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Fishing Around For Options

fishsticks[Blind Gossip] While this couple normally loves feuds and drama, there is one topic around which they do NOT want drama: his sexuality!

Yes, they both know he’s gay. However, his music genre is not receptive to gay artists, so he has to promote himself as strictly heterosexual.

While he always seems to be in a state of irritation, the gay rumors bother him more than any others. They need to tank those pesky rumors right now, and are fishing around for options. They will offer to partner with enemies on future projects; counter with rumors designed to convince you that he is straight; and even pay people off if they have to.

Anything… as long as you stop saying that he is gay!

Similar: The Big Fish

Musician:

[Optional] What will they do to convince you that he is straight?

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  3. Also.. Anyone who reads this blog knew exactly what was going on this morning when we saw that pic of Amber Rose and Kim K. Thanks Blind Gossip!!!

  4. Kanye West.

    I bet they’ll cook up a fake affair with some paid model or something equally stupid. Kim will appear hurt for a while and then forgive him after he buys her a lot of jewelery or walls of flowers to say he’s sorry.

  5. Nice hint with the fish sticks! It’s Kanye and Kim lmao!!! Thank you South Park for bringing us gay fish ???

    • Oh and there’s nothing he can do to convince me he’s not gay. He should just own it. It’s 2016 no one cares!

  6. Kanye ‘I love fish sticks’ West.

    I don’t know what they’ll do to try and convince us he is straight, but I wish he and that whole family and everyone with even a vague link to it would just p i s s off for good and quickly.

  7. Musician: Kanye West!

    Clues: South Park did an entire episode on Kanye, centering around a “gay fish” joke.

  8. Musician: Kanye

    Clues: Fishsticks. Seriously one of the funniest South Park episodes EVER.

  11. Musician: Kanye

    [Optional] What will they do to convince you that he is straight? I’m guessing a sex tape “leak” will be a part of the coverup campaign (yuck).

    • There is a South Park episode about liking fishsticks and putting fishsticks in your mouth (say it out loud, you’ll catch it – 12-year-old humor). Cartoon Kanye has a big part in the episode. It is hilarious. You should try to watch that episode if you can find it.

  13. Kanye “fish sticks” Kardashian. There was a very funny South Park episode about Kanye.
    The photo of Kim and Amber Rose that was put out today was to counter the finger tweet. I hope Amber got millions.

  14. This fits Kanye West, but is he genuinely gay? I must admit I totally don’t see it, but if BG says its so then it must be so!

    So did Kim K get pregnant the traditional way or what?

  15. oh Kanye.
    Maybe they will pretend he cheats on Kim with another woman. Because he is just so hetero that he cant stay away from the ladies, lol. Noone cares who he likes really.

  20. Kanye wants people to stop saying he’s gay? Well maybe he should stop being gay and then no one will say it.

    • Might i suggest quantico’s priyanka chopra for the 3some? In india she has a rampant affair with another married man whose sexuality was questioned a lot before their affair… like kanye, she too is happy to throw around the race card whenever convenient and has a LOT of experience of hiding rumors.. nosejob, lipjob rumor, affairs with married men etc…

  23. Not to mention all the media attention it will give them, and they’re all about publicity stunts in that family…

  24. Musician: Kanye West

    What will they do? I suspect some kind of sleazy cheating scandal where she ugly cries and ends up being the bigger person (hehe) and taking him back “for the sake of the kids”. He looks to society like some kind of straight player and keeps his fakelationship intact at the same time.

  28. Musician: Kanye West..
    Knowing the K clan, I’m sure they will start a rumor about Kanye cheating on Kim and then she forgoves him, or something like that.

    • A cheating rumor is my guess too. Would be juicy enough to take the attention away ‘from the gay’.

  30. Kanye is the ‘musician’

    I would buy anybody else’s music regardless of their sexuality, however I don’t care for Kanye’s music. I don’t even know why he is called a musician. Does he even play an instrument? I am going to have to wiki him.

    • Ok, so he plays a few instruments. My question now is: Were the kids carried by a surrogate, or were they Petri babies?

    • My best guess is either petri babies or kanye’s sperm had nothing to do with them and she did artificial insemination from a VERY highly paid ‘other man’. You really can’t tell looking at the girl if she’s Kanye’s offspring. Could be anyone’s DNA.

  31. Love the Fishsticks. Kanye of course. I’m really sad to see Amber (and Chyna) hanging out with them, so so sad. They’ll probably say he cheated with a lady, had a love child with another woman or something like that, I don’t know. Maybe he’ll say some homophobic stuff, just get creative they’ll do anything.

  34. LOL!!!! Fish sticks! Was you inspired by my comment, Ace? 😉 Anyway….

    Kanye West

    Amber and Kim took a selfish together and it’s all over Twitter. Guess Amber sold out. *sigh* Lame.

    I wouldn’t buy his music no matter what. He’s played out and a complete * (ahaha).

  36. Oh Kanye, come out. No one cares anymore do they? I sure don’t and can’t imagine living being anyone but myself. Good Grief.

  40. The obvious answer is Kanye, but I have suspicions this may be about a country artist….

  42. Kanye

    For god’s sake he is a musician – he’s supposed to be able to be gay. I wouldn’t buy his music no matter what, but because it sucks and not because he is gay.

  44. Fish fingers – you rule Ace – choked here.

    Kanye – same as when Seacrest announced a Beyonce pregnancy to distract the media.

  49. M: Kanye

    Kim and Amber’s Selfie!

    Ridiculous pair of attentions seekers and posers. Nothing about these people is real.

    • I blame Kris. She’s horrifying, from pimping out her daughters, to fake marriages. She has a truly awful family.

    • Yup, got it from the picture alone. “You like fish sticks? What are you, a gay fish?” Thanks, South Park.

    • Gotta be this! Plus the “fish” thing could be regarding the blinds about her stanky cooch