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[Blind Gossip] This up-and-coming actor with the famous last name could not be happier with his model girlfriend!

Or, should we say “girlfriend”?

She’s gonna be around for a while because the arrangement is working good for everybody. He never gets any questions about being gay, she loves the publicity she gets being with him, and his family likes having her around even though it’s all just for show. The funny thing is that she is so pretty and so nice that his dad keeps hoping that he will suddenly discover he is really attracted to girls! (Not like that’s actually gonna happen.)

Dad is a famous actor – and is very macho – so you can be sure that Son is doing whatever he can to keep him happy!

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Son:

Girlfriend:

Dad:

[Optional] Will he ever come out?

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  8. amylynnco says

    Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger

    Girlfriend: Abby Champion

    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    [Optional] Will he ever come out? Hopefully!

  12. vodkabarbie says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Abby Champion
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Maybe in a few years but not when he’s still hopeful to be a successful actor.

  13. johnchas1 says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger and “girlfriend” Abby Champion .

    Daddy is cheating macho-sh*thead, Arnold.

  17. GossipGoogle says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger and girlfriend Abby Champion. Dad is obviously Arnold. Poor kid should just come out but he probably won’t while he’s trying to make this acting thing happen.

  25. AmandaHugginkiss says

    Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger’s soon Patrick? He had a game relationship with Taylor Swift a while back. ?

  27. boyzmom says

    Obviously Clint Eastwood’s son. I doubt he’d ever come out with Clint “Go ahead, make my day” Eastwood as a father. Yikes

  28. jdubble07 says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger.
    There’s a better chance of him turning straight than becoming an A-list actor.

  29. DuncanCh says

    Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Girlfriend: Abby Champion
    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    I took the capitol S in “Son” as a clue. Everything else also fits.

    Optional: If he gets to a point in his career where he is confident it won’t hurt him, yes.

  32. lovefifteen says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Abby Champion
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    He will probably only come out if his career never really takes off and he needs a massive jolt of publicity. As a gay person myself, I feel sad for him.

  37. proloz says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger.

    Abby Champion

    Arnold.

    Didn’t he date Taylor swift? The gay man’s go to girlfriend?

  40. mrs_right says

    Jaden Smith
    Odessa Adlon
    Will Smith
    If he’s gay, I hope he does come out. I think people are much happier if they can be themselves, and they’ll be more relaxed and more successful. 🙂

  46. GingerNaps says

    haha so the Terminator knows that his oldest son is gay? He has two other boys to be macho with.

  49. gailpow says

    Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Girlfriend: Abby Champion
    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Nope to exiting the closet while daddy’s around.

  52. harmagedom says

    Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger (also, I think the capital “S” on “Son” is a hint, as the initial of the “famous last name”).

    Girlfriend: Abby Champion

    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    [Optional] Will he ever come out? Not on his own, only if busted.

  54. crazym says

    Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger

    Girlfriend: Abby Champion

    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    [Optional] Will he ever come out? Nope!

  55. QuicheLorraine says

    Either Arnold’s kid or that Eastman kid who’s been trying to be an actor for a minute.

  60. lisaNJ says

    Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Girlfriend: Abby Champion
    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    I hope as he gets older he realizes that he deserves to live authentically, and comes out.

  67. isleparadise says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Abby Champion
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    He’ll be staying in that closet for a long time

  69. xxNYGirl says

    Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger

    Girlfriend: Abby Champion

    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    [Optional] Will he ever come out?: Maybe, years from now.

  80. ivyleaguer says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger
    yes, he will come out, cause his movie career wont’ take off and he will end up on the CW playing a gay character anyway so it will work out great for marketing. and he will say the fans inspired him to come out and be himself.

  86. Starwatcher says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Abby Champion
    Arnold
    I hope he comes out, and he probably will eventually. I feel like Maria is a good mom and won’t let Arnold make him live his whole life in the closet

  89. Shahlaa says

    Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Girlfriend: Abby Champion
    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Optional: He will try, but his family won’t let him.

  97. Sharper_Teeth says

    I always got vibes from Patrick Schwarzenegger.

    Patrick
    Abby Champion
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

  98. HelenLawson says

    Patrick Schwarzenegger.
    Sad that we have to hide who we are, though I suppose sites like this are part of the problem. If one’s sexuality is a source of endless speculation and is considered salacious if it diverges from the “norm” of heterosexuality, it perpetuates the need to keep it under wraps.

  100. SugarCookie says

    Son: Milo Gibson
    Girlfriend: Lindsay Goodstein
    Dad: Mel Gibson

    If he is an ultra-conservative Catholic like his father, he will never come out.