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[Blind Gossip] There’s been a lot of excited chatter about the reunion of this famous band.

Would you like to know what’s really going on behind the scenes?

Of course you do!

Here’s the truth.

There are three components to this story.

1. Album. 2. Reunion. 3. Performance.

Let’s start with the album.

Did you think that the band was getting back together to make new music? Sorry! That’s not happening.

However, the record label does want to do a “Greatest Hits” album to commemorate the anniversary of the band!

To maximize the success of the album, it would be ideal if ALL of the previous band members agreed to promote the album.

It’s actually an easy gig. They don’t have to create any new music. They don’t even have to be in the same room together!

All they have to do is promote the album on their individual social media accounts. Maybe do an interview or two. It’s an easy payday for easy work.

The second component is a reunion.

Obviously, if they could get all the band members into the same room together to do even one interview or one promotional photo shoot in addition to the social media promotions, it would get huge media coverage and would boost the album sales tremendously.

The third component is performance.

The ultimate get would be for the band to promote the album by actually performing together again!

So, what are the chances of these things happening?

ALBUM: 75% chance of this happening.

It’s a money-maker for the label, but they would strongly, strongly prefer to have all the band members agree to promote it before they announce it.

It would be psycho for them to just release it without the band members backing it.

REUNION: 50% chance of this happening.

Despite the hints dropped by one of the band members… this is not even close to being a done deal! So why is he even hinting about it?

He is hoping that if the fans get excited enough and push the other guys, they will feel compelled to participate.

PERFORMANCE: 1% chance of this happening with all five band members. 5% chance of this happening with four out of the five band members. Seriously. Do not hold your breath.

Exactly where do each of the five band members stand on this project?

Currently, one band member is hot on doing this… two are warming up to it and are moving in the right direction… one is cool to it… and one is ice cold to the rest of his band mates.

Hot is leading the charge to get this done.

Even if it doesn’t happen, he is getting lots of attention that could benefit his new solo project.

Warm and Warmer could go either way.

[Hot] has been talking to the both of them regularly and he thinks that they can be pushed into it.

Cool is the most successful individual artist of the group.

[Cool] is really focused on his future and making new music and he would prefer to leave the band in the past. He might promote the album but he does not want to perform the old music.

Cold does not want to communicate.

He just doesn’t like anybody.

The feeling is mutual. However, it would still be more profitable to have him aboard!

Maybe the other four could tempt Cold with a dinner invitation?

After all, he does love his chicken in Chile!

Similar: Bad Chicken

Band:

Hot:

Warm and Warmer:

Cool:

Cold:

[Optional] What do you think will happen with the album/reunion/performance?

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Comments

  1. Missy7810 says

    Band: One Direction
    Hot: Liam
    Warming up: Louis & Niall (they know that they have to do one more album to fulfill their contract)
    Cool: Harry (that’s just the attitude he likes to project – loves raking in the $ so it is a front)
    Cold: Zayn (the only one he has complimented for their music is Niall and vice versa)
    Have to disagree about Harry being the most successful, music wise it is Niall who has more platinum records! If you are talking about “celebrity” then you are correct!

  3. jemima8 says

    Cold is Zayn.

    I don’t think it’s gonna happen. Simon Cowell and Modest zapped the energy out of them; 1D could refuse to let Modest release a Greatest Hits album.

    1D’s members remember where they came from, but it seems like they all wanna move on.

  4. jemima8 says

    I love *NSYNC and all 5 band members, but it’s not them – they were formed in 1995 (Lance already did a special podcast interviewing all 5 of them for 20 years of No Strings Attached + bonus extras; they all seem like they’re very good friends despite Justin being busy. He’s also warming up to them again). This is One Direction. They were formed in 2010, so 2020 would mark their 10 year anniversary.

    Hot: Liam/Louis
    Warm and Warmer: Louis and Niall/Liam and Louis
    Cool: Harry Styles
    Cold:…

  5. felomena says

    One Direction.

    Hot: Liam
    Warm and warmer: Niall and Louis
    Cool: Harry
    Cold: Zayn

    I have been 1D fandom since 2012. No I don’t think a reunion with all five members will ever happen. Harry is completely at different level. His style, his music and everything else has changed drastically. There is no way will go back to the boyband mode. He has moved on.It is sad actually. But hopefully a mini performance for the sake of the fans who stood by them all these years.

  7. ChattyCat says

    Band: One Direction
    Several clues including ‘Psycho’ 1Ds management & reference to chicken in Chile drug drama
    Hot: Liam Payne
    Warm & Warmer: Louis & Nial
    Cool: Harry
    Cold: Zayn

    Optional:
    album: maybe…but which songs would go on a ‘best of’?
    reunion: not for another 10 yrs or more when Harry’s fame starts fading.
    performance: absolutely not gonna happen…it would be a step backwards for Harry who’s shown his success doesn’t depend other the 1D lads

  9. MiaIrish says

    This one’s a Gimme

    Band: 1D

    Hot: Liam – won’t stop talking about it

    Warm and Warmer: Louis and Niall

    Cool: Harry

    Cold: Zayn

    [Optional] What do you think will happen with the album/reunion/performance? Very little – a tweet or anniversary post…..beyond that. I think NOTHING.

  10. amagod121 says

    One Direction.
    Hot: Liam Payne
    Warm and warmer: Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson
    Cool: Harry Styles
    Cold Zayne Malik

    The first four listed above might put out the proposed reunion album and maybe do a single interview together. And they would probably happily do an interview or two separately about the album. They really should strike while the iron is hot, as their fan base will be too old to listen to the band fairly soon.

