal about her NOT getting involved on any level. I feel its inappropriate for her as a feature film. If she were to do a documentary maybe I’ll give her a pass

  155. redstilettos says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    If it said actress, I would guess Kristen Stewart, but I’ll go with Miley.

  156. Khadafi says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    Mariah Carey

  157. phrancophaux says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    OH, BOY. Them’s fightin’ words, Ace!

    Beyonce
    No

  158. jeanmarieok says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    It’s Beyonce. Her bio-pic about Saartjie Baartman.

  159. Mherr150 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    Beyawnce

  160. AliekaZola says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    Beyoncé, of course. She’s already receiving heat for it.

  161. hotel57 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Fantasia

  162. fishfish123 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Beyonce

  163. Jinxy9698 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Queen Bey herself!!

  164. KatieLiz says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Beyonce

  165. WaitLemmeGuess says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    Beyonce. You can tell how coached she is when she’s interviewed. I don’t think she can actually create any of own thoughts. She’s that dumb.

  166. felicia says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    Lady Gaga?

  167. Olliebeanzmom says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    Britney Spears?

    • CyndiTx123 says

      January 6, 2016 at 5:39 am

      I was thinking this first, but after ready everyone’s replies…Beyonce for sure.

  168. PinkCrayon says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:48 pm

    Beyonce.

    No, but you never know.

    • PinkCrayon says

      January 5, 2016 at 12:54 pm

      B/w she’s trying to write and star in a movie about Saartjie Baartman, a woman “from the ‘bushmen’ tribe, who was forced to star in a London freak show 200 years ago, due to her extraordinarily large buttocks and ‘exotic features’.”

    • Moonpie says

      January 6, 2016 at 9:19 am

      Her buttocks was actually kept in a museum for display. Later some folks tried to close down the display and give body parts a proper burial. Sad. I don’t wha became of all that.

  169. blkmkt says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    Beyoncé

  170. Birthdaygirl says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    Beyonce no she will not win an oscar.

  171. luvsdrama says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    Beyonce

  172. sashas says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    Beyonce!

  173. Manda.Lea says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    Beyonce
    No. This will not win her an Oscar. I believe the quote was “She lacks the basic human dignity for the project”.

  174. Taunnie says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    I’m going to guess Beyonce, who was awful bitter and sour grapes after Jennifer Hudson’s Oscar win for Dream Girls, and quite honestly when you hear her talk in interviews (which is rare, and for good reason I realize) you can sense her inarticulateness (but 2nd grade level?? Come on!). I suppose her wealth and fame make her exempt from having basic language skills like the peons of the world, lol.

    • kspeedian says

      January 5, 2016 at 7:31 pm

      Lol I thought the same thing about “second grade level”. That is TRULY illiterate if true. So why, with all her money & connections, doesn’t she just get a great tutor for herself? She could even have them sign a nondisclosure agreement! Seriously, only she would think herself “above” needing to know how to read & write lol. Too conceited for literacy; that’s a new one. If it were anyone else, I’d feel sorry for them, but, in her case, she has the means, etc, so I definitely do NOT.

    • kspeedian says

      January 5, 2016 at 7:40 pm

      I just realized that the only person I sorta feel bad for would be the ghost writer. I’m sure they’d be paid very well, hence the “sorta,” but I just mean if it ended up being really good and she DID get a lot of acclaim and/or awards for it, to have to carry on knowing it’s YOUR work, not being able to say or do anything to let people know that, would definitely be tough. Plus, since their name wouldn’t be on it, it wouldn’t further their career at all, no matter how amazing it were.

    • KWDragon says

      January 6, 2016 at 12:12 pm

      Professional writer here –
      Ghost writing is its own specialty. They usually make pretty good money and know they are trading in the “fame” for a paycheck. Also, while “the world” may not know them, others in the industry do. If the project is successful, she will get other lucrative ghost writing gigs.

      I know the idea of being a ghost writer may seem strange, but it is not much different from being a copy writer or an ad writer or even a song writer. I actually think it is pretty…

    • richiegaye says

      January 6, 2016 at 6:19 pm

      If you are jealous of J Hud you are in trouble she is awful
      Beyonce never had much to offer despite the sizzle

    • meemo506 says

      January 6, 2016 at 7:28 pm

      Second grade level is pretty common and you’d be surprised how few people surpass it. I work as a paraprofessional in a middle school. Almost all the 6th graders in the low reading class are at a 2nd grade level. Many don’t have families that push them or care, and they never get much higher, even with dedicated teachers. And honestly, talking to them, they sound pretty normal. You wouldn’t know unless you asked them to read or talk about complicated issues. I mean, how many people do you…

  175. dahlia202049 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    Oh, and NO. Not in the cards for her.

  176. dahlia202049 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    Beyonce

  177. Captain Fatnutz says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    Singer: Beyonce

    Do you think that this project is going to earn her an Oscar? Hell to the NO

  178. The_Brunette_with_Glasses says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Beyonce

    Will she win an Oscar? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  179. kjc520 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Beyoncé

  180. SpringRain says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    It’s Beyoncé.

  181. OrangeZest123 says

    January 5, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    Beyonce

    No.

    • zappy2050 says

      January 6, 2016 at 7:36 pm

      Definitely Beyonce.

      It is painful to watch her being interviewed. I can’t understand why she doesn’t hire a private tutor to at least teach her the basics. Maybe she is too embarrassed by her illiteracy. Sad.

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