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Express Lane Marriage

[Blind Gossip] When two people rush into marriage, it’s natural to wonder why.

Is she pregnant?

We asked one of his friends if that was why he and the model got married so suddenly. He told us:

I asked him the same thing! He laughed and said, “No, I don’t think so!” He’s only been dating her for five minutes, so I don’t know why the hell they rushed it through the express lane. It kinda caught us all off guard. I met her recently and had a conversation with her. Don’t want to sound harsh, but she was one of the dumbest girls I’ve ever met. Really hot, though. REALLY hot.

Well, if good looks aren’t enough to build a lifelong relationship on, we don’t know what is!

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Woman:

[Optional] Why do you think they got married so fast?

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  4. Jelly Drop says

    Emily Ratajkowski
    Married Sebastian Bear_McClard at city hall.

    I can only hope true love. But i am so jaded when it comes to celebrities that i also believe this is out of convenience.

  7. amala83 says

    Emily Ratajkowski

    I have no idea why they got married, other than the fact that she craves attention.

  10. kelno19 says

    Emily Ratajkowski. She got married so quickly because she needed some awesome pics for Instagram story, duh.

  17. Soprettytome says

    Woman: Emily Ratajkowski

    Optional: I feel like everything she does is so we pay attention to her so maybe that’s why? Or she wants to do better/worse than Kim K and her 72-day long marriage? *rolls my eyes*

  22. radmom says

    Emily Ratajkowski just had a secret wedding. According to the tabloids, she wore an orange $200 suit.

  30. RadiantA says

    Emily Ratajkowski and Sebastian Bear-McClard. Idk why. Stupidity, probably. Marriage isn’t something you should just jump into.

  34. amoteafloat says

    Well…they’ve been dating for less than six months, so they’re boning all the time. Dude looks dumber than a sack of hammers, but maybe he’s got a lot to offer in/around the pants area? If two people aren’t intellectual powerhouses, maybe good booty is enough for a lifelong love match.

    Or she’s knocked up. Whatever.

    Oh, and this is Emily Raskolnikov and that guy who looks like a white rapper.

  37. insertnamehere says

    Emily Ratatouille or w/e & some nobody.

    Congratulations to them, but they have to be one of the most unfortunate looking couples I’ve ever seen.

  40. Goodgrief says

    Emily Rideajetski, I don’t see it lasting a month. I can’t imagine her screwing up her money maker, so doubt she’s pregnant. It must be a career advancement.

  46. Monysmom says

    Emily Ratajkowski (married Sebastian Bear-McClard)
    She wouldn’t sleep with him without a ring? Or to piss off ex boyfriend Jeff Magid

  47. Galanking says

    Woman: Emily Ratajkowski

    [Optional] Why do you think they got married so fast?: Maybe she’s pregos?

  49. amagod121 says

    Emily Ratajkowski and Sebastian Bear-McClard

    Rebound marriage because she broke up with her boyfriend in January.

  51. Camila says

    Emily Raitkowkisjdfb just married a guy she’s been dating for two or three months.
    Maybe she just wanted to hurt her ex.

  55. Kathleen61204 says

    Emily Ratajkowski

    I have no idea. I got the sense she was anti-marriage and too focused on herself to be concerned with who she married.

  56. NativeAtlantaGirl says

    Emily Ratakowski
    Let’s hope she isn’t preggers bc when they break up in a few weeks – makes it awkward if baby mama has a new bf before baby born

  62. stella_8 says

    Emily Ratatsomething. Why? Probably because he asked, that’s why. I don’t think she gives much thought to anything.

  64. bertwheeler says

    Emily Ratajowski.
    Either she has a project to promote, her friends are all married, or she thought it would be cool.

  71. javelina says

    Em Rata and that nobody actor. I’m guessing it was a rebound relationship for her. But whatever floats her boat! He’s cute!

  72. GretaGuesses says

    Emily Ratacantkeepherclothesonski

    She seems to only do things for attention, so maybe just for attention. She only just split from her live-in boyfriend, so maybe he booted her and she wants to show him what he’s missing, ugh. I think she looks very thick and boring. Her facial expression is always a dumb looking “duh”. She could be one of Kris Jenner’s dull ho-ish offspring …without the lipo-injections to the *.