  11. claireuk says

    1D reunion

    Hot Louis
    Warm and warmer Liam and Niall
    Cool Harry
    Cold Zayn

    Think there’ll just be a Simon Cowell promoted album – it’s not like any of them need the money

  13. janepublic says

    Band: One Direction
    Hot: Liam Payne
    Warm and Warmer: Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan
    Cool: Harry Styles
    Cold: Zayn Malik
    What do you think will happen with the album/reunion/performance?
    That’s a lot of cats to herd. Maybe the ones most in need of money will make something happen.

  15. AhlenaDilaurentis says

    One direction

    Hot: Liam
    Warm And warmer: Niall and Louis
    Cool: Harry
    Cold: Zayn

  18. montebell says

    Just the thought of a 1D reunion of any sort is causing serious palpitations across the land. It’s a nice break from the real world problems. I can see them each recording separately and then combining into 1 song. I doubt there will be an actual reunion, but can see a greatest hits album. We all know who Cold is. Let it be….

  20. PhilRay82 says

    Band: One Direction
    Hot: Liam Payne
    Warm and Warmer: Louis Tomlinson & Niall Horan
    Cool: Harry Styles
    Cold: Zayn Malik

    Syco Music may well drop the album (it’s a guaranteed cash grab).
    A face-to-face reunion is not happening, maybe a video message from cool parties.
    A performance is DEFINITELY not happening.

  22. christined says

    Band: One Direction

    Cool: Harry Styles (he is the most successful solo artist out of the five)

    Cold: Zayn Malik probably since he was the first to leave the band and he seems that he have distanced himself from his ex-band mates.

    Optional: A reunion will bring lots of $$$ and publicity, therefore I think that even if no one is really up for it, they will compromise eventually.

  23. sophiet1001 says

    One Direction!

    Hot – Liam
    Warm/Warmer – Niall and Louis
    Cold – Harry
    Ice Cold – zayn

  24. Beakerange says

    Band: 1D
    Hot: Liam
    Warm and Warmer: Louis and Niall
    Cool: Harry
    Cold: Zayn

    What do you think will happen with the album/reunion/performance? Not a lot! A greatest hits album with no new music, even an extra song, no joint interviews, no concert. I’m not sure people are that gullible anymore.

  26. magnoliamama says

    Band: One Direction
    Hot: Niall
    Warm and warmer: Louis and Liam
    Cool: Harry
    Cold: Zayn (chicken in Chile reference)

    Not going to happen with all of them since Zayn hates them all.

  27. laura1083 says

    One Direction

    Hot: Liam Payne

    Warm and Warmer: Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan

    Cool: Harry Styles

    Cold: Zayn Malik

    The album will get released but definitely no new music or performance. Zayn and Harry will not be involved.

  28. ginger cakes says

    This is 1 Direction
    Zayne doesnt want the reunion
    I think it was Liam or Louis who did
    niall told him off for tslking
    Harry is cool
    Zayne is cold
    Hot is Louis/liam

  30. aaakr_95 says

    Band: One Direction
    Hot: Liam
    Warm and warmer: Louis and Niall
    Cool: Zayn
    Cold: Harry
    ????

  31. bunnypenny9 says

    Band: One Direction
    Hot: Liam Payne
    Warm and Warmer: Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan
    Cool: Harry Styles
    Cold: Zayn Malik

  32. babyjane2017 says

    reunion of one direction

    cold : zayn malik. ( he’s done with the industry. preferes to be left alone)

    the rest of the guys might be in for payday only. .. if

  33. riddhishah says

    Band: One direction
    Hot: Liam Payne
    Warm and warmer: Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson
    Cool: Harry Styles
    Cold: Zayn Malik

  35. sparkles55 says

    This is obviously about One Direction..

    Hot: Liam or Louis?

    Warm and Warmer: Niall and Liam?

    Cool: Harry Styles

    Cold: Zayn

    I think they’ll each promote the album but doubt they’ll get together. Especially Harry, he just seems to not care anymore and he’s been doing well. Also, his style is so different than the rest now. Clues were “direction“ and “chicken”

  36. smlopez5250 says

    N’Sync

    Hot / Joey Fatone
    Warm / Lance Bass
    Warmer / JC Chasez
    Cool / Justin Timberlake
    Cold / Chris Kirkpatrick

  37. truth_sayer says

    Band: One Direction
    Hot: Liam Payne
    Warm and Warmer: Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson
    Cool: Harry Styles
    Cold: Zayn Malik

  38. allegoriedesoie says

    Band: One Direction
    Hot: Liam Payne
    Warm and Warmer: Louis Tomlinson & Niall Horan
    Cool: Harry Styles
    Cold: Zayn Malik (?)

    saw the “announcement” on twitter from Liam hahaha

  39. JoshuaTree says

    1-D reunion

    Liam Payne for Hot

    Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson for warms

    Harry Styles cool

    Zaynk Malik Cold

  40. aaaJoe says

    Band: One Direction

    Hot: Liam

    Warm and Warmer: Niall and Louis

    Cool: Harry

    Cold: Zayn

  49. adriloco says

    Band: One Direction

    Hot: Niall

    Warm and Warmer: Louis & Liam

    Cool: Harry

    Cold: Zayn

  50. kiwikat says

    Band: Nysnc

    Hot: Lance Bass

    Warm and Warmer: Chris Kirkpatrick and Joey Fatone

    Cool: Justin Timberlake

    Cold: JC Chasez

    Psycho is possibly a reference to their cheesy psych ward video.