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[Blind Gossip] This up-and-coming actor with the famous last name could not be happier with his model girlfriend!

Or, should we say “girlfriend”?

She’s gonna be around for a while because the arrangement is working good for everybody. He never gets any questions about being gay, she loves the publicity she gets being with him, and his family likes having her around even though it’s all just for show. The funny thing is that she is so pretty and so nice that his dad keeps hoping that he will suddenly discover he is really attracted to girls! (Not like that’s actually gonna happen.)

Dad is a famous actor – and is very macho – so you can be sure that Son is doing whatever he can to keep him happy!

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Son:

Girlfriend:

Dad:

[Optional] Will he ever come out?

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    • I thought this, too. In all the pictures I could find of them, she’s always touching him, but he’s not touching her. He has his hands at his sides or in his pockets while she hangs on him. Gay or not, that’s not a good sign for her.

  7. Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger

    Girlfriend: Abby Champion

    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    [Optional] Will he ever come out? Hopefully!

  10. Patrick Schwarzenegger and Abby Champion
    Dad is Arnold

    Wasn’t he out and then pushed back into the closet?

  12. Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Abby Champion
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Maybe in a few years but not when he’s still hopeful to be a successful actor.

  13. Patrick Schwarzenegger and “girlfriend” Abby Champion .

    Daddy is cheating macho-sh*thead, Arnold.

  17. Patrick Schwarzenegger and girlfriend Abby Champion. Dad is obviously Arnold. Poor kid should just come out but he probably won’t while he’s trying to make this acting thing happen.

  25. Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger’s soon Patrick? He had a game relationship with Taylor Swift a while back. ?

  27. Obviously Clint Eastwood’s son. I doubt he’d ever come out with Clint “Go ahead, make my day” Eastwood as a father. Yikes

  28. Patrick Schwarzenegger.
    There’s a better chance of him turning straight than becoming an A-list actor.

  29. Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Girlfriend: Abby Champion
    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    I took the capitol S in “Son” as a clue. Everything else also fits.

    Optional: If he gets to a point in his career where he is confident it won’t hurt him, yes.

  32. Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Abby Champion
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    He will probably only come out if his career never really takes off and he needs a massive jolt of publicity. As a gay person myself, I feel sad for him.

  37. Patrick Schwarzenegger.

    Abby Champion

    Arnold.

    Didn’t he date Taylor swift? The gay man’s go to girlfriend?

  40. Jaden Smith
    Odessa Adlon
    Will Smith
    If he’s gay, I hope he does come out. I think people are much happier if they can be themselves, and they’ll be more relaxed and more successful. 🙂

  46. haha so the Terminator knows that his oldest son is gay? He has two other boys to be macho with.

  49. Son: Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Girlfriend: Abby Champion
    Dad: Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Nope to exiting the closet while daddy’s around.