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Express Lane Marriage

[Blind Gossip] When two people rush into marriage, it’s natural to wonder why.

Is she pregnant?

We asked one of his friends if that was why he and the model got married so suddenly. He told us:

I asked him the same thing! He laughed and said, “No, I don’t think so!” He’s only been dating her for five minutes, so I don’t know why the hell they rushed it through the express lane. It kinda caught us all off guard. I met her recently and had a conversation with her. Don’t want to sound harsh, but she was one of the dumbest girls I’ve ever met. Really hot, though. REALLY hot.

Well, if good looks aren’t enough to build a lifelong relationship on, we don’t know what is!

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Woman:

[Optional] Why do you think they got married so fast?

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  2. felicia says

    Emily Ratajowski or whatever. Snapchat gossip rags seem to love her there bc I rarely see her in mainstream celeb news. Her husband probably wanted to lock it down before she gets more famous!

  4. Palermo says

    Emily Ratface what’s her name. I think she wants her boyfriend to regret their breakup, period. She looks dumb as a rock.

  19. Kingofboggle says

    Emily Ratajkowski
    She really is smoking hot. As creepy as the “Blurred Lines ” video is….. damn….

  24. Nurse Toasty says

    Model Emily Ratajkowski , she just got married to some random guy she met a few weeks ago.

    Why?
    Why not? She’s an adult, so congratulations Emily! When all that lust wears off, hope she has A good lawyer. Oh or maybe drugs ☺ I doubt she is pregnant, this day & age you dont have to do that

  26. irishtommyboy says

    Emily Rata what’s her queen
    Just surprised she didn’t nab a billionaire like the VS models

  34. dynamodavid says

    Woman:
    Emily Rajowoski (Spelling?)

    Why do you think they got married so fast?
    No idea.
    But, will the marriage last longer than 72 days?

  65. GretaGuesses says

    Emily Ratacantkeepherclothesonski

    She seems to only do things for attention, so maybe just for attention. She only just split from her live-in boyfriend, so maybe he booted her and she wants to show him what he’s missing, ugh. I think she looks very thick and boring. Her facial expression is always a dumb looking “duh”. She could be one of Kris Jenner’s dull ho-ish offspring …without the lipo-injections to the *.

  66. javelina says

    Em Rata and that nobody actor. I’m guessing it was a rebound relationship for her. But whatever floats her boat! He’s cute!

  73. bertwheeler says

    Emily Ratajowski.
    Either she has a project to promote, her friends are all married, or she thought it would be cool.

  75. stella_8 says

    Emily Ratatsomething. Why? Probably because he asked, that’s why. I don’t think she gives much thought to anything.

  81. NativeAtlantaGirl says

    Emily Ratakowski
    Let’s hope she isn’t preggers bc when they break up in a few weeks – makes it awkward if baby mama has a new bf before baby born

  82. Kathleen61204 says

    Emily Ratajkowski

    I have no idea. I got the sense she was anti-marriage and too focused on herself to be concerned with who she married.

  86. Camila says

    Emily Raitkowkisjdfb just married a guy she’s been dating for two or three months.
    Maybe she just wanted to hurt her ex.

  88. amagod121 says

    Emily Ratajkowski and Sebastian Bear-McClard

    Rebound marriage because she broke up with her boyfriend in January.

    • fitzergald says

      I had a rebound marriage, got engaged three months after splitting with old boyfriend=meeting new boyfriend. It lasted 22 years ,which was a surprise.

  90. Galanking says

    Woman: Emily Ratajkowski

    [Optional] Why do you think they got married so fast?: Maybe she’s pregos?

  91. Monysmom says

    Emily Ratajkowski (married Sebastian Bear-McClard)
    She wouldn’t sleep with him without a ring? Or to piss off ex boyfriend Jeff Magid

  97. Goodgrief says

    Emily Rideajetski, I don’t see it lasting a month. I can’t imagine her screwing up her money maker, so doubt she’s pregnant. It must be a career advancement.

  100. insertnamehere says

    Emily Ratatouille or w/e & some nobody.

    Congratulations to them, but they have to be one of the most unfortunate looking couples I’ve ever seen.

  103. amoteafloat says

    Well…they’ve been dating for less than six months, so they’re boning all the time. Dude looks dumber than a sack of hammers, but maybe he’s got a lot to offer in/around the pants area? If two people aren’t intellectual powerhouses, maybe good booty is enough for a lifelong love match.

    Or she’s knocked up. Whatever.

    Oh, and this is Emily Raskolnikov and that guy who looks like a white rapper.

  106. RadiantA says

    Emily Ratajkowski and Sebastian Bear-McClard. Idk why. Stupidity, probably. Marriage isn’t something you should just jump into.

    • SugarCookie says

      Sebastian Bear-McClard is not what I would call good looking. He has that big, oversized lantern jaw like Ben Affleck.

    • itstarapagain says

      For his sake I sure hope not. There are folks out there with the condition who have minimal disruption. Others who aren’t so lucky experience great difficulty and pain eating, swallowing, talking etc because the jaw is badly deformed.

    • Jenny11 says

      What’s interesting is that BOTH Emily and Amy just had “super, secret, surprise” weddings and they are BOTH in that new movie, “I Feel Pretty.” Do you even stunt, bro?

  114. radmom says

    Emily Ratajkowski just had a secret wedding. According to the tabloids, she wore an orange $200 suit.

  119. Soprettytome says

    Woman: Emily Ratajkowski

    Optional: I feel like everything she does is so we pay attention to her so maybe that’s why? Or she wants to do better/worse than Kim K and her 72-day long marriage? *rolls my eyes*

  125. kelno19 says

    Emily Ratajkowski. She got married so quickly because she needed some awesome pics for Instagram story, duh.

  128. amala83 says

    Emily Ratajkowski

    I have no idea why they got married, other than the fact that she craves attention.

  131. Jelly Drop says

    Emily Ratajkowski
    Married Sebastian Bear_McClard at city hall.

    I can only hope true love. But i am so jaded when it comes to celebrities that i also believe this is out of convenience.