Exactly The Same Person

SOLVED!

UPDATED!

[Blind Gossip] If you are wondering if the proposal and engagement are real, we have an answer for you.

Yes!

Do their friends think that their relationship will make it past a year?

No!

He says that she is the first girl he’s ever met who wants exactly the same things he wants, which are attention and money. He says she is just like him in that she is willing to do whatever it takes to get them. She’s as crazy as he is.

In other words… narcissist meets narcissist… and falls madly in love… with themselves!

Nobody seriously thinks it will last, but they will milk it for every like and click and follower.

What a wonderful, mature basis for a relationship!

Similar: Risky Kid

He:

She:

[Optional] Do you follow either of them on social media? Why or why not?

SOLVED!

He: Jake Paul

She: Tana Mongeau

Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau are practically twins.

These two TV personalities and Instagram “influencers” recently got engaged.

There are rumors today that they got married.

Engaged, yes. Married, no.

From EOnline:

Tana Mongeau Shuts Down Jake Paul Marriage Rumors 2 Weeks After Engagement

Tana Mongeau wants to clarify that yes, she and Jake Paul are still engaged, but no, they have not yet wed.

Two weeks ago, Mongeau announced on social media that she and the fellow YouTube star planned to marry. However, fans were skeptical and diamond experts cast doubts on the authenticity of the multiple new rings Mongeau displayed. E! News later learned that they are all made of cubic zirconia. Despite this, the two continued to insist they are engaged, and Paul even shared an onstage proposal video.

On Tuesday, Mongeau, 21, responded on Twitter to a news story claiming that she and Paul, 22, had gone ahead and gotten married.

“FAKE NEWS,” she tweeted. “We’re still engaged bitch you’ll know when we have a wedding.”

Also on Tuesday, Mongeau and Paul shared on Instagram photos of themselves posing in an engagement photo shoot, which also features his dog Thor.

“Bet you didn’t think we’d be engaged for this long… #ThePauls,” Mongeau wrote.

Ummm… they have been engaged for two weeks.

Bella Thorne – who was dating Mongeau as part of her throuple with Mod Sun – is not happy about any of this and warned Jake Paul to get a prenup.

When Bella Thorne is warning you that someone else is scummy, you know you are in trouble!

However, even that warning from someone who actually dated Tana for more than a year isn’t stopping Jake and Tana. They will continue milking their attention-seeking twinning coupledom for every Instagram photo.

And why not? These two are practically the same person! They look alike, they dress alike, and they think alike. Shudder.

So, to sum it up, the engagement is real, the rings are fake (for now), and they are planning a wedding.

Congratulations to Margaerystyrell for being first with the correct response! She was kind enough to step away from The Great Sept of Baelor to grace us with that answer before her fiery demise.

Margaery is winning… while Jake and Tana are twinning!

UPDATE!

You friends at Blind Gossip told you that these two crazy You Tube/Instagram/Reality TV attention-mongers had gotten engaged, but that they had not yet married.

Well… that just changed. They got married!

They tied the knot in Vegas.

The wedding was ridiculous and over the top.

The entire wedding was sponsored.

It ended in a brawl.

Jake Paul’s brother, Logan Paul, doesn’t think the relationship will last.

Yep, that about sums it up.

From Mashable:

Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau’s wedding was absolute, glorious chaos

Outside the Graffiti Mansion in Las Vegas, which had been custom painted with tags like #JanaForever in honor of the couple’s special day, influencers dressed to the nines and teenagers in plain jeans and t-shirts crowded outside the heavy metal gates in hopes of either getting in, or getting a photo. Inside, Tana Mongeau, Jake Paul, and a reported 300 guests were celebrating love, clout, and a whole lot of spon-con.

Whether the two have actually been dating, let alone committed enough to plan a life together, has been debated by their fans and their close family members. No matter the veracity of their relationship, though, the union of Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul is the union of two empires.

Which is probably why their officiant Arman Izadi — a self-identified Vegas party “mood director” and convicted pimp — kicked off the ceremony with a tongue-in-cheek comment about their influence.

“We are gathered here today to join these social media juggernauts in holy cloutrimony,” Izadi announced to the dearly beloved after a note to “turn off phones” and “turn post notifications on for everyone here.”

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As of Monday, no marriage licenses were filed in Clark County, Nevada for Tana Marie Mongeau and Jake Joseph Paul. Arman Izadi also isn’t registered as a marriage officiant in Nevada, which requires an application.

Officiants who want to perform Las Vegas ceremonies for up to five years must live in Clark County, pass a background check, and attend an in-person training course. Officiants who only plan on officiating one ceremony have to take an online course and provide a “notarized character reference” for the couple they’re marrying.

Whatever the status of the relationship, it’s raking it in. The wedding was a masterclass in spon-con.

The couple’s whirlwind two-month romance that started with a rebound hook up accidentally publicized thanks to a Snapchat selfie has also been questioned because of just how convenient the timing is. Tana and Jake are also starring in an MTV reality show called Tana Turns 21, and its first season will include an inside look at the wedding and its corresponding drama.

The wedding venue’s paint job was sponsored by a CBD oil company, and a floral signboard next to a cart full of mini bottles of rosé prompted guests to take photos with their drinks and tag Chandon and Belvedere Vodka.  In a video posted on Sunday titled “we’re cancelling the wedding…” Jake shilled Team 10 merch and a pay-per-view link to livestream the wedding for a hefty $49.99. The livestream’s description called it “FOMO pricing.”

As we mentioned in the original blind item, Jake Paul’s friends and family didn’t think the relationship would last.

In fact, Logan Paul, Jake’s brother, had this supportive comment after the wedding.

I give them a month, a month and a half.

Yes, it’s all ridiculous.

No, we don’t know if any of it is real.

What do you think? Real or fake?