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Brooks Brothers Versus Home Depot

[Janet Charlton] Just when we thought we’d heard it ALL in this messy celebrity breakup, it now seems like we’ve only scratched the surface!

We’ve been captivated by the escapades of the male half of this couple, but it turns out the female half has some odd s*xual peccadillos of her own!

During their seemingly happy marriage, she had countless affairs with burly blue collar guys – the type that don’t shop at Brooks Brothers.

While her naughty spouse was out tom-catting, she was trolling the Home Depot parking lot, picking up day workers to work on her!

Her refined mate knew he didn’t satisfy her appetite for working class guys, so he didn’t care about her indiscretions.

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Couple:

[Optional] Do you prefer a man who is more Brooks Brothers or Home Depot?

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  1. itsbritney says

    Erika Jayne + Tom Girardi? The ‘tom-cat’ clue….
    He’s a buttoned-up lawyer (brooks brothers type) and she comes from working class….

  3. omgimbackagain says

    Actual cannibal Armie Hammer and his ex.

    I’d prefer a blue collar Home Depot hottie.

  4. thisisfun says

    I don’t think it’s Armie and Elizabeth because of the line about him being refined and not being able to satisfy her. Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi is my guess.

  5. Henrietta says

    No idea who the couple is, but I prefer a Home Depot guy. For some reason, I think they’d be less likely to lie to my face like my Brooks Brothers’ ex-husband always used to.

  8. Ramblingrose says

    Elizabeth Chambers/Armie Hammer I suppose. What is wrong with these people? The joke is that during this toxic and no doubt abusive marriage, she tried on her Insta to portray a family life so perfect it was nauseating, down to her kids’ precious little Victorian era outfits. It’s all very strange and creepy.

  9. Whisper says

    No clue. Optional. Neither man fits me exactly. But I like aspects of blue collar guy more than fancy suits guy.

  10. parkland45 says

    I’m speechless. Trolling the Home Depot parking lot? What’s wrong with these people? Why do they get married in the first place?

  12. High Steppa says

    Armie H and Elizabeth C. I like the Brooks Bros. kind myself. I think more dirt is going to come out on this….

  13. BeaNandSprouT says

    Couple: Armie and Elizabeth
    Optional: As long as he doesn’t try to eat me, I’m okay with either

  14. DenverJayhawk says

    Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers???
    Olivia Wilde and Sudeikis??
    Every couple in Hollywood????

    and of course they all have to procreate…all those poor kids

  16. CaintGetEnuff says

    Elizabeth Chambers and Armie Hammer
    I like a man who can work hard and dress nicely when going out.

  17. darlingidontmind says

    Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers?

    The kitten references and his aunt who’s speaking out against the family works at home depot.

    Elizabeth always seemed very waspy and into the whole Brooks Brothers, clean cut type but then again she was married to Wish Christian Grey so who knows

  19. NedLudd says

    Armie Hammer/Elizabeth Chambers.
    I prefer a kinky Brooks Brothers. Unfortunately, that type doesn’t prefer me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  20. prinny says

    I will guess its Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers.
    I went for a Brooks Brothers type but if I were out there dating again, I dont think I would care, as long as the man is kind, easy going, and has his life together. Oh and a good sense of humour!

  21. ItsBouquet says

    I have no idea who the couple is. It’s either a man that’s frequently formally dressed, or one of the cast of Suits?

    Armie Hammer is the creep of the moment, wonder of it could be him? His divorce is not messy though. Could it be Ioan Gruffudd? He’s not really known but I would love it to be him as his wife won’t stop tarnishing him on twitter. Can’t wait to find out.pp

    Optiinal: I prefer a man with good character, ambition, and a reasonable body. His social class doesn’t matter.

  23. melrose71 says

    Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers. His crazy appetites are certainly out in the open right now. The refined mate kind of throws me, but there is his family and he just looks like one of those New England guys who went to boarding schools. I thought there was another blind about her where she kissed another woman right in front of him before they separated so this doesn’t surprise me about her.