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Express Lane Marriage

[Blind Gossip] When two people rush into marriage, it’s natural to wonder why.

Is she pregnant?

We asked one of his friends if that was why he and the model got married so suddenly. He told us:

I asked him the same thing! He laughed and said, “No, I don’t think so!” He’s only been dating her for five minutes, so I don’t know why the hell they rushed it through the express lane. It kinda caught us all off guard. I met her recently and had a conversation with her. Don’t want to sound harsh, but she was one of the dumbest girls I’ve ever met. Really hot, though. REALLY hot.

Well, if good looks aren’t enough to build a lifelong relationship on, we don’t know what is!

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Woman:

[Optional] Why do you think they got married so fast?

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  3. Emily Ratajkowski
    Married Sebastian Bear_McClard at city hall.

    I can only hope true love. But i am so jaded when it comes to celebrities that i also believe this is out of convenience.

  6. Emily Ratajkowski

    I have no idea why they got married, other than the fact that she craves attention.

  9. Emily Ratajkowski. She got married so quickly because she needed some awesome pics for Instagram story, duh.

  15. Woman: Emily Ratajkowski

    Optional: I feel like everything she does is so we pay attention to her so maybe that’s why? Or she wants to do better/worse than Kim K and her 72-day long marriage? *rolls my eyes*

  20. Emily Ratajkowski just had a secret wedding. According to the tabloids, she wore an orange $200 suit.

    • Sebastian Bear-McClard is not what I would call good looking. He has that big, oversized lantern jaw like Ben Affleck.

    • For his sake I sure hope not. There are folks out there with the condition who have minimal disruption. Others who aren’t so lucky experience great difficulty and pain eating, swallowing, talking etc because the jaw is badly deformed.

    • What’s interesting is that BOTH Emily and Amy just had “super, secret, surprise” weddings and they are BOTH in that new movie, “I Feel Pretty.” Do you even stunt, bro?