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[Blind Gossip] This up-and-coming actor with the famous last name could not be happier with his model girlfriend!

Or, should we say “girlfriend”?

She’s gonna be around for a while because the arrangement is working good for everybody. He never gets any questions about being gay, she loves the publicity she gets being with him, and his family likes having her around even though it’s all just for show. The funny thing is that she is so pretty and so nice that his dad keeps hoping that he will suddenly discover he is really attracted to girls! (Not like that’s actually gonna happen.)

Dad is a famous actor – and is very macho – so you can be sure that Son is doing whatever he can to keep him happy!

Similar: Beard Slip

Son:

Girlfriend:

Dad:

[Optional] Will he ever come out?

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    • I thought this, too. In all the pictures I could find of them, she’s always touching him, but he’s not touching her. He has his hands at his sides or in his pockets while she hangs on him. Gay or not, that’s not a good sign for her.

  7. Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger

    Girlfriend: Abby Champion

    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    [Optional] Will he ever come out? Hopefully!

  10. Patrick Schwarzenegger and Abby Champion
    Dad is Arnold

    Wasn’t he out and then pushed back into the closet?

  12. Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Abby Champion
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Maybe in a few years but not when he’s still hopeful to be a successful actor.

  13. Patrick Schwarzenegger and “girlfriend” Abby Champion .

    Daddy is cheating macho-sh*thead, Arnold.

  17. Patrick Schwarzenegger and girlfriend Abby Champion. Dad is obviously Arnold. Poor kid should just come out but he probably won’t while he’s trying to make this acting thing happen.

  25. Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger’s soon Patrick? He had a game relationship with Taylor Swift a while back. 🤔